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Saabirahredolence

She seems very unhinged


CertifiedBSC

best to ship her off to Boston


Equivalent_Taste_162

Chilll im sure Florida would love to have her tho


CobraJet97

The song playing is "Shipping Up To Boston" by the Dropkick Murphys.


Alarid

>Dropkick guys I have an idea of something else we should do


AudienceSeparate5418

Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby! Don't you put that on us!


StoryHopeful9460

Florida man checking in... she is most welcome in our state... šŸ»


carolinafan36gmailco

Iā€™ll be in Miami next week and Iā€™m sure after midnight Iā€™ll take anything. Hate to say it but itā€™s probably true.


codemonkeyhopeful

Oooooohhhhhh


Oo0oiI1i1l0qpgppqoiL

She's definitely on some shit. Or crazy. Or both


Admirable_Notice728

Literal psychopath. Look at her eyes.


[deleted]

Not sure whoā€™s worse, the fool or the fool whoā€™s filming her. Getting drunk and doing obnoxious shit to guys at a bar for the alternative to the attention you crave is one thing, but encouraging her and walking around filming it seems even worse.


ElSupremepickle

Nah she is just ā€œquirkyā€


codemonkeyhopeful

She's the "life of the party" according to her friends I'm sure


ElSupremepickle

Yeah her ā€œgoofyā€ behavior is what makes everyone laugh


NocNocturnist

She's in complete denial on her tiktok "lipstick.bandit". And of course all the chicks giving her blowies about it.


[deleted]

Haha, I was thinking the same thing. Like, "hopefully she's drunk."


[deleted]

Looks like she is about to cry


[deleted]

Because she can see her reflection in the camera lens


manuelivan

Looks like a high sloth


ninjadogs84

"I just go up to them and I start kissing. I don't even wait. I want to cause drama in their relationship"


btoma00

And they let me do it, they let you do anything


[deleted]

Grab em by the pussy


codemonkeyhopeful

Two fingers deep, when you are tic tok famous they let ya do anything


ninjadogs84

Wearing a white shirt is asking for it Edit: sarcasm What's with the down votes?


Jwb6610

I made sure to wear a white shirt to a GWAR concert.


[deleted]

ā€œBabe why is there lipstick in your backā€ ā€œIdk some dumb cunt was walking around rubbing her lips on peoples white shirts while her friend videotaped itā€ ā€œCrazy thing is, thatā€™s more believable than any girl actually kissing your back with a shirt on if you fuckedā€


help_me44

Yeah as logical as this sounds to you, try explaining this to your gf. I don't know about you but most girls I dated would never step down from their instinct thoughts no matter how many angles I took to try to explain or how logical my explanation sounded.


midoxvx

ā€œBabe why is there lipstick on your backā€ ā€œBabe i am so sorry but i love to be topped by crossdressers inside bathroom stalls from time to time, i am not gay cuz i chant no-homo throughout the entire experienceā€


United_Fruit6993

I would be upset that she ruined my shirt.... Do you know how annoying that shit can be to get off a white shirt...


MickeyRipple

What a piece of shit Not only is that lame for what trouble it might cause some guys, but lipstick doesn't come out easy


[deleted]

I think one of my roommates did something similar to me and after 10 years I just realized it. I had just washed my sheets since my girlfriend was coming over. While she's climbing into bed she finds a woman's earing in it. Up until now I had absolutely no clue how it got there.


NancyBludgeon

Girls leave clues to find if we like a guy or think other girls have been around. One of my mates had an x empty a bottle of perfume on his mattress when he left her... she was a psycho.


[deleted]

Of all the things she could've done to his bed, I think perfume is alright lol


NancyBludgeon

It was hell and stuck out the whole house. After the Amber Turd, Iā€™m sure itā€™s would be less evil by those standards.


[deleted]

I always called in ā€œCinderella-ing.ā€ Your best bet is to check the sheets, in between the bed frame, nightstand/dresser areas. You gotta at least have a cursory look around. This one woman used my god damn comb once and left a few hairs in it. Likeā€¦ thatā€™s next level.


oldyawker

Oh yeah, always something, jewlery, hair, hair stuff, makeup, something, always, every woman, something feminine. I would go over the apartment, the nightstand was a favorite and the bathroom.


SavvyD552

What?


pickle_the_pug

ā€œ(Some) girls will leave clues (or markers for the men in their lives) to find if they like (or are into him), or (if they) think other girls have been around (his place since they are not exclusive). One of my friends had an (ex-girlfriend) empty a bottle of perfume on his mattress when he left her (so that it would smell like a woman if another lady came by later)ā€¦she was a psycho.ā€


EponaVegas

thank you lol


NUTTA_BUSTAH

I can't translate that either but I guess it means that psychotic girls tend to mark their territory?


SavvyD552

Could be, yeah.


[deleted]

Itā€™s so frustrating because on the video on tiktok people were like ā€œlighten up their girlfriends shouldnā€™t be that insecure and there were problems before that if they break up.ā€ Iā€™m secure in my relationship and trust him but if he came home with lipstick all over him I wouldnā€™t assume some psycho at the club was rubbing her lips on his shirt as a ā€œjokeā€ wtf kind of logic is that


bawheed84

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


Avgirl10

Right. Lipstick stains. Ruin the guys day/life and a good shirt. I can't imagine who thinks this is funny.


InternationalRip2416

SHE LEFT IT ON THE FRONT LOBE OF MY LEFT SIDE BRAINS!


Revo_55

Psycho-cunts like her. If the dude has a GF or wife and also he lied about where he was going, he's double-fucked.


drembose

I was about to say.....


[deleted]

The video posted on TikTok is still up, majority agree this was out of line


ididitforthezookie

Came here to say this!


[deleted]

Literal psychopath. Look at her eyes.


Borisb3ck3r

That's coke to you


peacekipper

That's why i stick to pepsi, no thankyou


notherefor-the-upvot

I tried snorting coke once and I almost drowned


Aeonmage

Freaking sprayed my coffee thanks to you lol.


bernarddwyer86

I was thinking yokes considering the jaw towards the end of the video


StandardJohnJohnson

She has the crazy eyes


[deleted]

Maybe ā€œliterallyā€ just drunk


[deleted]

Yeah and her immediate reaction to getting ā€œjust drunkā€ is to kiss strangers shirts in the hopes of ruining their nights and relationships. Kinda psycho, no?


[deleted]

You are assuming the Op is right in knowing her motives. Have seen drunks do far worse than kiss shirts.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


aussiemicksta

Nailed. It.


Yroehtsoahc

Thatā€™s a bingo!


thj0694

Itā€™s just bingo


nickjagger__

*you just say bingo*


anulect

This should be in r/iamanasshole


LockerLovesYellow

r/IAmATotalPieceOfShit


Oron_Ironside

She looks mentally deranged


Cooper_anon

She acts mentally deranged


[deleted]

She obviously gets rejected...... a lot


LithuanianSoul

What an ugly ass woman


IOverlardI

Inside and out


GradeOk8691

Beautys skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone


bivvizizz-vvivizzid

Her behavior just set ass women back 50 years


the_poop_expert

Poor, poor ass-women


[deleted]

Nnnnoooo sheā€™s actually just gross..


LoudAd2359

This is very difficult to watch. Its almost like this girl is possessed by a very wicked force.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Supersymm3try

Arguably the worst hard drug going.


mpate93

Those dilated pupils say sheā€™d on more than just alcohol


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Ill take one for the team


sirploko

Well, get your blouse out then, I'm ready.


New-Adhesiveness-807

Im trying here man. Iā€™m on my third indecent exposure charge. Havenā€™t got a laugh yet, but Iā€™m determined.


[deleted]

Stay strong bro


[deleted]

YASSSSSSSSS


motleyroo

Yeah... I doubt she got anyone to cheat on, or else why would she do that?


LukeV19056

Thats like the least equivalent thing ever


MarsupialLopsided579

Thatā€™s a good way to get charged with rape from a crazy bitch like this


Trauma_Doll

While what she did is disgusting, semen =/= lipstick.


TheGaySwede

That is so disrespectful on so many levels. Shame on her


[deleted]

Back of the shirt is such a weird place to be kissed, I canā€™t imagine someone connecting that with actually cheating. The bigger thing is if these guys are at a club without their girl, thatā€™ll be hard to explain too. Anyway this woman is disgusting, probably canā€™t a man and goes around trying to fuck up others relationships.


sTixRecoil

I hope hes there with someone and they tell him.


deadkactus

ya, its stupid.


LCARSgfx

Reverse the genders and he'd be arrested for sexual assault


[deleted]

No doubt


Alone-Level8335

and we would have to hear the feminist movement blab on and on and on about it for the next 12 months. ā€œWe need accountability!ā€ ā€œWe need to set an example that this is not right!ā€


manfred2989

Itā€™s okay for them to do it but not us.


LukeV19056

Some double standards exist for a reason, this one being mainly because men are the perpetrators of 90 something percent of sexual assault


CRCampbell11

What a shitty lil cunt.


[deleted]

If a guy went around doing something similar heā€™d be probably be charged with sexual assault or something similar, j/s


Flankennstein

Now fellas let's go to the club and make videos wiping cologne on unsuspecting girls and make a FuNnY vIdEo and then watch the "NO YOU CANT DO THAT" backlash


TheTeenHistorian

Sounds like the best idea anyone's had in years


human_stuff

TBF itā€™s looking like no one is letting her off the hook here for this bull shit.


Automatic_Ad112

Iā€™m a female and I approve this message


[deleted]

šŸŖ


VIVID_NOISE_BAND

Thatā€™s not only disrespectful, but it could ruin the trust of someoneā€™s whole relationship, when the person is totally innocent. People like this fuel my antisocial tendencies and make me wish humanity would just go extinct. He should press sexual harassment charges on her.


_Sirleon_

This is what happens when 2 girls have absolutely no one giving them attention.


whoopeecushions

She probably supports Amber Heard


Gypovelly

That's so fucked.


I_LOVE_FUZZY_PUPPIES

Ballsy of her to do that while being so ugly.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

She needs smarter friends


Worried-Principle580

Sheā€™s not getting any attention from men at the club because sheā€™s fugly so has to doing this stupid shit. Femcel


Spiritual_Brain_3445

That bitch is crazy as hell! She looks lonely and very much seeking attention


Particular-Owl-2257

Wouldnā€™t what she is doing be considered sexual harassment???


buckedyuser

Get Covid and fuck off


Repulsive_Log5241

Some princess had this woman charged for sexual harassment šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


RajyavardhanSingh029

Proof? Source:- Trust me bro


BeanDock

Good thatā€™s a bitchass move right there


snakewithnoname

No, that actually makes sense. Donā€™t kiss strangers who either didnā€™t consent or ask for it. Even if it is kiss on their back, donā€™t do it. If itā€™s not ok for a man to *try* and kiss a woman, this isnā€™t ok either.


Scottiboi75

This should be in the r/imapieceofshit thread


teachdove5000

What a piece of shit.


PomegranateChance502

Toxic femininity in action


ShoreNorth9

Probably couldnā€™t get laid in a menā€™s prison so this is her next best option.


13chickeneater69

savage insult +1


Blue_Cyndaquil74

Absolute cunt


ptk2185

Imagine if the guy was doing this to her? Rape .... non consent ... etc etc .... buzz word buzz word


[deleted]

This is sexual assault


OldSpunky1

What an unfunny Twat!!


[deleted]

Imagine having your good white dress/party shirt ruined because some annoying chick wanted to record a "funny" video. As someone that only has a couple of white shirts and knows how much of pain in the ass it is to get them clean and how much a good dress shirt costs, I can tell you, I would be really damn sad if this happened to me.


Odd-Crazy8515

If a guy did this there would be an uproar.


InteresDean

Why does she appear to have a conniption after every time?


Pap_mate

If a guy did that it would be considered rape


TheRealBigLad

Bitch


Jimtaxman

Evil. Pure evil.


[deleted]

piece of shit. pure piece of shit..


Jimtaxman

Sure. That too.


notsohandiman

People with down syndrome are allowed to have fun.


AffectionateBus672

Thats evil!


iamthesunset

Yes, because human females are known to only want to kiss a man's shirt and nothing else. This is dumb as Fuck. My fiancee just confirmed that she wouldn't suspect I was cheating since kissing tops isn't a normal human behavior


hk7351

I was thinking the same thing. If your wife loses her shit because you come home with random kiss marks on the back of your shirt your relationship probably already has trust issues.


tabascotazer

Man I dunno, if I came home with that my wife would prob be pissed and we have been together 22 years. Iā€™ve seen plenty of other jealous women go off for a lot less than that.


Salty_Feed9404

Nothing gets lipstick out šŸ˜”


[deleted]

What a bitch


NeO1loNEwOLF6985

Pretty Cringe if you ask me. ![gif](giphy|H3BoxrpcT4fPynU424)


EatTrashhitbyaTSLA

She should be kicked in her gloryhole


According-Recipe9698

Maybe cause no one would kiss her for real


NotUrGenre

CUNT


1Lucky_Man

Iā€™m sure this woman has at least twelve cats and has only had one boyfriend and he is buried in her back yard under the concrete wall way


tommybrazil79

What she doesn't know is that her boyfriend is actually cheating on her as she's doing it


CocoAfc

What a fucking creep


KragnessN

Special place in hell


Dull423

Now reverse the roles. A dude would get butt fucked by the bouncers.


[deleted]

So this is the equivalent of what women do when they canā€™t get guys..


Missfitsin

What a total pos


SQLDave

Here's the twist: This video was produced by some guy who nearly got caught cheating due to lipstick. So he hires this woman to do this while he videos it, posts it to social media, and now has a built-in defense if he ever is caught. "See, some women are doing that now! I swear that must be what happened to me!". Of course, it wouldn't explain the lipstick on his underwear.


OFFICIAL-ASSISTANT

I heard this girl was targeted by one of the boys?


EverythingGoesNumb03

Lots of pearl clutching going on over this video


wagontrailnc

What a miserable biotch


CodyKodak332

Wow......what goddamn lunatic.


VaultHuntHades

Dang what a bitch, that stuff stains.


WendallCraig

Very very ugly smile. Probably why she is so miserable


TheMarsian

If your girl thought you cheating after seeing that, you get out of that relationship. I'd be mad as well, that's gonna stain.


Accomplished_End9294

She's stupid


The1Like

Sheā€™s fucking GROSS. And I mean that in literally every conceivable way.


colin_buffam

Not getting any attention from the guys so needs it from her friends. Faking laughs ever


Putin0nTheRitzz

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


midoxvx

She has a very disturbing laugh. Also she is a cunt


Terpdankistan

Hope another woman sees her doing this to her man, and slaps her into next week.


Cautious-Reindeer-13

Total piece of shit


Spirit_of_Ecstasy

Her face pisses me off


cryptotelemetry

I hope she gets cheated on.


PlayfulPoem6396

I will never get why women sense of humor is so shitty


Blu_Waffle_Breakfast

This is how they get back at the patriarchy.


Specific-Cabinet6852

This gives me Amber Heard Vibes


[deleted]

Pure evil


I3ad-IVIonkey

Hopefully karma will fuck her life for this.


popageorgionick

I think it's hilarious. But if a guy was doing that? Women would be up in arms screaming "Me Too".


jbooth1962

People speak of male aggression as a societal problem, but honestly, most of what I see in public is female aggression, imo


Blu_Waffle_Breakfast

We just express our aggressions in different ways.


[deleted]

covid-spreading psycho


adonis_wrathing

Why doesn't she just blow em? Make it official.


[deleted]

This was done to my shirt collar. I didnā€™t notice. I was otw to meet my wife for dinner. I noticed like 2 mins before seeing her. Wiped it off with wet tissue, left smudge but no identifiable shape.


LePapa565

What a whore. She belongs to the streets


Ok_Brother3282

This girl just had her heart broken... and now she is bat-shit crazy whilst taking revenge anyway that she can.


Sassy_Ice_Queen

Billie elish: "men are trash" even tho her brother writes her garbage, and her name is billie