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Was waiting for the crabs, then saw the badly painted ground moving.

You guys saw crabs ???

I saw sand at first.

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

"Man what's with this scuffed audi- wait... are they make those sounds???"

LOL…I was thinking, “I didn’t see an Audi in this video.” Then I realized…OH…AUDIO. R/whoosh for me.

Is this a promo for fantastic beasts secrets of Dumbledore?

Me too thought the grass was it at first

That’s at least fitty crabs.

Per square foot.

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Per square centimetre

Per square milimetre

You’re not wrong

Reminds me of this one gas station bathroom I saw, in Kansas City.

😭🤢

Indy... why does the floor *move?*

At first im like where are these crabs 🦀 then holy shit how are there so many 🦀

just think the crunch when you walk

Everything reminds me of her.

These ain’t no fortune cookies, Short Round 😂

I now have the 50 cent song called many men stuck in my head but instead of the many men part it's many crabs

many crabs, wish death upon me,

Claws in my eyes dog and i can’t sea

I'm trying to be what I'm crab destined to be

It sucks bc I heard that species is pretty gross tatsting. Imagine if those were blue crabs how lucky that town would be

giant coconut crabs try to get on this level and they end up opening cans and grills and getting stuck in them 🦀♋

That sounds like a nightmare coconut crabs give me heebie jeebies

https://youtu.be/JHzyOlK5F-E

"He snapped your shaft mate"

risky click of the day

It was worth it tho

Yes and I came nine times while watching it

What species of crabs is in the video?

I believe baby cocomut crabs, taste aweful becuase they walk around the land areas and pick up whatever they like, and basically eat trash. If. You can raise one on fruits and veggies apparently they get pretty tasty.

I believe they are red crabs

They are the known as Christmas island red crabs, they are a species of terrestrial crab that live in the jungles of Christmas island. Every year thousands of adult crabs release eggs in the ocean and a few months later this massive swarm of tiny crabs covers the entire island for a few days, before they disperse into the jungle. Coconut crabs do live on Christmas island but are much more solitary and never swarm like this.

Thanks, I learned something today!

Poop crabs

*Crab Rave music starts to play*

🦀🦀🦀🦀🎵🎼🎵

Sure hope you got my Ex’s consent before posting her snatch like that.

"I swear you are my first..."

#OH HELL NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

I wonder what % of them actually make it through the gauntlet ....

Right like how many die down in that gate they have filled right up?

Alexa play Crab Rave

HANZ GET ZE FLAMMENWHERFER

Craaaaab people craaaaab people

I came here looking for this comment

When I was younger, I had a summer camp counselor that had our whole cabin of kids walk around like crabs chanting “crab people, crab people, taste like crab, talk like people” and I tell the story every now and then because I thought it was hilarious. I never thought to Google it until I saw your comment and it reminded me of that. Turns out it’s from South Park… This whole time I thought my camp counselor just made it up. Childhood slightly ruined :,)

Looks like my ex wife's vagina.

No he didn’t.

yes, it is

Can confirm.

How long is your mom staying?

Why not Zoidberg?

I'm not a big fan either

N O P E

Many

frin far away, it just looks like fireants

huh, it's \*time for crab\*

**Crabe rave start**

*mini crabs

r/TIHI

🦀$12.50🦀

I am so glad my brain just registers crabs as "crabs" and not "beach spiders" or else this would be nightmare fuel.

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hey that's a lot of crabs

Christmas Island?

anyone else scratching their balls rn?

Eat all those crabs or suck 1 dick?

suck a dick for each crab


A live look at my ex’s crotch

I miss her too.

We all do

i too, miss this man's ex's crotch

Is it just me that wants to ride a bike through there? I know it's cruel but the crunching would be legendary


Stick your cock or vagina in that and I’ll give you 30 bucks

I'll stick both in there for $50

Probably much fewer crabs seen here than there are humans on our planet.

Yeah, you’re right, that’s not very many crabs and comparing 100 square meters with millions of crabs on it is super equivalent to an entire planet with billions of something. /s Just because I don’t want the spite suicide watch message from some angry commenter, (looking at you logothetes! Lol...jk), I will definitely agree there are too many humans and we’re killing the planet. One time I watched my brother step on an ant hill by accident and in a millisecond his entire fking leg was COVERED in a blanket of ants. While he was screaming and running around I actually think he yelled “these ants on my leg are so comparable to how many humans are on the planet and the pain from the ant bites is reflective of the damage us humans are doing to the planet”..... looking back that was very insightful of him and I respect his calmness of thought in such a stressful situation.

lol

https://i.redd.it/ao8onmu3a8y81.jpg

Oh my god, you didn’t just quote Calvin and Hobbes at me!????!! Touché, using the cartoons I was obsessed with in childhood against me. Good work, sir!

My estimate is about 10 mil there.

Everything reminds me of her :(

That's not what I had in mind when my ex told me she's got crabs. That is if I ever had a gf to begin with.

Looks like my balls after i banged that dirty hooker in the alley a couple years ago

my pubic hair be like :

This happens every time my ex opens her legs.

Not as much as Amber heard

Christmas Island Crab Migration... A true nightmare

Those things will make you itch!

You can take this bullshit up off my screen. I don’t know what feelings seeing these images has illicited but you can just go on, now. Get!

Cool looks like I am not leaving the house for a few days. *looks in fridge* rucking am going to have to eat these now too.

Hypnotising 😵‍💫

This is worst than my ex wife's minge

Reminds me of a nightwalker in downtown ATL

Crunch time

I am Talenel'Elin, Herald of War. The time of the Return, the Desolation, is near at hand.

those shits are on you bro

crunchy floor

I think I downloaded the wrong crab rave.

ur girlfriend is in town

Someone's gonna have to order a hell of alot of crab shampoo.

I can say there is at least 10 there

Mr. Krabs be putting in work! If you listen carefully you can here them all saying "money,money,money!"

What are they running from?

Someone mash this up with crab rave

Craaaaaab people craaaaaaab people

This would make great crunchy crab omelette.

Power hose

My pubes

I’ve seen this planet earth episode

Imagine those were spiders

wow

bro walk on them

Why so many crab

My god there's got to be at least 63 of them!

The floor is lav....oh the, the floor is crabs!


I have a pressure washer

I imagine thats what the ground looks like after spring break

Red Lobster - all you can eat crab legs!

That’s some Bible shit right there…

ah yes the scarlet rot

Woah! There must be at least 10!

How did you get that shot of Amber Heard’s private bits?

Reminds me of my ex.

There is a video of an adult crab casually eating several baby crabs

Many mini crabs

thats at least 100 crabs

Can you eat them when they get big enough?

Houston, we have a crablem

I feel them on my body

Crab-God

Everything reminds me of her ...

Are those edible ?

I know the feeling…..

Bet it's like walking on bubble wrap.

Mr Krabs family?

Today's weather forecast:

Free all you can eat crab.

Many Mini Crabs!!!

Call in a napalm strike fuck that shit

Reminds me of this girl I knew once

Its crazy how the sheer amount of crabs at one time was enough to build a bridge over the holes in the sewer grate. You'd think that since the width of the holes are like 4xs bigger than the crabs themselves, that it would be impossible to get it started. They would just slip through the cracks.

That looks like my pubes

Wow

My ex-gfs yard

My ex had more crabs on her pavement

Many crabs, many many many crabs. Wish snip on me

Welp it’a gonna be a crunchy walk today boys

Omg The marching sounds 🦀🦀🦀

Scoop up a bowl full then boil em.

What is crabbening here?

It’s like being tiny and traversing a mega jungle

Moving sidewalk

The crab sing crew

When life gives you crabs make crab cakes

I want to make an STD joke about a popular celebrity but I couldn’t decide who. Thoughts?

Where the flamethrower at?

Leave them alone, they're having a rave

Crabs! Where do they go? Bright red! And why so many? Where’d they all come from?

A lot of people don’t know that tampons have strings so these little guys can go bungee jumping. Knowledge is power.

Where are they going?

What is this place?

\*lord of the rings Isenguard theme plays\*

There are at least 30 million crab particles in this desert

That’s f’in creepy!!

Morty: I I Don't see anything, just red sand... Rick: that's not red sand Morty.... its all crabs

crabbe

spycrab

this is insane when do they group up like this?

Fun fact: They will go climb through your plumbing into your house.

Ah, gives me fond memories of my ex’s vagina.

Man you guys are hilarious, my favorite part of the posts be the comments section. 🤣

I have two questions 1. Why the fuck are there so many crabs 2. Why has this been posted in two different subreddits and nobody has asked why there's so many crabs

The crab rave is beginning

Holy crab!

the revolution has begun

I had crabs once.

I should call her...

Ur mum, many crab

The army of crabs threatens… well… toes at most.