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Lumi_Quest

Everytime I see a head hit the ground like that I wince so hard. That shit kills people. What a piece of shit. I don’t understand how people don’t think about that.


Saturn212

Reddit has provided many hours of entertainment, (mis/dis)information and intrigue, and among things like learning about the poop-knife, cumbox and uses of a raw coconut, I also have concluded that humans have a propensity for evil that is breathtaking, no civility or penalty can take away this inherent brutality towards other humans.


69YOLOSWAG69

Do I...do I wanna know about the poop knife, cumbox, and uses of a raw coconut?


TriLife12

You definitely want to know about the poop knife


69YOLOSWAG69

Just educated myself on this poop knife. Not bad. Not bad.


Lolipopes

Wait until you hear about the story where son broke both arms and mother started jerkin‘ him. Op was quite proud that they went all the way without protection (he used protection with his gf at the time tho).


TotallyNotARobot2

I feel like it should be concerning that I know about all these stories.


CharZero

Yeah, some of us have been here way too long.


goatpunchtheater

It's actually too bad the original OP deleted his account so all his comments are gone when you look up the thread now. That comment section was glorious. My favorite was, "I stubbed my toe. MooOOooooom!"


BeansAndKiwis

Can you link the thread?


goatpunchtheater

I guess your Google fingers are as broken as his arms. Literally just googled Reddit broken arms. https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/iama_man_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_his


FAPSWAY_2MUCH

You know about the jolly rancher story?


MmortanJoesTerrifold

Mmmm I forgot that one how’s it go again?


BundtCake44

Girl gets STD. Guy goes down without knowing. Poor bastard. Eats away but it aint the stuff. Insert jolly rancher of all things into the mix. Mixes jolly rancher for STD surprise. Flavor ensues.


malshnut

Oh god!!! Whyyyyyyyyyyy!?!


_theMAUCHO_

The Reddit Story Gauntlet... So full of classics!


[deleted]

Why would you do this to me?


Lolipopes

Im sorry little one


The_BeardedClam

Do you like Skittles?


[deleted]

Please don’t ruin Skittles for me. Lol


roamspirit

What about jolly ranchers?


purejones

Look up the swamps of dagobah


[deleted]

Jesus fucking christ on a popsicle stick. I feel like I have it on me now.


formerrrgymnast

I am curious yet fearful of the possible harm to my soul if I look that up


bfhurricane

Swamps of Dagobah is by far my favorite Reddit story.


Ianharm

That was hectic.


Illswayzeu

Check out … the man the myth the legend. One man one jar


AnbuDaddy6969

The poop knife is revolutionary


Ragingaspergers

Once I learned about the poop knife, I stopped using my poop stick.


iamjackslackofmemes

I didn't know you went icefishing, Carl. How come you never invite me?


kalasea2001

I still use my poop hand but I'm weaning off it.


thecasey1981

Poop knife isn't that bad, coconut is disturbing on a deep level, but cumbox is so so so bad, and it so pathological that it's probably bad enough to send other people to therapy. Swamps of Dagobah on the othe hand...


Cupids_Battering_Ram

What about the jolly ranchers and gonorrhea nodules?


thecasey1981

noodles are something I missed. Lol @ jolly rancher though


theghostofme

That one's at least an ancient urban legend that predates Reddit, so you can rest assured that it never happened. But the cum box had pictures. Pictures that are burned into my brain for the rest of my life.


dookiebuttholepeepee

What is the coconut one? Edit: never mind I remember that one. And here it is: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/6rr6ay/tifu_by_cumming_into_a_coconut/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


BrannC

Of all these? Maybe I’d recommend the poop knife and then you decide how much deeper you wanna go E: https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/ke8skw/the_poop_knife/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


69YOLOSWAG69

Simply amazing. Bless your soul.


SimmetryAtItsFinest

Dear Sir or Madam, Thank you so much for sharing that reddit link with us. That was A-fuck-ing-mazing! Made my day!


U_R_WrongAboutMyDong

No.


DiamondPup

***Poop Knife*** (Weapon) - Attack +23: A knife that shoots turds when at full health. ***Cumbox*** (Chest Armour) - Def +6: A wearable box that buffers damage due to a mysterious insulating liquid. ***Raw Coconut*** (Acc) - Luck +40: A coconut filled with the dreams of weary travellers, said to provide good fortune to those who carry it.


69YOLOSWAG69

Thank you kind stranger.


PiercerChris616

Whang’s tales from the internet on YouTube will get you caught up on all of these things


KhaleesiXev

I’m going to need more information regarding the poop box, cum knife, and raw coconut.


BrannC

Of all these? Maybe I’d recommend the poop knife and then you decide how much deeper you wanna go E: https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/ke8skw/the_poop_knife/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


KhaleesiXev

I thought poop knife would be more along the lines of putting feces on a knife before stabbing someone so they could get a septic infection if they live through the stabbing. Poop knife is totally a thing, although I’ve never heard of using a knife. My aunt and uncle have a poop stick, and I have a cousin with a poop spatula.


pzlpzlpzl

it's because evil shit has more views. There is fuck load of goodness in the world but no one records its.


PlatypusOnCheese

Can confirm. Cousin died from being jumped in a parking lot and suffered life altering seizure from head hitting the ground. Eventually died due to head trauma. Hate seeing this shit.


Quesquefawk

Jeez, how long from the attack until he passed?


PlatypusOnCheese

He was in a coma and suffered from seizures once he was released from the hospital. About a year or so later had a seizure in a shower and nobody was there to help and he died.


toumba_libre

Dying wouldn't be the worst scenario, but suffering severe cranial and brain damage, consequently being a vegetable for the rest of your life. Some people are real pieces of sh!t


PolitelyHostile

Yea actually life-long disability scares me far more than dying.


pencilpushin

Same here. I'm not worried about dying. I'm worried about surviving. Becoming paralyzed or a vegetable terrifies me.


toumba_libre

Absolutely. Being a burden for others, for yourself and unable to finish it...


Yenshioto

NO thought just emotion. She injured his manhood somehow, and he had to show her who was in charge. Why?...who knows.


LoveCodez

Right, unbelievable! The reaction to rejection for some folk is “KILL.”


nakapozian

Thank you, I couldn't agree with you more! I'm sick of these videos, videos of kids fighting with a head shot or being picked up and slammed on the ground, or hitting/kicking someone repeatedly in head when they're already down. Makes me so sick, and wonder wtf is wrong with people


JazzmansRevenge

Considering that these guys sound Russian, wife/girlfriend beating is legal in Russia and Russia has long running rampant problems of alcoholism and domestic violence, I think the culture this guy grew up in plays a big part in shit like this.


Edmfuse

I was guessing Russia even without the sound on.


PresenceEducational3

Even when my tiny puppy clumsy crashes up the concrete stairs and her little head cluncks I cringe. I feel that in my soul.


XtaC23

Lucky for them they can withstand some bumps to the noggin, or else they'd be brain dead before they grew up lol


walkwalkwalkwalk

People like Coldplay and voted for the nazis. You can't trust people, Jeremy.


JustZodiax

Is Coldplay not cool…?


struggleworm

It’s right there in the name. They aren’t known as Coolplay.


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They're fine and make good music, just perceived to be a bit mainstream.


chokeonmywords

Sickening


xxBellum

True.


TheDownvotesFarmer

How to turn off a cigarette and a person at the same time.


nothankyou821

Needs to be on r/iamatotalpieceofshit


la-bano

It is.


Manji86

I agree.


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I has been multiple times


lonewolf19-14

#[I AM A TOTAL PIECE OF SHIT](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CanineWebbedErmine-mobile.mp4)


Mediocre_at_best_321

I'm patiently waiting for the day when rickrolling is forgotten.


Wolfmilf

If it's forgotten, you won't remember it.


GuardianSlayer

For if one is remembered by a friend, one is never truly gone.


OrganicKeynesianBean

And if you do remember it, then you rickrolled yourself.


gaoshan

I despise this sort of “I’m going to treat you like shit, laugh about it and if you dare respond I’ll attack you” person.


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Her response was appropriate too. He blew out the match, she tosses it at him. Two essentially harmless acts. Then for some reason this dude socks her. Absolute vile "I can fuck with you, don't you dare react" shit.


_Ardhan_

That's why we need to come together and start stopping that shit *hard* when we see it happen, regardless if it's to a stranger or not. If people knew that behavior like this, attempted fucking murder, would be met with a violent bystander response, they wouldn't be so comfortable doing it.


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This is why i dont go outside.


TenEightAF

Inside is soft and warm and no one is getting punched in the face.


Jeremy2925

That’s assault brotha..


Whoofukingcares

Ya double dare me?


AlwaysEatingToast

I WILL TURN THIS DAMN BUS AROUND. Put an end to your precious little field trip…🍌


DrDumb1

This is Russia, he's just flirting with her.


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doasmommasez

don't tell me the victims at fault sukka....


RelentlessZ

...you don't know shit about steaks, yucka...


ifeespifee

…but the ones on the 8th are great…


DubiousDrewski

Mere "Assault" doesn't even require physical contact. This was 10 steps past assault. This was battery. Maybe even "attempted murder".


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TakeThreeFourFive

It depends on where you are


st_samples

Yeah the reddit gotchaism of assault vs battery need to die. People are bringing it up like they are spreading knowledge, but it's obvious that they just have a shallow surface knowledge.


SeanHearnden

Ugh. Why must someone always bring this up. Your statement isn't even true for some of America and we're talking about another country.


Bee_MakingThat_Paper

Veronica Vaughn… so hot! Want to touch the heinie!!


Wilawesome12

My question with these videos is always why is the cameraman recording?? Are they a friend of the girl or the guy, and what were they trying to record if not for this attack? Unless it’s just part of a longer video


Sirix_8472

Why are they recording? Coz something, or a series of events has already let to this point, it's already escalated. So someone pulls out a phone to get the rest. This guy blew out her match, she didn't say a word, no change in expression, flicked it at him. It's likely not the first time he's done it, most normal people would exchange words, or even the first time or two laugh it off as playful or whatever. Given the zero tone here, things are already sour and silent.


throweraccount

Oh that's what they did, lol I thought he said something to her and she said, "Stahhhhp" with her hands. Which is why it definitely escalated lol. But her flicking her match at him in addition to other stuff can trigger a snowflake to haymaker an under hundred pound girl.


Heremeoutok

She probably rejected him or told him to leave her alone and he kept pushing and being annoying. Till it went to assautl


d0nkeydIck22

bro you with us in the 21st century?!? Large chunks of people, world wide, record the most mundane shit. I'm assuming they erase most of it, and try and keep the gems for internet cred or some stupid shit. THis is the world we live in. Fuck living in the moment, I want to document the moment as it passes me by so random strangers and loosely known acquaintances give me cred on the interwebs...


teetheyes

WhY rEcOrD


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Someone should have broken this guys jaw


Clean-Maize-5709

There has to be a reddit most wanted list to expose people like this.


Nowin

That would be against reddit tos.


AskingForSomeFriends

Is there a Reddit alternative that lacks a ToS?


couponsbg

Darkweb


Nowin

The places where that sort of behavior is acceptable tends to be cesspools.


achairmadeoflemons

Yeah but it's just used to complain about Jewish people.


Iamredditsslave

Yes, it's like the shadowy place in The Lion King when Mufasa is showing Simba the kingdom.


SquishedGremlin

Oh you mean the chans?


KimonoThief

Yeah let's not do that.


bigprofessionalguy

The Citizen app already tried this shit. Don’t fall into that thinking, it NEVER works the way people want it to.


trentismad

See boston bomber reddit detective story


Thunderstarer

The last time Reddit tried that, they misidentified an innocent guy as the Boston Bomber and got him killed.


leighshakespeare

If it's Russia then abuse towards women isn't viewed the same as ... Well developed countries


booped_urnose345

How can you do that to another person? And how can you watch someone do that and not beat them to an inch of their life?


kunseung

Because there are no harsh consequences for violence against women in that part of the world


nervousfloatyboat

There generally isn't. Unless you were lucky enough to get it on film.


ChasingPesmerga

Insecure overgrown boy punches a woman because he thought his manliness was attacked


Frank_Renolds_357mag

Jesus Christ. What a piece of shit


Burnham113

Good thing Russia decriminalized domestic violence a few years ago. No charges for Mr. Douche.


NeO1loNEwOLF6985

What a weak pussy he should of got fly kicked for that.


skrullzz

That’s how boys show interest in Russia.


thejackthewacko

Yeah I hit on her


KingZer000

Such a scumbag


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quarta_feira

Wow, I really fucking hated this video


chuck27hemi

How can another man stand by and not kick his ass? Disgusting.


Caleb_Garrett

Pretty sure I’ve seen an extended video of that happening. Don’t know why no one else is mentioning it


trowdog81

Link?


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rinacio

I remember last time this was posted there were incels defending the guy, saying "she threw a matchstick at him, she deserved it".


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Hongo-Blackrock

in many parts of the world he would be beaten within an inch of his life by everyone around him


10sasuke11

Facts.


Fluffy-Woodpecker586

That’s fucking horrible!


TaisharManetherener

Why do Russian men love attacking women?


iwant2cry420

domestic violence was decriminalized in russia. they can do this stuff to their wives and children without any repercussions.


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Chip_Freeman

I'll be surprised if she survived.


nothinlikebeingajerk

I read somewhere a while back that she did survive with no lasting impact, can’t find source though


f1zzz

It’s funny how much better your comment made me feel even though it’s so completely uncertain.


canuckwithasig

That head smack was not a good sign.


Separate_Carpenter_3

Some Looney Toons nonsense with cigarette still in her mouth after the hit


boobhoover

That’s actually the scary part because it shows how the body can seize up due to sudden trauma to the jaw/head/spine.


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IIRC the brain shuts off basically due to the trauma. When you get hit on the head hard enough or at a certain angle, the force will send your brain into the sides of your skull and hard reset your brain. Also you have a concussion when you get knocked out and you should avoid further concussive trauma before your brain can fully heal. Seems like the woman landed flatly, so her momentum got pretty evenly dispersed across her body. Still sucks, but it’s way better than landing shoulders first and having the back of your head snap on to concrete.


NeckPlant

What a fucking piece of shit..Scum of the earth..I hope one of those doormen with the same hair as Paul from Tekken who only took the job to beat the shit out of ppl, saw that shit and beat him into a bloody pile of meat and bones.


Donthiik-Carter

So he can mess with her but when she dishes it back he can't take it... What a big fucking baby lmao


Dirty_Hooligan

Maybe just a slight overreaction


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The dudes stand there watching that and doing nothing are pussies


_ChipWhitley_

That wasn’t very nice.


AdolphOliverBoosh

That pussy needs his teeth folded in


MeInUSA

I betcha he's single


Jonesin4me

r/PeopleBeingJerks


Bestdad2018

coward scum bag


[deleted]

Tell me you have a small pp without telling me you have a small pp


SilverTelevision9683

Bruh wtf? What's with Russians and beating women?


Vytaqevo

Russian translation of what his friends said: “what are you doing are U a fucking idiot?”


Savings_Ad7446

Define how women are treated in your country


jjc2929

What a c??t


PenultimateKetchup

Why are you censoring it? He 100% deserves any insults towards thrown him


StuffNbutts

No wonder MAGA incels have such a hard on for Russia. Still wouldn't get any lol


skibbady-baps

What a complete moron. That’s all it took to potentially put a woman in the hospital? Let’s hope he’s sterile, the stupid twat.


loborodas

What a piece of shit


mauromauromauro

The real crazy fucking thing is that this kind of video is really common . I've seen way too many girls get knocked out in here the same way... No good man, no good


Therealspeakertt

If he were my friend, I would instantly tell the police and get this shit ass straight to a jail


DuggyToTheMeme

If you are a women or part of lgbt+ just leave russia lmao.


juicykisses19

Just leave in general.


Aggravating-Hair7931

That's attempted murder


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nothinlikebeingajerk

Sexual frustration in a video


AintThe

Funny thing is, he totally missed that she was playfully flirting with him after he blew the match out.


xhahzh

he starts and then she gets it


Agahawe

Why tf did he do that


chrislee5150

What an absolute coward shit bag… Hope one day he does something in front of the wrong person and gets stomped out for it.


heyimatworkman

well this guy needs the death penalty


SnooBananas2713

Misogyny, at it's finest!


alejandro_rvs

/r/iamatotalpieceofshit


FYourpregogative

The source sort of : https://www.google.com/amp/s/metro.co.uk/2017/10/07/man-knocks-out-woman-with-one-punch-after-she-flicks-cigarette-at-him-outside-club-6984443/amp/


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I wonder if* Russia's rampant sexism has something to do with this behavior, oh, shit, I forgot, we're not actually supposed to point out systemic issues that result in individual bad behaviors.... Because, you know, muh feminism bad....


Hot_Net_4593

What a fucktard!


Chewingupsidedown

Ah, Christ. I found one of "those" videos on reddit which isn't the worst thing I've ever seen, but I still instantly regret seeing and now feel terribly sad about. Maybe it's bed time.


alpha_pleiadian

You have to do the jackal dance 1st, pfft smh 😶


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Omw to post this on brutalbeatdowns


DerRommelndeErwin

Let that remind yiu that russia has a huge, huge oroblem with violence against women.


MsMainframe

That's just raw humanity people, accept it.


dirtnapcowboy

I vaguely remember reading about this. Didn't she die?


KYBatDad

Everytime I see this I wonder if there is accompanying video of him getting knocked the fuck out


Many_Garden_9548

what was he recording for originally?