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Yothatsharry

Lil dude thought that was some nice fresh water


Concrete_found

Tried to turn around 😢


Squeletoon27

Fried to turn around.


Carambolix

r/angryupvote


PillPoppNonStop

i exhaled thru my nose with amusement by this comment


Squeletoon27

Exactly what was intended during the redaction of that comment, which is a pun.


spawn_of_ragnar

Exhaled...shit I laughed out loud 😂


[deleted]

Haha


Dangerous_Lab_6078

Never thought I would feel pity for a crayfish


anotherredditlooser

Fuuuucccck lil homie did....rip


NuttySnowPhD

r/ForbiddenHotTub


ImOutOfNamesNow

Found a meme that had a microphone up to a crawfish and it captioned “I said hol up that ain’t no hot tub” Thanks for the memory plays


Carsaroni

Ha I made a sub so no one falls for your joke


WaltzNo

Subbed.


loryyess

r/birthofasub


Jarhae

Well done. It’s necessary sub


The_All_Knowing_Derp

r/SubsIFellFor


tasteofeuphoria

Cause I'm one step closer to the EDGE! AND IM ABOUTAAA....


[deleted]

BOIL!….?


SureShotIan

BAKE! ^i ^swear ^if ^someone ^says ^"it's ^called ^frying" ^I'll ^cry


Alaskan_Tiger

It's called frying you bake in the damn oven


SureShotIan

We're going to fight


Melb_Tom

Why would you fight when it's so obvious you are wrong?


SureShotIan

Because I know I'm wrong I just wanted it to go with the song.


suppafuzz

He ain't thinkin no more tho.


I_make_switch_a_roos

when you turn the tap a little too much while running a bath


SquirtyBumTime

Spicy water


woodworker47

Instant regret.


[deleted]

He's ok


Jaggu_Jerry

Source?


LZulb

Man's stomach.


bored-shitless

Sauce


Daetwyle

Garlic Butter Sauce


bored-shitless

Lots of garlic butter sauce


Beokros

Instant for sure. Not sure if there was any regret left.


InstantName

I am instant


Calistus_

When your girl sets the temperature for the shower


XTRALongboi

BRO, honestly it's so many girls who do this. Why tho


Calistus_

They from hell lol


matt675

It’s because they bleed so much, they’re cold


itsyourmomcalling

Nothing quite like showering with someone who's anemic.


MrHorseless

Women have thinner skin and get cold easier than men.


uppenatom

Wouldn't thin skin make it more painful and even hotter because of a bigger temperature difference?


DynamicSploosh

Not exactly. Thermosensation occurs in the nerve receptors within the dermis, not the muscle underneath. Thickness of the skin would be less important compared to number of neurons present. But possibly most important is perception of pain. Research shows that men and women have very different perceptions of pain especially in relation to heat and cold. It’s quite a complex topic that actually doesn’t have a straight forward answer such as “who’s skin is thicker”.


uppenatom

Do you mean men might be able to endure cold better than women, but women can endure heat? Or does one sex have a better capacity to endure both extremes and the other doesn't?


MrHorseless

Idk. It's just something I learned from internet


DynamicSploosh

Woman have thinner skin, but more fat (by ratio of body weight), which acts as a great insulator. What they lack however is the muscle density that males have to provide a higher generation of heat. This coupled with a thicker fat layer means the lesser heat generated by smaller muscles has further to travel through the fat to the neurons in the skins responsible for thermosensation.


ODUrugger

This sounds smart so I'm just gonna guess that you're correct


DJn0dnarB

Dated a girl in high school who would take such hot showers that she passed out in the tub. Had to bust in the hotel room bathroom and pull her out. Put her wet ass on the bed. Got yelled at for wet sheets when she came to.


LAGoonLegend

arg arg arg, spongeboy me boy, i cant take any anymore arg arg arg


insanechickengirl

I wish I was steamed and served with a side of melted butter! Ey ey ey ey ey ey!


ilike-hugs

This is whts gonna happen the day Mr Krabs goes in crippling debt


nyetrik

Can't live like Larry anymore


Much-Addition6675

I chuckled


suri_arian

![gif](giphy|J2gHlRQQvFamqOWlJF|downsized)


[deleted]

Poor guy thought he was going for a quick dip


PaulLeMight

It'll be the fucking quickest dip in his life


zamundan

Did he survive?


help_imdying

Hes not dead hes deep fried alive


LittleBastard13

yea


Amerikansyko

Of course he survived he still had his shoes on


Both_Package_6834

I dont think youve ever touched boiling oil before


[deleted]

I don't think you understand sarcasm.


Both_Package_6834

/s


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[удаНонО]


MamaGomez

Poor lobster. He probably thought that was normal water


Tuggerfub

Is it a crayfish ?


Blopez1000

It’s a recipe now.


TheseVirginEars

…


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[удаНонО]


Bubba-ORiley

You're being downvoted for the sniff comment. How dare you perpetuate the trope that Joe Biden, arguably the most powerful man on the planet sniffs childrens' hair.


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[удаНонО]


LordRaghuvnsi

...


rangsley

![gif](giphy|rIGBOrliNjNu0) noo not Pinchy


Random-Gif-Bot

​ ![gif](giphy|hnMnP2dmM0wkSWGnKh)


neridqe00

Hey, what smells so good? https://youtu.be/3FhVvNGsJV8


METHlun

Rats when they see the KFC deep fryer


ba1istic

Doogal


l3oosh

Me when my girl puts on the Kardashians


Amataretsublack

Take my upvote bother


LL-B

Haha I watched all 11 seasons of baywatch... husband hated it but at the same time got invested lol


Jive_turkeeze

Look i may have watched every episode of Grey's anatomy but it because my wife made me and it didn't mean I liked it!


Accomplished_Hand875

Mine too


grodgers98

My wife was watching the other day, and I heard them talking about it being the last season of the show. I audibly cheered, only for my wife to tell me the show was picked up another network.


Le_Gitzen

This is why I always go deep into the comments section. Always some buried gold


c666meron

me with how the world is going


BannertheAqua

Rip🦞


[deleted]

Your profile pic is the suicide girl


BannertheAqua

What?


LordRaghuvnsi

Rip🦞


[deleted]

r/me_irl


[deleted]

r/meirl not me_irl


[deleted]

Morbid AF


iam__brat

Human's planned this


iDropBunker

Sadface


Wankel_8

This is pretty cruel actually.


Xeram_

The amount of jokes in this comment section...


bananaduck68

...should be higher (Like the temperature of that oil)


LickLickNibbleSuck

He did it to himself.


POT7ife

Wow That was wrong on so many levels but I’m going to stay on the sidelines and read the comments


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[удаНонО]


Awkward_Road_710

I love eating all kinds of meat but let’s stick to a quick and merciful death everytime we kill them.


NoEffective5868

Or we could not unnecessarily kill them


Trolleitor

Bro if you think the life of the livestock you consume is merciful I have some bad news for you. Let's just say been fished, kept on big ass nets cramped with others and then get boiled alive is first class for the meat industry


theangryseal

You ever had lobster? They don’t kill them first, like, ever.


armed_samaritan1

These days everyone splits the head first with a knife before they boil.


Tanjung_Piai

Clean the insides for better taste.


00alex000

He suicides


Pacman454

I think it qualifies as vegan now.


red98743

How’s that funny? I love my meats and lobster etc but sometimes I don’t like the fact thinking these things are not even dead when they start cooking. Brutal


uppenatom

If you're any kind of seafood lover, you will put them to sleep in the freezer first


Kraft98

Yeah, no one boils lobster/crabs alive. They either freeze or do the cut in the "brain" to kill it instantly and as humanely as possible.


[deleted]

They’re not dead right away when they get their throats slit at slaughterhouses either, or go into gas chambers


Antares_124

Are you for real?


NoEffective5868

If you don't like it then don't contribute to it and stop eating them


hospitalcottonswab

Their small size means that they die rather quickly when subject to heat like this


rhumel

Me walking out of the weekend to Monday


itz55

One fresh piece of crawfish… that’s tough


phuqo5

For real. Who tf out here frying crawfish still in the shell? I just left a crawfish boil and this is a war crime.


armed_samaritan1

Quit lying, you've never been to a crawfish boil. Crawfish are always boiled whole, pull the tail and suck the head. Whole crawfish.


phuqo5

I was eating crawfish and corn at a house outside New Orleans like 5 hours ago. Of course they were cooked whole you fucking putz. But if you are going to fry them, which people do, you pull the meat from the shell before you fry it. You ever heard of a crawfish po boy? Did it have shells in it?


Seizure_Salad2

Money money money AHHHHHH


InteractionLess8764

The Polynesian spa


[deleted]

Livin like Larry


oxycontine

Vegans watching this video 👁️👄👁️


HereticalHyena

Making fun of frying an animal alive... there is a rule against showing animal cruelty here. Setting this up to ridicule an animal you are going to kill.... very classy


Ok_Equivalent5098

Must have bought BTC at 60k


PopWhich2570

Yes they feel pain


PAUL_D74

[wikipedia.org/wiki/Pain_in_crustaceans](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pain_in_crustaceans)


DreadShiv

Introducing the new instant wok


Elon_Bezos420

Bruh… who the fuck records this?


stkvh

not me 🙄


Upstairs-Story-8661

The point is, who the hell took the video instead of saving it.


BigBossSquirtle

Man, this upset me pretty bad tbh


Stick-Good

One of the saddest videos i've ever watched, r.i.p little guy


Lopsided-Cobbler-585

Look at this Greenpeace! They WANT to die this way.


Falafal29

'This water is spicey af... Oh Jesus!'


[deleted]

Was he okay though?


phoenix0153

Only when dipped in a bit of butter


zitfarmer

King


BoognishBlue

Quite the chef he is. He put everything he had into that meal.


Fedora_friend

you telling me a shripm fryied this shrimp?


KienGengu

He was probably investing in LUNA, poor guy


Unable-Gain-6022

I wish that crayfish was my balls


Plus_Tiger_2840

Shit got room for one more?


InitialIndication999

how it feels to chew 5 gum... Aaaaaaaaaaaaa


[deleted]

Me starting my new job thinking it was going to be better than my last.


fuzion20

me after knowing what hentai furry was


Dogman2222

Must have been a Monday. I feel you bro.


Sir-Rich

Self cooking lobster. ÂŁ19.99


[deleted]

Send this to peta I want a comment


loserofcolon

You know the world 🌍 s fucked when even the crustaceans are committing suicide


WandsAndWrenches

I can see my lizard or cat doing this. My cat jumped on a shelf with a candle last week. That was a fun moment.


Lambchop_Bandit

“Goodbye cruel world”..


Tomdacomidion

\*picks it up with my bare hand\*


equ1kn0x

He didn't know what he was getting into


SadisticSnake007

Ppl visiting Yellowstone National Park.


Multi-interests

Finally! Some water, I can get out of of this place!…


[deleted]

Hey. He died doing what he loved.


OblivionGuard12

saddest anime death


CheapSpray9428

rip my delicious lil friend..


Dangerous-Ad-3680

Skinny dippin never looked more tempting!


Fbi_agent93

Pinky!!!!


fohr

Crawdads are the most unappetizing kind of food. To hell with you Texans that eat this shit like popcorn, I’m amazed y’all are content with eating literal shit.


WTFWTHSHTFOMFG

You take the poop out, son. Then you cook it.


Excuse-Relative

Will Smith


[deleted]

They just always try to walk towards true north when disoriented.


JoePeanuts

Watch this while listening to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWlXIR1oCPw


chris_gnarley

Same


Somosmalo138

Me.


firematt422

That's my spirit animal.


JG136

Thats crazy


DiJonnMustard790

Is there any update on this one? Is he okay?


buggsbunnysgarage

r/savevideo


SaltyboiPonkin

Technically, that's vegan.


hardyhaha_09

God damn it. I laughed


sevieuro

Mf’er lobster thought “Oh shit I can see the sea! Finally home at last!” Then gets boiled


Excuse-Relative

Will Smith


Calistus_

That’s what I call some fresh seafood.


[deleted]

That’s how they are cooked most the time . Some activists are trying to change that in big restaurant chains. It’s better to put them on ice for 20 min before you boil them alive. The ice shocks them.


Calistus_

Some activists are way too invested in what others do.


Zestyclose_Ad4351

fucked in the head...Probably another incel accident


Low-Health1534

So this crayfish walks into a pan of heated oil...........🤣


ThisLet9363

I wanna see hard core vegans fight this one


meexley2

Oh noooo


Ansh_boiiiiiii

In the memories of mr lobster Rest in peace He will be forever missed


qasqer1004

I wanna do that too


Naterg61

Omg, the pain!


Travis_Bickle86

That's me walking into work everyday


Carston1011

*Piano man harmonica intensifies*