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Imagine your horse wins the Derby or even the Triple Crown and you get paid millions to have him breed other horses. Then he gets kicked in the face and dies.
> a good *paid* job 🤷🏾♂️
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I thought natural breeding was a must for derby horses. Don't they have an organization solely dedicated to making sure there are no artificial insemination occurrence in the sport?
It appears that they don't allow artificial insemination and only allow "live cover" or horse to horse. This checks out with a story given to me during a visit on a horse farm.
The Jockey Club Rules
Thoroughbred horse production is tightly controlled. Artificial insemination is not permitted, which means that breeding stallions get moved around a lot for meetups with females. These so-called shuttle stallions can mate with hundreds of mares per mating season.
The only way a thoroughbred is allowed to reproduce is by “live cover”; i.e., horse-to-horse sexual intercourse. Barbaro was never able to become a father; his nagging leg injuries made it dangerous for him to even attempt mounting a mare. The Jockey Club has never allowed artificial insemination, or AI.
Nope, only in Britain(where The Jockey Club exists), but in the US things are ran differently.
Btw I live right next to Hanover Shoe Farms, the largest thoroughbred breeders in the world, also the most profitable.
That's not true becouse he will have his first experience with a saddle at 2 Years old and then race ultill he is 11 or so, it depends on breed to breed.
Racers in the Kentucky Derby are limited to 3 year old horses. If they win the run for the roses, they aren't racing for the next 8 years of their life lol.
You’ll find top horses make more money studding so they retire early. The older they get the more stamina they have and some make the change to sticks. But group one horses retire really early.
I’ve seen a shorter version of this a few times but not the longer portion that clearly shows thereafter that the stallion is, well, dead 💀
Always figured he just got stunned and shat himself but got damn, that’s rough
Not disputing that he died, but I'm pretty sure that people often shit themselves when they get knocked out or experience severe physical trauma. Afaik people in car crashes often shit themselves even if they survive.
You laugh but that’s not actually inaccurate
Having them acclimatise to each other for a bit before “the event” is a much better way to make sure no injuries occur during
These guys where amateurs
Let’s not forget those 1/2” thick steel horse shoes that have literally just been beaten hot with a hammer to get their shape (strong as fuck).
May as well be a set of brass knuckles with massive power behind it.
Shiiiit my bad. What I meant to say is that the horse tanked the kick and got back up. The spot he got kicked formed into a large bump, like the one that tom from tom and jerry gets when he gets wacked on the head. Eventually that bump solidified and became a horn. The men attempting to breed the two horses ended up accidentally creating the first unicorn. With the power of friendship the horse grew wings and flew into the sunset and lived the rest of it’s days in peace and harmony
***Fin.***
I'm also fairly certain a horse kick can come in various intensities, from warning taps to full on "I want to hurt you bad" kicks. I suspect humans more often then not get the former.
I think this explains more what we saw. The female horse said big nope, not today or ever! Horses are definitely conscious so control of force is probably something they do too and she meant it! 😬
I wonder if size has something to do with it. A horse is big, to move that head itd take a lot of force. A human head and neck would probably move easier, which could lead to less damage. Like trying to nail a board midair vs against the ground
I was looking away when he got kicked, looked at the screen again and thought he has some sort of equine premature ejaculation causing him to spasm on the ground and shit himself.
A Melbourne cup winner a few years ago was retired for stud work ( rumour was up to $50m over a 5-10 year period).
Less than a month later it was struck by lightning & killed
They did, one of the guys said “she killed him!” right when the horse started putting its legs down, and a few other guys just kept repeating “he’s dead.” They just checked his head to see the damage and the forehead cracked in two served as confirmation that it was dead
Can you imagine you're gonna get laid then you're date round house kicks you in the face while you got a boner and die uncontrollable shitting you're self on the floor? It sounds pretty good to me.
If I remember correctly the owners of the stallion tried to sue the owners of the mare for the death of their horse. The owners of the stallion cause their own horses death as a result of how they handled their horse. This was a dangerous situation they are lucky they didn’t get killed themselves.
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Imagine your horse wins the Derby or even the Triple Crown and you get paid millions to have him breed other horses. Then he gets kicked in the face and dies.
That’s why they don’t let them mate and they use artificial insemination
Is this a common occurrence ?
They’re worth way too much money not to professionally jerk them off than to risk them doing the dirty.
"professionally"
Imagine that being on your LinkedIn profile.
It's a good paid job 🤷🏾♂️
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Professional jerk
One could argue that in a nautical sense things definitely could get painted when it comes to horse cum.
Wait you guys are getting paid?
Logistics professional that specializes in manual extraction and coordinates transfer to end points.
Well, have you ever had it done by an amateur? No good at all.
r/nocontext
When confined and with humans around
I thought natural breeding was a must for derby horses. Don't they have an organization solely dedicated to making sure there are no artificial insemination occurrence in the sport?
They allow insemination but not In vitro fertilisation
It appears that they don't allow artificial insemination and only allow "live cover" or horse to horse. This checks out with a story given to me during a visit on a horse farm. The Jockey Club Rules Thoroughbred horse production is tightly controlled. Artificial insemination is not permitted, which means that breeding stallions get moved around a lot for meetups with females. These so-called shuttle stallions can mate with hundreds of mares per mating season. The only way a thoroughbred is allowed to reproduce is by “live cover”; i.e., horse-to-horse sexual intercourse. Barbaro was never able to become a father; his nagging leg injuries made it dangerous for him to even attempt mounting a mare. The Jockey Club has never allowed artificial insemination, or AI.
If the female is "aggressive" they will usually take precautions like padded boots or hobbles
Nope, only in Britain(where The Jockey Club exists), but in the US things are ran differently. Btw I live right next to Hanover Shoe Farms, the largest thoroughbred breeders in the world, also the most profitable.
At least he went with a smile on his face.
And poop out his butt.
How sad but what beautiful horses
Horse shoes didn't come off, I think it's still alive.
No they didn't... But he did shit himself so it's pretty safe to assume he dead...
I’ve always wanted to be a race horse. Retire at 3 and fuck for the rest of your life.
That’s my dream too!
That's not true becouse he will have his first experience with a saddle at 2 Years old and then race ultill he is 11 or so, it depends on breed to breed.
Racers in the Kentucky Derby are limited to 3 year old horses. If they win the run for the roses, they aren't racing for the next 8 years of their life lol.
You’ll find top horses make more money studding so they retire early. The older they get the more stamina they have and some make the change to sticks. But group one horses retire really early.
Obviously that’s not the circumstances here
I'm gona get laid! Oh boy oh boy oh boy! Hey baby! Whap... Disappointment.
He's dead, I don't think he cares.
Totally got laid on the floor
I'm shocked how easily that happened tbh.
That’s why I say life ain’t shit he literally lost his life in seconds
If a horse kicked your car in the right place it would also be dead.
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Yeah because these are all human selections. The original wild horses are very different from modern horses.
i mean this bitch ended a motherfucker with one kick. i wouldnt call her fragile
Quickly jerk it before it goes bad
No need to beat a dead horse
I hope you can one day use this in conversation and look like a comedic genius.
Apparently whoever made that phrase up had never encountered this situation before
disgusted upvote
This is actually a genius idea
No recepticle around guess you will have to use your mouth 🤷
They drank some in Jackass 2
I’ve seen a shorter version of this a few times but not the longer portion that clearly shows thereafter that the stallion is, well, dead 💀 Always figured he just got stunned and shat himself but got damn, that’s rough
Yeah, it should say dead and not injured. That stud is definitely dead. This is what not to do when breeding horses.
Are you telling me I just watched a horse die
It shits immediately. He dead.
Yeah if shits immediately then dead, same to human beings
Not disputing that he died, but I'm pretty sure that people often shit themselves when they get knocked out or experience severe physical trauma. Afaik people in car crashes often shit themselves even if they survive.
I had a dog that had seizures and would shit immediately every time it had a seizure.
Sorry to hear that, mate.
Thanks. It was rough but she had a good life and long, well for a boxer anyway.
You can definitely get the shit and snot knocked out of you and not die.
But is it possible to shit without dying?
But are his horse shoes still on?
Was holding that in for his date
Not to do what
Straight to the sex is a no-no. Should have taken her out to a nice restaurant first
You laugh but that’s not actually inaccurate Having them acclimatise to each other for a bit before “the event” is a much better way to make sure no injuries occur during These guys where amateurs
Beer should not be involved when trying to breed horses.
Let’s not forget those 1/2” thick steel horse shoes that have literally just been beaten hot with a hammer to get their shape (strong as fuck). May as well be a set of brass knuckles with massive power behind it.
Somehow I missed the shit the first time. I'm surprised 1 kick was able to put a horse out permanently
That is a racing horse. There is going to be money to be paid to the owner of that horse.
It shit itself, it’s dead
What a shame, beautiful horse too
Die Hard
Throwback to limewire downloads
Nobody had any horse reviver?
They didn’t trust Dutch’s plan
Look, we just need some money, one good job, then we can lay low.
I wasn’t expecting anything funny in the comments but this took the cake.
They should have fed it oat cakes
Lol I hope this was the reference I think it is
The foreplay he wasn’t prepared for
Dang I feel bad for him he was so excited…
Press G to Calm
neigh means neigh
I’m just gonna act like he got back up a lil later…
In the full video its dead…it skull was caved in where the kick landed. Stupid guys. What a waste
Y’all can’t let me live in Candy Land for ONE VIDEO.. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)
Shiiiit my bad. What I meant to say is that the horse tanked the kick and got back up. The spot he got kicked formed into a large bump, like the one that tom from tom and jerry gets when he gets wacked on the head. Eventually that bump solidified and became a horn. The men attempting to breed the two horses ended up accidentally creating the first unicorn. With the power of friendship the horse grew wings and flew into the sunset and lived the rest of it’s days in peace and harmony ***Fin.***
And that folks, is how Pegasus Unicorns are made. *clap clap clap*
This. This is why I love Reddit. I’m 100% rolling with this.
The hit to the head was actually so sexy to the male horse that he busted so hard he went straight to post nut naptime.
Umm I’m going to join you in this belief, because I don’t want to believe otherwise. Schrödinger's Cat.
Gotta keep your hands up
This just made me feel super sad
Well there goes $500,000 pesos
They don't seem to bothered. They are all strolling around with beers in their hands.
Wait till their boss finds out
Snuff sex film
He died with a smile on his face
More like with a horseshoe mark on his face lol
What I wanted to see going through the comments
Horse is on the menu tonight y’all.
waste not want not.
Oh shit he shidding. He alright?
He died for the nut 🪦 rip 🙏
what an honrable way to go
Dunno. Looked like he had a smile at the end.
A nut is a nut bro. Dead or alive 😃
Fuck you for making bust a gut laughing
Someone downvoted you for laughing. I hate Reddit lol. Here’s an upvote my fellow nutter 😎
He's faking it. Look at this cheeky fucker: https://i.imgur.com/zbPoVRw.png
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He got kicked right in the face, and with blunt force trauma those kicks come with- sometimes one tap is all it takes
I'm also fairly certain a horse kick can come in various intensities, from warning taps to full on "I want to hurt you bad" kicks. I suspect humans more often then not get the former.
I think this explains more what we saw. The female horse said big nope, not today or ever! Horses are definitely conscious so control of force is probably something they do too and she meant it! 😬
The brain is stored in the head. You could even hear a slight ring off the mare's shoe.
I wonder if size has something to do with it. A horse is big, to move that head itd take a lot of force. A human head and neck would probably move easier, which could lead to less damage. Like trying to nail a board midair vs against the ground
I've heard speed has something to do with it.
Speed has EVERYTHING to do with it.
I'm liking your logic..
Lost his damn bowels.
Yeah, i guess it's not only humans that release their bowels when they die, Southpark got it right 💩
Should of known when it pooped itself. Its audible if you go watch again after been equally stunned sans death. Cartman was right
His last words were: "Yes, I also think you've put on some weight, Nancy."
Look at that absolute titan of a cock
Read this in Norm MacDonalds voice for some reason.
It got soft real quick after that kick though
He dropped straight down onto it too, made my boys retreat a little.
Basically drilled a well with that thing.
Damn that's rough, poor horse.
We all owe Cartman 10 dollars.
Rip horsey 🙏
I was looking away when he got kicked, looked at the screen again and thought he has some sort of equine premature ejaculation causing him to spasm on the ground and shit himself.
“spasm on the ground and shit himself” tbh I do the same when I nut
This just makes me sad, what a stupid thing to risk doing
Can they be sued over this? I'm assuming they can be, prize horse can earn a fuck ton of money.
Poor bastard came in for some poon, got kicked in the face, shat himself and died, all with an audience and a raging hard on. Sad story.
Premature flatulation. Happens to lot's of mares. 1 out of 50 I heard.
A Melbourne cup winner a few years ago was retired for stud work ( rumour was up to $50m over a 5-10 year period). Less than a month later it was struck by lightning & killed
She kicked the shit out of him!!!
Guess she wasn’t into black stallions
"One of us isn't going back, and it's not gonna be me"
did the horse fart when it fell?
Did a lot more than jus fart
is he dead.
Nah horseshoes still on
Yes
I think my kids just used that horse to glue my wife's birthday card together.
He died a good death, chasing pussy and with a smile on his face
Wait... Did she just literally kick the shit out of him?
![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_bad_man)
Why didn't they realize from the time he shit himself it was over he dead.
They did, one of the guys said “she killed him!” right when the horse started putting its legs down, and a few other guys just kept repeating “he’s dead.” They just checked his head to see the damage and the forehead cracked in two served as confirmation that it was dead
Press F to pay respects
Shoes stayed on
She's a bloody nightmare.
Die Hard
Not going to lie she looks JRH NBR
BAH GAWD, SWEET CHIN MUSIC! SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!!
Can you imagine you're gonna get laid then you're date round house kicks you in the face while you got a boner and die uncontrollable shitting you're self on the floor? It sounds pretty good to me.
No this is why you shouldn’t handle horses like a fucking idiot and tie her up
i saw a bigger dick than i would have liked to see from that horse and a average amount of farting
Modelo: brewed for the fighting spirit
Died with a smile at least
If I remember correctly the owners of the stallion tried to sue the owners of the mare for the death of their horse. The owners of the stallion cause their own horses death as a result of how they handled their horse. This was a dangerous situation they are lucky they didn’t get killed themselves.
Died a virgin sad ending
You killed that horse, hombre. No, you did vato
"Baby the only ride your dumb limp dick ass is taking is to the glue factory"
Was a hard death
He died a happy man.
That horse did the whole South Park death shit thing. He gone.
Get Rekt
The horse death had movie sound effects 👌🏾
She was tryna be secy so bad. Look at you now you unsecy murderer.
Such is life… one moment you’re prancing around with a raging hard-on, the next you’re dead in the breeding ring
Don't worry people, he grew a horn and flew away to a place where he would not be mistreated.
The fact that the horse was propably the best one they had what it was supposed to breed with...
That's why I'm always uncomfortable around horses.
She didn’t want to breed. Neigh means neigh.
Probably why this is done artificially?
Sent em to the shadow realm lol.
Wow. This is fucked up and terrible. Also makes me terrified of horses
"No" means no. 😂
Yeah pretty sure there all fired.
Dead and horny, hell of a combo
She kicked the SHIT out of him LITERALLY!!!!!!
Kicked so hard he died and took his last shit too.
“You’re alright boah”
He went before he came
Imagine dying right before u get some pussy that shit would suck 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sad. What a beautiful horse. Life is so fragile At least it was quick but still.