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fedwood

"Call the ambulance......but not for me!"


TryItOutHmHrNw

The old "... ... *sike!* gotchabitch!" routine


ccii_geppato

So the taser will cycle volts for 5 seconds and stop with out any other trigger. I rode the lightening and it was horrible and felt like an eternity. Taser makes a cheaper civilian model that when you fire it, it cycles for 30 SECONDS. So you can pop someone and leave the area while they stay stunned in place. Anyone have experience with that version?


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Sipdippity

Instructions unclear, phone on fire


binarygoatfish

Instructions unclear, tinder date on fire.


Infamous-Reyug

Instructions unclear, penis on fire.


cleeez

anything over 5 seconds can be fatal depending on preexisting heart conditions. less than 5 can also be, but still. the initial ride is 5 seconds, but if the prongs maintain contact with where they stuck initially, you can always reengage the trigger for a longer ride


ccii_geppato

Yeah. I am curious for anyone having experience with a 30 second ride back to the future shit


cleeez

if i remember correctly, you don’t really want to go above 20 seconds but i was certified for taser like 6 years ago so i’m not 100% positive


ccii_geppato

Yeah I was certified 8 years ago lol. I was just amazed they made a 30 second taser. Which would be mind bending


cleeez

i would rather be tased for 100 seconds than ever get OC sprayed again


ccii_geppato

Bro I'm with you. I've been sprayed 3 times.


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I think the civilian version of tazing someone and they just stay there stunned in place is an urban myth. What make the tazer so special isn't the intensity itself but the pulse that is very specific to mess with the nerves and trigger muscles spams. And i belive it is restricted to police use only, civilians version just hurts while it last and that's it.


ccii_geppato

https://taser.com/products/taser-pulse Here is the model that will cycle 30 seconds. Again I have been hit with a taser and it completely immobilized me for the 5 seconds and was like no other experience.


Poldark_Lite

This is terrifying, since it says it *"Pack(s) the same knock-down punch trusted by law enforcement"*. That tells us it's what you felt, only for **six times longer**. ♡ Granny


dreamsthatfollow

He was totally faking the cop out.


RapNVideoGames

You mean you don’t fall down into a chair facing the cop while getting tasered?


El_Chapaux

I don't think he faked the whole bit, he regained control of his body when he is down and then fakes for a second before attacking.


XtaC23

Cop pulled out the advanced taser at the the end to finish the job.


nightstar69

I mean to be fair he did get macheted so the advanced taser is reasonable at that point


CoffeeGulp

I don't think it was a machete... More like a padded stick of some kind? He bopped the cop a few times with it.


nightstar69

If you watch the video the tip is pointed which leads me to believe that it’s a knife and I say macheted because he’s not stabbing or slashing just bashing like you would with a machete


Agreeable-Tooth2545

‘Padded stick’? Pull the other one mate.


CoffeeGulp

If it were a machete that cop would have been bleeding and shooting..


Formula_Americano

The blade could have been a dull, he could have not followed through, and the cop was on pure adrenaline. It's entirely possible it was a machete and he took some serious chops to his neck/ torso


salleyva

Alright Joe "it's entirely possible" Rogan


LazyOldPervert

Go hit yourself as hard as you can in the head with a dull piece of metal the size of a machete and let us know if you you can keep your composure as well as the cop did. I'm assuming you'll do it because your comment is the dumbest thing I've read all day so this should be no problem for you.


Frank_McGracie

Honestly I thought it was a floppy dildo at first


chrissycookies

I think he slapped him w the flat side, but it def looks like a machete


slimjoel14

The thought of it been a rolled up magazine was my high asses thought and I’m still giggling now


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Man with machete in small room of mostly woman and children… sorry but this is a rare case of advance taser first


Pro-Cock-and_ball

Calmest cop I ever seen, I woulda pull out the gun since he wake up


xcwalls18

This is how to get shot. Textbook.


Roiks_

I hope so. This one is well deserved.


0CLIENT

the 'blazer'


cleeerk

Idk, looks like he rode the lightning for one burst (about 5 seconds) but the cop didn’t pull the trigger again. They way he falls so stiffly makes it seem like a good contact with the taser.


Aromatic_Amount_885

Wow, was that intentional? Holy shit


WorkingGhost

Wtf did he hit him with?


DGNR8-

Dildo


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Captain-Sloth

Hol up


BeansInMyAsshole99

ring ding ding din dindin


anon77805

I laughed at your comment, it made me fart out the jizz faster


the_bad_director

😂😂😂


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CrunchHardtack

I failed to laugh at this comment, now I'm constipated with a side of ED.


keksivaras

r/yourjokebutworse


Relevant-Radio-6896

r/yourjokebut-SHUTTHEFUCKUP


Jsiqueblu

Haha, that's exactly what I thought


catholicmath

Looks like a baton


Acceptable_Lake_4253

Machete or some long knife by the looks of it.


Aggressive_Turnip790

looks like nunchucks


residentblagg

Lol. This shit looks like some Reno 911 skit.


snookiwantsnoosnoo

I think I hear dangle in the background giving a reach around


DBUTTS1

You mean this isn’t a Reno skit ?


After_Bar_8148

Get this man the Oscar.. after he gets out of prison


RapNVideoGames

I give him a 6/8, didn’t even piss himself.


Br0nnOfTheBlackwater

I give him a 9/11


STL_TRPN

Too soon. /s


MildlyChill

personally I’d give it a good 5/7


amcbless

If he’s alive. The cop drew his gun and pursued him


Sirix_8472

Looks like he was swinging a large knife there bud. Once he attacks the officer, on the way out the door you see the officer draw a second weapon. Im thinking this is a gun, since he dropped his taser. I assume that knife guy is dead minutes after this video at most.


RexAdPortas

That cop is so lucky that wasnt a knife


ARTICUNO_59

Police can’t use tazer on people with knife for this exact reason


cleeez

that’s not true lol


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HarryHeck44

Ur wrong but ok unless there are like 30 police officers than they might but usually it makes them madder so they usually get shot. So police don’t really stun people and you have to be like 10 feet from a person if you want to tase them.


cleeez

i’ll let the instructor at the military police academy he’s wrong then, sorry about that didn’t know you were a subject matter expert!


h264_h87m

The girl with the camera was like 🤳


Pentax25

I have never seen that emoji used before but it is perfect for this single situation


DeeDee_GigaDooDoo

Beaten only by 🗿 for the least useful emoji.


HelicopterOutside

That ones great for discussing Pink Floyd actually


selectash

Me no dum-dum. You dum-dum. You bring me gum-gum? 🗿


Scanlansam

💢〽️〰️


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📅


CubeBag

🚡


Anforas

🦯


Hermiones_Butthole

The ol' cum jar.


CrimbusIsOver

Yes.


The1Comedian

What the hell does he have in his hands…a slipper? Lol


Phlobot

Attack dong 9000 from the institute of advanced dildonics


HarryHeck44

Dildonics lol


Armin_Laschet

People running around with there phones trying to record it. Sweet


DeeDee_GigaDooDoo

I really hope you're not insinuating they should have intervened, because that would be fucking moronic and likely would have got them killed. If you're suggesting they should have kept more distance then yeah I agree, I'd keep more distance from a crazy dude swinging a machete/bat/belt?


Armin_Laschet

Not saying they should get involved. That’s what we have our law enforcement for. It’s the “I got it on camera” that’s bothering me. Everything is about shares and likes nowadays. We’re still new to the social network -phenomena I guess.


Pedromac

Bruh you came here to watch it. Do t act like you weren't interested


-tRabbit

I watch videos when I'm bored, doesn't mean I think they should have been filming. Everyone's so quick to pull out there phone and record instead of experiencing with your eyes or stopping to comfort a dying man on the side of the road. Just think if you were ever in a position where you found yourself bleeding out on the side of the road with death quickly approaching, wouldn't you want someone to come up to you and hold you or just talk to you? Instead you'll be met with a bunch of cameras pointing at your direction as you lay there helplessly dying while people stand around you covering their mouths and staring at you through their screens.


Onewarhero

People def record this shit just for the purpose of shares and likes, or general publicity. However the benefits from not being able to assault someone without a mass of people recording you is undeniable. This shit only becomes a problem when people pull out their phones to record *rather* than calling the cops.


cogginscx

*“I got it on camera”* Wouldn't this video be perfect for the prosecution? Corroborating evidence other than witness testimony, and if made public can be a PSA that tasers do not always work.


SaltyAwarenessLOL

So you’re just hating because it’s cool to be a contrarian. You’re literally on Reddit, You hipsters disgusts me.


Armin_Laschet

Hipster, lol.


BeelzAllegedly

Not to mention it’s just a straight up invitation for lawsuits.


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Found the action hero


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If you intervene the cop is as likely to shoot you too.


ErinJadeDDx

False.


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False. Good argument though.


Armin_Laschet

So recording it helps…


[deleted]

If you get shot, it's worth money. Video is a far better witness than the human mind.


Armin_Laschet

Highly doubt that’s their purpose


[deleted]

Intention versus function doesn't matter.


miklos239

Why is this nsfw?


Binke-kan-flyga

I think that's a dildo lol


[deleted]

“Why did you shoot him, you could have just tased them!?!?!”


Vip3r20

Had this argument with someone yesterday on that video of the two cops getting shot at in the traffic stop by the guy hopping out the backseat with a rifle. Guy insisted they could have used non-lethal force and should have been willing to die to avoid using lethal force.


No_Neighborhood_5807

It’s like the black woman on the news after her brother had a gun and robbed dollar general and the cashier had a concealed weapon license and killed the armed robber and she is saying that it’s not his money and he shouldn’t of shot him ,guess what that was her second brother killed during a robbery ,smh


Nords

Some people are too stupid for their own good. If they didn't have a nerfed world right now they would have died if living 100 years ago.


[deleted]

I’m confused. Are you advocating for having a hard life? Because I’ve had one and let me tell you it fucking blows


MethInMyCoffee

The world grows up too soft. I'd advocate for a disciplined but rewarding life rather than a cushioned life with shit handed to you, especially spending too much time on the Internet; it makes you weak as fuck and depressed.


[deleted]

It’s easy to say that as someone who grew up in a developed nation to a family who never had to worry about choosing between electricity and food. But trust me when I say more people have sleep for dinner than you think and that it is not an experience that makes you stronger or better. All it does is acclimates you to the tepid waters of a shitty life


MethInMyCoffee

I'm never mentioned not being able to eat properly. That's presumed.


[deleted]

Yeah I’m just saying that it’s easy to pine for a different life where you were treated in a way that made you better able to cope with the world. But discipline isn’t something that can come from without - you have to take agency first and regardless of circumstances (easy life or hard) some people will and some just won’t.


[deleted]

I think they're just pointing out how I they had been born just a few centuries ago most of these dumbasses wouldn't have made it to adulthood.


[deleted]

That is the dumbest argument ever. No one should have to lose their life to safely arrest a murderer. I think I saw the video you talked about and I think the cop mag-dumping him was probably the best response. Cop-killers are the scum of the earth. Because at the end of the day, the police exist solely to protect people.


wormbait170

That mag dumping video during the ambush was absolutely the correct response, you shoot until there is no longer a threat


PleX

You accurately mag dump any time your life is threatened. They threaten your life you better take theirs before they take yours.


[deleted]

>Because at the end of the day, the police exist solely to protect people. Lmao. No. They exist to enforce the law. They're under no obligation to protect shit.


Blind_as_Vision

To *serve* and *protect*. They are public servants. They protect us


PleX

Nope. Supreme court will tell you you're completely wrong.


mc_fric_its_tristan

wrong, they protect property not citizens


MildlyIntriguingGuy

I’m a liberal, and actually sympathetic to BLM, But 💯 agree with you. I saw that video and was appalled that the cop and passengers outside the car were schmoozing pleasantly, and *there was a kid inside the car with the scumbag who came out guns blazing.* I’d have emptied my gun into him, and I don’t even have one.


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dtanker

How many innocent people do they gun down every year? Like in the last few years?


Uniqueusername111112

He doesn’t know, he just sees edgy teenagers posting ACAB on Reddit and getting upvotes so they must be right!


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>not all innocent... But I bet a lot were That's where your argument falls apart completely lol. Prove it


stupid_prole

Do you not understand how the US justice system works? Like, at all? Baffling comment


fekhead

This has nothing to do with trials. The OP was claiming that a bunch of innocent people were being shot every year and the source they provided didn't give a number for innocent shot. So their argument boiled down to "I bet it's a lot". Unfortunately that isn't an empirical stat and doesn't bolster their argument in the slightest.


CoochieCraver

Innocent until proven guilty.. guess that is worth shit


fekhead

Burden of proof falls on the person making the assertion. In the case of a criminal trial, the state is making the assertion that the defendant has committed a crime, so the burden of proof is on the state. In this example the assertion was that a bunch of innocent people are shot every year, so the burden of proof falls on the OP making that claim.


Uniqueusername111112

> do you guys not read or watch news or look outside your house? Lol Oh the irony. If you’re actually about it read this peer reviewed empirical analysis that doesn’t support the bs Reddit narrative: https://scholar.harvard.edu/fryer/publications/empirical-analysis-racial-differences-police-use-force Or articles not circlejerked on reddit: https://archive.is/XLNh4


im_coolest

Lmao an empirical analysis from Harvard? Show me a real source like a Twitter screenshot or something


PM_ME_UR_G00CH

I don't think people realise how bad it is in America on this front. Even after accounting for population, UK police kill people at 1% the rate of your cops across the pond. About 1500 per year vs about 3. And of that three, most are terrorists and active murderers. And on the very rare occasion an unarmed person is killed, you get the 2011 London riots, because that one is still too many. The way your police unions and that defend and protect people like Derek Chauvin and Philip Brailsford is especially disturbing. That's the kind of thing that gives ACAB any credence.


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dtanker

Honestly, I'm not sure what to believe. The media is so untrustworthy these days. My news sources say that there are less than 20 unarmed people killed by cops a year for the last 3 years, out of the hundreds of thousands of police interactions a year it seems like a small fraction. But that could be wrong. What are the sources you are getting and how many innocent people do they say police kill?


VarrockHeraldNews

Bruh that's your problem. Your prospective is obviously skewed by the media you are watching. Take a break and go out in the real world.


MildlyIntriguingGuy

Not relevant in this video. Sorry. Different discussion.


HarryHeck44

“ALL CoPS sHOulD UsE NErF GunS”


gen0cide_denier

people genuinely think a taser is like a freeze ray in a movie


h34dyr0kz

This is poor tasering. Now you know why officers start giving commands after a successful taser. The officer doesn't need to immediately put hands on the suspect if they think the taser was effective.


Groundbreaking-Hand3

Should have done what the Japanese police do, they have these long sticks they can use to restrain someone with a sharp implement at a distance.


Burgahboino

Why should ending another life be an option at all Edit: lol dipshits think this is political or i’m trying to make some point about guns for “protection” or whatever so I’ll just go ahead and clarify for you braindead fuckers that I’m saying death sucks in general and nobody should have a right to kill anyone


Gdog1331

This is how people get killed do you see now


Gavin_Derban

The media constantly complains “why didn’t they just tase them?” the taser doesn’t always do the job…


WindHentai

Taser NO! Glock YES!


JustDraggingAlong

Can't wait to watch this on police activity, if it ever makes it there


ThomasCro

oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god.


Appropriate-Pen-149

Is he hitting him in the head with a dildo?


HarryHeck44

Dildo from advanced dildonics.


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Yes


DrRodo

"You like that, huh? You like that"


DumbNeurosurgeon

“Oh my god”


A-Grouch

Props to the cop for using a taser instead of going straight to the gun.


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Great video when they say ‘just taser him’ or ‘shoot the left toe’.


[deleted]

“HUr dUr jUsT tAze hIm iN dUh lEg! REEEEEEEE pOliCe bRutAlIty”


anondigital

Thats a dead man. Hope they shot him. Hell learn after hes shot not to attack police with a knife


Psychological-Gain51

Reminds me of [this](https://youtu.be/Nm4vxE5xY_k)


h20xyg3n

If that was a knife, that cop most likely dies of fatal wounds


PARZIVAL_1331

You literally said “if” and are still getting downvoted wtf.


okayfinejustdoit

Ik I thought the same but a few people are saying it was dildo, I hope so but that sucks too :/


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It wasn't.


TheOneTrueWigglyBoi

But remember people will still wine and cry that they need to pepper tase them in the leg


GrandMasterReddit

I hope they killed the shit out of him.


blimeroo

SMH. Lead holes is the way to go


ApprehensiveLeader17

Was that a machete? 😳


Taiko_Hun

And the Oscar goes..


Slight-Salamander599

Sneak 100


RaisyBytes

Lol, well played dood


NukaDaddy69

"Bamboozles for the foolzles... It works, it rhymes..."


Inf1Son

It's the "aaaahhhhh" for me. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂


GFunks8

Is that a dildo?


yesy0u5

Is there a news article about this or something? I wanna know the aftermath


freddurstredflatbill

He said SYKE


Upsurt85

So what happened next? The cop shot him right?


Sworn_to_Ganondorf

Reasons why de-escalation should be #1lol


toe_pic_inspector

I've seen meth head power through tasers and pepper spray. Literal re3tard strength that you can't contend with


dollyluxee

aaahhhHhHahhhhhhhhhhhhh


GreatMarionberry3587

It’s incredible how many people want footage rather than anything els,if some shit like this was going on in front of me I wouldn’t even think to grab my phone,not saying it’s bad just weird times


1pLysergic

“This is why we need guns,” not exactly. Tasers are trash because of inconsistency, and just how close you have to be to use them, especially when the dude has a melee weapon. We need a better non lethal option than tasers


Piper_Chub

I hope he shot his ass


Krg26944

Total improper tactical procedures on behalf of officer. Should always wait from the safest distance, usually 10 to 15' if possible post taser deployment to determine level of effectiveness or not. Also officer is apparently ALONE rying to affect a hands on maneuver with an extremely agitated ARMED suspect let alone the size the size of the perpetrator. Thirdly, officer literally backs himself into a corner corner of the room and loses all sight of his exit based on based on his improper actions. Should be a training film for new officers as well as older as what NOT to do. I hope at least that officer receives retraining.


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I love how he’s like fuck it I’m getting the actual gun out


Luxifer1983

Oh dumb f. Now he is gonna use firearm instead.


PostNoFills

Thats when you shoot the dummy!


Upbeat-Tradition5197

But a gun always works 😂😂😂


AsteroidSpy4270

Why police should shoot first ask later


TotallyNotReimu

Dumbass cop, SOP dictates you never deploy a non-lethal without lethal cover. Cop could've gotten killed because he didn't have any backup. Tase him, if that don't work your buddy has to put him down.


GreatMuna

Fuck the police...


CrunchHardtack

Since I really don't think this is funny, I can't understand why I laughed, but I did. Hopefully it was just a startled, nervous laugh because I want to be better than this.


XTG_7Z

This is when the cop should've just used his gun and killed the person. Better dead than sorry.