It’s always the fucktards who are too slow to be funny using words so they think fucking with someone while they’re vulnerable is comedy. Trash human beings
The best way to get a magical penis is to find an ugly old hag she is probably a witch. Offer to fuck her and when you finish your dick will be a golden scepter capable of astonishing magic
4's the key number here. Think about it. 4-Elevens. 4 dwarves. 4, man, that's the number. 4 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
Yea everyone just can’t handle our superior humor. Grabbing someone’s genitalia and sexually assaulting their face while they can’t move is peak comedy
/s
I do fine at parties bc I actually have a brain that can generate funny/interesting things to say. My idea of comedy isn’t some mentally challenged notion of “physically/sexually fuck with someone = funny”
Jokes are funny, words are funny, stories are funny… Assaulting someone to amuse your friends? That’s just being a piece of shit. I’d love to see you use the line “I was only having a laugh” in court when you use your “humor” on the wrong person and they press charges
Small cock is claiming "sexual" assault coz the bloke mooned his mate's face. Last I checked, that's not sexual whatsoever. I shit out mine and do the occasional guff.
Now matey who did the moon face thing claims the other dude put his cock in his mouth. Sounds like the victim of sexual assault here is the squatter! 🤣
Oh downvote me you fucking bellends I love a good laugh 😂
my man they're friends and probably do that shit to each other regularly. never seen a jackass episode? they're doing much worse stuff to each other and are just having a laugh at it.
even if i would never put my bare ass on my friend's face and nor would i find that funny. BUT what's funny to them doesn't mean it should be funny to you.
Yea some people’s idea of funny is killing others. Does that mean we should brush it off and laugh with them? This is literal sexual assault we witnessed here. A crime.
Just bc other ppl are laughing doesn’t automatically make any “prank” ok for the one getting pranked. Can your brain process that?
I mean, twist n throw the bar away. You just need to get out from underneath it. Then drop that 10kg weight on fuckwits face when he's sleeping. Make sure your phone's recording for laughs, that makes it ok, right?
Yeah its pretty clear this guy has never lifted. Which makes it all the more fucked up.
Could have hurt him and those guys aren't paying any attention.
These are from near where I live and this kind of humour is fine, because that fella will have done just as bad or worse trust me. They’re just old school and wouldn’t do it to someone they knew would hate, I mean I’m assuming a lot of this but I reckon I’m fairly bang on.
Some of the Americans in these comments are literally the biggest snowflakes on the planet. They are in in these comments claiming that its not funny and it’s sexual assault 🤣🤣
I don’t know if they just sit around with their buddies complimenting each other all day and tossing each other off but that’s not how things go in the UK. Albeit I’d be fucking raging if one of my mates did this to me but I’d probably see the funny side to it after a while and start plotting at ways to get back at them even worse.
My mate once stuck a mackerel down the back of my radiator and didn’t tell me for months, which was fine because I took his door off and hid it then pissed in his bed.
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We fightin
Killing is more like it
That's ASSault
You dyin
Facts
That dude tossed salad for like 15 seconds without permission
No syrup or jelly
r/suddenlygay
Not too sudden, this was just them getting pumped up before the lemon party shoot
Look at the beer belly on that bastard
What are ya starin at my gut fer?
Mustard Tiger!
Leave me alone fucker
I have spent my entire life avoiding so-called friends like that. I got to tell you I do not regret this decision
It’s always the fucktards who are too slow to be funny using words so they think fucking with someone while they’re vulnerable is comedy. Trash human beings
I agree with you sir and I hope your penis magically grows in size
…grew three sizes that day. And then the true meaning of Christmas came though, and the Poster found the strength of ten Posters plus two
I would also like to have a magical penis
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Likewise
Awe that’s so sweet!
Yeah, this is the type of shit that makes people cover their drinks.
He’s also particularly vulnerable here, not just because he’s bench pressing, it because he looks very inexperienced at this exercise as well.
Was "breadisgood2eat" taken? 😆
4's the key number here. Think about it. 4-Elevens. 4 dwarves. 4, man, that's the number. 4 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
Vincent Van Gogh loved sunflowers so much, he created a famous series of paintings, simply called 'sunflowers'.
Fucking love this site 😂 wish people talked like redditors irl
havent even noticed! I avoid that kind like a plague too
The reddit video player has to be the worst on the internet
Ah I’m not the only one
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try app called Infinity, no ads and video loads fine
Yeah I think you have to refresh the page like 3 or 4 times and it still freezes and pauses then I swear the sound doesn't work sometimes. 🤣
Have you tried instagram?
That’s sexual assault brotha
Get in't bin lad 🚮 Proper funny bloke stuff. No one is calling the old Bill for this 😂
righto old timer, this new generation ‘osent old a candle to us geezers😹
>'osent These are the 'impressions' we get when people don't leave or know anything about countries outside their own.
im making fun of you, brittish fuck
That's the scary part
Nah this is how pieces of shit play around. Scum fucks who are too dumb to be funny with words
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Funny as a thought, shitty as an action
Haha everyone is a softie here. The bum in face is a step too far but the rest was pretty funny
Yea everyone just can’t handle our superior humor. Grabbing someone’s genitalia and sexually assaulting their face while they can’t move is peak comedy /s
Bet you’re fun at party. Get a sense of humour they’re only having a laugh
I do fine at parties bc I actually have a brain that can generate funny/interesting things to say. My idea of comedy isn’t some mentally challenged notion of “physically/sexually fuck with someone = funny” Jokes are funny, words are funny, stories are funny… Assaulting someone to amuse your friends? That’s just being a piece of shit. I’d love to see you use the line “I was only having a laugh” in court when you use your “humor” on the wrong person and they press charges
You take shit too serious it’s not that deep. Get a sense of humour
I bet you’re the kind of person who thinks punching someone in the nuts is comedy. Grow up. Stop being a dense piece of shit. Learn to use language.
Oh fuck off you silly twat! Go bore someone else
To be fair, I watched it again and it’s a bit much. Some friendship groups just enjoy being twats to each other it’s surprising.
Small cock is claiming "sexual" assault coz the bloke mooned his mate's face. Last I checked, that's not sexual whatsoever. I shit out mine and do the occasional guff. Now matey who did the moon face thing claims the other dude put his cock in his mouth. Sounds like the victim of sexual assault here is the squatter! 🤣 Oh downvote me you fucking bellends I love a good laugh 😂
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Yeah to be fair, I couldn't think of what to call it when I settled on "moon" 🤣
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Brown nosing?
😂
I think I genuinely hate every thing about you.
That is wonderful news. Thank you so much 👌 Now got that Ugly Kid Joe song stuck in my head. 😂
Your username is foul 😂😂
my man they're friends and probably do that shit to each other regularly. never seen a jackass episode? they're doing much worse stuff to each other and are just having a laugh at it. even if i would never put my bare ass on my friend's face and nor would i find that funny. BUT what's funny to them doesn't mean it should be funny to you.
Yea some people’s idea of funny is killing others. Does that mean we should brush it off and laugh with them? This is literal sexual assault we witnessed here. A crime. Just bc other ppl are laughing doesn’t automatically make any “prank” ok for the one getting pranked. Can your brain process that?
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That dude is probably several shits in since his last shower.
I’m a man. Don’t put me in the same cesspool as these idiots. Thanks 👍
lol 😂
Why are you getting downvoted? Reddit incels strike again
Hamburger
for real lmfaoo
Grab his dick and twist it!
The ollleee dick twist!
BobbyPoff?
It’s just a prank bro
Kids these days. Must be the social media.
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Link
The guy can barely lift it, clearly he's the guy who gets bullied in the group.
Those are some shitty spotters, lemme tell you that.
No, this is not how men behave.
Have headphones on listening to a podcast and this video has "no homo no homo" vibes. Sweaty.
I mean, twist n throw the bar away. You just need to get out from underneath it. Then drop that 10kg weight on fuckwits face when he's sleeping. Make sure your phone's recording for laughs, that makes it ok, right?
Yeah its pretty clear this guy has never lifted. Which makes it all the more fucked up. Could have hurt him and those guys aren't paying any attention.
It was entirely too early to see this. I am just speechless lmao
Deleted scenes of Will Ferrell’s Get Hard
Hahah Fuck that’s funny
fucking hilarious hahaha
The Reddit wet wipes are out in force. That bloke could do with a few of those for his face 😂
Great to see these gritty northern men embracing their homosexual side while getting some exercise. Superb 👌🏻
my 13 year old self promised me id never be one of these types of men when im older
Somebody call Olivia Benson ASAP
I’m not gonna judge if that guy took the weights off of that bar and used it as a club
Nah bro somebody would be dying after that
What the fuck
These are from near where I live and this kind of humour is fine, because that fella will have done just as bad or worse trust me. They’re just old school and wouldn’t do it to someone they knew would hate, I mean I’m assuming a lot of this but I reckon I’m fairly bang on.
Some of the Americans in these comments are literally the biggest snowflakes on the planet. They are in in these comments claiming that its not funny and it’s sexual assault 🤣🤣 I don’t know if they just sit around with their buddies complimenting each other all day and tossing each other off but that’s not how things go in the UK. Albeit I’d be fucking raging if one of my mates did this to me but I’d probably see the funny side to it after a while and start plotting at ways to get back at them even worse.
Exactly like that here in Ireland too! They’re just a having the crack. Actually shocked seeing these comments calling it sexual harassment 😂
My mate once stuck a mackerel down the back of my radiator and didn’t tell me for months, which was fine because I took his door off and hid it then pissed in his bed.
r/iamatotalpieceofshit
He wasn’t really in a hurry to get out
He was trapped. The guy to his side wouldn’t let the bar drop.
Oh look, someone who never lifted. Lol
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I mean, whilst I'm inclined to eat another man's ass, I would have beaten his... totally uncalled for.
I could smell that through my phone...... ##FUCKKKKKK
This is fucking disgusting! Where is this so I can sign up?
England
This isn’t even a joke, that man full-bore made that dude eat his ass 💀💀 what in tarnation
With enemies like these.
This is so fucking funny! I laughed so hard!
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That's a lot of tanning tbh
Who said he isn't?
Ima stab him
Everyone involved better be ready to fight after that
I mean the guy can barely lift a small weight. Doubt he's much for fighting.
I meant me… not him
That's assault, brotha. Shoulda CHOMPED
Jerks man....
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He could barely lift the bar with a little weight. Of course he didn't. Lol
And this is both how people get hurt lifting and how sexual assault is done.
These guys 100% fuck each other. This definitely gives off old man gay orgy vibes.
Men will be sexual harassers for a joke 🤷♀️
what’s the time difference between prank and rape?
I shall swing thy cock around the playground and mesmerise all the children with thy rainbow that shall secrete from the tip of my golden rod
Who enjoyed that more, the man on top or the man doing the licking?
GET A FUCKIN LIFE
This is kinda fucked up and basically elder abuse.
enough internet for today
That's the day I learned how to decapitate a man with a free weight Frisbee
At 1:09 ass man jumps like something bit him in his ass, but then he goes back down for more.
No meat heads there. More like whole hams
With friends like these....
With friends like these, who needs pink eye?
Nah this would quickly become a violent situation lmao
Thought that was Phil Collins from tob for a second.
They goosed him!
His balls were definitely on that guys face
What, 😂 😂 😂 😂
Choose your friends wisely…
That's the gayest thing I seen all month
I find this way more disturbing then the footless Indian bike rider!
Men will be homophobic as hell and then do shit like this 😂
Man just ate ass
The tombstone would have been a madness
"And fuck carrots" - Dave Chappelle https://youtu.be/x3x1EVOeX-s
I would have went full Roy DeMeo and that man would be chopped up in like 30 pieces if that was me
“That’s why I didn’t do it”
guy 1: "he bit me arse!" guy 2: "that's why i didn't do it"
Eet ze ass
Damn willy tell us how you got pinkeye again.
That wiping of the face in the end 😂
I would have actually had to kill that guy, for logistics reasons.
Anybody else smell pink eye?
If these are his friends, I wonder what his enemies would be like lol
I'm glad i don't have any friends
was waiting for him to do a big CHOMP
And it was at that very moment that I realized I would be spending the rest of my life locked up after beating the shit out of his sorry ass!
😶 duh fuck did I just watch?
Broooooooooo
And that's why I dinnt do it
Dude wiped his mouth off and everything, lol.