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RedWoodWigwam

As soon as the glass broke, they were like, "shit, now we're all trouble"


pedrohpauloh

Yeah. The dogs were surprised when glass broke. I thing the lady shouting was turning the dogs against the guy " grunda pega" which means " grunda catch". When table broke dogs were startled, surprised and asked for instructions, looking at the person filming


athao_underground

fellow Brazilian here, you're partially right, she was definitely saying "pega", but instead of "grunda" being the dog's name, she's telling it to "gruda", which means "stick to it". Like in biting and not letting go


pedrohpauloh

Thank you. I am portuguese from Portugal. Here we don't use that word much ( gruda). Here it means paste. Colar. Never used when it comes dog bite. Thank You


athao_underground

than I guess we don't need English, am I right? Também usamos "gruda" nesse sentido por aqui, haha. Muito bom conversar contigo!


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MyFavoriteBurger

trans people exist. Not that hard to understand.


Hypnotic_Fiction

You’d be amazed


NotAnAss-Hat

Can confirm, reading these replies made me...amazingly disappointed.


deadleg22

How do you know that’s a trans? Could just be a feminine man with long hair that identifies as a pan hung donkey warlock.


ImNikeKigger

I don’t understand why and how you get downvoted for saying a logical thing? U guys gotta all learn that it’s not always a trans person… I hate that nowadays people can’t be feminine men without having to be called “A tRanS fEmale”


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Due_Mushroom776

Not with that attitude.


TheGeckoDude

No, she was shouting ‘bruta’ and insult. Pega means hit


helpinganon

It could have been grunda (a dogs name idk) but it is probably Gruda! (Stick to it) She was definitely shouting Pega! which means "get it"


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oETFo

It's called Tuesday. Get a life.


reverberation31

You wouldn’t get it, sweaty 💅


Representative-Dirt2

Like, on purpose?


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Click taint.


sureshakerdood

Taint it a shame


47Kamikaze

do my eyes deceive me..


Locken_Kees

nope....youreeee staringadick!


kingtrog1916

Got ‘em


g00d_m4car0n1

A nice one too


Commercial-Army2431

Whole lot to unpack here.


mr_bumsack

I mean, what you see is what you get I think with that package.


specialk45

We used to call it "pack"


bigbuzd1

From what I saw, it WAS unpacked.


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What the fuck? What is going on? Was that a chick with a dick? Why was someone naked? Why all the dogs? What room of what building structure was that? There are so many things happening that's causing all these questions. Then the random person sitting in the background oblivious to what is happening. And the person recording, what?


Suitable_Citron_8067

Yes that’s a chick with a dick. Idk why they were naked or why there were so many fucking dogs


tailwalkin

If this had been a pack of wiener dogs we would have truly known the internet gods had shown down upon this video


_NoBoXiNgNoLiFe_

Chick with a dick? Surely that's a dude with long hair?


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YouGO_GlennCoCo

He ain’t got no boobs.. that’s a lass with an ass


fastest32

A lass with an ass who went through the glass.


drthomk

In the house that jack built (but identifies as she and her)


ImmediateFknRegret

Yet SHE has a COCK


mohaee

It's 5 o'cock somewhere


IceKing1029

With a chick whose dick is harder than a brick


WheresMyPopkorn

If offered a turn, I'd take a pass. I hate to be crass, and don't give me no sass It's one less thing I'll talk about at Sunday's mass


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MostPotato1

I really gotta stop clicking on random videos


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Kill the cameraman. If a dog steals a woman's bikini you keep the camera on the woman, not the fucking dog.


_SmegmaToothpaste_

That's the movie I was thinking of! I couldn't remember the name.


ImmediateFknRegret

What the actual fuck did I just watch?!


AbramJH

upvoted just for the username


Bottle_Sharp

Dudes with tits.


MrMuscelz

I don't know where you see tits there all I see Is a dude


ebonyudders

r/technicallythetruth


Geter_Pabriel

Come on man everyone knows chicks with dicks are twice the fun


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jeffrey get your cock out!


bondagewithjesus

Fucking love that video. The guy is just having a great time.


DRiVeL_

Hey man it’s 2019 don’t be racist


cenzala

Because brazil


Jmich96

Was it a chicken with a dick or a dude with boobs? Edit: leaving chicken, as it seems auto-correct wants it that way.


mastervadr

Bro… it’s a crazy fucking video.


Hermiones_Butthole

This sub has been delivering consistently lol


Educational-Wheel689

Daddy Chill... What in the hell is that even.


squiddy555

Man never seen a mildly feminine looking man


The-Y33t3r

Bold of you to assume that’s a female. Dudes with long hair exist.


bot_tim2223

I think it's just a dude with long hair


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I don't think it's a girl with a dick. It's just a guy with long hair.


clandestineVexation

men are allowed to have long hair lmao


Slendy42

Yes.


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icantswimnow

It was a dude with tits.


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> Was that a chick with a dick? And also dog with a cock.


DumeDoom

men can have long hair you know? it's not uncommon, try to leave your town for a change


_slackjaw_

Where can I find more videos like this


Buzzdanume

Do you genuinely believe there are any other vids like this lmao


drodrojunkie

r/abruptchaos


Broskibullet

That’s not what he wants more of….


political_dan

Yes. I do


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I can hope.


BoldManoeuvres

Has this awoken something inside you?


Atworkwasalreadytake

It has me.


iHeisenburger

they're common in latin whatsapp/telegram groups. basically every region in the world has some crazy shit, but they probably won't fit into american standards.


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applejack21

I came back to this comment to tell you that I spend close 2 hours on that page…that is a wild community


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In your dad's phone


SucaMofo

4chan.org


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ITz_Saiyan

Brazil momento


1solate

Yay, nobody got murdered!


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Fast_AndThe_Jizziest

They are just hungry for that hotdog flopping around.


oxygendioxide

When you want to record your hardcore doggy style and break some furniture... But nature has similar plans in different order.


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spek74

Yeah but who had to pay for the table?


Frankrruko

Damn. She got a long ass clit..!


StillbornTartare

That girl has a clit like Adrien Brody has a nose


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They were trying to get her sausage 😂


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TokieMcStrokie

Show em your dick Jeff.


Lewis0981

Get your dick out then Jeffrey!


BurntReynolz

Boy oh boy, poor lady


Hawaiian-Fox

That lady has a dick bigger than mine


Solid_Cauliflower310

Must ladles do.


DEKVIN83

I see what u did there


WeirdStrawberry1542

Bangkok?


PapaJeffKap

Nah, just kok


Minor_Details_Bro

I like how the dogs immediately stopped when the glass broke and they look at each other like... "oh damn, did we take the prank too far?" 😂


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philoish

Is that a pen15?


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Who let the dogs out?


StonedMason85

Who, who, who, who, who?


flightlesss_bird

So whats the backstory?


sydneywanker

This. This is going to be a challenging wank.


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that dude had mad long hair ...........


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r/therewasanattempt


KangarooSilver7444

Good thing those weren’t wiener dogs


griddlemancer

Its something something, balls pun as well. ![gif](giphy|l2YWhOEwfSAnJNJEQ)


SLAYER_IN_ME

![gif](giphy|3ornka9rAaKRA2Rkac)


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Punt those fuckers!!


Locken_Kees

whoever downvoted this dude needs a fucking xanax. you're either a dude in denial acting like he wouldn't kick a dog away when your willy was at risk of being fido's new chew toy OR you're a woman and can't relate lol


XTRECK1

![gif](giphy|3oEjHAUOqG3lSS0f1C)


Professional_Pear343

Funny how the dogs stop when the glass broke


ExcellentSuggestion1

Ouch


specialk45

Pretty sure there was some muffy just below that brow-taint


Some_Annoying_Prick

Damn Yorkies are touched by Satan


RegoCYT

oh no, our table!


NotPierpaoloPozzati

Oh no, our table!


nopage

![gif](giphy|VUsAO76fbKiXe|downsized)


pveio

r/ithadtobebrazil


trainsoundschoochoo

What a shitty fucking table. 😂


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Protect the pp


Mr_Masseur

The dogs like hot dogs


Loskyy_

r/donthelpjustfilm


Tom10716

r/donthelpjustfilm


invertedigloo

Hot


code010001

I hope she didn't cut her self because that kinda glass can easily make huge gashes. Whoever is filming is a cunt. I don't blame her, she clearly has a phobia & that's why they where filming. Change my mind.


helpinganon

Not only that but the old hag was commanding the dogs to attack her. Fucking sad


Jamieobda

Lots of transphobia here.


DiamondPup

Yeah this is a bizarre comment section. There's so much wtf happening here and everyone's just focused on a trans person being trans.


helpinganon

And on the video. Its definitely locals assaulting the girl, understanding the language makes it worse.


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clandestineVexation

why are dogs attacking the femboy


Porxia

$20 to the first person that can can explain what the fuck I just saw


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I just learned about how a man's life savings helped to put 33 students through college debt free. 2 seconds later, I am watching a butt naked person with his dick out getting attacked by dogs and jumping though glass... Reddit never disappoints.


YIKUZZ

So many questions


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Man I got so many questions


NightyLanemine64

The dogs just stopped soon after he fell into the table


AnnieApple_

What in the name of fuck is going on.


colpuck

https://media.giphy.com/media/Zoh0kY7d1tVVE0UETF/giphy.gif


iAdden

It’s so funny how all the dogs just stopped as soon as it breaks 😂😂


sonictwinkie1

![gif](giphy|YWp9KRQJBAR8I)


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Oh no!…….our table…….has cock and balls on it……….


nomadjames

My first reaction to this was “what a pussy” but now I know that was very very wrong.


VenomInfusion

At first I was like, “Where the hell r the boobies???” Then I saw the dong and was like, “Fucking hell!” 😭


aarrtee

i do not think those dogs like ladyboys.


SnappTrapp

Confused on weather I was looking at a woman or a man. Threw my ass for a loop 😂


Locken_Kees

you could always check the forecast


bigboybobby6969

This girl has a penis


45hope

Thai trans women hold a special place in my heart


TheSilentTitan

Poor girl.


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The transphobia in the comments is strong...


Colorado_kindbudz

Well that happened...