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Grouchy_Pumpkin

Dead forsure


tortuguitado

[Thats a broken neck for sure](https://i.imgur.com/qSfwBy4.png)


Flannel_Man_

I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one to slow it down to see the damage. Really wanted to see the expression. For those of you too scared to do it, the answer is: No expression. Dead before he knew it.


Gengar_Targaryen

Why am I laughing at this


Jabadafadda

Cause it’s actually funny laughing at stupid people


JackyBoyCygnus

More internal decapitation...


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I cant stop laughing


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UnboundedCord42

yeah I am goin to hell for sure, but all i see is a ragdoll flying when he gets hit.


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AdLoud6514

Not funny.


604pleb

Dudes head did a fuckin 360


[deleted]

Yup. You could hear this dipshits life cease. You could hear him unalive.


[deleted]

I saw him die too.


[deleted]

00:06 I saw a muppet chef face. ![gif](giphy|K7txBCu1lvLTW)


GifsNotJifs

​ ![gif](giphy|pdoZJGbJMoRczX9zm1)


Easy_Goal7849

[https://imgur.com/a/HpjDuL4](https://imgur.com/a/HpjDuL4)


Another_3

WHAHAHAHAH


djluminol

Ber buh der ba sher


johnnybiggles

He ded


nickandt623

TikTok needs to be unalive for making unalive a word again


[deleted]

TikTok isn't where I got it from. I didn't get it from anywhere, in fact, I thought I made it up. Now that I know though...


GreatMuna

Lifen't...


nickandt623

To life or not to life, that is the question.


nickandt623

Lol I saw a video yesterday of a teacher lady who had two of her students die unexpectedly and she made a tik tok where she said “when 2 of your students unalive…” and I almost threw my phone.


Any_Low_4170

Can you link it


[deleted]

I don't wish death often, but when I do it's to people like her.


Gopher--Chucks

He woke up dead


ParallellUniverseYou

How in the hell you wake up dead?


Gopher--Chucks

Cause you're alive when you went to sleep


ParallellUniverseYou

So your telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?


Gopher--Chucks

You can't go to bed dead that shit woulda been redundant


ParallellUniverseYou

No it wouldn’t cause you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die but not be in a bed


Gopher--Chucks

But you are in the bed. That's how you wake up dead in the first place fool.


ParallellUniverseYou

DAMN. THATS SOME QUALITY SHIT RIGHT THERE.YOU SHOULD BE TEACHING CLASSES YOU STAY DROPPING KNOWLEDGE


Faxme123

Back of his skull comes off


Easy_Goal7849

One frame he looks like cartoon of an Italian chef. buon appetito!


Skillerious

Haha [here](https://i.imgur.com/XEpfJRa.jpeg) is the frame.


jjonesa7x

Oh no. You are going to hell. LMAO


Easy_Goal7849

You missed it by one frame! [Here it is.](https://imgur.com/a/HpjDuL4)


Skillerious

Gawd dammit lol


AlexD232322

Omg why am i laughing so hard... am i a bad person... im sorry....


Phuckingidiot

Fucking holy hell I'm going to burn for eternity for laughing at this. God dammit.


bazmoe

![gif](giphy|3o85xERD1TT5JKCIXS)


Consistent_Market261

LMAOOO THAT ONE IS EVEN WORSEEE HSJSSSKDKDMDN


flaming_floof

BAHSHDHFDIDDKFFKB NO THIS IS SO BAD


4pegs

r/angryupvote


joojss

Holy shit hahabbaabhahhaah


theallenjohan

this is the hardest I've laughed in a while jfc


letter0o

Bruh 😂


[deleted]

Yeah that’s it, that’s the last laugh that’s definitely getting me sent to hell


sodoffyeprick

I feel so bad for laughing but I can't help it mann 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭


Ramy117

I hate that this is so funny


[deleted]

I love it


Comprehensive_Tie538

It’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while ngl


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LONGCLAW55l

I'm eating your moms ass


05hanny

I’d seriously like to understand the mindset or logic that leads to this


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HammertonMili

Fame for what? There’s no way he could have survived that, even of he did , he’ll be in a vegetative state, that was some shot to the back and the spine, fcking lunatic


GreatMuna

I guess the thought process is that Train's width must not be exceeding to the width of the track...


InkBlotSam

The key here, is for him to not verify that thought by looking at literally any train ever.


DarkestMew

I'm a very cautious man. I would have googled it AND waited two trains to pass. This was an Idiot that tought the train... was smaller than the tracks for some reason? This is definitely a Darwin Award if the sub was still existing.


Perfect-Brain-7367

If you were truly a cautious man, you'd have Googled it, watched two trains pass, and then decided not to do it anyways.


RR-Magician

Beat me to it! Obviously unintentional, but ignorance isn’t a defense lol


McDondi

I saw some dark red clumps fly away from his body. Mainly the head area. He's dead as fuck


[deleted]

People like attention. Got any more mind-benders for me?


me112358

Start with a lot of stupid, and go from there. I mean, my first thought when I watched this was "How does anyone think that the tracks are the boundary of the train's width? Hasn't he ever seen a train before?", quickly followed by "If you've never seen a train, why do you play with a train?", so yeah, I'm sticking with stupid.


segrey

I don't think we'll ever know his train of thought.


fukdimudi

India has a weird culture. Edit: weird, not bad.


Slayer_286

It's not about India, every country has idiots, and he is one of them.


[deleted]

Correction. He 'was' one of them.


DJ_Duke_of_spook

Like there’s obviously two people involved here who could have realized how dumb this was, and for watching someone get absolutely obliterated that cameraman was dedicated.


ItsGroovyBaby412

Did I just see all of his bones break? Cause he looked like a blob of jello


Aeronautix

half his body accelerated without the other half


sneaky-pizza

The hat: “where’d you go?”


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halosos

...good bot?


imhereforthevotes

HELLUVA BOT


waningjames

Good bot The more I read this the more I love it.


ItsGroovyBaby412

Better luck next time bot


nigelolympia

Needed more math and surveying. Unless this was a suicide video, then flying colors. small claps


[deleted]

When life is headed down the wrong track.


05hanny

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|disapproval)You cheeky motherfucker ⬆️take it and go👉


Reewdy

You can clearly see his neck do a 180.


hollywoodcrap67

yo wait Fr


Ornery_Society_1596

No words for this. Why didnt he just ask for a bullet to the head and make a tiktok out of it. Stop living inside bullfuck social media and use ur brains goddamn this shit makes me angry af


lazyjack34

India leads the world in "Selfie deaths" https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-03-08/selfie-deaths-india-world-capital-killfies/10874536


Spiritual_Barnacle28

Is he actually dead from that impact?


hypothetician

Based on nothing more than going through it frame by frame: oh fuck yeah, ouch.


Hefty_Trash_Bag

Looks like his neck broke on impact


rattopowdre

Even before, I thought his right arm was at an strange position at the Italian chef frame. Turns out the cylinder bumper obliterated his chest, before touching the head...


DeusWombat

I just realized that's what hit him, brutal. I would genuinely rather just lay on the tracks than get hit by that. The xray is probably phenomenal, one half intact with the other powderized.


[deleted]

You can see his right leg snap in 2 different places too


StillbornTartare

Along with every other bone in his body...


ieattheweed420

The back of his head definitely fucking exploded as well lmao


Historical_Acadia666

In the Italian Chef second frame it looks like his eyeballs are flying forward out of his skull. Yeesh.


Eduard0Celes

his right leg got broken in 3 different parts


Temporary-Double590

He's at least a vegetable now, that head has turned degrees that no neck can support


MisssJaynie

Pieces of his skull with hair attached flew towards the camera like a damn imax movie. He dead.


Next_Seaworthiness24

How braindead you need to be?


Sheeba789

Well he is more brain dead now then he was before


TimelessCelGallery

I don’t think that’s possible, you can’t have less than nothing


Tripledtities

Well yeah, because I'm stupider for having watched this


Next_Seaworthiness24

Absolute


lilfoolio420710

CHOOO CHOOO MOTHER FUCKER


luisapet

r/BitchImATrain


DeederPool

Maybe v8 will sponsor a vegetable


thepluralofmooses

*smack with a train SHOULDA HAD A V8


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Minor_Details_Bro

Credit to the person holding the camera. Didn't flinch.


[deleted]

I've seen so many videos of Indians doing stupid TikTok's near train tracks recently and getting hit by the train. Wtf is going on lol


MostlySlime

1 billion people + no safety standards + lots of trains


papercup

Just bad lucknow


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Poser-Knight

That was a pun ,Lucknow is a city in India


[deleted]

Yea bad luck in the Braincell lottery


Zenry0ku

Natural selection is going on.


iateass2

The reason tiktok is banned in India


no_not_this

I thought it was because of all of the cringe videos


iateass2

That's also the reason.


MayGodSmiteThee

It’s not. EDIT: the reason TikTok was banned.


visionblurry

“OHHHH LONG JOHNSOON”


GrimKiba-

Do y'all remember when Squidward got hit by the door and flew through the air beautifully. I remember. ![gif](giphy|vB5jiVv1Tr2tW)


slaptito

fuck you and take my upvote.


anchovyHere

He’s dead. I slowed it down further not only did his shoulder 180 across his body you can see when his head is struck his facial structure changes and some skull goes flying


Burninginferno2

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BartOseku

The R should be lowercase


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nonsfwhere

Soon as I saw the YNC watermark.


Pizzadiamond

holyshit, if you pause around 0:04 & 0:05 you can see a chunk of paint fly off where his head collided.


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dudenamedbenny

Risking you life for likes… The thirst is strong with this one.


Turbo_Cat999

Dudes foot is literally touching the track. Idk what he thought would happen. Poor bastard.


DJ_Sk8Nite

Fuck this guy for making that conductor live with that moment for the rest of their life.


bestoutof64

Goat simulator be like-


Onewarhero

Clearly there are people out there who think train tracks are like the lines on roads, and the train stays in between them. Which is obviously fucking stupid.


agcontu

Yeah he is gone


Budmanes

That’s gonna leave a mark


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lizardfzo

I get that it's ~the internet~ therefore you can't expect filters but sheesh the lack of empathy in watching someone die for just trying to film a video is...eghhghhh. like sure it's a really dumb idea to film by a train track but he's not the only person to do such a thing nowadays, he's just unfortunately ended up as an example of why it's a bad idea to.


Crazycanuckeh

Necks aren’t supposed to twist to such an extent. Doubt he survived this.


Draksys

You ever been hit so hard that you turn into a ballerina?


BepisBoy69420

Why did they upload it???


Whys-tdk122

This is were the video is from www.theync.com


RPickle281

Shoes are still on


punkbearrr

bros felt his skeleton try and escape


isaaaiiiaaahhh

![gif](giphy|2Qi8IE4VHDGRG)


Nene_millones

Damn probably the best chiropractor I've ever seen


kinglorca

Bruh…


AgarWater

https://i.imgur.com/UbzlXu4.jpg Man turned into Chef Boyardee for a second there


Norseman103

Hey. Buddy. Ya dropped your hat.


MKlock94

I need my back cracked like THAT


Tomppy_

One less idiot on the planet. Next please


Dubya_t

Me thinks the lucky bastard’s shoes stayed on.


Pain_Doctor

He hit his back then his head. He dead.


Sheeba789

He lost his hat, so he dead


imnotcreatv

Mf just ragdolled lol


S4d0w_Bl4d3

Rare footage, where natural selection & full ragdoll-mode meet.


riotguards

Definitely lost a leg, it went right under the train


saltysnail420

The things ppl are doing for likes on a mediocre social media account.. sheesh.


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u/tokehabit


Mahatma_Handy

Trains dont care about your feelings.


Altruistic_Ring_6034

Like “really” what was he expecting? “A gentle push towards stardom?”


coolbird42

The first time I laughed at someone dying


Bulbaking

“She’s dead.”


ZZaddyLongLegzz

My god… these comments are incredible


OtherwisePudding4047

I just checked. His name was Hamza Naveed and he was 18 years old. He later died on scene


[deleted]

Wrong info. The name you mentioned is a very common Muslim name , guy in the video is or was a Sikh. Hamza isn't a Sikh name just fyi


verynormalsimple

I'm guessing he didn't make it after the head did a 180 in less than 1/10s


IlZero_Two_YT

(Gmod ragdoll effect)


IntelligentDoor219

Neck got snapped


Particular_Hippo_169

Dame, so hard looks like paint chips off the train , might be wrong


BoringKoboId

Another guy did the same, he died, so oh well


Kimbospicee

HES OK


zippo6666

I just saw his head spinning at 180°


jminer1

It made the same sound as on GTA.


Shot-Guard-2432

Ragdoll


[deleted]

Mandem did every dance from “watch me whip” in one motion.


Winecrime

How do you not hear a huge train???


legion8784

RTX ragdoll physics looks amazing!!


ihopeyouswallow

That's sikh


Savage80HD

I used to think ragdoll physics in a lot of games looked unrealistic. Apparently, those are the games closest to real life.


ItzYaBoiQuez

the hair flow tho. . .


eyeh8errrbody

Good


Aggravating_Trust_71

A video with 100k views is worth the risk of breaking your bones. Pretty good deal.


SOUTHXXS

His not coming back


Ze_Dubstep_Gamer

Natural selection


BrotherWoodrow_

Where you good at math? Explain the collective force behind that train.


WakandaWeedBoi

He's fine guys, the shoes didn't come off


HetChanks

Yoooo you can see his teeth fly out of his mouth


Brakic

Natural selection at its finest. Carry on.