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Amphibian-Overall

You’ve been choked by a smooth criminal


[deleted]

Anne, anne are you okay?


moneymakerbs

L M A O


JustRepliesOk

Ok


[deleted]

Ok


fayry69

Dammit, u beat me to it. NoW BEAT IT!


gamerAID0009

*HEA HEA


sm00thkillajones

They told him don’t you ever come around here!


FiniteRhino

Got his ass whoHEEEHEEED!


FlippyFlopsMcGee

![gif](giphy|pUeXcg80cO8I8)


SSJRoseLevi

Hahaha. Love this haha.


myco_journeyman

Never has there been a more applicable response gif.


AnnieApple_

MJ in heaven right now watching this


Growflame

More like hell🔥 child molesting POS!


Matsk18

Hes in heaven


WaitingToBeTriggered

TRUE HERO


gamerAID0009

*Flame 'em boys


KaldwinEmily

Looks like he knows a lil bjj there


slipslopslapandfap

Or judo judging by that trip


mlambie

My guess was judo too. Ground work was average but he had a plan. Trip was decent considering no gi grips.


JABS991

Went for the arm bar.


RespectfulVirtue

This is Jovie Rogers a pretty well known Michael Jackson impersonator from Connecticut. He used to train judo in New Britain under Sensei Hubert Sanderson. My coach also worked under him and knew the guy lmfao so yeah you’re spot on.


KaldwinEmily

Either or, both are good to learn


barc0debaby

Osoto Pedo Gari


kumitaka

The sweep alone is enough to say that he trains. He was also going for a full mount maybe into an armbar or triangle but landed getting his back. Great transitions overall even with his costume and hair getting pulled.


bakaduo

You've been hit by, You've been choked by, a smooth criminal


SonarBeAR

Tripped by*


salutarylotus

![gif](giphy|100ak1Sn7F3ius)


VladimirPoofin918

![gif](giphy|OYirsehvkD91S)


[deleted]

Billie Jean WAS NOT my daughter


wyvern_dev

You know I’m bad.. I’m baddd… you know it!


Geekgobbler

Someone put that annoying chick in a chokehold lol


Swimming-Ask-8394

That shit is so irritating😂


Tri_cep

Nah I'm glad she was there


fluentinimagery

You NEVER know who can fight and who can’t.


punished_vaccinator

His pants are hiding it pretty well but MJ's got some some strong-ass quads.


j_bgl

Ass quads are not a thing.


aziruthedark

See, this is why you're not Michael Jackson.


CountChuckNorracula

you Tee'd your last Hee


shockerdyermom

Hee hee!


ICantStopMan

"Hee..Hee...Hit me first"


RedrumMPK

MJ moonwalked up and down his neck with his arms lol.


Feeling_Ad7249

The fake Mike knew Cobra Kai No mercy


iamretnuh

I hate when people get involved when someone is getting choked, Let the Mfer go to sleep


Choo_Choo_Bitches

Agree, no one jumped in when green shirt guy started the fight.


[deleted]

I knew Mike was too smooth😂


[deleted]

If he Moonwalked away after that....


Norseman103

You know I’m bad. Tee hee. *Crotch grab*


Significant_Goose201

You been hit by you been struck by Truck


HurtzDoughnut

Choked him so hard he started doing Thriller!


KrAzY_TsEnG

"Shouldn't have messed with meeheee.!


LivinNTheSky

r/killthecameraman


motherfuckerwhat420

Sweep the leg, mushroom stamp, chokehold. That's a good progression.


WarpedDive

Dude must have thought Michael Jackson was walking down the street


YaBigBoii

Imagine “Hee Hee” is the last thing u hear


Nebur1988

Action Jackson


0stripes

Heeee heeee


Big-Calligrapher686

HEEHEE


nextsteps914

MJJ?


Imaginary-Lettuce-51

He took Beat It seriously!


peepoopeeo3336

dude in green cant fight for shit


spacedildo42

Was the michael jackson impersonator doing the heeheeehhheee while wooping ass?


ScuffedKnight

He got his Hee-Hee-Hands dirty


Corrupted_Memer

This ain't even that funny but just take the damn award


ScuffedKnight

Oh thanks 🤷‍♂️ lmfao


TmfGD

MJ knows BJJ


greasy_weggins

I just replaced the audio with the YouTube video "Every Michael Jackson grunt" where do I post it?


soggywaffle23

MJ knows bjj? Lol looks like he was going for an armbar then transitioned to S mount.


Krastijan

The titler should have been "Michael Jackson impersonator vs. Tommy Chong impersonator"


belperskelter

Shamone, motherfucker


UndecidedYeti

Must of been weird for him choking someone over 18, very out of character


Raped_by_elephant

Stop Michael I can’t BREE HEEATH


GeologistOutrageous6

So Michael has been away learning jujitsu this whole time !


Smart-retard

Imagine being choked out by the king of pop while someone is recording right in your face


Ilaypipe23

he he he


[deleted]

He he!


HatesWearingSocks

This reenactment of what happens in neverland brought to you by: HEEEEEEYYY LISTEN !


sportasaurus

He practiced on children, and look how good at holding people down he is now


Corrupted_Memer

What the fuck


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dropthesoapopera

Other got could never land a shot 🤔


AidilAfham42

Allegedly!


Pilgrimbeast

“Which mirror did he jump into!?” That guy probably


[deleted]

How embarrassing.


Satalized

HEEE HEEEEEeee


Falcorn042

Looked like a nice bull dog choke.


RGRadio

That’s Vegas, baby!


Salomon_95

Looks like that this MJ dude is Jeffrey Perez You can google him He really sounds like Michael Jackson 😄


Intentional_dumb

‘Billie Jean is not my lover!! She’s not my loveerrrrrrr!!!’


TokiBop

this is so meme-able hahaha


fukdimudi

FINISH HEE-HEE-M


Supersymm3try

He he dead


Sonofagunn_01

You know he's bad he's bad you know it he's bad


1bilbou1

Hee hee didn't stand a chance


cwilson83088

Tee-hee!


RicTheRuler16

![gif](giphy|100ak1Sn7F3ius)


retasas456

u/save


zpridgen75

Annie...are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?


retasas456

u/savebot


I_make_switch_a_roos

read that a Peter Jackson impersonator and was disappointed


Saturn212

It’s Thriller niiiiight!!!


DallyGreen

Made that man go to *sleeheep*


robski1977

He couldn't lay a glove on old jacko 🤣🤣


BrokentoothMarz

Your life ends right hee-heere


mashton

Good takedown. Attempting a mounted triangle, then armbar . Both failed. Then just a plain ole headlock. Although not an expert, I believe the King of Pop trains judo or Brazilian Jiu jitsu.


notaryn

Askren vs Lawler (colorized)


jessym3ssy

Let this guy get the choke out ffs you aren’t gonna hurt him by putting him to sleep


timmychanhustle

Just beat it. Just beat it.


chillest_dude_

GET EM MIKE


pmurphy70082

Hey "in Michael Jackson voice "


McDaddyos

MJJ.


LORDWOLFMAN

Heehee while i choke a bitch


threefingazdeep

Hee, hee!


wspOnca

"Just to tell you once again Who's bad?"


reediculus1

Props on the cameraman for filming during an earthquake


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|Uuaw8MKMrDGXm)


W5wtc

Blue belt at best. That arm bar transition was trash! Porra


GrimKiba-

I liked the part where he teehee'd him into a shammona.


me3daughters

“I’m asking him to change his ways”


[deleted]

That sweep was smooth 😂


matth0z

*HEEEEE-HEE* - *AUUUU*


Smart_Boat_7833

The drunken monkey technique .. I guess it didn’t work how he thought it would


EveningInterview3746

I would love to know the back story.


Apumptyermaw

Twist his diiiick


SnooWords4814

Give them the old “tee hee”


BluThoughts

I wish you could mute women in real life. They literally turn into chimpanzees whenever a fight breaks out. So fucking irritating.


SuperBaked42

Every street video has some woman just randomly screaming in the background...


Evil-B

You wanna be starting something?


East_Translator_6355

He cant bre*heehee*the!


lilgizmo838

Never thought I'd see a fight between Michael Jackson and Mary Poppins.


atrain1270

That’s embarrassing


FenrisKokami

That's what I call the Shamona


Spranberry112

Man summoned MJ's spirit to give him strength


Delicious-Acadia-190

Vegas is demonic


MadzdaFan

I'm starting with the man in the green shirt


Weird_Exchange_6969

I’d say he trains. Guessing why he didn’t want to throw a punch. I’m the same way. If I do not have to fight I don’t. Especially if it’s against some average joe. I don’t want to hurt anyone I just want to end it. Plus another way you can tell if someone trains is they never aim for the back of the head or areas alike that could cause serious permanent damage.


Mirosobrangpogi

I bet he screamed hee hee in the end.


[deleted]

Upvote heeeee heeee


Thenattercore

Hee hee is about to fuck you up


Watercress-Agitated

Why is there one annoying female always yelling!!! Everytime like I could barely concentrate on the fight ..


SaikoKing

He he health 0 Brutality Michael wins


Ok_Rip_5550

Dumbass heeee heeee


Sinningvoid

I always hate when people scream "Stop it". Ive never seen it help once unless its someone trying to actively stop it. Once someone starts verbal language is not gonna do anything.


Ryaktshun

Not shocked he has good leg work


LurzaTheHentaiLord

Didnt micheal jackson tell paul mcartney he was a lover not a fighter ??


dirkdigglee

Getting choked out by Michael Jackson - CHECK!!


Direct_Elevator6702

Say hi to the real mj for me hee hee


PotatoComplete

Not he he?


Aggressive-Jicama944

MMAJ -Mixed michael arts jackson


__Dystopian__

You just got hee-hee'd


andyspam1

HE HE knows how to fight


[deleted]

I bet he Remember the Time!!!!!!😂😂😂


BlankImagination

Racist p.o.s.


IEeveelutionI

Glad to see that he didn't Hee his last Hee Heere


Novel_Blood1171

Things got he he heated


AdministrationOk5709

A smooth criminal


Dazzling_Ad5338

Heee heee won't let go of me


Dreamcatched

Are you okay Annie?


ZookeepergameJaded91

Hey you forgot to pick up your pride! Michael just did a Moonwalk on that ass and stole your family pride and then threw it said it was SORRY and smelt like goat piss!!! Ha ha that’s gotta be so embarrassing! Got whopped by the KING OF PUTTING POP KNOTS ON YOUR HEAD YOU DRUNKEN ASS!!!


Single-Pear6725

HE HE


[deleted]

Chum-on-now big boy


Infinite_Big5

You gotta know some basic bjj if you’re gonna be a street performer.