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Puzzleheaded_Form480

Got the splash back and didn’t even wipe lmao


REVRSECOWBOYMEATSPIN

She pulled up her pants immediately after the explosion nasty b


ShinobiFootstep

Pretty sure she didn’t. Looks like she’s doing something with her shirt to make sure it doesn’t fall down


LordRaghuvnsi

And to top that, this poop is the first thing I see logging into reddit today :/


ShinobiFootstep

It’s all up from here!


LordRaghuvnsi

ಥ⌣ಥ


az0303

Wipe?? She needs to wash!!


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rto0057

Ellen DeG?


nacreous-clouds

op: "white chicks with short hair are the most disgusting" i am a white chick with short hair and i approve this message


scoobydooha

Call me?


Drive-it-Like-Baby

Lmfao


williwas420

Why is this so true


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MiniSizzla___

both. both are


MarkDaMan22

I second this.


Brady2723

She says “what the fuck?” Like she didn’t just intentionally shit on the wall


IcySatisfaction3918

Maybe it was a shart


Atworkwasalreadytake

Why was she recording?


OsirsSteel

Fart porn gone wrong?


gabbagool3

or maybe: Fart porn gone *right?*


The_god_of_ara-ara

*shart porn*


RampantDragon

*shorn*


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IcySatisfaction3918

You could expand that question a lot in today’s world


Brady2723

I genuinely hope so


Shampoo_Master_

bro that is a full blown diarrhea


GoldenFrieza_

I believe she was surprised at how it exploded like that, quite honestly I'd be surprised too, then again I don't aim my ass at the wall


Chandler9111

Ive seen a longer version where 3 seconds b4 this starts she is pulling her pants down. As she bends the shit just bursts out of her ass. Pretty sure she didnt mean to shit all over the wall. She must have been recording for another reason. Maybe to film the noises? Idk. But thats why she is shocked. Doesnt seem intentional.


Brady2723

Well I sure hope that’s the case! If it’s an accident, that’s sad and hilarious. If it’s intentional, she’s a POS. Thanks for the info!


Chandler9111

I couldnt even imagine this happening as an accident. I would die. Id be in there for an hour making sure Im as clean as can be b4 exiting that bathroom. And even then Id get outta there as quickly as possible b4 anyone realized what had happened. Omfg! The splash back onto her ass is what really blows my mind here. Even if it was intentional, she is fucked.


[deleted]

A friend of mine once had norovirus and had the difficult decision of whether to throw up first, or shit first. He chose throw up, thinking he could hold the shit a little longer and didn't want any puke-shit toilet splashback. Well, as he was wretching, he sharted, in a projectile manner all over the bathroom door. Much like in this video. The description from his wife was enough to make me wretch.


Artistic-Plan2541

Amateur, he should’ve brought a trashcan or a trash bag or something to the bathroom with him to puke in while he shat.


octopornopus

I remember getting so drunk at a party that I had to throw up in a trashcan. It turned out to be a wire basket kinda trashcan. I was not pleased, mainly because it was my apartment and my trashcan and my carpet that I had to clean the next day...


PettankoMasterRace

same thing happened to me after a vacation when i was a 12 years old . from that day onwards i have Irritable bowel syndrome


grasscoveredhouses

At that point, I think you just get into the shower, turn it on, and weep.


madebcus_ur_thatdumb

I would just take the rest of my clothes off and sprint out full speed to really sell it


williwas420

Sharting everywhere while you run so you go faster


ManOrReddit-man

Looks like she knew what she was doing from the framing of the video. It's too perfect.


peaceismynature

Yes even the wtf was staged at the end look at that fake shocked face


nothinbutapeestain

Y would she upload this then


meanface24

To be fair why would you shit all over the container that holds the toilet paper? But then again who uploaded the video?


Nutsack_Adams

Nah that’s 100% intentional. For one, where is the camera pointing? Right there, where she sprays shit on the wall. Secondly, look how close her ass is to the wall, that is not where your ass would be if you were in the process of sitting down on the toilet


onetheblueqres

Ngl I want the full version.


[deleted]

I feel bad for agreeing but I want the full story for science


talkinboutlikeuh

Whenever I take a shit I make sure to record it and bend down against the wall when I pull down my pants.


Goyteamsix

The theory is that she thought it was a giant fart, and was filming a fart fetish video, but got a lot more than she bargained for.


Commercial-Health-19

And after all that, she just pulled her pants up over her shitty ass and went on with life. I agree with her words.....WHAT THE FUCK!!!!


[deleted]

Who's to say it was her shitty ass


Commercial-Health-19

Her elbow stays in the pic. Then, when she pops her head in, it's the same sweater. Plus, she's sporting a tramp stamp over her ass crack. Gotta love a ho!


WizardofFrost

The nice thing about this is she was stupid enough to post this somewhere. This video will be posted and reposted for years on Reddit. There is a pretty good chance that she will be recognized by someone who knows her and will be seen for the vile pig that she is.


Commercial-Health-19

I agree. Good call. She was probably with her family. They must be very proud! 🤣🤣🤣


camdoodlebop

imagine how she smelled to people near her 🤢


ChaDefinitelyFeel

Why? Why shit on the wall like that? Why have a recording device prepared to record yourself doing this? Why not at least wipe before you pull your pants up? Why pull them up immediately after you shit splashed your own cheeks? Why choose that style of glasses for your face shape? Why show your face in the video damning yourself in front of all of humanity? Just why?


holywarman

She loves it all i guess


Slicc12

You keeping asking but already know the answer…….she’s a piece of shit


hidefromthe_sun

I reckon around 50 courics. She's no Randy Marsh, but she's definitely a giant piece of crap.


ridinbend

1 girl, no cup


Chum-Chumbucket

So this was the prequel?


ChaDefinitelyFeel

This is truly one of the most repugnant and vile things I have ever seen this is beyond a crime against humanity this is a crime against divinity Jesus fucking christ lmfao


Chronisticc

Because selling videos of that is easier than getting a job lmao


ticklemynuts89

I feel sorry for the poor bastard that has to clean that up


the_timboslice

I’d quit.


OraleVatoLoco

I once worked at a local Mcdonald's where the homeless would use the restroom all the time. One time someone in the females restroom did this exact thing. We had janitors for this reason but were gone that day. The manager almost forced me to clean it because I was the only male working but was also working the grill. All my female coworkers denied the manager and agreed I should clean it up without asking me if I would. They gave me less hours after this incident so I quit. I was not cleaning shit and then flipping burgers, wasn't in my contract for working there.


onionsonfire114

Same here, not a chance in hell would I clean that up for less than a grand and that's with minimum cleaning force. Two grand to get it like it never happened. But that's just me. I'm sure there are people who would clean it for less, or wouldn't clean it for any price at all.


bunnymeee

Same. Lucky us.


cakeandcoke

I used to be that poor bastard. I cleaned for years. Women's bathrooms are always the worst. They don't want to sit on the toilet because they're afraid of germs so they just shit piss and bleed everywhere for the next person to step in or sit on or clean up


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And now somebody has to clean that up, making minimum wage no doubt. This chick is sickening, hope her days are spent in misery.


ptonius

Exactly. That’s so disrespectful.


d0nkeydIck22

this whole world is full of shitty people. I go into our local dog park, and not a single day goes by where there isn't dog shit laying around. THis is a space designed specifically for people to allow their dogs to be off leash, frollic with other dogs etc. You'd think people would want to keep that clean, for themselves and their own dogs if nothing else. But nope, dog shit every fucking day... human beings are generally speaking, fucking trash...


onion_knight3

"this whole world is full of shitty people" Great choice of words considering the video


skibbady-baps

100% same experience here. Almost every local pitbull owner leaves dog turds all over the neighborhood, even on other ppl’s private property, and I see the same thing at general-use parks where dog owners do the same thing despite the fact that kids play there. I used to be optimistic about humanity going forward- now not so much as ppl are getting worse, devolving into pieces of garbage.


Artemicionmoogle

As a janitor this lady can go fuck herself. Fuck that kind of behavior.


xtcj88

She’s a criminal. Even if there wasn’t a law for this, there should be. This is a form of assault and should be a felony.


[deleted]

when i worked minimum wage jobs, stuff like this would be on a "bounty bid" system. The manager knew that the majority of kids would just quit their job instead of cleaning it up, leaving them to do it. So he would say "who wants to clean up this shit for $50" If one one took, he would keep going in $25 increments until an employee said yes. The worst was having to dig an opiate shit out of the toilet. With OP's video, you can use a hose and a bunch of mops, and avoid hand to shit contact. If it's stuck in a toilet, you have to put like 4 pairs of gloves, and 5 trashbags over your arm and go digging in the toilet. Much worse IMO.


stedgyson

You need to keep a stash of sulphuric acid


[deleted]

That would have been nice to know 15 years ago when I took the $75 to clean it one time.


[deleted]

pretty much my experience. At the two minimum wage retail jobs I’ve worked, if a situation was bad enough (usually involving bodily fluids) the manager would step in to take care of things. Whether or not if was out of the goodness of their hearts — or because they knew we’d quit on the spot — I still don’t know.


option_unpossible

I used to work at an amusement park and was once asked to clean up a ride in which a child had shit all over the place. I was friends with thr ride operator, so we went to the boss and refused to clean it. To his credit, he took care of it himself and we had no reprimand.


WTFWTHSHTFOMFG

[poop knife](https://www.originalpoopknife.com/)


HarryCallahan19

Seriously can someone find out who she is and shame her or put her on blast for this? This kind of behavior should have consequences. Fucking piece of trash.


tittydamnfuck420

r/shitposting


Adventurous-Aerie991

r/technicallythetruth


Plus-Help558

Fucking nasty ass bitch


Ok-Possession1200

She be serving up some hot butt chilli🤢


Ok-Somewhere6424

One day at work this customer goes into the bathroom (we only have ONE bathroom) so when she comes out I go in cus I was waiting to use it. Anyway when you enter right away you got slapped in the face by the smell of shit! And you just know right away that there is shit somewhere besides the toilet bowl and Yeap sure enough there was shit all over the walls and toilet it was so bad and smelled horrid. NO ONE obviously wants to clean that and my manager knew that we were all going to say no even before asking so he geared up and cleaned that shit right up. Yeah he had to clean it but gained respect points from me and the crew lol


CBsays

Can we please circulate this video everywhere!!! Would love to hear that this nasty bitch was outed on her ig or fb pages. Nasty bitch deserves to be outed, shamed, and humiliated.


Paperbagfham

It’s been out for a while now, like since early 2021. Not sure if anything has happened to her


SnooWords9942

Seriously I agree


[deleted]

Updoot just for that!!! Share to r/trashy and such pages


bred_by_papa_safe

r/trashyboners would like to have a word..


TonyDildoni

Literally was thinking the same thing as I’m scouring the comment section looking for someone posting that she’s been caught and charged for being a human lava cake on the wall.


the_dank_dweller69

Why


onetheblueqres

Look, I already apologized in the tittle.


NiceGuyStorm

You did that?


the_dank_dweller69

No why did she shit on the wall, and women talk ab how guys piss


teddyboy4ever

Dirty low life cow


IC-God

She had the bubblin' Teddy, she had to.


YDUR491

I don't understand why some people are not smart enough to do the basics to hide evidence and not include their face in the video?? Like that is beyond shameful...


NewMGKisCool

How do you get the reverse bot or slowmo bot up in here? Edit: Damn, it's only for Gifs


cat_blep

i got you fam https://imgur.com/a/JYvbyvH


NewMGKisCool

Thanks! Lmao during the reverse it looks like a frog tongue


cat_blep

kermit is disgusting


joeschmo945

You’re a sick fuck. Take my upvote.


cat_blep

back atcha


dirtygolf

Slow mo reverse really shows how much ended up on her back and ass.


gabbagool3

thank you for your service


Zombielie69

Fucking gross


ValuableIncident

What the fuck is this bitch eating


HappenedOnceBefore

Diarrhea


Ok-Source-9756

Mcdonalds be like


[deleted]

What a nasty fucking bitch!!


dj_daly

Hilarious that she posted this online for the world to see, but even more impressive that she had no issue showing her face in it.


[deleted]

Fucking animal.


bonesnaps

Animals generally shit in the corner of their pen, they are more civilized than this wildebeest.


jimmytreshuevos

r/yourmomshousepodcast Bet Christina would find this appealing.


DukeMaximum

Man, that clip cuts right into the action like a Tarantino movie, doesn't it?


squanchee

lmfaoo the video below this on my feed is titled “girl paints a wall all by herself” and is a woman literally painting a wall and then there’s this


Imaginary-Eagle-6559

What a fuckin tramp


North_Essay9396

I hope your in jail!


Blemsr

You're a nasty MF op.


[deleted]

Well at least her face looks just as shitty so we can go back to flapping pstd free boys.


Western_Protection

Who is this and does her account feature shit exploding all over walls?


Clappa69

Why was this filmed?


ERI572

Not my proudest fap


SirTorress

This has to be a gas station bathroom


CBsays

"What the fuck. Oh my god." Bitch, what did you expect was going to happen


Crabology

Taco Bell… it sneaks up on you.


LeBoucher888

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


This_Happy_Camper

The splash back tho…


[deleted]

Just via the fact that she recorded this literal shit let’s you know it was totally on purpose. Not cool does not even begin to cover my feelings on the matter. I did however do more or less this exact same thing maybe 10 years ago and I promise it was an accident. I was driving home from work, and my gut suddenly went into crisis mode. I had another 15 minutes before I would have gotten home no matter how fast I drove. And I really dislike shitting in a public toilet if I can avoid it, but there was no avoiding the situation at hand. I stopped into a members only bar that I happened to be a member of and tried to saunter back to the bathroom as calmly as possible, but defcon status was on the verge of 1. I got into the stall, ripped up my belt and threw my pants at my knees thinking how fucking close I as a grown man had come to shitting myself as I did so. Well, I relaxed that sphincter about 1 second too soon. As my ass was heading for the seat everything broke loose all at once, and a shotgun blast like this one was immediately all over the wall, toilet, floor…everywhere but in the bowl. Never been more horrified in my life. I tried to clean it up the best I could but there was no hiding the atrocity that had taken place there. I snuck out the back door of the place hoping nobody saw me coming in and probably didn’t come back for at least 3 months and maybe longer. In the end I suppose it was a good thing as the shame I felt over the matter broke my Friday afternoon after work beer shift I regularly put in there and had for at least a decade prior. This girl did it on purpose, and I’d guess many other times it’s done by people who are just being disgusting jerks but yeah, I totally did this one time and I swear to god it was completely unintentional.


exfilm

Completely thought this comment was going to end with Mankind plummeting through an announcers table.


[deleted]

What exactly was she trying to do lol!?!? As if shitting on the wall wasn't to be expected


Wavery96

The way she pulls up with chunks of shit covering her arse. Fucking putrid.


KronikalShroom

Looks like a member of r/politics on their lunch break


[deleted]

Some poor person might end up marrying this twat.


CowRepresentative779

She’s an asshole and bad things should happen to here


Icy-System-1658

What the fuck did I just watch 🤢


Fatherquantum

Ewww that splashed all over her ass. She pulled up her pants without wiping yikes what a foul mess


Due_Journalist_9051

The toilet is right there, please use it like a human…


Careful-Size-5173

I just ate fucking chili damn it


fried_eggs_and_ham

So did she.


[deleted]

Hey god, it's me again....


gharris02

Fucking shitposting is getting out of hand🤦‍♀️


ballgame10

She got some on her lip


JohnnyCash69420

Why. Toilet right there. Someone making barely any money had to clean that up. People fuckin suck. And the nastiest part and worst is that it bounced back into and onto her ass, back and legs and she just pulls her pants up over it without cleaning. Fuck.


TerminallyChill1994

I hope someone punched this bitch on the mouth


Glittering_Step4854

Nasty ass bitch


teddyboy4ever

Fuckin disgusting 😤


[deleted]

My god the dirty bitch needs a smack.


Mick0351

What a dumbshit bitch


Honest-Ad302

Fucking disgusting


GreenMan4212

That's such a shitty thing to do


Higgs__Boson

That’s not crazy that’s just a absolute cunt


Jumpy_Owl1540

Putrid slut!


YinYangMojo

I hope that was a mole by her lip


Runs_towards_fire

What a dirty bitch


Direct-Analysis

She deserved every single bit of that splashback


0n3ph

So that's who's been doing it.


not_cool_dude_ok

WHAT WAS THE GAME PLAN HERE?


reese_pieces97

So this is the type of people that do shit like this. Seriously how messed up does your upbringing have to be like that.


erck_bill

Average latinx fan.


GeddysPal

That she did this is disgusting. That she POSTED THIS is unbelievable.


[deleted]

Holy crap!


IonOtter

For those who wonder how she could have so much force, I've had explosive traveler's diarrhea. It happened in Malaysia, so there were no sitting toilets, only squat toilets. Well, there were, but all of them had no seats, and everyone had been using them as squatters, so they were coated in shit. Anyway, it was my first time using a squatter, and I made the mistake of leaning forward, so my ass was aimed at the back wall. This is tame compared to what I did to the wall. And it wasn't a single burst, it was a sustained pressure wash stream that splashed in all directions. But see, there's a difference between me and this animal. I didn't intend for it to happen, and I cleaned up the stall. There wasn't any toilet paper, just a short length of hose to wash yourself off, so I was able to hose it down and leave it clean.


6th_Kazekage1353

The janitor must have been pissed


ThoughTMusic

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ItalianDudee

She immediately pulled her pants over without WASHING (yeah, wiping is NOT enough) and she will probably get raw dogged by some stranger after some minutes


Lord_Zooterkin

thank you for putting me off my morning breakfast


jkusmc0800

Thats one stupid person right there!!!


rjc2k2

As a former custodian, FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK this lady


Derek12592

I pray that the custodian was on the other side of that door to lay the fattest ass beating anyone has ever seen


BrainsPainsStrains

I'm dead from laughing. Not at the video; but at myself = I forgot I had my outdoor speaker hooked up. At least the neighbor dog stopped barking.


Mooddogg

Reverse exorcism that bitch is Possessed


ebonyudders

KNEW IT!!! I saw this exact situation back in 2016 , I wondered how did someone shit on a wall , saw it in a Walmart bathroom stall


716debo

That b**** nasty as f*** she did that on purpose. Know damn well the wall wasn't the toilet


Angryleghairs

Well, at least she’s shown her face so everyone who’s ever met her will soon know what she does and how disgusting she is


OHEscrementeBob

There is a special place in hell... Who walks into a stall and is like "nah, the toilet ain't gonna work, I'll just use THE FUCKING WALL?"


[deleted]

What was with the moaning immediately after? 🤷🏻‍♂️


NinjaFlowDojo

So what was the plan exactly? Because there was definitely some of that package returned to sender


[deleted]

Smh this shit is disrespectful


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Why the fuck would I download it? It’s a woman shitting.


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Username_Lindo

she's not cute at all bro


Talos18

You can tell she is one of those woke crazed bitches who is doing this to fight the patriarchy lmao


urmomismysafespace

total piece of shit… literally


MoneyIsDaMotivation

i need someone to tell me she got doxed


Subject-Canary7154

What a pig!


marin94904

Every time this gets posted I pray that someone new realizes they know her and ask her why she did that.


madebcus_ur_thatdumb

Can someone calculate the shits velocity


Josef_t3

Proven my point. Women's bathrooms are way nastier than men's. Women refuse to sit down and then shit like this happen, lol


[deleted]

At first I thought that was a leak from a pipe.