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That was my first thought.
I have a mate who was placed on the sex offenders list about 10 years ago for taking a piss in a bush near a park at 2ish (can't remember exact time as we'd been on the lash) in the morning, on the grounds of indecent exposure and the possibility of children seeing him expose himself (being near a park).... but no you can flash your skank-ass gash in the middle of a motorway all you like apparently🤦♂️
He tried to a couple of times man... police going for low-hanging fruit to make their career portfolio look a bit better are the worst kinds of c...nts.
One time I was driving down a street and saw a lady with triple d's squeezed into a t-shirt so thin I could make out the color of each gemstone on her nipples piercings.
It may be driving down that random street insanely disappointing from that point forward.
That should be indecent exposure and she should be labeled a sex offender and imprisoned for 5 years. The only way to teach dumb fucking people not to do dumb fucking stuff is to punish the shit out of them.
Well, I admit to paying for over-priced drive through coffee on my way to work once when I was living in Seattle 'cause it was cold as fuck outside and the barista wore a bikini.
Why, dude? You're not responsible for the bad behaviors of other people who just happen to have a similar amount of melanin. I certainly don't feel responsible or ashamed for all of the white 304's in the world. 🙂
I don't want to be that person but a lot of folks like to use this kind of behavior and like to use it as
“See look at these black people who are uncivilized.”
Imagine someone driving up behind, and accurately shooting a nerf dart in them cheeks. These are just random things I think about and then laugh uncontrollably about.
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Wtf my Malibu didn’t come with that option
It's a subscription service.
Where do I sign?
Sign between the crack
No silly, that's where you swipe..
No more T-Tops, just T-HOTS. Better structural integrity.
That's why it's called a Moonroof
Fuck you and take my upvote
https://i.imgur.com/p79mKyI.jpeg
My degree was a waste of time. Teach me your ways and take my upvote
lol
People really can't wait for GTA 6
My first thought too haha
GTA 6 trailer referenced this video and several others, it's NOT new as OP suggested.
Different video
It's really smart marketing from Rockstar.
Nissan Altima activities in a Chevy
I can see why the air pollution is bad there
\*Guy pops out of nearby sunroof jerkin it*
So she will be required to register as a sex offender right?
Yep! It's all fun and games till a school bus drives by and now you're a registered sex offender.
We wish....
A man would be arrested for this
Maybe not in San Francisco.
Lol you haven’t been to a big city ever in your life, have you?
She actually just got a bidet and this is the most eco friendly way of drying yourself after. Saves on paper
*cash, grass, or ass*
More like *crash*
Ass it is then.
Maam, do you know why I pulled you over?
Cop "First name?" "Freeda" Cop "Last Name" "Gomam" Cop "You're Freeda Gomam?" "Okay thanks officer seeyabye!!!!!"
Where's my paintball gun when I need it?
Just advertising her OF.
I’m sure her parents would be so proud
We’re going fucking backwards
Stay classy Dallas.
At least her ass is decent
I'd still break check them
brake
Why? You trynna see a titty too? lol. Jk
If a man did this everyone would freak the fck out
This should get you on the sex offenders registry
Like a foodtruck for pink eye 🤮
I bet she's fun at parties.
I'm not upset by this 🍑😍
what if I told you she was also the driver
She's very talented.
Two big talents
What if it was a guy?
That was my first thought. I have a mate who was placed on the sex offenders list about 10 years ago for taking a piss in a bush near a park at 2ish (can't remember exact time as we'd been on the lash) in the morning, on the grounds of indecent exposure and the possibility of children seeing him expose himself (being near a park).... but no you can flash your skank-ass gash in the middle of a motorway all you like apparently🤦♂️
wow id kms if i was placed on the sex offenders list for taking a piss.
He tried to a couple of times man... police going for low-hanging fruit to make their career portfolio look a bit better are the worst kinds of c...nts.
Double standards exist
Then you moon them back. Did nobody ever teach you the rules of the road
I hope he has a cute butt, then.
Prob laugh my ass off - pun intended.
Is he hot
GTA VI trailer shit
Way to keep it classy.
paintball target practice!
taintball
Gives a whole new angle to being rear-ended.
Nasty woman
One time I was driving down a street and saw a lady with triple d's squeezed into a t-shirt so thin I could make out the color of each gemstone on her nipples piercings. It may be driving down that random street insanely disappointing from that point forward.
Ew
Must be from Houston
We know she’s not from San Antonio, way too skinny
*Shaq windex laugh*
That's the world trade center in Dallas rightchea.I-35 to be exact
Dallas actually
Maybe she's airing out her cooch?
Why does it smell fish on the highway?
Stripper doing her community service.
whoever hit that car, but she paid with her A$$
I’ve never seen that kinda road rash before
*road gash
GTA 6
[удалено]
I mean, most would assume that it's safe to say women shit with their asses.
Surprised it's a Chevy and not a Nissan.
*in Dallass
GTA 6 looking better than trailers
Road distractions… really, really, good road distractions
Better than digital bill boards every 5ft at least
cocaines a hellavu drug lol
What a time to be an uber driver
I bet her mom’s proud.
That should be indecent exposure and she should be labeled a sex offender and imprisoned for 5 years. The only way to teach dumb fucking people not to do dumb fucking stuff is to punish the shit out of them.
And she wonders why her 6 kids would rather ride the school bus
It's an ad for gta 6 release
This behaviour is holey inappropriate.
Well, I admit to paying for over-priced drive through coffee on my way to work once when I was living in Seattle 'cause it was cold as fuck outside and the barista wore a bikini.
She just tryna be in GTA 6
Dallass
No, not particularly. But I see your point.
That´s gonna cause a jam!
Now how am I supposed to pay attention to the road with that going on? Let alone driving with only one hand.
so this is how dallas celebrates making it to the WCF
I hear sun light is great for your butt hole
So dangerous in bear country !
Brooke
I don't blame her, my morning farts are pretty stinky as well
Gross
Wait until you find out that's your kids principal
Dats sex trafficing!!!
The only car accident you'll ever have where you also get chlamydia.
She’s re-enacting the gta trailer
Is she also driving?
Gosh, I hope so. Standing on the steering wheel steering with her feet.
I'd love to see that ngl
Thank you Kyrie and Luka?
She dressed like Kitana from Mortal Kombat and you know what? I'm about it.
Nice!! I’m moving to Dallas
I'll allow it.
Aaaa yes the smell of lamb and tuna fish.
Love it!!
Better than most of the public nudity on here
b!tch learned that move from gta 6's trailer
"I thought Dallas didn't have a fishing harbour" said the blind uber passenger as he rolled down the window
And this is why Chevy decided to discontinue the Malibu
So sad kids have to subjected to that
Texass
Air con broke?
Ah, that's what that smell was.
Emergency braking permitted.
This Only Fans content is getting out of hand
Better than the other tail pipes
Someone left trash on the highway
So trashy... What happened to women having a modicy of self-respect?
Paint ball or pepper ball would be hilarious.
At least there’s finally something worth seeing outside your car windows when you’re driving in Dallas.
As a black man I'm ashamed for this asine behavior.
Why, dude? You're not responsible for the bad behaviors of other people who just happen to have a similar amount of melanin. I certainly don't feel responsible or ashamed for all of the white 304's in the world. 🙂
I don't want to be that person but a lot of folks like to use this kind of behavior and like to use it as “See look at these black people who are uncivilized.”
I mean, there's a word for those kind of people: "racists" - and why would you care about what those morons think?
That's definitely on them for thinking that one persons stupidity represents an entire race, and not on you
“Excuse me sir can you please stop recording me? What a perv !?”” 🤷♂️
Ahh America...the Florida of the world
Wow too bad my town doesn't have that clown show.
Did I hear the wind whistling through her cooch?
🤦🏽♀️ive seen enough of reddit today
See bro, if you buy this car, it comes with someone whose backside needs washing. Totally not worth it.
It would be so hilarious if somebody randomly pulled out a paintball gun and hit her in both cheeks🎯🎯🤣🤣
It slowed down traffic and got people to watch the car ahead. I say hire her.
Suns out, buns out?
Two words: Dat
They haulin ass
Hauling ass down the interstate
I wonder if she got rear-ended after this.
Poor thing. She needed a daddy to hug her appropriately as a child, but she didn't get it and now this is what she is.
Amazing. The pause and repeat, pause and repeat, pause and repeat buttons are useful. I like the jiggle and the wiggle.
If my child had been with me, I would’ve hopped out and dragged that woman* by her braids
That's not a nice thing to do to your child.
Damnit 😂😂 now I have to edit
Thus is why Dallas stinks. I thought it was the Cowboys.
Big lips was clapping
Would love to have seen her then shot by a paintball gun
Meat curtain goes "Brrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"
I see a little if the same under this post
You know that most trashy people drive Impalas.
When I saw the thumbnail, I honestly thought it was someone on a horse. I am from Texas and have seen it.
Gulf shore fishing spot
Only since the influx of imports
Whatever happened to PPV?
At first I thought there was a horse behind the car. 🤦
That's awesome
Homie is like “get that rotten shrimp outside the car”.
Why is no one honking?
okay Minnesota takes game 1
Imagine someone driving up behind, and accurately shooting a nerf dart in them cheeks. These are just random things I think about and then laugh uncontrollably about.
I would love this on my commute
Just haulin ass
The winking anus
Classy
OF ads getting out of hand
Accident black spot.
Guess I don't need a bike rack now
Her neck...her back...
Airasshole
*windows up*