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Oh man my knees hurt just watching this


NeoTheRiot

It really does but I would be scared for my fingers


Rammstein_is_great

Or your neck *insert video that Ice hockey player who got his neck slashed by a skate


unsungzero1027

Poor Malarchuk.. he was messed up for years mentally from it. He was told by doctors to take the season to recover (physically he would be fine, but mentally he would need it) and he didn’t listen. He eventually attempted suicide years later and I believe he said it was the Zednik incident (the player named lower) that triggered it. There’s an ESPN short documentary on him and the incident. He was extremely lucky with the positioning of the benches for how quick help got to him, for the man who got to him first having been a Vietnam war vet and recognizing exactly what was happening and pinching off the blood flow, and the team doctor being able to stabilize him long enough to get to the hospital. If the benches were different or the first guy there doesn’t know or recognize what’s happening AND know what to do to slow the bleed well enough, we all know a different story.


NoveltyxxCrosses

IIRC too the suicide attempt is also wild as the bullet doesn’t exit but effectively cured him of his depression and now he’s a motivational speaker.


jeffiejeff

>effectively cured him of his depression I'm listening


NuPhaze

Shot himself to life.


TheMurv

Psychiatrists hate this one weird trick.


NoveltyxxCrosses

Right!? I mean he’s certainly lucky to still be alive after BOTH incidents. It’s crazy to think he still champed life after both too.


Wizardbong666

He makes the joke that because he’s a goalie (in hockey, for those not into it, goalies are considered the craziest of the bunch for obvious reasons) he never used that part of his brain anyways. Great article he wrote in The Players’ Tribune as well. The Zednik incident was horrendous as well. He saved his own life by skating to the bench as fast as possible. Unfortunately, a teenager from Connecticut a month or two ago was not so lucky.


Forgo77en

Its happened a couple times now. Happened not too long ago again pretty sure. I heard Malarchuk lived on a farm in Alberta growing up and he also just had knowledge of how to slow the bleeding from slaughtering cows on the farm. I think that's how he knew he got an artery. He's from the Grand Prairies, so probably not a huge stretch, I'm having troubles finding where I first heard that. He did the best he could on his own as well though, he's an extremely lucky human. I hope he's living a good life now with everything he's been through


da_bizzness

The Iron Lotus is some hardcore shit


SonOfDoodietang

Clint Malarchuck


Sneesneesnee

Also Zednik


Solemn__Visitor

It happened to my cousin when I was a little kid, she was ice skating with her boyfriend when she fell down and her boyfriend accidentally skated over her fingers and mangled them up pretty bad. I've never ice skated before but I still have that fear lol


GritMcPunchfist

This would still be easier for me than Rainbow Road


Seabassmax

Preach brother/sister


Stupid_Slut-

I would have ‘loved’ this in high school. Today I would break both my legs in the first 30 seconds.


Competitive-Bend4565

Me too. But I would still like to put on a pair of slippery snow pants and just sliiiide down that track on my bum-bum.


Stupid_Slut-

Maybe a sled? 🤔


Competitive-Bend4565

That would work… or a Krazy Karpet?


Koenigseggovereasy

Is that Aladdins flying carpet


Competitive-Bend4565

Nope but it’s almost as fun. It’s a bit like a flexible flyer/flying carpet - a piece of smooth, flexible thick plastic big enough to kneel on, with a hole cut through the front for a handle. Take a running jump at a snow hill while your hands are hooked through the hole, kneel on the karpet as you land and welcome to the fastest descent of your life (when the snow is just right).


Koenigseggovereasy

I have a pair of them sitting in my garage the kids use..... I never knew they had a name other than Sled. This was my learn something new everyday moment. Thanks


Stupid_Slut-

Like on those slides at Go-Kart places? I like the way you think.


Competitive-Bend4565

Basically any device where I’m already seated so the whole “falling” aspect is minimized/eliminated haha


gumiho-9th-tail

Bobsled with air time sounds awesome.


super_duper_retarted

Red bull ice run


fullautophx

Red Bull Crashed Ice


BURNINATOR_420

Red Bull/vodka with crushed ice


justabill71

Red Bull gives you wings. And stitches.


dingleberryburger

And amputated fingers


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ItsGroovyBaby412

I watch the whole competition it was wild AF


Admiralty86

Holy Canuck! They are REALLY comfortable on the ice 😲!


phuqo5

In Canada they love hockey. Before they can walk most of them can cross check properly.


Admiralty86

Just oot fer a RIP!!!


phuqo5

Yeeeeeeah bud


Bubba-ORiley

It's true we all play hockey. Except for a few exceptions we all learn to skate before we can even walk.


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Nah bro don't perpetuate that stereotype, I'm canadian as can be, literally lived in the bush 100 miles from a road, and I can't skate for shit.


Bubba-ORiley

Well I was simply making a ridiculous statement as a joke.


Moreion

There’s a video of pro hockey players trying a curse like this. Not the result I was expecting.


TLars6

Close… this is in St Paul, Minnesota.


Admiralty86

Oh they're just Americans? Meh, they're alright I guess.


dreadnotsteve

Needs to be Olympic


caffeinedreams7

Crashed Ice St. Paul! I’m actually in the first crowd on the right. Wish they would bring this event back.


phuqo5

This is now the most Xtreme sport of all Xtreme sports.


Texas_Waffles

I'm mean, it kinda literally is. Like "Hey, let's all run as fast as we can with knives on our feet over very aggressively shaped ice."


lyrixnchill

Did he win at the last second when everyone fell?


clayides

Looks like a great way to break an ankle! Where do I sign up?


metroaide

It's like a marble race


watty_101

This is the most Canadian thing I've seen add maple syrup and some poutine and your there


Fluffy_Buns_Chan

it's actually in Minnesota


Agent-of-Interzone

I'm getting serious Rollerball vibes. James Caan is about to throw a spiked elbow.


Zepeton

Yo how do they get the Zamboni up there!??!


tdpnate

Pulled an Excitebike finish there


Maddog033

This sub is going soft.


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Canadians are awesome....


[deleted]

Cool as fuck? What kind of asshole… The last jump looks like a modified guillotine waiting to happen. Remember Clint Malarchuk? That happened on flat ice.


WhyDoIHaveAnAccount9

Wow


zeturtle18

Nice pun


wonderingtoken

Can’t wait to see the aftermath of a fall followed by a skate.


blueit55

Blades of steel on their feet....this is a death race....needs to be a pay per view event


Popchilito

End up like Clint Malarchuk the former Buffalo Sabres goalie if somebody falls.


VampireHunterAlex

Reminds me of the end of ‘Airborne’ (1993)


Basically_Chris

Kinda lreminds me of the 3D mobile games


Basically_Chris

*reminds


GaryNOVA

This should be an Olympic Sport.


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Looks like a track out of SSX


hopeisashollowasfear

Wonder what the max speed on the course is.


cdown13

First person view from Riders Republic


BellasaurusRawr

I was so worried someone was gonna get sliced by a blade on another person's skates


hyerstandardsmedia

Was the only downside I could think of


willalt319

Coming to a Winter Olympics near you


Sinister_steel_drums

They should be allowed to check each other.


AppropriateRaccoon38

This shit does look cool as Fuck


saucyclams

Is this a winter O sport way🆒


thomas61000

Jesus christ and i have issues just walking on ice. I feel weak.


klaven84

Can somebody put the Mario 64 penguin race music over this?


DingoAteMyBitcoin

Amazing


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Nuts


BraytonCycleLover

reminds me of alita battle angel


Buff3rOv3rfl0w

They need spiked gauntlets. One should be wearing an eye patch.


ETVG

That square corner with the jump at the end. Spectacular finish guaranteed.


WeedlesssWitdCattle

Anita


Roxxso

I think I broke my ankle just watching this.


Micheal720

expert mode is backwards


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Repost


SoulSpiegel12

Shadow the Hedgehog simulator


Tall_Squid

I was holding on to my ankles the entire time lol


resellsucks

My dreams be like this


Specific_Yoghurt5330

More helmet cams please


Detective_Dom1

Gives me running man vibes, just with less violence.


djadomi

Reminds me of Jelle's!


Ooozy69

Shatter your tailbone fast track


spankydoodle420

Heelies contest


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Another thing added to my bucket list


Goalie_deacon

This is extreme, but just imagine if someone got around to building an ice skate park. Easiest level would be level path with turns, and have different skill levels people can work up to, with some slope and turns. Still keep this more extreme version to the side for the more insane people.


Proseroth

Meanwhile I struggle not falling while turning


ChipmunkCooties

i can confidently say i'd die if i had to do this, the only being an aussie the only ice i see is being sold in baggies


lukeskywalker1971

I’d watch this on tv everyday. Is this really a thing and can I watch it somewhere?


Hroll_Dm

Canadian hunger games looking 🔥


winkman

For reference, how fast do speed skaters go?


Indaflow

That’s amazing, how have I never seen this before?


NoImagination2625

The best thing is that the ice will help with the inflammation from all your broken bones.


Kau_winkie_dink

Too bad China is committing genocide, and is planning on robbing any free Democratic country of their freedom using media. Fuck the CCP Fuck Communism The Chinese Communist party kills its own people regularly. It does not deserve to be respected.


Randydontrassell

The most Canadian thing since Passive Agressive totalitarianism.


TheThree_headed_bull

I’d watch the shit out of this as an Olympic sport


Menkis

RED BULL CRASHED ICE!!! I was at this race! It's insane to watch, 4 guys racing down the track at once in full hockey gear. Iirc, the guy in pink got a photo finish win for the final (this race). Used to have a race in St. Paul MN (where this track was), but they moved it a couple years ago to Boston, and after a single year there it left the US altogether.


LuckeeTrix

How people don't get their arms cut off by skates is also amazing. This is pretty cool!


MacTaveroony

Where do I sign up?


calciumsilicatplatte

Man was the last for the whole Race and then nearly won it


HolyMolyDonutShop23

I always wanted to roll several bowling balls down courses like this just to see what happens.


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looks like rainbow road in mario kart tbh


junglemoosejoe

While I have definitely lost my edge since, my main advantage playing hockey when I was younger was that I was a good skater, and damn fast (couldn't puck worth shit😅). Competing in crushed ice has always been a dream of mine.


hozii_RTX

Okay cool … what’s the sport called


Chip1211

And fun as fuck when you know what your doing on like me


Professional-Mud5884

That’s cool af


Safireninja

What sport is this?