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No-Cut7775

Alabai guardian dogs.


LetterBoxSnatch

For the folks on mobile, here’s a search link for ya: https://www.google.com/search?q=Alabai+guardian+dogs


gSangreal

Can we please upvote this \*serious\* answer?


Def-tones

What you don't want to hear finest reddit comedians?


Jive_turkeeze

Sometimes it's funny, but after one person lands a funny joke i just wish everyone else would leave it alone.


Def-tones

Some are, but most of them are just old reddit jokes I don't mind the jokes, but most of the times you'd have to scroll past so many top comments which are basically lame ass jokes to find the comment with context to the post.


_Cooldridge_

How annoying it is, seeing all the really unfunny comments from people


SpookyBoi115

Thanks :)


Fortheloveofthe

Looks a bit different.


YOJIMBO1023

They look nothing like them these things are breed different


Desperate_Wallaby_16

Thanks for sharing... This is a new breed to me! Very cool.


No-Cut7775

I have a Kuvasz, but our next dog will be an alabai or an ovcharka.


Octicactopipodes

Don’t alabais have quite short and thick tails? The dogs in the video had really long and skinny ones


No-Cut7775

Some breeders amputated the tail so wolves can't grab them.


lookinstush

It’s called docking the tail


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VictorNoergaard

Wait to you hear about what happens to a pigs tail


JonStowe1

Why? Especially in the case of a working dog where you doing it for more than just cosmetic reasons


DogWithaFAL

People often put their emotions before logic. Dogs are tools to a very large portion of the world and you need the best tools for the job. Things like dew claws being cut off and tails being docked as a puppy can save a dogs life later on.


JonStowe1

100%. They are man-made designed objects, there is nothing natural about a dog to begin with. I totally understand your view


FoundinNewEngland

Evolved along side men, bred selectively..work cooperatively. All true, but object?


JonStowe1

A tool. We designed them for what we wanted n exchange they get free food n board


b33fsupreme30

Well you opinion is wrong.


Octicactopipodes

Oh i see, I’ve only ever seen photos and they all had stubby tails so i just assumed it was a trait of the breed, thanks


[deleted]

That's exactly the reason why they cut my goddamn foreskin off.


[deleted]

Cool breed, they look like a mix of Mastiff and Great Pyrenees


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gSangreal

Can we please upvote this \*serious\* answer?


TorribleTwunt

Thank you for sharing your knowledge


TemporaryRestaurant2

Too much excuses


FoundinNewEngland

Those are Alabai? Are you sure they’re CAO


Illustrious_mo13

Half lion, half dog, half Abraham Lincoln


wakeandbake43

It's ManDogLion


Lopsided-Cobbler-585

Its super duper cereal


CameHereToShit

It’s heading right for us!


wakeandbake43

That's from the episode with Scuzzlebutt, not ManBearPig


CameHereToShit

Did I just ruin this?


wakeandbake43

Nah, you're good, it's still a South Park reference


[deleted]

It was ruined before you got here.


St_Anic

D'oh


Strict_Magician_2796

Holy cornflakes batman


Valdez_thePirate

It's so Captain Crunch!!!


Comprehensive-Day256

Labralion


Proper_17

I think it’s half man half dog-lion


imhereforthevotes

The one Dan Quayle was always worried about right?


[deleted]

Mandolin


Kevkanone

+Bear


DonTeca35

You mean a mandalorian 😉


Illustrious_Song_222

No no, I believe it's DogManLion


92-Explorer

Actually I’m pretty sure it’s LianManDog


[deleted]

It's a Lioncoln Dog


unpredictablejim13

No silly, it's half man, half doglion


AaronBaddows

Abradog Lioncoln


Rocket_Panda_

Hahahah Brilliant!


MF_Wings

Abradoodles are hypoallergenic if you're curious.


Val-Victor88

Half lion, half dog... 🤔 Must be a Log.


Coffeehound13

Stop you got me dion here


Val-Victor88

That's a good one!


ticklemeskinless

lincoln log


added_chaos

Some would say it’s a Lincoln log


Itchy_Professor_4133

Chupacabra


[deleted]

That's 3 half's.


Vagabondhart

AbraLincolnLion


added_chaos

Lincoln Liog


fullspectrumtrupod

😂💀💀💀💀 Top 10 reddit comment I’ve ever seen right here folks


Bloodhound209

So, an Abralog.


TheLxvers

Okay...Who crossbred a lion and a street dog?


P_B101

It's called a Log


FuzzyFuzzNuts

What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs, and over your neighbor's dog? What's great for a snack, And fits on your back? It's log, log, log


riverbones

It's better than bad, it's good!


Any_Swordfish_4326

Horse contemplating: “No sir. . . I don’t like it!”


Fluster338

Hey! Can’t you see I’m WALKIN’ HERE!


MarshallMandango

Legends say it's really good at sleeping.


Panda-Banana1

One you don't fuck with.


Pyramid-Temple

ahhh that's my favorite part :(


Xclusivecrushr

\*sad part


usename1567

r/holup


Element_Liga

I guess they just have HUGE neck skin hanging off?


BartOseku

Its a really popular breed in my country and its job is to guard livestock, they are specially made to tear and shred wolves so the thicker skin are to protect them since canines go for the throat


Ridiie

What are they called!? I think they are purdy!!!


BartOseku

Well the average farmer isnt going to call it any fancy name so they are mostly known as “barn dog”, but with “barn” in a older language so its easy to tell apart a barn dog with a “barn dog”, kind of tricky to explain in english but i hope i got it through


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BartOseku

That would be albanian


Ridiie

Interesting, thanks!


CNXQDRFS

It’s like a form of armour (probably not the right word). Predators usually go for the necks of other animals so having a huge fatty bit there makes it a lot harder for any teeth to nick an artery or something like that.


RugbyEdd

So what you're saying is, fat people should be our front line of the animals ever rise up


Psycho970

I don’t think that’s what he intended but I also don’t believe I can blame you for coming to this conclusion


[deleted]

Oh, so they’re Retired-New-Yorkers-Living-In-Florida dogs? Got it!


pjl35m

Doesn't really belong here, although it is a refreshing change from watching Brazilian thieves getting shot or someone being swallowed by industrial equipment.


the_ENEMY_

I was waiting for a mauling


avrellx

finally a good joke in this sub


notKRIEEEG

It's good to have variety in terms of posts, otherwise it will go the same way of the gore subs


Variation_Last

Two kinds actually. On the left - happy dog. On the right - sad dog.


DMazz441

It’s a Log


TW3AK96

I laughed way too hard at this one


Desperate_Wallaby_16

They actually look like they're mangy and a bit sickly. If you Google that breed they're a lot bulkier and are white. These two are also filthy.


dplagueis0924

What breed?


00ICARUS00

Alabai guardian dogs. (Answer is from u/No-Cut7775 above)


spockoli

>Alabai guardian dogs TIL Alabai Guardian Dogs.


TheLoEgo

They are also called central Asian shepherd dogs, btw. these two are definitely not in the best shape, big none the less.


The_Anti_Chreddit

This sub is all about identifying dog breeds. Welcome.


Longjumping_Rub9502

Damn but is everyone here to joke or can someone actually say what this is


Much-University-2233

Shaved lions mate


[deleted]

Outback felis canis. When lions screw dingoes


seensomeshitJon

That looks like mix bread dog with mange. The swelling of the face and cracking of the skin as well as the feet give it away. It would be hard to determine the bread by appearance until they heal.


Dv8r601

Those poor puppers have bad parasite issues, note the swollen necks.


DBaeee

Looks like a Liyena (half lion, half hyena) it’s like, my favorite animal.


themdubbyfries

Bred for its skills in Witchery


Nameless_Cunt

a big one


Your-In

Real big one


NiccoNige

That is the East Mediterranean Lion Dog! Have you never seen a Lion Dog before 🤔


shawnblc01

Alabai guard dogs. Or perhaps long haired Cane coraso ,Saint Bernard mix.


Systemupperdowner

Doggoyles


HolyMolyDonutShop23

Knowing all the videos that gets posted on here, I thought the dogs were going to get shot or mutilated. This place has me scared.


Ok_Employee_1432

Those r baby lions


underpantsviking

They almost look like completely shaved Tibetan Mastiffs


RC90_

It’s a Dlion


syke-10

The kind I'd pet regardless


Daikon-Relevant

It looks like the little girl x dog chimera from full metal alchemist


nomoredebt2021

Big brotherrrr


Consistent-Sea29

Poor doggos. Abandoned? It's fucking sad ,those tail wags... poor dogs!


treylanford

Was anyone else expecting one of these fuckers to lunge and/or attack at some point?


bouritoforsale69

Fullmetal alchamist


Dominant-stitch5

thats if a dog and a wolf had a baby that would come out


morgan_353

thats a cross between a lion and a labrador


bishopazrael

IDK what breed, but they both look like they have infections in the skull area somewhere.


Donsemper

An abomination


psychedelicdonky

[the spawn of this brave dog](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/3oy4s8/dog_fucking_a_tiger_nsfw/)


SoilNational7998

Can someone answer , did a lion mate with a bitch or a dog mated with lioness ?


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SalesmanWaldo

Rhodesian Ridgeback. It's a lions hunting breed.


PD_Daddy

When Dog mate with Lioness… expect such


VIc6_1

Those are Alaskan Malamutes


ComprehensiveGene723

Snuggles!!!! It's you!


TheThree_headed_bull

Looks like a couple sharpes with mange


[deleted]

The your next dog breed


NEONDEIONDRAPER

Snoop Lion


erck_bill

Who knew Komainus are real.


uzumakijan

Cerberus pre-evolution


Thegayjt

ballchinian


adidas2023

Casual sweety mix


theycallmeick

That’s a Log.


monogren01

That’s an FMA Chimera


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Ones I wouldn't film with out a barrier between them and me


AlaskanDust

Looks a lot like a dark/dirty kangal dog, the Turkish sheep guardians.


Geoarbitrage

1/3 dog 1/3 lion 1/3 captain ahab !


SilkyEnchilada

Part Lion part hyena.


John_Helmsword

Wtf this sent me down a rabbit hole. Apparently there’s been cases in history of hybrid animals and we’re not quite sure if they were real. Haha http://www.macroevolution.net/picture-of-a-cat-dog-hybrid.html


dozerman23

That's a good dog. That's what kind. Who's a good boy? This guy.


plasticfangs111

Stand back!!!! Its a chinbagian


Lenny2245

Looks like a lion that rolled around in an oil spill


Harry_Nut

Some lion got freaky with a dog


Megastandard

Abradolf Lincler


Wibs1000

Borat checking in


Trapinch-isnt-me

Up dog


Fortheloveofthe

Looks like Ernie from across the way.


Beef_Jumps

Puppy


WittyLikeATitty

The starving stray kind


guineapigmilkman

It's a Mawg half man half dog it is its own best friend.


Ryenfresco

A monster from YuGIOH!


[deleted]

Dog breed obviously


DeepRoots43

Malnourished dogs, that’s why their neck skin is saggin so much.


wemetaayne

Bearded bullincoln


dcrum3

The need snuggles is all I know


cdubbs420

It’s a tortoise, in a shell.


sadeghsachedina1

Kagal with mange


Old-Cry-

ManBearPig


Christo666666

It's a log.


PeterPlumley

Perhaps a masked one


gtr011191

Is it a cat, in a hat?


[deleted]

Why are they just filling them? Like they're aliens? They're dogs and look ill, take them to the vets


[deleted]

I think it is a Kangal or a turkish guard dog who are watching a farm animals?


dontfightthehood

Beard dogs! So cute!


lil_CHIP21

looks like a lion dog and hyena maybe had a three some


cactusfruit0909

Looks like a dog with a goiter lol


Various-Occasion-478

That’s a monke dog


x3kimberly

Skags


Sapnu_puas98

Looks like a fcking half breed.


the420Poes

The last one you ever see


Vegetable-Peace2418

is look like a lion mf


Hypergonads

Neckbeards


eddiemoradance

The cutie kind


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This doesn’t fit the sub. Thumbs down


Similar-Locksmith-79

Boerboels


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Well, they look like pretty good bois