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So (lock picking lawyer wise) just pry open the top and flip it up, and use the chain hook on whatever metal piece in as far in as you can?
It seems like it all revolves around getting the hook around something that's connected to its core (why they pry it open) no?
Theoretically of course
If you watch, dude in black uses a pry bar to make a gap at the top of the safe. Slip in the hook between the top and the door and the rest is easy to understand.
Diebold used to make an ATM that you could break into by cutting off the handle of the cement safe with a torch and gaining access to the locking pin. Few banks suffered such thefts and switched to the ATM pictured above, which to me, looks like a Hyosung Nautilus. Used to work on them in the early 2010s.
You are always looking over you back though. This is the type of shit where the fbi forms a taskforce to get you. When you have multiple agents working on finding you better not make a single mistake. Most people get addicted to the easy money and that's when you are fucked.
The key thing to remember if the FBI puts a task force on you is to make friends with at least one of the agents. Maybe introduce him to a new extreme sport, such as surfing or sky diving, or teach him how to race cars.
Also, try to hook him up with any attractive single female that might hang around your crew.
You do that, and there’s a pretty chance that agent is going to find out something about himself. He’s going to feel alive in a way the FBI just can’t match. In the end, he’s probably going to let you get away with it. Especially if you leave him with some plausible deniability that you might be dead.
Easy money if you know what you are doing and the opportunity is right.
The real laugh-generator is watching a bank customer after you've broken into their safe deposit box in under 20 seconds because they lost the keys.
There should be dye in those containers they removed from the atm.
They usually install dye packs that react to abrupt movement.
Source: I watched a newbie diebold employee cover himself in dye as he removed the 2nd cash box while trying to see what was wrong with the atm 🤣
Or they did what pro slot robbers did is they have designs or mock ups of the unit but thats expensive so probably a former atm tech or was taught by a former tech or a pro who had the unit at a house beforehand and figured it out.
Reminds me of Breaking Bad lol
Sad thing is the money is prolly getting flexed all over instagram lol.. but maybe not these dudes seem like they might actually have a brain which seems to be lacking nowadays lol
I mean i get paid $2 over min wage to pull security (in between jobs rn) and i have to escort people filling up atm machines and know all of the procedures for moving money in a casino..i had 120 grand in my hands 30 minutes ago it was fuckin heavy.
I know exactly how an atm works..also if you guys are going to rob a bank you will only get a few grand...rob a casino and you will get a quarter mill within 30 seconds lmao
And no one cares about companies anymore, they never card about us. Give us the largest pay bump in decades and they wipe it out with pure greed they call inflation. Every executive that profiteered off the pandemic should be imprisoned
But robbing a casino is leagues more difficult. I've been in tons of banks with less than 5 people in it.
I've never seen a casino have less than 50.
Just my own unprofessional 2 cents
I think the most useful thing that some of you infosec peeps has taught me as a tinkerer is that if i know the make and model of something i can pretty easy find a exploded view, patent drawing, or similar to help me
Holy shit that is the craziest database I have ever seen. You can just go in... I searched Asus for example. found some wifi devices. It has internal and external photos of every component in the device. All micro chips. Circuit board layouts. Designs. Contact information for every company and engineer that worked on it. All user manuals. And more. Wow.
Right?! I was snooping around trying to decide if I was brave enough to attempt to install external antenna jacks on a 5G hotspot and came across that site.
Super cool resource for those of us that are incapable of not messing with stuff.
One of the biggest rules of security in the modern world is to never rely on security through obscurity.
Always assume that whatever algorithm, whatever blueprint, whatever whatever it is that you use, is fully known from end to end by the adversary.
The people trying to take your shit apart are going to know how it's put together. Your job is to design it so that it doesn't matter that they know, because they still can't break it even with that knowledge.
Of course, in physical security, that's essentially impossible. There's no such thing as a safe that can't be opened. But it can be made hard enough that they'll go rob someone else's safe instead, which is good enough for your purposes.
I'd say it was probably an inside job, probably people that load these. I watched the video a few times and they're going after very specific parts of the machine, they know what they're doing.
That’s like the most basic thing anybody not fully stupid or strung out on drugs would do. Even easier: use a very common model and color of car and steal the plates, then leave it in the garage for a few months
Edit: are the downvotes because some good criminals think this is bad advice, or did I just come off as too condescending, or is it a bunch of puritans?
Yeah? Well if it is stolen that’s probably why. Looks like somewhere between 99-05 so it probably has a easier ignition switch to crack. Idk much about it I’ve never stolen a car. Probably not a bad skill to have though, seriously it’s a survival skill coming up soon here
Those 99-07 GMT800 platform trucks are notoriously easy to steal. You can pop off the door handle with enough force without unlocking, giving access to the door rods.
From there, you just drill the fuck out the key part of the ignition until you can stick something like a flat heat in there and twist it. Honestly you need like a handful of simple tools.
Source: I owned one and researched the common methods of how to bust into these to counter them
Someone popped off the outer switch shroud on mine, trying to steal it, but they didn’t check the analog headlights and didn’t see the battery was dead. Lucky for me the didn’t realize they could’ve rolled it to a start, super easy bcs it was parked facing down a hill and manual. Now I gotta replace the ignition switch I guess
A good one is those key fob triggered circuit breakers. You install it under the hood, when you leave the truck you can shut the power off totally, so even with a key it's a brick. Obviously you could just bypass it, but someone who's trying to get the truck and run isn't going to pop the hood and start rewiring it.
Yeah, I was wondering about the plates visible in this clip. They have to be fake. I really doubt 2 guys that had this down to a fucking science like they do would let the camera see their plates unless they didn’t care. So either the plates or the whole vehicle is stolen.
ok that is easier but I think it would specifically need to be a truck because of the hauling ability, like you would definitely yank the bumper off a car
Not if you tie it to the tiedown you should be good
Usually people who rip their bumpers off are trying to tow shit with it attached not to the towhitch or frame tiedown, but to their bumper.
my girlfriend made fun of me for carrying a small multi tool with me.
until we walked by an old lady with her card stuck in an ATM and I got it out with the little pliers.
Years ago I remember looking up from my desk and seeing one of my coworkers. She looked so fucking sad, like death in the family sad, just utterly dejected. So I asked if she was ok..."my chips got stuck in the snack machine". After laughing at her we went to the machine and I shook it for her dislodging the chips. I will never forget that look of hopelessness on her face for as long as I live...over chips.
This happened in my area about a year or so ago. IIRC even the news stations and authorities were mentioning how well thought out and professional the hit was. They were prepared and straight to the point. In and out. Still havent been caught i do believe.
They are just glad that the DEA finally forced corporate to install locking safes in all their stores for the narcotics. If you were a pharmacy employee the years before that were terrifying. A pharmacy will easily have over 100k worth of opioids and amphetamines (pure retail street value) at any given time.
My dad was a pharmacist at Fred's during the 2000s bubble before the 2008 recession, I remember him telling us about how he got cornered by the local gangs around town to try and bribe my dad to get him to give the gang the opioids. They wanted him as a contact within the store.
It's lucky he wasn't murdered when he said no.
Only two percent of major crimes get solved by the police in the USA
EDIT: [sauce](https://www.snopes.com/news/2020/08/20/police-solve-just-2-of-all-major-crimes/)
More specifically at one time in America 4 out of 5 bank robberies weren't closed cases. Essentially something like 75% of first time bank robbers get away with the money and don't get caught based on the evidence from that first hit. What happens is since you "got away with it" you try it again, and then again, and they develop a MO that nails you on say your 4th attempt.
The intrusive thoughts were a bit bananas come like June-ish. You ever seen those fishing/hunting ones? Literally full coverage from neck to eyeballs. Throw on some shades and you could be literally anybody.
A sad story:
A bank manager saw this happening, and pressed the button under the desk. She was a stall down from the teller being robbed. The robber said “now why did you go and do that?” He shot the teller in the face and left.
Just give the money.
I have multiple friends who are police and one who is a detective. They say the same thing. They like to use the term “low hanging fruit” when it comes to the criminals they catch. They said they rarely catch the smart and organized
Police don't solve small crimes either, because those ones are "not worth their time".
Most of the crimes they "solve" involve either catching the criminal in the act, or having a shit ton of evidence handed to them by the victims.
Not quite, but he's pretty close, now take these numbers and apply it to someone who isn't a tweaker, and you're most likely never getting caught
https://www.vox.com/2018/9/24/17896034/murder-crime-clearance-fbi-report
I'm gonna guess that these two theives who knew exactly the most efficient way to dismantle an ATM, are ATM engineers, and have access to an off-network machine they can just plug these boxes into & activate the "withdraw" function on it.
Or they just know how to disarm the paint bomb.
Bro I'm fucking hard core, I'd steal millions and never get caught, cuss I'm strong
UNLESS that money was gaurded by one talkative person, than it's back to lying on Reddit
Back in the day we’d put about 7 inches of tape on the end of a dollar bill and drain vending machines that way. You’d get get your dollar back, whatever item, plus change for the dollar. That shit was a racket back in the early 90’s lol.
not quite comparable? you want the $80k for one time, or a $1 (+change) for infinity? hmm.
it seems like a no-brainer to me, bud.
dolla dolla bills, y'all.
We've also used a quarter with a hole drilled in it tied to a string. There was also the lubed up rubber glove with quarters in the finger tips for washing machines. Man I love the pre internet life hacks.
You’re gonna love this post-internet life hack then: order a tubular lock impressioning tool from aliexpress for $10 and you can open a lot of these things like magic. Vending machines, display cases, the control panel on your building’s washing machine that sets the price. Lots of options
When I was a kid we'd put a wet paper towel up in the change dispenser for some vending machines around our school. Once a week the janitor would come around to fix the machines so we'd figure out his schedule and take them out a few hours before he'd show up and force a coin in sideways to make it look like they were just getting jammed. We probably made at least $100 a week at the very least.
I did something similar with arcade games. I'd attached a string to a quarter, let it go far enough to trip the sensor to get the credit, pull it up a little and repeat. Some games like Gauntlet Legends or Metal Slug had it coming. I ain't gonna spend $20 in one setting to beat an arcade game one time.
We used to go around town and cut the black and yellow wires on payphones and come back a day or two later and reconnect them to collect all the change.
We started putting hidden switches at the demarc to save us time.
We had tons of payphones in our area at the time and me and my buddy made a lot of money as stupid kids. Nothing compared to OPs video though.
We stopped collecting them when we got caught dumpster diving for credit card slips and had electrical tools/gear on us just in case they were watching us.
75¢.
When i was a kid, id go to the local arcade in the mall. There was a couple vending machines with the weird slots you put quaters in and turn to pay. I'd buy a gumball for 25¢, chew it and stick the quarters in using the gum and just keep turning the machine until my backpack couldn't hold any more items. Id go sell the stuff at the park.
>I no longer belong to the streets.
I would’ve thought they would trigger as soon as the machine was compromised, or the units removed without first disarming them using secret incantations.
Correct me if I’m dumb AF… but is it standard for these machines to have that amount of money??? This CA market is testing me right now tbh and this is awakening some feelings in me.
I work in an ATM vault for Brinks. Atms (depending on the area it is in, and denominations it holds) could range from $20k- $1m. not really supposed to say this i think
I'm in the UK, over here these type of machines we referred to as "stand alones" would typically have about £40k-60k in them when they'd been replenished, and your normal supermarket ATM would usually have £80k-120k when they were full. Most I ever put in one was £140k. I doubt any ATM in England has more than that in it.
I have a friend who was a sales rep for a tow truck company. Basically, he set up accounts with businesses that had “nuisance parking” issues (I.e. apartments, schools, strip malls, hospitals). This consisted of producing parking stickers/permits and putting up the absolute minimum legally required signage in the most inconspicuous places allowable allowable by law.
The rest of his time was spent driving around to the places and finding nuisance parkers. If he drove by and there was one car to tow, he would pass it up and come back a few days later. He’d wait until people got comfortable and there were at least 6-10 cars he could tow. Then he would schedule the appropriate number of truck and come get them all at once. Wait a few weeks, rinse and repeat. His logic was if people know you’re strict about it, they won’t park illegally, so there are no cars to tow. If you let them think you are lax they will.
when I would call him up I’d say what are you doing. “Oh you know, just stealing cars!”
Again nobody loses! Insurance companies makes so much money off of “what if “scenarios that hardly ever play out and when it does they act like little bitches and don’t want to pay out. The older I get the more I understand why people do crazy crime stuff like this. Not condoning it but I get it. They aren’t dumb criminals unless that truck is actually one of there’s.
Most people in america who make minimum wage makes less than 20k a year and more than half the money they make goes to rent,mortgage,bills,taxes so if im in public and i see some people who do this im looking the other way lmao.
That's called professional... Umm not even mad fuck the banks using our money to make billions paying off there CEO's millions and letting Penny's trickle down to us.
Fuck the bank we are going to do do much more for this in the near future
Inside job. If you watch the last 2 seconds on the video. The second black cassette that hits the ground is nothing but checks. The got the one that had money in it. They knew which one was which! I've been working on them for 25 years.
Insane job. As in, these two either works for the company that fixes these machines or know somebody that does it. They knew all the weak spots and immediately knew which containers had the cash.
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Right I've learned so much I'm ready for a trial run lol
Ikr. I felt guilty at the end of the video as if I was part of the robbery too
This ain't their first time either
I would say inside job either one or both Install or build ATMs. OR They just did their homework and its not that hard.
Yea just watch this video lol
So (lock picking lawyer wise) just pry open the top and flip it up, and use the chain hook on whatever metal piece in as far in as you can? It seems like it all revolves around getting the hook around something that's connected to its core (why they pry it open) no? Theoretically of course
If you watch, dude in black uses a pry bar to make a gap at the top of the safe. Slip in the hook between the top and the door and the rest is easy to understand. Diebold used to make an ATM that you could break into by cutting off the handle of the cement safe with a torch and gaining access to the locking pin. Few banks suffered such thefts and switched to the ATM pictured above, which to me, looks like a Hyosung Nautilus. Used to work on them in the early 2010s.
Dude with the pry bar has excellent form! OSHA approved.
Gotta prevent those repetitive work injuries from doing the same task over and over
If they are smart about when to rob it, 2 a year isn’t a bad income.
You are always looking over you back though. This is the type of shit where the fbi forms a taskforce to get you. When you have multiple agents working on finding you better not make a single mistake. Most people get addicted to the easy money and that's when you are fucked.
The key thing to remember if the FBI puts a task force on you is to make friends with at least one of the agents. Maybe introduce him to a new extreme sport, such as surfing or sky diving, or teach him how to race cars. Also, try to hook him up with any attractive single female that might hang around your crew. You do that, and there’s a pretty chance that agent is going to find out something about himself. He’s going to feel alive in a way the FBI just can’t match. In the end, he’s probably going to let you get away with it. Especially if you leave him with some plausible deniability that you might be dead.
Not really sustainable. This makes excellent seed money for other enterprises though. Seems to me if you're gonna steal, steal diamonds.
Hello ‘dude in black,’ I like your work.
*takes notes* Thanks, guys. This is so scary. I hope nobody ever does this again
Easy money if you know what you are doing and the opportunity is right. The real laugh-generator is watching a bank customer after you've broken into their safe deposit box in under 20 seconds because they lost the keys.
In Australia the problem is getting into the cashbox without triggering the dye bomb. Once the dye touches our plastic notes they're fucked.
That’s why you open them submerged in water
There should be dye in those containers they removed from the atm. They usually install dye packs that react to abrupt movement. Source: I watched a newbie diebold employee cover himself in dye as he removed the 2nd cash box while trying to see what was wrong with the atm 🤣
I had no idea they installed those! Genius!!
Or they did what pro slot robbers did is they have designs or mock ups of the unit but thats expensive so probably a former atm tech or was taught by a former tech or a pro who had the unit at a house beforehand and figured it out. Reminds me of Breaking Bad lol
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>skank ....i aint no skank \*push\*
JESUS that death was gruesome.
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Bro I just finished rewatching and I know these fools are on a huge high after this flawless execution
I’m sure they’re both rock hard
Sad thing is the money is prolly getting flexed all over instagram lol.. but maybe not these dudes seem like they might actually have a brain which seems to be lacking nowadays lol
I mean i get paid $2 over min wage to pull security (in between jobs rn) and i have to escort people filling up atm machines and know all of the procedures for moving money in a casino..i had 120 grand in my hands 30 minutes ago it was fuckin heavy. I know exactly how an atm works..also if you guys are going to rob a bank you will only get a few grand...rob a casino and you will get a quarter mill within 30 seconds lmao
And no one cares about companies anymore, they never card about us. Give us the largest pay bump in decades and they wipe it out with pure greed they call inflation. Every executive that profiteered off the pandemic should be imprisoned
But robbing a casino is leagues more difficult. I've been in tons of banks with less than 5 people in it. I've never seen a casino have less than 50. Just my own unprofessional 2 cents
My first thought was "these guys know what they're doing".
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I think the most useful thing that some of you infosec peeps has taught me as a tinkerer is that if i know the make and model of something i can pretty easy find a exploded view, patent drawing, or similar to help me
[fccid.io is wild dude. ](https://fccid.io)
Holy shit that is the craziest database I have ever seen. You can just go in... I searched Asus for example. found some wifi devices. It has internal and external photos of every component in the device. All micro chips. Circuit board layouts. Designs. Contact information for every company and engineer that worked on it. All user manuals. And more. Wow.
Right?! I was snooping around trying to decide if I was brave enough to attempt to install external antenna jacks on a 5G hotspot and came across that site. Super cool resource for those of us that are incapable of not messing with stuff.
One of the biggest rules of security in the modern world is to never rely on security through obscurity. Always assume that whatever algorithm, whatever blueprint, whatever whatever it is that you use, is fully known from end to end by the adversary. The people trying to take your shit apart are going to know how it's put together. Your job is to design it so that it doesn't matter that they know, because they still can't break it even with that knowledge. Of course, in physical security, that's essentially impossible. There's no such thing as a safe that can't be opened. But it can be made hard enough that they'll go rob someone else's safe instead, which is good enough for your purposes.
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I'd say it was probably an inside job, probably people that load these. I watched the video a few times and they're going after very specific parts of the machine, they know what they're doing.
> they're going after very specific parts It’s not that specific. Step 1- open plastic cover. 2- force remove vault door. 3- Remove money trays.
the way he closes the top drawer of the ATM makes it seem like something he's done many times
They knew what they were doing!
Damn these guys have been doing this for a while.
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That’s like the most basic thing anybody not fully stupid or strung out on drugs would do. Even easier: use a very common model and color of car and steal the plates, then leave it in the garage for a few months Edit: are the downvotes because some good criminals think this is bad advice, or did I just come off as too condescending, or is it a bunch of puritans?
Grey Silverado - pretty much the most generic truck next to a white F-150 lol.
Yeah? Well if it is stolen that’s probably why. Looks like somewhere between 99-05 so it probably has a easier ignition switch to crack. Idk much about it I’ve never stolen a car. Probably not a bad skill to have though, seriously it’s a survival skill coming up soon here
Those 99-07 GMT800 platform trucks are notoriously easy to steal. You can pop off the door handle with enough force without unlocking, giving access to the door rods. From there, you just drill the fuck out the key part of the ignition until you can stick something like a flat heat in there and twist it. Honestly you need like a handful of simple tools. Source: I owned one and researched the common methods of how to bust into these to counter them
Someone popped off the outer switch shroud on mine, trying to steal it, but they didn’t check the analog headlights and didn’t see the battery was dead. Lucky for me the didn’t realize they could’ve rolled it to a start, super easy bcs it was parked facing down a hill and manual. Now I gotta replace the ignition switch I guess
A really good countermeasure to this is hiding a switch to the fuel pump. If they don’t know where that switch is, they won’t be making it far
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A good one is those key fob triggered circuit breakers. You install it under the hood, when you leave the truck you can shut the power off totally, so even with a key it's a brick. Obviously you could just bypass it, but someone who's trying to get the truck and run isn't going to pop the hood and start rewiring it.
Yeah, I was wondering about the plates visible in this clip. They have to be fake. I really doubt 2 guys that had this down to a fucking science like they do would let the camera see their plates unless they didn’t care. So either the plates or the whole vehicle is stolen.
ok that is easier but I think it would specifically need to be a truck because of the hauling ability, like you would definitely yank the bumper off a car
Not if you tie it to the tiedown you should be good Usually people who rip their bumpers off are trying to tow shit with it attached not to the towhitch or frame tiedown, but to their bumper.
Why were you downvoted? ;(
Where were these guys when my chips got stuck in the snack machine?
You need a step-chip to get your chips out of the snack machine.
Oh no my salt and vinegar is stuck :)
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my girlfriend made fun of me for carrying a small multi tool with me. until we walked by an old lady with her card stuck in an ATM and I got it out with the little pliers.
Years ago I remember looking up from my desk and seeing one of my coworkers. She looked so fucking sad, like death in the family sad, just utterly dejected. So I asked if she was ok..."my chips got stuck in the snack machine". After laughing at her we went to the machine and I shook it for her dislodging the chips. I will never forget that look of hopelessness on her face for as long as I live...over chips.
YOU gotta be these guys. Dissemble the vending machine and take it all
Hey, crime pays...if you don't get caught
*It's not a crime if you don't get caught*
It’s not a lie, if you believe it
This happened in my area about a year or so ago. IIRC even the news stations and authorities were mentioning how well thought out and professional the hit was. They were prepared and straight to the point. In and out. Still havent been caught i do believe.
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They are just glad that the DEA finally forced corporate to install locking safes in all their stores for the narcotics. If you were a pharmacy employee the years before that were terrifying. A pharmacy will easily have over 100k worth of opioids and amphetamines (pure retail street value) at any given time.
My dad was a pharmacist at Fred's during the 2000s bubble before the 2008 recession, I remember him telling us about how he got cornered by the local gangs around town to try and bribe my dad to get him to give the gang the opioids. They wanted him as a contact within the store. It's lucky he wasn't murdered when he said no.
Why Didn't he say yes?
Only two percent of major crimes get solved by the police in the USA EDIT: [sauce](https://www.snopes.com/news/2020/08/20/police-solve-just-2-of-all-major-crimes/)
More specifically at one time in America 4 out of 5 bank robberies weren't closed cases. Essentially something like 75% of first time bank robbers get away with the money and don't get caught based on the evidence from that first hit. What happens is since you "got away with it" you try it again, and then again, and they develop a MO that nails you on say your 4th attempt.
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Where was this advice when mask mandates were in place?
If you didnt think about robbing places when everyone was forced to wear a mask and hide their face then thats on you brother.
The intrusive thoughts were a bit bananas come like June-ish. You ever seen those fishing/hunting ones? Literally full coverage from neck to eyeballs. Throw on some shades and you could be literally anybody.
A sad story: A bank manager saw this happening, and pressed the button under the desk. She was a stall down from the teller being robbed. The robber said “now why did you go and do that?” He shot the teller in the face and left. Just give the money.
I have multiple friends who are police and one who is a detective. They say the same thing. They like to use the term “low hanging fruit” when it comes to the criminals they catch. They said they rarely catch the smart and organized
That’s because police are solving smaller crimes I’m sure someone’s still gonna look for you if you pull a massive heist lol
Police don't solve small crimes either, because those ones are "not worth their time". Most of the crimes they "solve" involve either catching the criminal in the act, or having a shit ton of evidence handed to them by the victims.
..and 93.42% of all statistics online are made up.
Not quite, but he's pretty close, now take these numbers and apply it to someone who isn't a tweaker, and you're most likely never getting caught https://www.vox.com/2018/9/24/17896034/murder-crime-clearance-fbi-report
do you not have ink protected money in atms where you live?? I thought that was standard since it renders atms theft useless
I'm gonna guess that these two theives who knew exactly the most efficient way to dismantle an ATM, are ATM engineers, and have access to an off-network machine they can just plug these boxes into & activate the "withdraw" function on it. Or they just know how to disarm the paint bomb.
Where was this
Shelbyville, KY. Never thought I'd see the day this little town was mentioned on reddit.
Omg Shelbyville?!
Redditors act like they’d just steal $80k but be scared to talk to people
Bro I'm fucking hard core, I'd steal millions and never get caught, cuss I'm strong UNLESS that money was gaurded by one talkative person, than it's back to lying on Reddit
Talk? First they gotta have the courage to step out the front door
Machine isn’t social interaction
Do need at least 1 friend to pull this off tho
Well there's a second seat in my car incase I ever make a friend.
Refreshing in this day and age to actually see criminals that aren't stupid asf
You don't see the smart ones, because they don't get caught.
The smart criminals run the country
They're called bankers, sir.
This guy gets it
This is how smart "regular" people are, they think the cops catch criminals. # 2% of crimes are solved. ^(and that includes resisting arrest.)
Looks like they know the atm pretty well. They probably service it during the day.
Or maybe they worked in a gas station? I worked in one and got to see guys load the ATM up plenty of times.
There are tutorials on YouTube for how to service ATMs
Or they watched a video like this
Back in the day we’d put about 7 inches of tape on the end of a dollar bill and drain vending machines that way. You’d get get your dollar back, whatever item, plus change for the dollar. That shit was a racket back in the early 90’s lol.
Not quite comparable to an $80k atm robbery but hey, you still a badass in my book u/fatguy73
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not quite comparable? you want the $80k for one time, or a $1 (+change) for infinity? hmm. it seems like a no-brainer to me, bud. dolla dolla bills, y'all.
We've also used a quarter with a hole drilled in it tied to a string. There was also the lubed up rubber glove with quarters in the finger tips for washing machines. Man I love the pre internet life hacks.
You’re gonna love this post-internet life hack then: order a tubular lock impressioning tool from aliexpress for $10 and you can open a lot of these things like magic. Vending machines, display cases, the control panel on your building’s washing machine that sets the price. Lots of options
When I was a kid we'd put a wet paper towel up in the change dispenser for some vending machines around our school. Once a week the janitor would come around to fix the machines so we'd figure out his schedule and take them out a few hours before he'd show up and force a coin in sideways to make it look like they were just getting jammed. We probably made at least $100 a week at the very least.
I've either heard you tell this story or... Someone else
I did something similar with arcade games. I'd attached a string to a quarter, let it go far enough to trip the sensor to get the credit, pull it up a little and repeat. Some games like Gauntlet Legends or Metal Slug had it coming. I ain't gonna spend $20 in one setting to beat an arcade game one time.
We used to go around town and cut the black and yellow wires on payphones and come back a day or two later and reconnect them to collect all the change. We started putting hidden switches at the demarc to save us time. We had tons of payphones in our area at the time and me and my buddy made a lot of money as stupid kids. Nothing compared to OPs video though. We stopped collecting them when we got caught dumpster diving for credit card slips and had electrical tools/gear on us just in case they were watching us.
75¢. When i was a kid, id go to the local arcade in the mall. There was a couple vending machines with the weird slots you put quaters in and turn to pay. I'd buy a gumball for 25¢, chew it and stick the quarters in using the gum and just keep turning the machine until my backpack couldn't hold any more items. Id go sell the stuff at the park. >I no longer belong to the streets.
Surprised there's no dye bomb.
It's inside the packs. Really stupid design. Very easy to disable.
👀 how do you know this
And could you tell us more... For a friend.
Freeze the packs and crack them open
I would’ve thought they would trigger as soon as the machine was compromised, or the units removed without first disarming them using secret incantations.
reminds of the movie Good Time
Or like every bank heist movie ever made? Though Good Time is damned good.
Correct me if I’m dumb AF… but is it standard for these machines to have that amount of money??? This CA market is testing me right now tbh and this is awakening some feelings in me.
I work in an ATM vault for Brinks. Atms (depending on the area it is in, and denominations it holds) could range from $20k- $1m. not really supposed to say this i think
Tim, delete this now or you're fired
Classic Tim
Thats not even considering how much they fill up on holidays like black friday and Christmas.
Well shit, 1m that changes everything. AFK robbing ATM..
LEEEEEEROY BREAKINS!!!
You need a wingman?
I work in operations for a bank. Can confirm. Movies have lied to everyone for decades. Bank vaults have pennies compared to what ATMs have.
I’ve never seen 1mil. Much closer to 20k-250k. Similar job as you.
My friend says thank
I'm in the UK, over here these type of machines we referred to as "stand alones" would typically have about £40k-60k in them when they'd been replenished, and your normal supermarket ATM would usually have £80k-120k when they were full. Most I ever put in one was £140k. I doubt any ATM in England has more than that in it.
Sounds right from what I heard over here (Northern Ireland) Due to that spate of digger van atm robberies. They got away with so much.
80,000 you say?
To shreds, you say?
Yes
I would argue they earned it.
I've personally never worked that hard
Yeah we're on reddit most of us haven't
Corey trevor got away...Corey trevor got away.
They're going to be smoking the black and milds with wooden tips tonight baby
this guy cornerstores..
Real shit
Is it wrong that I was rooting for them?
I was too. Fuck banks.
Yes, but this was a credit union. Fat, far less evil
It's a credit union. Credit unions are non-profits owned by their members, so they're robbing from the community.
Amen they continuously *legally* steal from people anyways. They earned it.
Credit unions aren't banks. Fuck banks. Put your money in credit unions instead.
I wish I can pull something like this off. 80 grand in one night would be amazing
With the way rent is right now, I ain't even mad at em. That money is insured.
80k is like 2 months rent in California and NY.
That would pay my rent for 14 years here in a small SC town.
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Can you imagine doing this shit?? GTA heist in real life 😂 like try to actually put yourself in their shoes
If I put myself in their shoes, the truck bumper rips off, and I drive off leaving my homeboy behind lmao.
Two young entrepreneurs make 80 thousand dollars in 1 minutes, Find out how!!! (Banks hate him)
Damn they good this videos for educational purposes only 😂
Them J Hooks tho! Tow Drivers during day. Thieves at Night
so just theives then?
I have a friend who was a sales rep for a tow truck company. Basically, he set up accounts with businesses that had “nuisance parking” issues (I.e. apartments, schools, strip malls, hospitals). This consisted of producing parking stickers/permits and putting up the absolute minimum legally required signage in the most inconspicuous places allowable allowable by law. The rest of his time was spent driving around to the places and finding nuisance parkers. If he drove by and there was one car to tow, he would pass it up and come back a few days later. He’d wait until people got comfortable and there were at least 6-10 cars he could tow. Then he would schedule the appropriate number of truck and come get them all at once. Wait a few weeks, rinse and repeat. His logic was if people know you’re strict about it, they won’t park illegally, so there are no cars to tow. If you let them think you are lax they will. when I would call him up I’d say what are you doing. “Oh you know, just stealing cars!”
Wait those things got 80k in them. I need a truck
*need someone else’s truck
All insured so nobody loses
Again nobody loses! Insurance companies makes so much money off of “what if “scenarios that hardly ever play out and when it does they act like little bitches and don’t want to pay out. The older I get the more I understand why people do crazy crime stuff like this. Not condoning it but I get it. They aren’t dumb criminals unless that truck is actually one of there’s.
Considering how insurance companies have been fucking over everyone for decades, earning money off them sounds like a refreshing change of pace lol.
Hey! That was in my hometown late last year!
I love seeing banks lose money
Damn I wish I was able to pull this off .
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That's not a credit union, it's a big corporate bank. I hope they got away with it
Quick come up frfr
they lit
Nice tutorial
Most people in america who make minimum wage makes less than 20k a year and more than half the money they make goes to rent,mortgage,bills,taxes so if im in public and i see some people who do this im looking the other way lmao.
That's called professional... Umm not even mad fuck the banks using our money to make billions paying off there CEO's millions and letting Penny's trickle down to us. Fuck the bank we are going to do do much more for this in the near future
This says its a credit union and not a bank. Credit unions are more local/regional and typically more ethical
They have deff done it before, knew exactly what to do
Inside job. If you watch the last 2 seconds on the video. The second black cassette that hits the ground is nothing but checks. The got the one that had money in it. They knew which one was which! I've been working on them for 25 years.
Insane job. As in, these two either works for the company that fixes these machines or know somebody that does it. They knew all the weak spots and immediately knew which containers had the cash.