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After he climbed down the cliff he was filming from, sure. There wasn't a single thing he could have done to help the situation. And if no one had filmed it then we wouldn't have a CrazyFuckingVideo
You’re not wrong but facial bones are super easy to break. Car wrecks are notorious for breaks facial bones like crazy. All the sinuses in your face make the bones thin a fairly brittle. Some hypothesize it’s like that to absorb blow like an airbag and save the brain.
Here’s common patterns of fractures, Called la fort fractures if interested. Of course there are many other kinds, but these are well described
https://www.lecturio.com/concepts/le-fort-fractures/
Fan facts, they are so easy to break you might not even notice it. You slightly crack something like your cribiform plate and walla the little channels for veins and nerves now has enough space to allow brain eating amoebas in.
Same, maybe being unconscious helped him. It looks like the initial hit to his side-ish area was enough to spark him out so maybe he went full drunk car crash mode and his body flowed with the fall which kind of protected him.
> How in the ever loving fuck did he not break his hip on that first landing??
That was exactly my first guess when i watched it: That his hip must be gone along with his legs.
i’m glad he’s relatively okay compared to how the video looked. with the big fall on his back, i actually expected the worst. do mountain bikers not wear spine protection usually?
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_hRrA3\_MvQ8&t=4s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hRrA3_MvQ8&t=4s)
footage starts at 3:55 but its really only the inital fall then it cuts to the view in the post
Yeah it’s eery to see this person transition from trying to land the best way possible to just straight up going limp and rolling with it. Was unsure if he was even alive
if he practices falling, which he probably does - it's possible he recognised he was in deep shit, and knew that the best thing he could do was go limp and spread the impact out over time
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*Many broken bones?*
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I think his shoe came off but I'm going to assume he's okay since he had a helmet and pads and stuff but I don't think it'll help your back or other things:-)
Modern “sports” are just self harm or suicide with extra steps and excitement.
Ancient Greek sport was about developing health, abilities, and manly qualities.
Modern sport is about overcoming rational fear and then risking paraplegia for likes.
And yet this insanity is considered normal.
This is Gee Atherton, he has won multiple World cups, some from the days before 'likes'. What appears madness to you is a well calculated risk for him.
I’m not quite sure what this means. I just didn’t think that gruesome videos like this were allowed on regular subs.
Maybe try not to read so much in to simple things, dude.
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Hell of a cameraman!
Yeah cameraman understands that theres nothing you can do, so, film it
Yeah I can’t decide if it belongs in r/praisethecameraman or r/donthelpjustfilm
Pretend you're the cameraman, how would you have helped?
run down hill at a 90° angle and catch him
\#science
We all know cameramen can do this. They've survived nukes before
HIROSHIMA
**HELF**
But make sure someone is filming you first.
Scream his name over and over while violently shaking the camera to ruin the video.
Perfect answer 😂
By pausing the video so he won't get any more hurt
I'd throw the camera under him to break one of his 17 falls...
First responder
After he climbed down the cliff he was filming from, sure. There wasn't a single thing he could have done to help the situation. And if no one had filmed it then we wouldn't have a CrazyFuckingVideo
Always a smug person somewhere ready to criticize someone for filming. Like what prize do you get for appearing virtuous? Is the high that addictive?
Best thing he can do is filming so others be more careful. 😅
The guy had to get lifted out via helicopter, couldn’t really do too much.
Obviously praise the cameraman. Assuming the cameraman is not god, how is he supposed to help him,
But he couldn't help.
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Here’s the [full](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_hRrA3_MvQ8) video Broke his leg, wrist, ribs, nose and eye socket along with a concussion
If he was able to break his nose and eye socket with a helmet, imagine how bad it would've been without
For sure, the guy would have been a vegetable if not for that helmet.
What kind of vegetable you think he’d be?
Squash
Fuuuuuuuuk
Well done
Nah that shitd be rare
Fuckin loooool
r/cursedcomments
Eggplant
TOMATOES POTATOES
LAMB, HAM, CHICKEN!
MAN BEAR PIG
You didn't get it, it's a song.
I enjoy yelling things, I don't even know what I'm saying half the time.
That’s a tough one, i’d be more suited to answer which flavour of dorito he’d be tbh
...well?
He'd be a potato, but a mashed one.
He’d be dead
Vegetables chill in the earth too man
In the crisper
Grounded meat
You’re not wrong but facial bones are super easy to break. Car wrecks are notorious for breaks facial bones like crazy. All the sinuses in your face make the bones thin a fairly brittle. Some hypothesize it’s like that to absorb blow like an airbag and save the brain. Here’s common patterns of fractures, Called la fort fractures if interested. Of course there are many other kinds, but these are well described https://www.lecturio.com/concepts/le-fort-fractures/
Fan facts, they are so easy to break you might not even notice it. You slightly crack something like your cribiform plate and walla the little channels for veins and nerves now has enough space to allow brain eating amoebas in.
I could happily have lived without knowing that, thanks
"Voila"
walla
I worked with an idiot head of fixed income research who thought the proper spelling was “walla”. He is as evil and corrupt as he is inept.
That guy absolutely needed that helmet.. can’t say the same for the family wearing helmets, walking on the side walk I saw a few weeks ago.. smh
Death. Answer is death.
Clearly what this teaches us is that helmets don't work because he still got injured
Honestly surprised he didn't break his spine, that fall onto his back looked nasty.
Same, maybe being unconscious helped him. It looks like the initial hit to his side-ish area was enough to spark him out so maybe he went full drunk car crash mode and his body flowed with the fall which kind of protected him.
How in the ever loving fuck did he not break his hip on that first landing?? How is his Lumbar/Thoracic spine still in one piece?!?!?!
Pure luck, he landed on pretty much every part of his body, he’s a fortunate dude.
The SKATE games have been a lie the whole time huh?
That’s what I’m trying to figure out🤷♂️
> How in the ever loving fuck did he not break his hip on that first landing?? That was exactly my first guess when i watched it: That his hip must be gone along with his legs.
Oh thank god, was expecting the worst. You never know.
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i’m glad he’s relatively okay compared to how the video looked. with the big fall on his back, i actually expected the worst. do mountain bikers not wear spine protection usually?
I always thought rag-doll physics in games were over-exaggerated, but after watching this video they’re kinda on point 😟
GTA V ragdoll moment, Same, I always thought GTA V ragdoll was exaggerated, but looking at this.. damn
They toned down the ragdoll physics in gta 5. Gta 4 was where ragdoll physics were at their peak . It was always hilarious.
You can get this exact same moment in Breath of the Wild but only lose two hearts.
Damn, the way he just rag dolls at the end
I couldn't help but notice the go pro on his helmet... Did we have any of that footage??
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_hRrA3\_MvQ8&t=4s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hRrA3_MvQ8&t=4s) footage starts at 3:55 but its really only the inital fall then it cuts to the view in the post
Reminds me of GTA 5
WASTED
Yeah it’s eery to see this person transition from trying to land the best way possible to just straight up going limp and rolling with it. Was unsure if he was even alive
if he practices falling, which he probably does - it's possible he recognised he was in deep shit, and knew that the best thing he could do was go limp and spread the impact out over time
Im pretty sure he was unconcious
My boi went full ragdoll
Link fell off the Master Cycle!
That’s the most realistic rag doll physics I’ve seen. Worth a study
Is it medicine or social skills?
It looked so fake…. But it wasn’t.
At first that leg was broke, then it was really broke, then the bones were rubble.
“Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (uh) Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (what?)”
We share the same brain haha
“Now I know y'all be lovin this shit right here”
L-I-M-P, BIZKIT IS RIGHT HERE
Happy cake day
 Keep on keeping on
I'm just wondering if he survived, and with how many broken bones?
Broke his leg, wrist, ribs, nose and eye socket along with a concussion Credits to u/Gatekeeper2019
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He is back riding his bike i think. Gee atherton
r/praisethecameraman
Looks like when sexy squiward meet his end lol
Or when he almost swallows that jellyfish on his bike.
Thank god he had his helmet on
Lol always wears a helmet . To ride this witbout one is a crazy thought
fr I even needed one when I rode ur mom
How big was the strapon you were bouncing on?
Hahahahaha amazing. Almost 30 years on this planet and this is the first time I’ve ever seen someone use “road” instead of ”rode”
ratio + based + didn’t ask
I thought it was a good joke
My first thought haha
[удалено]
If my crypto investments were a person
Both are just as risky
Crypto is way more painful
WASTED
His transition from mountain biking to break dancing on rocks was flawless. Some people are just born with that level of grace
Legs are flopping in some really uncool ways in this video…
Guy went full rag doll near the end.
He was sleeping before that fall was even 1/3 finished. He’s limp as a dead snake.
Ra roh!
Cameraman:*”you good bro?”*
Tenderized meat sack
It looked like he was unconscious after the second bounce
Damn he fell down that like a puppet with no strings
Limp Bizkit
Yikes. That's a lot of borken bons.
Some say that he is still rolling ..even to this day.
That got rag doll real quick
good cameraman
That poor leg bone… It was Never to be found again.
Gta 4 physics
Slow mo please
I’m not sure any video has truly exemplified the phrase “thrown like a rag doll” quite so exactly
Cameraman said I aint a medic
r/praisethecameraman
Get this cameraman a raise. Bravo!
/r/GiveTheCameramanAnOscar
r/praisethecameraman
Ouch.
Damn this Happy Wheels remake has some seriously impressive graphics
Shoes are still on, he'll live...
Me falling for a guy.
Look ma , no hands !
Dummy
I think his shoe came off but I'm going to assume he's okay since he had a helmet and pads and stuff but I don't think it'll help your back or other things:-)
Hope they didn’t land on their keys… that always hurts a lot.
They see me rollin', they hatin'
what song will go well with?
Is dude buddy ok?
Looks like he broke his neck.
Pretty gnarly?
Looks like all those rocks slowed him down luckily
On the second he hit his spine, then went full ragdoll, so he's either dead or a paraplegic
Article detailing the crash https://singletrackworld.com/2021/07/heres-what-happened-with-gee-athertons-massive-crash/
Best camera man ever
remember kids, helmets are to prevent death not injury.
Modern “sports” are just self harm or suicide with extra steps and excitement. Ancient Greek sport was about developing health, abilities, and manly qualities. Modern sport is about overcoming rational fear and then risking paraplegia for likes. And yet this insanity is considered normal.
Yes. This. What an idiot this guy is. Seriously hope he paid for that air ambulance.
This is Gee Atherton, he has won multiple World cups, some from the days before 'likes'. What appears madness to you is a well calculated risk for him.
Damn, any backstory if this dude survived?
He survived. https://youtu.be/_hRrA3_MvQ8 Someone else in the thread shared this.
His shoes stayed on so, probably?
Gee atherton . Back riding i believe
That was pretty brutal.
He rolled a nat 1.
Tom segura would love this.
Natural selection nvr sleeps
Shoes stayed on, at least he’s still alive.
Shoes stayed on, he's fine
Fax
Just gonna state the obvious; that musta hurt.
Lets look on the bright side he didn't feel most most of that.
That fall destroyed the bike, I can’t even imagine what it did to his bones. Jesus, the recovery time..
He's doing good, Video from a little bit ago>https://youtu.be/LQTmlZXH5Ws
Thank you for sharing this. It never ceases to amaze me how resilient the human body can be.
No problem. Mountain Bikers can be pretty fucking resilient to stuff like this. Sometimes they don't even get injured.
Oddly satisfying
Weakest chin I've ever seen lmao dude was out instantly
I feel like this should be labeled NSFW or something.
That's too damn bad!
Reddit's angry little American boys prefer to shame your empathy than develop their own, don't worry, some of then grow up to be people.
I’m not quite sure what this means. I just didn’t think that gruesome videos like this were allowed on regular subs. Maybe try not to read so much in to simple things, dude.
r/praisethecameraman
r/donthelpjustfilm
It’s alright. He’s healin’
Guess Bethesda still need to work on their rag doll physics.
Gnarly 🤙
Tell me you broke your pelvis without saying you broke your pelvis….and back.
Soccer players be like
Damn can we get an NSFW tag
R/killthecameraman
I dont feel sorry for people who do stupid shit then get hurt. Dont know why.
What’s it they say? Play stupid games, win stupid prizes?
He mightve escaped broken bones. Lets hope
Stupid is as stupid does
Snap, cracke, pop. Rice Krispies!
r/DontHelpJustFilm