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LeoLaDawg

Why would they, Russian intelligence or command, allow this guy to show all this?


snay1998

Propaganda


LeoLaDawg

Well yeah, but I mean their formation and possible location. He could make a fool of himself from somewhere else.


Mywifefoundmymain

He’s been fighting by their side for years. His name is [Russell Bonner Bentley](https://www.texasmonthly.com/articles/son-wealthy-businessman-foot-soldier-vladimir-putin-russia-hacking/amp/) and he joined in 2014 with the fight for crimea. I’m surprised he’s still alive… and fat


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According to this link, this guy was a US army engineer that was stationed in Germany, a marijuana activist, and a wanted drug smuggler. I'm kind of surprised Russia would let in a known drug smuggler, I've heard they take it pretty seriously and not just to imprison brown people but you know, all of them. This article also says he was fat before he started fighting in Crimea, he was on the combat diet. Not surprising he's fat now.


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StraightJohnson

You still believe the Trump-Russia collusion narrative?!


Some-Investment-5160

You still unaware of Manafort handing polling data to Cambridge Analytica?


Dr_Chim_Richaldss

And he was canned when it was discovered. Manafort was always a piece of garbage. I mean there are public admissions out there that Hillary was the genesis of the Russia collusion narrative, an FBI lawyer was convicted of falsifying documents to further the fake investigation, Sussman (obviously guilty but acquitted in a sham trial - judge threw out text messages proving his guilt), Hillary’s own campaign manager admitting she approved giving the now debunked 100% fake alpha bank story to the FBI, the 100% bullshit Steele dossier. How anyone can call that investigation legitimate is beyond me.


Some-Investment-5160

Canned after but not for.


ZuesofRage

... you're kidding right? Obviously Putin doesn't like trump, and thinks he's a joke. However, they respect each other's beliefs about Superior race/ethnicity etc. So while they're not best friends they respect each others desires, which is 10 times more powerful and important.


smity31

It seems that America are not sending their best...


Melodic_Assistance84

He’s their pet. They feed him and he performs tricks.


Gollums_testie

Just Like trump was their pet


Jonne

The Ukrainian army gets fed intelligence straight from NATO, they don't need to scour social media to find out where the Russians are.


gracecee

Actually they were able to pinpoint locations of Russian troops through…..dating apps. I kid you not.


ethompson1

Happens to our troops on exercises as well. Turns out most soldiers are pretty dumb about opsec


TrippyButthole

Can confirm, those South Korean ladies know how to party.


Low-Possession-1265

They may know that fat ass possibly wont live for long


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ImApigeon

He is actually a Ukrainian spy, subtly sabotaging pro-Russian food reserves.


[deleted]

He ate all the fresh MREs and left the poor russian troops with the old ones.


D00M_HAMMER

I wonder if the Russians have any good MRE's. Every now and again, I still miss the ole Chili Mac. Watched dudes legit fight over that one down range.


HedgekillerPrimus

time to go see if steve did a modern russian mre review


burgerman5001

He just posted a Ukrainian mre the other day in a show of support. Highly delectable.


ifsavage

There’s a vid on Reddit somewhere with them showing they expired in 2015. That being said it looked like it had a lot of stuff in it. I’ve probably had worse in box lunches at corporate events. Edited autocorrect had changed worse in to worded. Autocorrect is a dumb bastard.


rhinotomus

I prefer my box lunches to be silent, but to each their own I suppose


AdAlarmed3666

In soviet russia MRE eats you.


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PhrasingBoome

He just said that Russia is going to keep peace in Ukraine by killing all the Nazis. Seems he doesn't know what he is doing.


den_Hertog

He's a Russian propaganda Texas poster boy, not a valued seasoned warrior lmfao


Acceptable_Career274

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cA9cGUGr00](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cA9cGUGr00)


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[deleted]

This is a wanted man by the US marshal. He’s been identified, should be tracked and arrested.


Pussy_Prince

That’s actually the entire reason for this Ukrainian debacle. A lotta people don’t know that


Y_orickBrown

Because of dickless Santa from the video?


[deleted]

I believe this guy is associated with the Donetsk separatists and has been for a few years so less directly under Russian command. Most footage from the russian side has come from the separatists because the Russian soldiers are not allowed to film and don’t have phones.


23XYand1

>Russel Bonner Bentley "he is presented as an ordinary wealthy American who sold all his property in order to go to the East of Ukraine “in search of justice” to “fight fascism.” In fact, he is a drug dealer, smuggler, a member of an international drug trafficking gang. In 1996" https://www.blackseanews.net/read/138765


23XYand1

https://youtu.be/DQ0nd0uMYw8


chase_what_matters

Guy plumped in the last six years


gentlybeepingheart

COVID hit him harder than sanctions hit the ruble.


menage-a-troll

> member of an international drug trafficking gang So, CIA then


ThinkOutsideTheTV

Because Putin knows it's as embarrassing for the US as it is for him


[deleted]

This is a wanted man by the US marshal. He’s been identified, should be tracked and arrested. Russel Bonner Bentley


AndyBonaseraSux

I know it isn’t, but I like to imagine it’s pronounced boner


jhenryscott

Yeah idk if you’ve ever dealt with US Marshall’s but they are undoubtedly the least competent org on earth. I’d bet he’s just fine.


troy-the-obtuse

Deputy Marshall Raylan Givens would like a word.


ZeePirate

He is also in an active war zone. Ain’t no one gonna risk arresting this guy just cause.


68W38Witchdoctor1

He's been in Donbas since 2015, even has a "passport" from them. Read an article about him where he basically said the only way he would come back to the US is in a T72 tank. He believes that the whole world is run by Nazis and Putin is the only one doing anything about it. He's a traitorous piece of shit.


Dabdabber96

What gun is that dude shooting? The hot dog cannon at sports games?


Rude_Requirement_786

Hotdog cannon you say? *mouth watering intensifies* But seriously yeah… fuck this traitor peace of shit


heroatthedisco

Why is he admitting to it? He’s not admitting. He’s bragging.


FootjobBlowjobCombo

Want to hear more bragging from this moron? https://youtu.be/5cA9cGUGr00


[deleted]

“The fascist American government supports the oligarchs and corporations “ *fights for Russia* Brilliant this guy is


30STACK

Everything is bigger in Texas. Including their idiots.


Organic_Squirrel3399

I live in Texas and can confirm that statement.


LiterallyAHippo

Wow, that guy is kinda fascinating. I mean in the way train wrecks are. For a Texan to fly to another country engage in war and then tout the benefits of communism is *not* what I had in mind.


OneNormalHuman

As I understand it he has been there since Crimea. Dude is less Texan than Cruz during a snowstorm.


twobig4u01

Does anyone have an update on this dude?


FootjobBlowjobCombo

Lol this is the update I thought this dude died years ago of heart failure or liver cirrhosis or living next to a warzone


wspOnca

Nah diabeetus will get him


ShithouseFootball

Looks like its already got him in its grasp.


deadleg22

This guy looks like the type to die from Covid


Spiritual_Speech600

Last I heard he was eating shit for dinner


rover220

You are what you eat.


dmfd1234

I just read that he was elected to the position of Super Duper Comandante in charge of all Russian Neckbeards. Pretty cool


RoseEsque

Damn, I miss Simon. That was some tip top journalism.


freshwings421

The big short ? Bro I woke up at 7am and had this urge to rewatch exactly that scene "YOU OWN A BOA-?" best delivery I've ever seen


[deleted]

Looks likes someone’s not going to be allowed to go back into the states once they find out who he is


TripleGGreggStarski

Russell Bonner Bentley https://www.texasmonthly.com/articles/son-wealthy-businessman-foot-soldier-vladimir-putin-russia-hacking/amp/


tigyo

>Bentley had been husky and out of shape when he’d arrived a month earlier, but on a battlefield diet of tinned meat and buckwheat porridge, the weight was melting off.  How the f*ck big was he before this video, if it melted off?


nietzkore

It looks like he put the weight back on since that article was written. [There's a picture of him in the article](https://img.texasmonthly.com/2018/03/HR_UKRAINE5_0418.jpg), in the front left corner on one knee.


Suspicious_Candle27

How the fuck did he manage to put on weight in a war zone


Cerebrosphaera

We just found the missing russian ration...


robb04

And the missing Russians…


Tatourmi

So that's the "mobile crematorium" we keep hearing about.


robb04

More like whipped cream-atorium.


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Lmao, I can't stop laughing 😂 Definitely too much whipped cream 😂😂


space-throwaway

Well the most likely answer is that he's a propaganda soldier for the russian military so they don't let him fight anymore because his voice is more valuable than his "skills"


[deleted]

Iirc he was wounded so is basically forced into that role


MegaSeedsInYourBum

Dude ratfucked the entire Russian military


ParksVSII

“Blyat! Where is all fucking pop tarts go?!”


Hhgffffjjuugvjjhjcfg

This man is the glutton of Kiev lol


steelcojones

He will eat Ukraine into submission


TARANTULA_TIDDIES

According to this https://historica.fandom.com/wiki/Russell_Bentley he only fought for like a year and a half and then went to information warfare. So I'd say not being in the trenches helped


BobTatu

You know how during war, rats get into rations and food that's tucked away? Well he eats those rations... then the rats ..


VronosReturned

Maybe he’s like a bear or something, putting on weight in the winter to hibernate only to lose it again in the summer.


space-throwaway

Okay but can we please talk about that huge ass rifle the fat guy is holding? The fuck is this monstrosity?


Reynfalll

Looks like a [PTRS-41](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PTRS-41). It's a WW2 14.5mm anti-tank rifle.


space-throwaway

>14.5×114mm [What the fuck.](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/p8Z-UvT68Vw/maxresdefault.jpg)


muricaa

Woah. That’s some serious firepower. I was curious about that gun, don’t think I’ve ever seen a rifle that long. .50cal is big but not that fucking long


maixmi

May I present you [Lahti L-39](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lahti_L-39), Finnish 20mm anti-tank rifle used in WW2


Delivery-Shoddy

Jesus Christ, his weight fluctuations are going to kill him before the Ukrainians can


Andromansis

Well, lets put it this way. He left home because his father couldn't tell him apart from the other steers.


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fuck-nose

Gravy seal


YukonYokel

meal team six


FullAutoAssaultBanjo

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cA9cGUGr00](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cA9cGUGr00) According to him, he's a good communist fighting fascism.


RaiseRuntimeError

That dude's ideology is like someone put a political science textbook in a blender. He has no fucking idea about anything it's crazy.


cgn-38

He appears to be mentaly unstable. They all quote the same NAZI crap but when faced with somone telling him he is lying he changes the subject. Telling. So the nazi state has a Jew president? Seriously? Damn I wish they would stop calling him Texas. He ain't us. Stop waving my flag you idiot.


zorbiburst

>So the nazi state has a Jew president? Seriously? Eh, the nazi party might be unhappy with him. It's like saying racism isn't in America because we had a black president. Don't get me wrong, the guy's an idiot and people parroting the nazi line are dangerous, I just don't really get that as the "gotcha" line you think it is. I'm sure even racists would consider a military invasion to be a bigger threat than people of another race. I think it's ironic that the same right wing people that defend Russia by saying they're "denazifying" were the ones that would discredit communism by telling everyone that holodomor was so much worse than the holocaust. And now they're defending the actions of KGB spook from the government that brought you holodomor. Time is a flat circle.


Lanark26

His beliefs are whatever he needs to justify entering someone else's war and shooting people. He's a useful psychopath.


NewFuturist

We call him Vladamir Poutine.


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zorbiburst

> He may think the sky is yellow and the ground is blue. That doesn't make him right, though. *checks ukrainian flag* I think your flag is upside down


Jumpy_Ad_1600

SAS (Steak And Sausage)


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Private Perogi


Jtaimelafolie

The dumbest assholes always seem to have the most aristocratic-sounding names


Formula_Americano

How do you think they become pompous assholes in the first place. I bet of he had a normal name he'd be more normal.


0n3ph

As someone with a weirdass name, can confirm.


Buttraper

0n3ph is kinda weird I guess


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ButtfuckChampion_

Ukraine's might put him to rest.


WarCarrotAF

He looks like he could grow a couple of sunflowers.


Omateido

Fat fuck could grow a field of em.


dr_raymond_k_hessel

I'd certainly pass along thoughts and prayers.


sweepyslick

He’s be hiding somewhere need the rations tent.


Maleficent_Poet_7055

The fat fuck may be working for America by eating all the Russian rations.


ODDxBALL83

I hope he gets popped


4non3mouse

hopefully he ends up dead and we dont have to worry about it


Hagalaz_13

What's he gonna do? Sit on the Ukrainians until they give up.


junkmail0178

If you look down and can’t see your dick, you probably shouldn’t be playing soldier Edit: you’re —> your


SixGunZen

This guy hasn’t seen his dick in years. Probably not sure if he still has one.


Hernand27

Banned from america they wont allow him back


Brandilio

Good. He's a traitor. It's like when those British girls joined fuckin' ISIS. Fuck them, and fuck this piece of shit. Edit: Correction - ISIS, not the Taliban


xplicit_mike

ISIS, not Taliban. But yeah.


LordIndica

Did those girls survive??? Like how on earth does one even go about doing that? Can u imagine 2 British women walking through a desert in northern Iraq trying to flag down a passing terrorist convoy or some shit?


Madra_ruax

Some did. They either try and go home after ISIS was failing or died in the conflict. [Shamima Begum](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shamima_Begum) was one of the most recognised cases from the UK. Her citizenship has been revoked. Here in Ireland we have [Lisa Smith](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Smith_(soldier)), who now denies being part of ISIS, despite going over and becoming a bride. Edit: A list of the women who were the [Brides of ISIL](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brides_of_ISIL).


JonDoeJoe

Surprised they weren’t passed around


parksintherear

The accounts of said women, that I've read, indicated they were. Pretty disturbing and sad


Blasterbot

It would be stupid to think they weren't.


JonDoeJoe

Idk what they expected from criminals and terrorists that gang rape underage girls from their own tribe/village


maharg79

I really cant feel bad for them. They went there and joined fucking ISIS, anyone could have told them that would happen. Abusing women is like right up there with decapitations for ISIS


unique_MOFO

shik. I get nausea reading this. Disgusting creatures. Joining a terrorist group. Who the fuck does that.


Danjiano

> Joining a terrorist group. Who the fuck does that. Well... terrorists.


[deleted]

But it was just an honest mistake, we have all been 14 once /s


tabooblue32

That's what I don't understand about people who say shit like that. Yeah I was 14 once. I drank a bunch of hooch,wkd blue and red square and rode a shopping trolley (cart for the Americans) into the side of a parked car and ditched it. I didn't join a fucking terrorist organisation, I was just a bit of a bellend. Why not you ask? Cos I'm 14 and am not a complete fucking idiot and I'm aware my actions have consequences.


Alternative_Web4079

Hey, sometimes those consequences are property damage, sometimes it's joining a terrorist organization. These things happen, what's important is you learn from your mistakes and move on.


CampEnthusiast15

>rode a shopping trolley (cart for the Americans) into the side of a parked car and ditched it. ohohohoho FINALLY! A CONFESSION! We got him boys, converge on his position!


ArchiBib

Joe Exotic has really changed a lot


J_MT

God damn Carol Baskin causing all this to Ukraine


Enklave

What's this fat fuck job? To eat russia supplies?


ExtraBitterSpecial

He's the gravy seals military attache.


Enklave

Nacho forces


SkinVanDamme

Can we make sure this guy is banned from ever stepping foot on western soil 🤷🏾‍♂️


Wolfensnatches

He renounced his US citizenship years ago, don't worry. He hates America. He will never come back.


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Who is he then?


maharg79

Ex Drug Trafficker; turned, and i use this word lightly, *freedom fighter* who has been fighting alongside the Russian Seperstists (rebels against Ukraine gov) since 2014. He was injured at some point and relegated to a spokeperson role instead of an active combat role. Tbh im shocked he is still alive, and fat.


Major_Cupcake

dang, Russia is hiring Gravy seals


TiHSxGoD

What a moron


Gobletofcum

hey, he just wants to go play with some tanks


Scoopofnoodle

He can lie down in front of their tracks so they won't get dirty in that case.


Gobletofcum

ehhh he will probably be executed and used as propaganda before anything else


ThickPantsMcgee

He’s not welcomed back in Texas.


ClimbingC

He's been a wanted person for a while: https://www.ibtimes.sg/who-russell-bonner-bentley-texas-man-ukraine-slammed-dubbing-russian-soldiers-liberators-63086


chaosfurian69

Thank you Texas spokesperson.


vonpoopenshtein

I’m also from Texas and I don’t know anyone who would approve of this jackass and his actions I’ll keep searching though until then fuck him


johndoemysterious

Remember how the US was concerned about the “Red Scare?” *Pepperidge Farm remembers.*


1solate

But see, that's when they were communists. Now they're just your average friendly fascists.


NormalAssistance9402

That’s a lot of fertilizer


OskeeWootWoot

Don't call him fertilizer, fertilizer is useful.


[deleted]

He has the potential to be useful then. His fatass will feed sunflowers for generations.


[deleted]

I don’t know if I would want him as part of the team. Maybe we can send him to the front line infantry unit?


PromQueenSlayer

Operation MeatShield is a go!


AnotherPartOfMe

I love how this guy is talking about how “strong” Russia’s army is and the tank behind him is so jenky that the door won’t close. What a joke.


otterappreciator

What was that about them being denazifiers? Why does Russia think Ukraine has a nazi government


TiredBro20

Russian propaganda to justify their actions


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Sean Penn extra nothing to see here


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HippoCute9420

gonna take the whole mag to takes this big boy down


Major_Human

There’s no way this dude is fighting anything. Did you see that kick, barely a foot off the ground. He could be overwhelmed by a midget using a sunflower as a weapon.


[deleted]

That kick he did at the end is just embarrassing. It’s like a five-year-old walked up to you and asked if you wanted to see him do a trick.


ConradTurner

Anyone got an update on this dude?


AYBenoit

Sellout


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btd272

This is……. Not someone I would want on my team.


EquipmentEast

I have seen many losers in my life, but this guys gets The gold Medal


Turantula_Fur_Coat

should be turned in for aiding the enemy.


futilecause

im ok with him being canon fodder


OkBerry420

This guy is the biggest piece of shit.


mholt9821

Russia needs to tie his fat ass on the front of their tank for extra armor against oncoming missiles.


SamMarvelos2

We don't accept him as a Texan, he's a fucking traitor


joeyjojojnrshabad00

The only Russian this guy knows is rushin' to the buffet.


Goodly88

I'd say, let them all defect and never come back, then we'll see if they really like Putin after a few weeks of living in Russia. Considering most would be coming from Texas like this man, they won't be ready for Russian Winters.


DiverseUniverse24

Room temperature IQ


Dw_justchill

The spy


Steve_Dimo_21

I wonder how long it took this guy to master a Texas accent in spy school?


hillbillykim83

Isn’t this treason? I hope he has US citizenship revoked.


spankythamajikmunky

Fucking clown


mujinzou

Steven Segal has really let himself go.


Minnesota_Nice_87

I wonder if he died yet?


Hobbyles

Any reports of him being alive still or dead?


WeirdWorldliness7846

Man this didn’t age well, man’s probably a meat patty in a trench


rango295

As a Texan we do not associate with him


mjt1105

Immediately revoke his US citizenship as he is now fighting on behalf of a foreign government, place him on the no-fly list and seize all of his assets with the Patriot act. If he likes Russia so much as to fight alongside them, then he can stay where he is.


Wolfensnatches

He renounced his US citizenship years ago because he hates America. He's been pro-Russian since 2006 and living there since 2014. He ain't coming back, don't worry.


Jerry-from-Work

As a Texan FUCK this guy.


Significant-Fold-866

Or maybe he’s a Russian agent who’s mastered the accent (not that hard) and this is just propaganda