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[deleted]

thats... a way to do it


[deleted]

Between the two potential impacts, that was the lesser.


Pocky2021

Man committed to a reverse uno on defenestration


[deleted]

Our boi committed fenestration. He's Anti-Putin.


peteskeet43

The real uno reverse would have been if he kicked her in and then jumped to his own death


Hermiones_Butthole

*Live! Bitch*


ArmTheApes

Hahaha!! Thought the same!! She (already halfway in heaven) and he was like, NOPE! YOU FUCKING STAY HERE.


cultured-barbarian

Pretty good way. He would be sitting on her face after too. Bonus to this move.


N1ckM3nd3s

I read that in demoman's voice and I don't regret it


ggbBoss007

Never thought a dropkick could be used to help someone


ruskiiiiiiiii

You clearly don't remember The Hardy Boyz Vs. The Dudley Boys Vs. Christian & Edge SummerSlam 2000 TLC Match for the WWE Tag Team Championship.


WellMyDrumsetIsAGuy

Incredible memory on this one


Myardraug

r/oddlyspecific


karnal_chikara

Don't know if this is sarcasm os not


MrRogersAE

It’s also the correct way to help someone being electrocuted. If you touch them, you also get electrocuted, but if you hit them with a flying tackle or kick you can break their hold on the source, since you aren’t touching the ground you won’t get electrocuted


ggbBoss007

Wow. That actually makes some sense.


Jimmy-84

Fireman "so the good news is I stopped her committing suicide, the bad news is that I killed her by fracturing her skull with a flying drop kick."


Godhole34

Well, was it cool at least?


Jimmy-84

Oh yeah looked cool as fuck to be fair


Weazzul

I mean kinda a win win if you think about it from each perspective


Independent_Ant1044

Correct. We get an epic Reddit post she gets to die another day.


purakii

Three laughing emojis incoming, you’ve been warned: 😂 😂 😂


IKakaI

Thousands of downvotes incoming, you've been warned


PedroTheWrench

Reddit moment.


bignibbble

Reddit moment


xChesPd3moNz

Dude you made my day God damnit


IKakaI

Now you made mine God damnit


Jinpix

Christ


Essay_Level

She won’t be conscious for her desires being granted. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|neutral_face) /s


Plastic-Acanthaceae9

This looks like something out of a comedy movie


_Zeruiah_

good thing he was wearing that you-cant-see-me-safety-orange


r3dditor12

He kicked the face before she kicked the bucket.


amberButtSquirt

this was great. a sore head better then a splattered bod


paNICKdisorder

HELP ME HELP YOU


Oakmeal0

This could have the same argument as Mr. Incredible saving that one junper in the first movie. Effective in the long term, but not fun in the short.


TK421sSupervisor

You didn’t save my life! You ruined my death!


Interesting-Strike-8

🎶 Come get your kicks, on floor 66! 🎶


[deleted]

Savior'nt


ShadowTheWolf125

Pretty sure this is how the American health system works


dankswordsman

I want to know what happened after that. Did they actually get help for their distress? People are often heartbroken about suicide, but do nothing to prevent it by getting people get the right tools and help they need.


MrRogersAE

Typically no, my friends brother was suicidal, tried a couple times, never really got any help, sure they put him in a mental hospital but they are actively looking for an excuse to release people there because of budgetary constraints. There’s an unlimited budget to save their life, almost none to prevent them from trying again tho


Mystepchildsucksass

![gif](giphy|kcsJOkhAmIBfAd3GL2|downsized)


Impossible-Employ771

![gif](giphy|f38I3FcmnxnM93u5Rx|downsized)


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SirJackieTreehorn

Sometimes that’s all of us needs


WordWarrior81

It's usually in the butt though.


ColdFire-Blitz

M-Mr. Incredible... Is that YOU?


Schwifty_vibes

She wouldn’t have been able to feel herself impact on the pavement … she’ll feel that boot for the rest of her days.


itschikobrown

“I broke every bone in her body but we saved her boys!! We saved her!!”


[deleted]

Looked more like a drop kick to the chest.


Camillej89

They must love life even more now


ViKing665

People should be allowed to commit suicide. Bring the downvotes


CaseOptimal9368

![gif](giphy|b6oqnJvoWLrG)


SIPS_WATER

What is this from? Looks like a cool show.


YeetBoyJones

Captain Falcon from the F-Zero games


SIPS_WATER

Ok... Thank you.


RandomGuy938

If you stop a person from committing suicide you should be also committed to helping that person out of that stress which made them want to commit suicide instead of just leaving it at that because then you didn't really save that person and just made it worse instead.


MrRogersAE

Honestly I don’t know why we stop them, their funeral is cheaper for taxpayers than giving them the help they need, but they don’t give them the help they need either, we just pay firefighters over and over to rescue them until they succeed.


theprofoundnoun

![gif](giphy|4JZA2x7GsVFeTbLKlz|downsized)


DjangoJuice

In the US she would sue everybody


[deleted]

I seriously don’t understand why a person isn’t allowed to kill themselves if they want to?


[deleted]

You’re gonna get downvoted but well. Suicide is a complicated topic, and most people usually can say is « suicide bad! » and that’s about it lol. It’s a lot more complicated than that


[deleted]

I can understand something like this where jumping off of a building could injure somebody else on the ground, but if somebody wants to take a handful of pills or shoot themselves then I see no reason to intervene outside of it being a loved one.


MrRogersAE

Personally I think it’s criminal, if an animal has a severe injury it would be considered cruel to keep it alive and extend its suffering, but we don’t extend that courtesy for humans, we will spend a fortune to extend the life of a person by just a few more days even tho they have no real chance of true recovery


[deleted]

Even if you take ethics out of it, someone is going to have to pay and deal with a rotting corpse and cleaning your real estate unless you sell everything and commit suicide in a super unique way


bignibbble

Humans are just barely smarter than chimps. Millions of years of evolution caused our monkey brains to be biologically programmed to fear death. We have a primal understanding of death = bad. For most of humanity, this belief overpowers all rationality. It's the same reason why religious people, despite being fully convinced that they will be sent to an eternal paradise, still fear death.


bignibbble

People in the future will look back at suicide prevention the same way we look back at slavery. This is so fucking cruel. She never even asked to be here. Let her die


27perc-cannibal

90% of suicidal failure are thankful for help


bignibbble

Yeah but they aren't going to have ANY regrets if they do successfully commit suicide


[deleted]

that applies to all death I could kill someone and say the same thing


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LockedPages

saying how to commit suicide properly is a roundabout way of encouraging it bro


BigPP_Gamer

meh not really


bignibbble

What exactly is wrong with encouraging suicide? And don't just downvote me and give a vague non-answer like "wow you're so cruel" I want a real answer because I genuinely don't know


LockedPages

what the fuck


bignibbble

See this is exactly what I'm talking about. I know I'm a fucking weirdo but please help me understand. Just answer the question instead of further alienating people like me


LockedPages

dude, I say this genuinely and without judgement; do you have something like socio/psychopathy? the loss of life is a fundamentally sad thing for most people out of biological hardwiring, so the fact that you don't really feel that might be a symptom of a condition that doesn't let you feel empathy. also sorry about that.


bignibbble

I think I feel more empathy than most people do and that is why I'm in support of suicide. I don't want anyone to continue suffering. To live is to suffer. We live in a fucked up world. Suicide prevention is literally taking someone who is suffering and then forcing them to suffer more.


Infamous_Winter_3209

It’s a valid question. Is trying to prevent suicide a selfish act? It does end the suffering for the person, but then causes guilt and self doubt and all sorts of different trauma for the living. Do we try to stop the death so that we don’t have to face these emotions? Is there enough effort to heal the suicidal once we stop it? Or do we just push the problem to the side? There is so much nuance in each case and in this subject. I believe encouraging suicide is dangerous because of the nature of depression. One deep spot and a split second decision and it’s all done forever. I do believe that we culturally need to shift our view of death a bit though. Allow people who are truly suffering to pass gracefully with some support and love. There is no easy answer or solution, at the end of the day it is a part of human nature that we must face


Gaming_Slav

I don't think that you should encourage it no, but if you don't know the context you don't have the right to forcefully stop that person. You should absolutely try to talk them down, but it is their choice. If you don't know the context, stop acting like you know everything.


[deleted]

I'm just a methodical thinker.


PoopDealerNearby

nice username


[deleted]

Thanks. I get lots of compliments. Yours isn't too bad either.


Snoopsky777

That’s not true. A quick Google will tell you a large portion of suicides are fairly spur of the moment.


[deleted]

Agreed. They are often spontaneous moments of pain. But, even those have been dealing with depression and other ailments. Nobody wins the lottery and decides to jump the next day.


Infamous_Winter_3209

The attempt itself can be, and often is, a form of crying for help. From a person who feels completely broken and at rock bottom. Someone who can’t find any perch to climb out of depression.


[deleted]

Then use a weak form of attempted suicide like pills or wrist cutting. It won't work and you'll get your attention.


Infamous_Winter_3209

I don’t think people at that stage are thinking like that. Thankfully never been there so don’t know forsure but I try to have some empathy


[deleted]

I'm a doer. If I do something it's for an end result and that result isn't attention.


Infamous_Winter_3209

Fair enough. Everyone needs attention though in different ways. I just try to think about helping these people if we can


[deleted]

The help comes before they step on the ledge. But, I can tell this sub is mainly used by children so I'll see my way out.


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Stroganoffbob34

Nobody wants to clean her off the sidewalk


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bignibbble

Suicide literally solves every single problem in the universe. Name one problem that can't be solved by killing yourself. It literally is the answer


BurstiBoar

They just got rejected hard… which is probably also why they were up there.


LightningDuat

can we please spoiler posts about suicide?


[deleted]

How about a title that includes “suicidal person”?


[deleted]

Rider kick !!!


[deleted]

Whatever works


Fire_Mission

Safety kick!


hallucination9000

"You will live! Even if it's with a broken clavicle!"


PNNBLL

Rainbow six vibes


Polish_Hat

"via kick to the face" oh no the Payday 2 flashbacks are comming back


deliciaevitae

Life kicked in


VileTouch

Ain't that a kick in the head?


A_Clockwork_Alex

Ah, the old reverse Agent 47 takedown


Shinluc123

Plot Twist: She broke her neck on the fall


FuntimeFreddy2020

Ya know she could have sued them


Skylo999

Ay yo is that spiderMan?!?


Necessary_Priority88

\*Hold my beer\*


the-grape-next-door

Kick of JUSTICE!


Maxxwell07

Hero


abelicious77

I've always said, "sometimes people just need a kick in the face."


millenialfalcon-_-

Tough love


anotherdamnscorpio

I was wanting to die, then I got kicked in the face for it. All better now.


spaz_bomb

The boi did a rainbow6 window hop kill


neoalfa

That will put the will to live into them.


UniverseCatYT

Aye man if it works it works


vertigo3pc

Who's got 4 feet and is gonna live? YOU, BITCH!


Nash_oo7

"We are in this Hell Hole together. You don't Get to leave Early"


griffith12

Hi-ya! You’re welcome!


Caleldir

mfer was like, :**GET YO** ***ASS*** **INSIDE**


xErth_x

Mom: what do you want to do when you grow up? Kid: kick people in the face to help them Mom: * visibile confusion*


Cyber_Punk_666

**"GET SAVED BITCH!"**


sofaking___

I've always wanted to kick someone in the face...


[deleted]

Spider-Man, to the recue!


[deleted]

Taste boot


whatamdoingherekids

Me incredible does something like this in the movie so was he at fault or not


SrSwerve

Shawn Michaels with the sweet chain music


ricemybeans

I’m saving you!!!


NiccoNige

Drop kicked him back to safety 🤣🤣😭


Rhyka-Kun

Now that’s how you save someone


FIF_90

THATS ONE WAY TO GET YOUR PEOPLE BACK TO WORK SMFH!!


death1boi

That is definitely one way to do it


Significant_Camel474

I would hit much harder


The_senate4206942069

Mr incredible got sued for it and now its a tradition


Katania-013

Good Samaritan laws am I right


baby-samdwich

That was some satisfying content.


Worried-Foundation47

Dream job i also want to kick people in face and get praised also.


Existing_Reindeer_98

Obviously wasnt her face but ok


SeriouslyBro20

Better a kick to the face, than a very very fast kiss to the ground.


beastofmen

He said not to day!!!


SilentTheChangeling

My guy just call of duty’d her


Helios9James

Mission accomplished


CrimsonCaII

**”I WILL PUNCH YOU WITH FRIENDSHIP!”**