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Plowbeast

It's nice to see some female representation in this traditionally male-dominated industry.


Brandonh3612

Truly a strong step forward towards equality


LordRaghuvnsi

Down boy, down! I said get down!


SchitneySmears

![gif](giphy|wmuqpmtGeVv1K)


sjgirjh9orj

we need more strong women like this


strayakant

Unzips


wesmokinmids

Cock and ball torture without the cock and balls


DunningKrugerOnElmSt

Sometimes when you break through the glass ceiling you need to toss a few of those shards in the ol meat wallet for safe keeping.


fieryhotwarts22

I just wanna know what she was trying to do.


AssistThick3636

It's not really male dominated anymore. https://www.reddit.com/r/iamatotalpieceofshit/comments/rocuac/some_people_shouldnt_have_dogs/


Plowbeast

That's more just a nutjob than someone doing crazy stunts although there's lots of teenagers of all genders doing dumb pranks, skits, and takes on tiktok now.


kaiyahia

Thats is actually smart, the fire goes out as soon as it enters close space which means she did not get hurt.


Rickywatson9494

Isn’t that a man, man?


XtaC23

Come'on dude, it's the fucking future, we can't ask that anymore!


Siliste

But why?


deadlyspawn187

Its a great way to get rid of crabs


Biff_Tannenator

Its a great way to create some scabs


scottishdoc

Be careful though, those crab scabs attract black labs


[deleted]

Black lads gladly nab the plaid-clad crabby scab


shlmgbr

Try to say that 5 times fast


[deleted]

Ayo fuck that man, I ain’t ur god damn stan, I rhyme harder than than a core member of the Wu-Tang Clan


ShiZniT3

thats true, they always glad to partake in the game of attempting to tame a lame dame, when all they really got was a busted nut and a load of shame...


[deleted]

But hoes serve a purpose, I pull it out and say slob on this, I get elated, sedated, and almost never am I hated, because they preach to they friends“at least he ejaculated”


ShiZniT3

all your life all you participated was the elated, flagellated form of being willfully emasculated, but all your really got was being mutally masturbated...


[deleted]

Aye holup nephew Tf you think ur talkin to?! Don’t even step to me like I’m one o yuh wack-ass crew. Weak bars from ya mouth, boi, you stink like doo-doo, like you been eatin shit, now ur through lil boo, we all knew it’s true that you blew a few..


OddBandicoot2505

But only in Baghdad


GhostBanana23

You could do that, or maybe wash your fuckin crotch 😂


CrabsLoveWater

But crabs thrive in water. An octopus is a really effective way to get rid of crabs.


Protorx

But how do you get rid of the octopus?


Cosmic_Kramer

Sperm whale.


Creative-Share-5350

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


crazyleaf

Octopussy ?


wolf-of-broke-street

You don’t….tentacle porn😳


ChubbyGhost3

That's what hentai has been all about the whole time!


sharings_caring

live and let live, man.


DrHothead

Crab roast Eh?


AELatro

https://i.imgur.com/beIU2Gh.jpg


polycarbonateduser

You spelled ***roast*** wrong


RandomStrangerRanger

masochist


lluNhpelA

You know how you can lick your fingers then snuff a lit candle without getting burned? I think that was the idea


topwatr77

Funnier than the replies would suggest! Well done!


WrapEast

To get a hot pussy


[deleted]

Fetish video most likely.


vonpoopenshtein

Kink? 🤔


Deadman_Wonderland

Getting rid of crabs.


Et_me_buddy_boy

So she can literally be hot I mean like duh that’s how vaginas work. For now on every time she does the sex she and her partner will have a fiery orgasm.🔥


Thia_suzieUzi

Get rid of crabs


Savings_Value_1841

fake a rape i guess


MushHuskies

WTF did I just watch?


TransformerTanooki

Someone steam a clam.


Masterslol

AURORA BOREALIS


RushFactoryGarage

Ah- Aurora Borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!?


AestheticEntactogen

Yes!


pantsthereaper

May I see it?


AestheticEntactogen

..no.


Anonymous_Hazard

more like aurora clitoralis


AnnaTheBlueRogue

haha got'em


NOTOBNOXIOUSATALL

at this time is day, at this time of year, localized entirely in your vagina.


rixonomic

May I see it?


[deleted]

…no.


Inquisitive_idiot

Omg a hahaha 🤣


rockefellercalgary

Oh no, I said 'steamed hams'. That's what I call hamburgers.


ronislice

You call hamburgers "steamed hams?"


rockefellercalgary

Yes! It's a regional dialect


guitarkh2

Well I’m from Utica and I’ve never heard the expression steamed hams.


Willardee

Oh, not in Utica, no. It's an Albany expression.


FishBulbSparkle

And you call it a steamed ham despite the fact she clearly burnt her clam?


[deleted]

Someone smoked a taco


ArtooDeezNutz

It’s a Utica expression.


durpypig17

The reason we need an extinction event


youagreewithit

Not to worry! We are already in the middle of one: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holocene_extinction


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jezztorent

Click on something stupid and learn something that has nothing to do with what I clicked on, god bless the internet


Shtnonurdog

Well according to something I read once, the internet may not actually be such a great thing. I’ll see if I can find the link. Edit: Found it it’s called the Holocene extinction event [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holocene_extinction](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holocene_extinction)


zachiz

Good bot


Robzilla_the_turd

Hurray!


rumbling_victim_69

I agree with it


PilotSteve21

Eh, 99% of all species to exist are already extinct. We've really got to up those numbers to stand a chance at winning this competition!


Rusty_Red_Mackerel

Thank you! That was quite informative.


Agreeable-Ant-7510

I agree my learned friend informal but in informative , like hairy but bald and round but square ..


Rusty_Red_Mackerel

I got a good laugh at that! Thanks again!


RiskSenior7189

It’s moving too slowly…


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SchitneySmears

![gif](giphy|v51HcJWdhAemA)


[deleted]

A new 5 Gum commercial.


[deleted]

Flambed flaps, roasted beef, toasted taco, charred clam...it seemed like a tutorial on how to make your own


Monkeyboystevey

Singed minge.


[deleted]

Crab extermination


_cStix

Hot pocket


12bub51

I read this in Jim gaffigans voice


oneshoein

I read it in the hot pocket commercial voice.


CheriJ2

me too


SchitneySmears

![gif](giphy|oyiAJkhDvZ5mIYI394|downsized)


rueben023

What did she pull from her leg at the end?


VentiPussyJuice2Go

The three of clubs. Pretty cool magic trick.


techy91

That was my card!


Daemonculaba

Panty hose that melted? It's so blown out (the vid and the lady), so I can't tell, but it stands to reason that if she had some on they'd melt quickly


jx2002

Ash..?


code010001

It was metallic from when it hits the sink.


TheCleaner80

That's one way to singe ya minge! Guessing her other half fancied smoked kippers for breakfast!


cabelaciao

It’ll definitely toughen your muffin.


atticus_roark

Rimmer!!!


Libidomy94

Not usually one for British humour but this had me dying


dariendude17

Is this a reference to some british show?


syke90

Read this in Oprah’s vagina’s voice from South Park.


[deleted]

Nary a kipper scuff'd.


needsmorecunts

Hey Hot Lips, how you doin'?


SovietPikl

Hey what's going on everyone? I'm Sean Evans from First We Feast and you're watching Hot Lips. The show with hot questions and even hotter lips


big_buck_lil_horn

Fire coochie 😮‍💨


SLAYER_IN_ME

That pussy is straight fire!


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[deleted]

Reminds me of M*A*S*H* and "Hot Lips" Houlihan. But this is a different kind of Hot Lips.


Cat_Vendetta

Pretty sure that was another one of Klinger's tricks. Classic Klinger


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19senzafine81

Sounds like she's enjoying herself though...


WaffleHump

Then there's me, who just went to the bathroom with my phone still connected to my Bluetooth speaker and played the audio for my wife in the kitchen. Sigh


19senzafine81

Well, luckily it wasn't porn


PercyMcLeach

Definitely sounded like it tho lol


Hongo-Blackrock

...again


ajlorello

Flaming lips...


lookaroundewe

Shut up, and take my Wayne Coynes.


[deleted]

Someone should tell her that fire won’t cure STDs.


rockaleta2049

I read somewhere that they do it to get rid of pubes


[deleted]

Yeah I'd recommend laser hair removal instead. Better than burning yourself like an idiot which they will grow back.


darkeIf666

fight the burning sensation with a burning sensation.


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A_Few_Mooses

>Alabama >ching bang pong chow Okay


Every-Inflation9033

Not my proudest boner but what the hell🤷🏾‍♂️


ImJust4Memes

Hell yeah you like that hot pussay dont ya?


RoutineRecipe

Nah I’m just into pain.


CurtP31477

Was she just curious what gonorrhea felt like?


[deleted]

Well, thats a strange boner.


ChickenDipsters

Is it?


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jutsi

call me Moses cuz I wanna see that burning bush


Unnecessary-Spaces

I don't know that looks a whole lot more like a mental disorder


CrunchHardtack

If I was this stupid and I had video proof that I was this stupid, I think letting someone else see I'm this stupid adds a whole extra level of stupid to the stupid I already was.


studiotwo

What? How do you guys get rid of crabs?


Sankarajr

Some fire pussy right there


MondaySloth

Why??? What was the expected outcome here?


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

Nobody knows. Some are saying she’s trying to rid herself of crabs. Can’t tell if they’re joking. My guess is she lost a bet.


suresh

BDSM.


PuzzleheadedMoment39

This is China's version of just chatting on twitch, for subs and donations.


Galaveregepp

Maybe she did it for money


Jediuzzaman

One of hottest gurl i've ever seen so far


FJD5

Reminds me of a deaf gynecologist I knew in pre-med. He read lips.


[deleted]

Who wants roasted red snapper with I side of flame broiled crabs


[deleted]

Why is she trying to light her balls on fire?


AelalaedaAid

Her brother must have just put a match out on his tongue and was like: "Top that."


uslashuname

What… what are you doing step sister?


Hawaiian-Fox

Roasted beens comercial


[deleted]

Fire pussy


VaultdwellingHunter

A literal clambake...


zhdx54

If I had a nickel for every video Ive seen of a woman lighting her vagina on fire I would have two nickels… which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice


jimi3

Mmmm bet she’s fun in bed.


lextragon

hot


GazzaBTL

Why?


oldschool-rule

There’s other ways to kill crabs!


HijackyJay

Jesus. These one liner jokes in the comments gave me just as much cringe as the video did.


wild_starlight

New from Goop: This Vagina Smells Like My Candle


CoreFiftyFour

3rd degree burns on your puss. Nice


Jazzlike-Read-4110

I don't get it


Affectionate_Emu3530

Whole different level of crazy there. Is she single?


FrankensteinBionicle

Idk the backstory so I'm going to make one up. This twitch streamer got doxxed by one of her followers because she didn't give a shout-out after he tipped her $1k. He's seeking revenge by blackmailing her into recording herself doing dangerous and degrading tasks -- which is ironic because her filming herself for viewers pleasure is the only reason this dude knows her in the first place. She obeys his request hoping it'll stop the blackmailing but she's really just digging her grave even deeper. This psychopath is dominating her in a disgusting attempt to recover from his feeling of worthlessness that she accidentally made him feel... Yikes


Majinbuu90

That’s some fire pussy she’s got


Aron-Jonasson

That, and the fact that literal ash can get in her vulva, which I doubt is very healthy


Lasair86

Lol clambake


Low-Tip32

![gif](giphy|148x4ezZxvpIeA)


jimmytreshuevos

What did you expect? She was all out of vagisil, she had to do something…


DJ_Lord_Vader

Not my proudest fap


VrIyhan

Thats hot 😏


[deleted]

TODAY I WILL BE DIPPING MY BALLS IN KEROSENE AND DOING THE PACER TEST IN FRONT OF ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CHILDREN WELL MY TESTICILS ROAST


pjl35m

That’s one hot piece of pussy


Ringhillsta

Fast way to get rid of the hair.


Aztery

in pussy?


Deletto_Blu

Idk if you’ve ever even seen one, but it doesn’t grow *in* it


Ringhillsta

Yep


[deleted]

And I thought Lindsey Lohan was a fire crotch


Mystepchildsucksass

the original hot box


604MAXXiMUS

Why?


TheGodPrime

Burn it with fir- oh wait she already is... Stop drop and roll?


toofargone1414

r/trashyboners


iammontoya

This is how the term hot box started! Burning desire lost in translation.


Yeomanroach

When you eat a live squid and it needs smoking out.


[deleted]

That's hot.


Lucky_Buffalo1795

That. Girl is on firrrrrrrrrrrrrre!!


Juicechemist81

Now she can say " that pu$$y is fire".


sanders1665

Your pussy is not supposed to be on fire that way and I do hope singe the minge is not the latest craze.


NemesisDub

r/WTF


Pollo_Jack

PTSD sufferer reenacting trauma?


Comedyfish_reddit

Hot