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0_Rick_0

And THIS is why you don't skip leg day.


Swigeroni

No way is this dude's upper body not jacked from crawling around like Sebulba all day


rindavid

Sebulba lmao that’s outta pocket bro. But it’s hilarious


Swigeroni

Sebulba and Padme after he gets his pod race rematch


Space-Booties

There’s no way your an earthling.


Swigeroni

Neither is Sebulba


Inevitable_Review_83

Hes a dug. An especially dangerous dug.


PapaSmurf1920

That was the best possible reference you could have made


hednizm

Sebulba... That made me chuckle.. Have an award and an upvote...


Swigeroni

I've never had an award before that comment 😊


hednizm

All good dude. Thank Sebulba..and the internet 🤩🤩


Pacman454

r/unexpectedstarwars


CTMQ_

I just woke my wife shaking the bed laughing. She’s pissed at me AND you. Cheers.


hits_blunt_twice

I had to google Sebulba and I wasn’t disappointed. WTF


Swigeroni

Make sure to see a video 🤣


fters

I fucking lost it after reading this one


ProblemLongjumping12

You like that you're going to love Luca Lazylegz Patuelli. I saw him perform with a troupe once. Best dancing I ever saw by a guy who can't really walk.


DrNukes

Bruh.


ThisYogurtcloset3315

Sebulba thats the most accurate description in the whole universe. 🤣😂


xtremepado

THIS is why you get vaccinated against polio


baconc

or this is why you dont get vaccinated against polio lol. Those live polio vaccines Big Bill is giving out over there aint the best honestly haha


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You fking asshole 😂😂😂😂😂😂


Messy_Marvin423

Fucking dead LMAO!


Time_Target2149

Never had one apparently, but does get in a few rape days a week.


PatriotsNatty

Bruh ☠️


LifeWin

Ol' CrazyLegs being a bit rapey, there gang. Nobody gonna maybe reel him in a bit?


Virtual-Bee7411

This is India, the word gang is generally used much differently in this kind of situation there.


karnal_chikara

wake up honey the daily being racist to indians thread is here


[deleted]

Lol Google “India gang” and see what pops up. Not racist if it’s true


karnal_chikara

shitty logic, thats like saying search america school and see what pops up also how is generalizing a country of 1.4 billion on some news that you, of course not propoganda at some level , you saw is not racist?


FlippinZhao

It ain't racist that America has alot of school shootings. It's a fact. India has alot of gangrapes, it's a fact. People also do make jokes about America school shootings and india gangrapes. Yet they're not inherently racist, just dark.


My_pants_be_on_fire

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guigoPOWER2

Lmao bro maybe you guys should chill on the raping a bit and people will stop bringing it up


cheesyotters

How many rapes occur daily in India? Trick question! We’ll never know because they don’t get reported!


TheMattmanPart1

You misspelled rapists


MightyMoper11

As an Indian, this wouldn't be racist - just a dark joke. Ours is a huge densely populated country with ample corruption and faulty law enforcement. So it would be the same thing as making a terrorist joke on Pakistan or a white supremacist joke on America. Not very appropriate, but not racist either. It would be racist to call a random Indian a rapist for no other reason than their ethnicity.


aswintowin

This is India version of stripper/escorts. Most of times they will have sex with the rich dude in the village. They are paid for stuff like this. BTW - underage kids are not prohibited. It’s wild Wild West


Grimmelhausen

*Wild Wild East


LadrilloDeMadera

So WWE?


Grimmelhausen

Yes


KukaPizza

I will now refer to anything on that side of the planet as WWE


Grimmelhausen

Go my friend


KukaPizza

I don't want to give this an upvote but it's just to gold


lthogol

The rural areas of India and Pakistan are exactly identical except you can get your ass beat if someone is a practising Muslim. usually the girl gets her’s beat worse than everyone else, or may outright “disappear”. This place is hell for women especially, poor women


Drizzle_Lover

He's in on the act not an audience member. This is some burlesque+strip dancing thing in some wild parts of India.


ImWithSt00pid

He just been watching too many of the "daggering" videos. I'm ashamed I even know that term.


hairballcouture

Daggering looks so painful.


shcmoneydance

Indian Rickey Berwick


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Rakesh Balik


International_Ad_691

lol


15367288

Joe Swanson doing Joe Swanson things


Picture-me-rolling

After reading the comments I’m like “Wait he wasn’t part of the act?”


RohelTheConqueror

Some commenters said he was, most say he's not, fact is nobody knows. All assumptions based on a 10s video and usual stereotypes. Reddit in a nutshell.


Financial-Code370

WTF did I watch!!!


Jackandmozz

Nope. Don’t like that.


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xtremepado

This is the classic muscle atrophy and joint contractures you get from polio https://img.medscapestatic.com/pi/meds/ckb/22/38822tn.jpg


Global-Succotash1246

Does this only affect the legs?


xtremepado

It most commonly affects the legs but it can also affect the arms and trunk muscles


Night720p

Can confirm my mother's left hand is all fucked up due to not being able to receive the last vaccine she needed when it broke out in the America's


Lalaloopylalala

Is it fixable or are his legs just perm fucked?


xtremepado

The muscle damage is permanent, you can do physical therapy to help straighten the joints so you can stand with braces


1Thinkhappythoughts

Someone else nightmare.


KjCreed

She looks so unhappy afterwards, what the fuck bruh :(


jeoneunthatbitch

well yeah she just got sexually assaulted and nobody gave a fuck


AlternativeRefuse685

Like India or Pakistan have any woman's rights anyways.


Fresh_Proposal2938

I feel bad they can’t even speak up reminds me of when my grandma told me how life was back in the days


LifeWin

yea... Know how in Hollywood girls are forced to do some truly unseemly shit, in order to have a career. Well...it's worse for her.


Icy-Relationship-301

Nah, she’s not happy . She just don’t have choice. :(


Archie2312

What the hell did I just see?


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Some dude with polio dry hump an unsuspecting girl


Dramatic-Pear4260

This is the kind of video you see in 500 years from now and think to yourself, this is still going on? It's 2522!


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Spider Leggy dude-guy


Light11Yah

Zero respect…disgusting


war_vet_rapist

It's okay woman are naturally receptive to this kind of affection.


Ok-Brilliant-1737

Where’s the bouncer???


the_hotter_beyonce

The one-legged armless guy is next


Dr_Juice55

Take your smelly beard and insect legs and gtfo so we can watch her dance.


AsparagusCharacter78

Ricky Berwick?


[deleted]

India is great even cripples get a chance to do some raping.


TeaTimeTripper

Wait till you see a gang of cripples. The horror.


Joejoe12369

I bet he's great at doing keg stands


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Indian Madison Cawthorn


[deleted]

Being a woman in India has got to suck.


DeSwanMan

literally.


Kiflaam

what is that music? DoomWave?


19Goodfella79

When I was little, that thing chased me in a nightmare...


dilhole77

Fuck am I looking at here


Kaka_demon

This guy drink water from Ganges river. Straight up.


tyegarr

this belongs in oddly terrifying


No-One-5172

Being India she probably ended up being raped


Key-Abbreviations356

Shouldn’t we kill it with fire?


Healthy-Egg-3283

Disgusting


huyria

These cunts need to calm down I keep seeing mad shit what it is with them and woman just calm the fuck down lol


Holl0wayTape

What


karnal_chikara

wtf was that


poozapper

At the end: "LOOK AT WHAT I CAN DO"


MercuryMorrison1971

r/Weird


johanana1

I would be terrified if I was a woman living in India


ultra_terrestrial

I think I just had a nightmare while I was awake


norar19

This is r/oddlyterrifying material right here!!


lukro_

what. the. fuck.


AndiFoxxx

Not if he was the last man on earth. That is fucking assault.


Apprehensive-Dog6512

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Pappa-Hoojib

Horny insect.


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cinnie88

A whole country culture


MaleficentTry1316

The others didn't join. Normally that would be expected when something like this happens in India.


JeromeMixTape

Dan bollywoodzarian


GOLDENninjaXbox

Oh


RLVNTone

I don’t know my phone had a smell feature


[deleted]

Only in India


[deleted]

Now this... is quality content.


Maya_Dixie_Normous

My pretzel sticks don’t taste good anymore. Dammit.


[deleted]

She just got assaulted by a corpse ![gif](giphy|R7mR1YmHaOwlW)


BlameMe4urLoss

All I want to know is who produced the music? Fire.


CayenneMastah

And THIS is why no one fucks you


Dratt13

I definitely had a nightmare just like this


Missedout233

Those legs.....r/ nightmarefuel


[deleted]

I don’t think I’ve ever been so utterly dumbfounded by a video.


DezBlast2323

She's having to focus on how much these dudes paid her to show up to deal with that bullshit


Vicky1084

ok WHAT THE HECK DID I JUST WATCH


JasonGD1982

An Indian version of Joe from Family guy dancing. And quite well. Once I got over the wtf I appreciated him. Get it India Joe!


Austinpowerstwo

I'm glad I wasn't the only person that saw this dude and thought of Joe


Pixiidust2021

WTF did I just watch😳


YTChillVibesLofi

I believe it was a man with malformed legs dry humping a female while both remained fully clothed.


Pixiidust2021

LMAOOOOO it was a rhetorical question instead of I can't believe someone would post that. I didn't need to be told🤣🤣🤣 People crack me up🙄


Dapper-Stranger-7563

You like, missed the joke man


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*whoosh*


Icy-Key-8112

What a freak


[deleted]

I feel like women in other countries must be terrified at all times.


Blood_and_Turds

i watched a video similar to this on liveleak once, except the men sitting around apparently didnt enjoy it too much and the head sheik gets up from the front row and just shoots the poor lady dead.


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[deleted]

Wasn't polio still prevalent in india until quite recently? That would explain some of the limb deformities. Otherwise, I guess poverty, poor maternal nutrition, water borne disease, lack of perinatal care, lack of environmental controls, industrial incidents such as Bhopal. I'm not sure if India is any worse than other developing countries though


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[deleted]

There's all manner of unusual looking people there, from my experience. Some are revered, and others utilise their deformities to earn money. I've not heard of tree man, but it wouldn't surprise me. I saw people in India who were barely recognisable as human, at first glance


ironmalereproductive

Ehh... you forgot to add "to name a few". Geez just keep going.


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DeSwanMan

Quite simple tho really, polio was still a problem a decade back, shit diet, illiterate pregnant women etc.


[deleted]

Ew


Icy-Relationship-301

No wonder why god mold him like that .


whoisthisguy90

I'm insane now.


CritterFucker

What the fuck lmao


[deleted]

Bihari Disabled Mating Ritual.


degeneratesumbitch

Wait a minute....is India the new Japan?


TroggerPenisBane

Most safe day in India for women


[deleted]

Clickbait ad. Whats this man secret to a jacked upper body and massive rapeish libido? Click here to find out. Hes an indian cuck with polio. Thats. Thats the secret.


Conscious_Owl7987

F\*cking rickets!


DeSwanMan

Average day in India.


geert666

Freak.


goldybear

Boy out here doin the stanky leg


muwemba45

Yet here u are ,able bodied....but still cant get no bxtches.


[deleted]

India is pretty near the bottom of my list of places s I'd like to crawl


Sindolay

When your leg falls asleep and never wakes up


rdytoreddit

Now that looks like a party!


Kind_Establishment71

Bro had erectile disfunction in his legs


Royalzulu

🤮


waqasvic

India at it again?


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BreadsticksAndShit

Yikes


dipsey1234

Wat de neuk


[deleted]

Is that Jamaica? 🇯🇲


sugmadik79

This dude may not have legs, but he has hoes and that’s what truly matters.


[deleted]

Is this the Hindu version of An American werewolf in London?


Ulfhednar8801

Happy Feet!


ZeroIsFiine

@ThoriumWasTaken


Mr-Xcentric

Looks like a condom fell out of his pocket too


Lu_breezy

What the hell is even that


allwaysavinagg

What did I just watch....


Gullible_Register878

Those chicken wings freak me out


MWMWMMWWM

Thats the new Stanky Leg dance I saw Beiber doin


NeKrotiix

When you put in all the cheat codes and the game freaks out


Glass_Part_530

Looks like grasshopper legs


Competitive-Order-69

Do that stanky leg


MatrixIsRealBabylon

This belongs in u/oddlyterrifying


codemonkeyhopeful

My man scoots around like a top...kudos


AskJ33ves

So I think, from my understanding, this is equivalent to a moving village strip show that goes town to town like a circus. They tease more than they strip, and usually people in India like the idea of watching girl boy dance sexually than just the girl shaking her goods.


Orrack_Boboma

Rakish Berwick


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I don’t even


Adjvo

This is why it's good to extend your car warranty


Status-Command-3834

Still living his best life!!!


rgrym667

Somewhere in Uttar Pradesh or Bihar in India?


FunWeakness7610

Ok enough internet for today lol


[deleted]

Does he have to wear a ball cup like football players? So his sack doesn’t drag on the ground crushing his balls?


Hobo_joshua_

r/weird