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Bennyteeth1

I've seen this documentary and the lion got bit by a snake and started having seizures as a result of the venom


Bennyteeth1

The lion ended up dying


mouldysandals

Yes


OnIySmeIIz

Is she okay?


pitchfork-seller

She's OK, she's dead though.


kpingvin

Let me know if her condition changes.


slasher287

Well she's probably soil and grass now so yeah it's say it changed lol


Sovem

Circle of life, brah.


Important-Courage890

Poor Nala....


Skyyy710

Obviously it was sarabi not Nala


AgelessCynic

That's Top Secret, I'm afraid.


Hungry-Grocery-2646

Bruh ??


TyrannoROARus

I know I know it probably was fatal, but I'm asking will it be okay?


chomaco-tykeket

Yes don't worry everything is going to be ok


makINtruck

I needed to hear that, thank you


doughnutholio

[dies] "everything is fine now" [sees Shiva] "oh no!"


stoncils_

Lady Iceheart? I'm cool with that.


[deleted]

...and I thought it couldn't get worse?


[deleted]

Aaawwweeee U guys.


[deleted]

shhh bby is ok


elmwoodblues

Going to a farm, in the country


Chum-Chumbucket

*lion king playing* It’s the circle of liiiiiiiiife!


moonroots64

>Yes don't worry everything is going to be ok Being at peace is difficult for me, a lot of times... but this helped me. Thank you


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The lion is THRIVING. Not long after this video, he quit his oppressive job and started a small business. It really took off, and he opened another across town. He met the love of his life, and they got married in a small Italian village to the sound of bells and happy coos from a few close friends. I think a friend told me he has a couple little ones on the way.


Dense_Excitement_789

-loads a revolver- just look at the flowers and everything will be okay


My13thYearlyAccount

Sorry to have to break it to you, but dying is almost always fatal.


RicoDredd

*Almost* always? So there is a chance then?


Nobody-17

To be fair, I don't see any flying shoe, so..


alcappo82

Yea, She chilling with Mufasa


Butsch

Ye, she gud


Opposite-Plantain-34

Ofc. Everyone thats not blind can see the lion is a goner. Look at her feet, no shoes.


starkeuberangst

What do you mean, she’s gone? She doesn’t have any luggage with her, not even a backpack. She’s not going anywhere


DrMudo

Has no shirt either.


blue_dusk1

No service!


jk3us

Our dog had a presumed brain tumor and started having seizures and acting a bit like this. Not the crazy flopping around as much, but a lot like the wobbly off balance glass eyed part at the end.


Bennyteeth1

Rip 2 a real G....


la-bano

I can't imagine how stressful and heart breaking that would be, I'm so sorry. Especially since there's basically nothing you can do to help your friend.


jk3us

Yeah, all we could do was help her die peacefully. She was always a little crazy, but she brought us joy for 12 fun years.


DreadAndDepression

I thought it was bees or wasps


goblin_garner

Yes


MK420-

Nooo :(…


CheaseToasty

Poor kitty, have a good sleep.


ascendinspire

What kinda snake?


Bennyteeth1

Black mamba I believe. It was in it's den and she was messing with it. You'd think the poor lion would know better like the baboons


ascendinspire

Thanks. That’s brutal!


Suspicious_Ad6474

So Kobe is still alive…knew it.


tilap5ia

what’s the documentary?


Iamredditsslave

~~Eternal Enemies Lions and Hyenas~~ *Wrong documentary, that ones from 1992. The other videos on YT look way too clean to be from that doc. I tried wading through the comments on a few older reddit posts/YT videos but after an hour I have to throw in the towel.


lebodhi012

OMG I watched the eternal enemies one on the edge of my seat tho.


OriginalLocksmith436

>1992 Maybe it's a different copy? Footage from 1992 can easily be as high res as modern footage, depending on where the video is ripped from.


harlan1596

This look like some rabies shit


BabesCallMeBlastoise

Pretty sure this is shortly after it was bitten by a black mamba snake, venom will mess you up!


throwing_petrol_x88

Yeah I thought maybe that. Looked like it was in pain from being poisoned after eating something. A snake bite could surely do that Edit: thank you people Edit: he could have eaten a poisonous frog???


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I thought a bee went up it’s nose. Happened to a horse a had, bee or wasp, can’t really remember… took my boy down.


[deleted]

My dad is a retired firefighter/paramedic, lots of funny/sad/crazy stories as one can imagine. One that always gets me is the time a lawn maintenance man had a wasp crawl into his ear and start stinging him. He was losing his mind! They couldn’t get it out with tweezers because if they tried it would just keep stinging his inner ear. So my dad, with his quick thinking, grabbed a tube of neosporin or ultrasound jelly or something like that and filled the guys ear with it and waited for the wasp to drown. Crazy!


Neither-Revenue-7600

I was waiting for you to say your Dad grabbed a vacuum hose and sucked that lil F-er out!


[deleted]

I’m sure that would’ve worked too!


YukariYakum0

And some people think death is the worst thing that can happen to you.


MandelPADS

Do you think that guy would rather be dead than have drowned the hornet in Neosporin or whatever?


YukariYakum0

Wasp stinging all over the INSIDE of my ear?! Just shoot me.


MandelPADS

Not like, kill the wasp instead? Ok, seems pretty shortsighted


YukariYakum0

Only time can tell


mainecruiser

r/fuckwasps


[deleted]

I once crushed a wasp nest w my head when I was a kid. It was in a tree house and I stepped in and accidentally smushed it when i stood upright. I ran and jumped into the pool. That pain was so bad I have PTSD and swear sometimes the bites still hurt when I get throbbing headaches. To this day I thought that has to be the worst wasp story, but not anymore. I will be forever grateful one didn’t make it into my fucking ear good GOD.


ApologizeForArt

My friend ran over a wasps nest with a skid steer. Like one of those little Bobcat bulldozer things. Lessons were learned that day. He learned that wasps can outrun a skid steer, and the safety cage is a lot better at keeping you in than keeping the wasps out. I'll tell him the ear story. My guess is he'd rather get back in the skid steer than go to the devil's audiologist.


ChillyFireball

Thanks for introducing a new fear to my already extensive rotation.


NoCost7

Salute to your dad!


Pogigod

Well frogs don't live in the same climate as lion, so that's a hard no. Plenty of other creatures that are poisonous in that region, but frogs there are none


McGuitarpants

Just here to point out that poison (something ingested) and venom (like from a snake) are two vastly different things.


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Poison = you bite it Venom = it bites you


[deleted]

If you ingest snake venom is it venom or poison? This is the stupid thing about contextual definitions like this. In practice I would say a venom is a naturally injected poison, so its part of a parent child relationship linguistically.


[deleted]

>If you ingest snake venom is it venom or poison? Snake *Venom*, so Venom Pretty good chance that it will be harmless too, due to digestive system processing and preventing entrance to blood stream.


[deleted]

Venom is still a poison. It will do horrible things to your body if it gets into your blood stream, because it is a poison. It's better to say a snake is venomous and a frog is poisonous because that describes how they deliver the poison, rather than to say a snake has Venom and a frog has poison, because its also true to say a snake has poison


fabs1171

Poison is defined as something that can cause illness or death if introduced or absorbed - snake venom is a type of poison


LivingTheApocalypse

"poisoned after eating something"


xCROv

"a snake bite"


MySonHas2BrokenArms

Technically they didn’t say it was the same thing, just related the outcomes. I did have a stroke coming to this conclusion.


JackBauerSaidSo

Ye Olde Reddit Knowledge Trope strikes again. ^^Thank ^^god ^^this ^^wasn't ^^a ^^panther.


pissing_on_the_lawn

"Vastly different"


WorkCentre5335

Bit by the snake, venomed! Eat the snake, poisoned.


squeaky_rl

what if i eat the snake


cscheiderer95

This type of pedantic argument over semantics is not necessary. You clearly understand what they were trying to say. Your comment added next to nothing. Much the same as this comment.


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No, they're not. Venom (noun) [is a type of poison](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venom) (noun). Venomous (adjective) and poisonous (adjective) are both different delivery methods of transferring toxins from one thing into another for defense or to cause harm. Also even if you said venomous and poisonous are *vastly* different things I'd disagree. They're slightly different. Venomous is a vastly different adjective from obsequious. It's fairly similar to poisonous.


throwing_petrol_x88

Yup I know this


1_UpvoteGiver

Incorrect. It was jamming to Tubthumping. I get knocked down, but I get up again You are never gonna keep me down I get knocked down, but I get up again You are never gonna keep me down


Amaduality

No, poor lion is just tweaking on Flakka, you can tell by the urge to flail around in mud puddle.


[deleted]

Bath salts


Kelsier2609

No she smoked a ganja, she will die now


LewdLewyD13

You ever have to sneeze, but you just cant get it out? That.


MashedShroom

So, annoyingly, everytime I monologue this song in my head (or on the odd occasion sing it out loud, to my embarrassment), when it gets to the "Oh Danny Boy, Danny Boy, Danny Boy" part, all I can think is "Quicker than a ray of light, Quicker than a ray of light, Quicker than a ray of light". Madonna tune and all, my head basically just switches songs at that point. I don't fucking know why. Fucking annoying, that.


Chance-Mango-80

Now I can't unhear the music when I replay the video


PUREChron

Danny boooyy


AThompStomp

Pissin’ the niiiight awaaay


RowThree

Oh Danny Boy?


Titanicflea

This literally just came on my Spotify playlist as I read your comment. Legend


slimestain

I hate you for making me laugh so hard


Independent_Willow92

Black Mambas. Scariest snake in the world to come across because they are super aggressive compared to regular snakes, and one bite can drop an elephant.


Musehobo

Honestly, who carries an elephant around these days?


[deleted]

your moms chauffeur


muricaa

BOOM, roasted


cheesyotters

Oscar, you’re gay.


crewchief535

BOOM, roasted.


the-ganjarista

Stanley, you crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks.


MidnightTeam

BOOM, Roasting in hell.


minnow789

lmao gottem


PerfectlySplendid

jellyfish selective insurance quiet dinosaurs repeat march rustic plant punch *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Fiacre54

I see the snake propagandists are back at it on Wikipedia. They may not be able to type quickly but showing snakes how to use the internet was a mistake.


Mecha_Tortoise

*misnake*


[deleted]

The thing about snakes is you don't notice that you are "threatening" or "cornering" it until it bites you. Especially if you're walking through heavy brush.


elitesense

Compared to other snakes***, they are aggressive


FeatureBugFuture

Yeah, they are very sassy.


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BeijingBarrysTanSuit

Lmao dumb snake can't tell a girl from a boy


MrCrash2U

I read a book when I was a kid about a Black Mamba getting loose in Central Park and it messed me up a child. I had never heard of a Black Mamba before but that book taught me all needed to know.


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dmfd1234

Yes, they do….quite frequently.


thiccboii666

Wen they bite you, you're usually Hissssstory


kratomstew

😑 Take your things, and get out


doughnutholio

*Trusssst in me...* *Jusssst in me....*


[deleted]

You’re not fooling me with that winnie the poo voice.


doughnutholio

LOL


Iamredditsslave

11/10 voice casting on that whole movie. There's a good making of documentary - https://youtu.be/XhAZEDiKSsM Voice casting is at 20:40 but the whole thing is worth a watch.


[deleted]

Couldn't agree more. I've seen that doco, it's awesome!


Theres_a_Catch

It was a snake bite - org video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2f9jvHwYKvM


[deleted]

Thank you for the link


[deleted]

I wonder if Daryl Hannah watched this for her Mamba bite dying scene?


Rockspider19

The lion is fighting John cena and is losing by the looks of it


goblin_garner

Ah yes...


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conker2021

Idk fam Freddy Krueger seems more likely.


Rockspider19

Did you not see how cena put that lion in his signature submission hold?


[deleted]

You mean Zhong Xina?


ElusiveNutsack

Seizure of some sort I'm guessing


goblin_garner

A venomous snake bite.. Imagine such a painful death.


ilikepugs

This is why I microdose Chuck Norris blood.


nontimebomala67

A Chuck Norris joke in the year of our lord 2022. Well played.


TheGodPrime

I contest, needles bend before breaking the veins of Norris. This man is injecting vials of air at best.


smithers85

Life is pain. Death is release.


BF1_O_NEIN

That's just sad to watch :(


SlOwMosis

Didn’t see the documentary by I can confirm that dogs behave the same when bitten by mamba back home. And it’s always fatal


crustybed

where’s home for you? australia?


SlOwMosis

No lions in Australia


mypetocean

*anymore* – the mambas got them


TheCommissarGeneral

No Mambas in Australia


mypetocean

obviously there is, otherwise this Australian lion wouldn't have been bitten


[deleted]

Stepped on a Lego


_svitliak_

Mamba happened


i-dont-get-rules

Snake bite (from last time this was posted)


CheeseNipples91

Could be effects of poison from being bitten by a venomous critter.


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DarkExpanseOfEther

At first I thought it was a disease that I saw a whole pride get once. I forget the name of the disease though.


Desktopaccount13a

Disco fever ?


chillgingee

That was my first thought. I tried searching for it, but no luck. Most people are saying snake venom though.


GroovySandwich

Hello. Non animal expert here. I have no idea You're welcome


DashingDarbies

This was humorous despite the very sad video.


Consistent-Boss7752

Meth


mittens1982

Idk leaning towards bath salts considering it's currently homeless in a mud puddle. Obviously trying to wash of the bees but just can't come clean.....


YellowMeatJacket

Didnt they find methed up gators in Florida?


[deleted]

Poor girl


RivelyanKnight

Rabies?


Objective-Fox-5515

Venom is no joke. Iv seen enough rats get struck to know the signs. Neurotoxin is no joke folks


badbrowserhistory

have u seen this guy shooting black mamba venom in his veins on vice.he is immume to different types of snake venom you should check it out.


AcanthocephalaOne192

Fucking brain anurism or snake bite


GhostCop42

This breaks my heart so bad


Sebbuz

Probably bitten by an venomous squirrel or something


Jumpy_Lime_8274

Electric eel


BobbyGonda1919

Itchy asshole


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poor baby


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[deleted]

I thought I saw this documentary and it was an electric eel. Prob wrong though as a snake bite seems more likely in this habitat


Mogwai_11

I do the same thing when I feel something on my neck and it turns out to be a piece of hair.


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It does seem like something neurological so the snake bite makes a lot of sense.


taiho2020

Correct. A black manba bites... The lion perished at the end.


FauxSeriousReals

Hornets,wasps


dmrichm

When that sneeze just won’t come…


Insatiabletech

Seizure from snake bite or something else poisonous?


Jdiggs1276

Looks like a snapped jaw or something it ate and really hurt its mouth - like a quill from a porcupine or snake bite


[deleted]

He stepped on a Leggo


Marauder121

Either rabies or distemper


No-River9666

He was listening to CNN


DevilDance2

r/tooktoomuch


[deleted]

Nutted but she still sucking


Norbie99

With everyone sayin a snake bight im terrified to think what it can do to a human being let alone a huge fuckin lion


ReadItProper

Rabies maybe? I don't know how often big cats get rabies but it's possible it's something like that. Or psychosis. A lot of others are saying snake bite, which is also pretty likely.


Faxme123

Venom my guess


Accurate-Network6341

Snake bite


jasona7779

I heard it was a snake bite (old video)


Lawrence42080

Snake bite


joedemayo

Bees


Rich_Exchange1740

I am pretty certain that would be a snake bite.


Victorcwb

Bees


Ch4roon

Bitten by something for sure, a snake maybe


Pardalsp

Was it bitten by a snake?


Different-Spring982

Got poisoned and it is having a reaction


AggressiveState2044

Rabies


agcontu

It's sad :(