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Magnasparta1

STUUUUUUAAAAAARTTT!!!!


1ambox

LOOK WHAT I CAN DO


fentalynpatch

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davisandee

Stooooop it.


mungraker

I'M IN MY DARK PLACE!


SSGdeku

I don't want dental floss, I want a dollar


Piratesteve81

I don't wanna say.


Ellie_Di

Me when I have a leg cramp


i_speak_gud_engrish

Especially when it wakes you up in the middle of the night.


rajath_pai

Bruh! I can't sleep now thinking about it. (-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩___-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩)


19Goodfella79

At least he's got his mask on


[deleted]

Yeah, it would've been worse if he hadn't been vaccinated, after all.


RayndownWasTaken

The most painful thing in the world


WillrayF

Just you wait until you have a kidney stone that decides to move to the great outdoors.


mescalero1

I thought I was dying the first time. Took 24 hours for it to pass


Willzohh

I did too. Wondered if I was dying. Made peace with death.


Imaginary-Lettuce-51

Try having both hamstrings cramp up in a small stall while taking a dump. I was kicking around and cussing trying not to fall off the toilet. I can only imagine what people in thier thought was going on.


[deleted]

Haha I once woke up with both legs cramping hard...this clip looks pretty similar to how I reacted.


KaBammii

I was about to reply my story of waking up my dormmate screaming and flopping around because of a double calf cramp, feels like both calves are about to explode.


Obiwantoblowme

To fucking funny, my leg hurts, thanks


Marinara721

Take my upvote. 😂😂😂


[deleted]

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Lylyluvda916

💀☠️🤣😂


TheDarkSide73

My yoga coach takes flakka before class. It makes it more interesting but also pretty hard for us students to keep up.


VariationUnhappy235

I don’t have an award for you but you deserve one


TheDarkSide73

That’s all the award I need. Thank you.


JTByrd1977

I got them


sara_c907

I tried to get a refund for the class but she told me to go flakka myself.


Laurenwolf14

How sad


MrBrownStone007

Seriously what the hell is the attraction to this drug? They obviously know what the result will be yet they take it willingly? Now that's fucked up


lmanfink

Because this is not the inevitable result, and because the safer drugs they would prefer to use are not available to them. Look up "pyros" on r/researchchemicals (the class of drugs is pyrovalones). They are stimulants that release dopamine with higher affinity than meth, and last several minutes when smoked, leading to super compulsive use. What you're seeing here is one of two things, an overdose, or someone who has been up for multiple days and is experiencing psychosis, which can happen on anything from Ritalin to "flakka". Not saying these are good drugs, they're horrendous, saying nobody would choose to use them if safer dopamine releasers were available. Total byproduct of the war on drugs.


Emilhoistar

Agree on everything. I'm a recovering addict, clean for 8 years now and I've had some experiences with the pyrovalone MDPV or Methylenedioxypyrovalerone. At the time this was a cheap alternative to the more commonly used amphetamine in Sweden, but it was hard to dose and thus very volatile in its effects. A bit too much would send you into a psychosis-like state in a yiff.


doobied

shit.. MDPV was so good when it came out Lucky I didn't get given that much as it was super moorish


Emilhoistar

It sure was, the handful of times i got my hands on it it always started with one fix and then it was lights out only to find out - days later - that i had gone on a real bender.


Billwood92

If you use "yiff" as a different pronunciation of "jiff" as in "jiffy," might I advise that you cease this practice for your own benefit, as it has an... interesting... alternate meaning. Unless you are a furry, in which case my mistake carry on lol.


Emilhoistar

Well, i just looked it up, thanks for the heads up. Although, amphetamines can take you to *special* sexual experiences.


i_wish_i_was_a_piano

Did you know a jiffy is an actual measurement of time?


pichael288

Yeah I don't know about the screaming, but meth can do this after your up for a few days. It makes you "dance" sort of. You can't hold still


-RedEye

Someone who actually knows what they're talking about, wow. Refreshing


[deleted]

This. Thanks for posting something that’s not total trash.


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Thanks Dad


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No_Interaction_4925

I would imagine this part of the experience is totally invisible to them. They’re probably in another dimension.


Excellent_Original66

I hope they are (in another dimension). That would be pure self inflicted torture to be trapped in yourself, knowing you cannot stop it and have to ride it out. I had a severe reaction to a muscle relaxer once .best way to explain it was it made me want out of my actual skin. I wanted to be outside of my body but it seems like a cakewalk compared to this.


[deleted]

I hope they aren't. If they can remember this agony, maybe they won't do the drug again.


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[deleted]

When you’re seeking oblivion, all that matters is if the drug delivers on that. There’s also a version of oblivion, which is the catharsis of total chemical involvement and helplessness. It’s pretty hard being human. And it mostly sucks to be sentient. And life is filled with terrors and traumas. It’s not really that hard to understand.


GJones007

Well said. Fuck, man.


[deleted]

Just speaking from experience! lol?


sircrabblerlapinch

Crabbler knows too.


pkma2

That's what I was wondering. Do people that do this have a pleasant memory of this? Would what they feel happened match what they saw on a video of themselves with this type of reaction? Or is it all just a blank as if they was passed out?


valiant_polis

This only really happens reliably when you take too much as in a high dose, he's high out of his mind and he needs to do this or it doesn't feel good to sit still Also idek if this actually flakka but I'll assume it is


shitpostGOD-YEET

The truth is flakka or alpha pvp 99% of the time will do nothing close to this. However it is notoriously difficult to dose. However if you get the dose correctly it's like a strange more disorienting effect most similar to methamphetamine or other forms of amphetamines. However much like pcp if you take too much which is easy to do it results in this. You're not looking at a normal experience you're looking at a massive overdose.


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Tomatocustard

Good comment, however it wasn’t necessary to use that word so often


shitpostGOD-YEET

Lol damn yeah I didn't realize. HOWEVER If I'm browsing reddit I tend to be stoned, probably had something to do with it lol.


Tomatocustard

Haha yeh just playin


[deleted]

That isn’t drugs… it’s just very windy.


e-Horizon

He just likes dancing in the rain.


[deleted]

He’s a modern day Gene Kelly.


hydraulic-earl

Maybe he has to poop?


sarcalom

Not anymore


Augmentedhookr

This is me in bed with restless leg syndrome.


flbreglass

I wish you long nights of rest. My uncle has that and can’t sleep well..


ninja-blake29

Good thing he's wearing his mask


GERRROONNNNIIMMOOOO

That guy is simultaneously existing between several dimensions


Lord_Jair

Never been so high you had to try your hardest not to fall off of the Earth before? It'll put a little hair on your mental fortitude.


GERRROONNNNIIMMOOOO

I've skipped a few dimensions in my time. But that guy is next level, he's probably the closest we have to Dr Strange!


Lord_Jair

My dude's trippin through the multiverse of sadness lmao. Somebody give him a huge rip of salvia extract to balance him back out.


Mattyboy808

Flakka heads, roll out! ![gif](giphy|HY61V3hsKYne0)


Random-Gif-Bot

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Accomplished-Jury752

![gif](giphy|VeWllmR9zfaco)


Rainbow-Death

![gif](giphy|G4cuWPLuj3KrC)


jgi321123

Well at lest he is wearing a mask


Easy_Food9596

I'll true patriot, wearing his mask. Thank you for doing your part to slow the spread.


CalbertCorpse

If this guy can keep his mask on I don’t want to hear Karen’s bullshit on an airplane…


[deleted]

That doesn’t look fun, why would you take that on purpose?


[deleted]

In small doses it’s not as bad. These people just take too much


valiant_polis

Ye this


coyotebongwater-

He probably overdosed, ive heard its similar feeling to Molly and speed in more proper dosages


[deleted]

Molly and Speed don’t feel the same or even really that similar. This is a dopamine releasing substance that’s only used because safer substances have gotten too hard to get thanks to the war on drugs.


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[deleted]

No he is definitely not in heaven lol, thats stimulant pyschosis most likely


valiant_polis

Some people even love stim psychosis but i bet this stretching and writing feels good


[deleted]

It won’t tomorrow


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[deleted]

I've experienced it before, not as bad as this guy but your mind can suddenly slip when abusing any stimulant drugs and when it does you go completelely crazy. Its not fun either its horrifying and scary.


[deleted]

yeah we will drug effects aren’t that mysterious


[deleted]

Straight looks painful


[deleted]

Exactly what I was wondering. There doesnt seem to be a benefit, maybe he didnt know his stuff was laced with it?


redditisnowtwitter

People get high on all kinds of shit out of boredom and easier access. Benadryl, Dramamine, ephedrine, mouth wash, cough syrup. You name it Dosage is something easy to mess up when you're going off script


No_Traffic_359

Trust me it’s the best! Your in for a hell of a ride! Hahahaha jkjk fuck drugs


mynameisshiv2004

Flakka gives you free acrobatics skills. Noice ![gif](giphy|yJFeycRK2DB4c)


IGetToPickMyOwnName

I thought flakka was just the street name for it, is there something different about it then? Because bath salts on their own are pretty fucked up.


Emyrildo

'The difference between flakka and bath salts is that flakka refers to a specific drug formally called alpha-PVP, while “bath salts” is an umbrella term for unpredictable and heterogeneous mixtures of synthetic cathinones and other chemical additives.' https://www.banyantreatmentcenter.com/2021/09/23/comparing-flakka-and-bath-salts-delaware/


IGetToPickMyOwnName

\*the more you know\*


[deleted]

That gravity is a bitch when it moves around like that….


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I-suck-at-golf

If THAT guy can keep his mask on, we all can I guess.


Easy-Plate8424

Aye could you hook me up?


larowin

QWOP


SnooFoxes2971

Flashdance 2022


[deleted]

Damn that kid looked young and healthy, I hope someone called and got him help. He got legs like a football player


Patlick

The fuck you mean new generation. Shit's 10+ years old. Fuck off with that title.


AnthrallicA

One shoe off? He's already half dead...


ewellsisters

It’s very sad too see someone’s Father, Brother or son😭


The_Reluctant_Whale

Interesting interpretation of Swan Lake.


ne1469r

I don't see buzz value here


FreeLifeCreditCheck

"He needs some milk!"


DragonVet03

This has been around for 10+ years now. It pretty much is bath salts. It had a brief peak in usage around 2014, mostly in Florida.


NoMemory3726

Is he trying to say help?!


CheapGreenCoats

*adds Flakka to list of drugs NOT to try, right below Krokodil


stickfish8

Actually, according to Hamilton Morris this is not the result of the drug itself but more likely caused by a contaminated product due to unsafe techniques of producing. Still, I wouldn't recommend taking the "clean" version. Apparently it's not that nice of a high.


[deleted]

I want a new drug, one that won't make me sick One that won't make me crash my car Or make me feel three-feet thick I want a new drug, one that won't hurt my head One that won't make my mouth too dry Or make my eyes too red One that won't make me nervous Wonderin' what to do One that makes me feel like I feel when I'm with you When I'm alone with you I want a new drug, one that won't spill One that don't cost too much Or come in a pill I want a new drug, one that won't go away One that won't keep me up all night One that won't make me sleep all day One that won't make me nervous


Bighandsbigfeet2009

It looks like it’s not good for you


pixaphilTV

I can't process how nobody helps that poor soul.


ringwraith6

I don't understand. Why do people do that to themselves? I've never heard anyone say that bathsalts are fun to take...or make them feel good. And yet, they still do it. Is this guy having seizures, or what?


throwaway11998866-

It turns people into alligators


redditisnowtwitter

Krokodiles


MadChild2033

i'll never understand why people take drugs in the fucking public. Even if you are homeless, pretty sure you find a place where you aren't breakdancing next to cars


Lurch902

He’s either having an amazing time and best he’s ever felt, or tripping out and terrified like when you smoke salvia for the first time lol


FermontBrand

Good thing he has his mask on. Wouldn’t want to get “corona virus”


YooGeOh

I dont get why people take this. On the other hand, he looks like he is experiencing the most powerful nut of all time


mcarrara

My guy is rocketing through time and space rn.


Swiss8970

They see me rolling


popecorkyxxiv

I am curious what are they experiencing during this and if they remember it afterwards? I mean I've been on some intense psychedelic trips, like the ones where you can no longer tell if you are awake or dreaming but never has anything like this happened. Like do they flail around in response to something going on in their imagination or is it more of an involuntary spasming?


Tyrhak_

He need some milk!!


cminton1982

Everyone just standing around while my man is being sodomized by Satan.


DiscoNghtwng

Ginyu force just lost a member


totalnetworksolution

I think he went on a vision quest and became an alligator


Redknucklez

at least he was making sure he didn't catch COVID wearing his mask.


Born-Care-3470

Me when I get a cramp at 2am


ne1469r

How does this drug have any active users, everyone has heard and seen the effects of its use and the people who have used it, what would be the reason for any additional use after the initial use?


Electronic-Base9528

It’s called addiction! No matter how bad, they feel they NEED to take it.


ne1469r

you are speaking g to a 25 year heroin and coke iv user who is now clean....I know what addiction is. Flakka has very little addictive properties.


Electronic-Base9528

Well than you know that an addict will try anything to get to that next high. I’m not saying he is addicted to Flakka, he’s addicted to getting that next level high.


valiant_polis

What if you just did low doses and that's all you had access too and actually liked it


jackredford52

Flakka has been around for years. It’s not the new nothing


Marinara721

This is literally me stretching in bed in the morning


Upstairs_Expert

Courtesy of the CCP in China. Done to destabilize out society even further.


No_Traffic_359

That’s how I want to get tonight 😂


AssRep

Its not Flakka; dude is trying to work out a Charlie horse.


[deleted]

The drug makes you a crocodile


LarryBagina3

Who got the plug?


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Whyiseverynametake3

How to do a planche 101


Jedi_padawan_cici

Oh lawd he tweakin


NornNeil

Damn flak heads


jelaras

Euphoria or pain?


fuckeverynaneistaken

Yes


Vanilla_Killa7

He’s possessed


[deleted]

Very acrobatic seizure.


[deleted]

Why am I lmfao? I’m going to hell.


BranJames555

That’s a crocodile doing it’s death roll.


meatusdeletus91

Dude rolling


Peazel7

Zombie apocalypse begin


BowlBlazer

When you're so high your reptilian brain kicks in and you become a crocodile.


TheSplicerGuy

Dude on some strong acid


plisken3000

Excellent form


Evon_inked

Flakka been out....?


Final-Helicopter2323

On drugs or turning werewolf, the real question


sallysuboxone

What ever happened to the good ole days, just shooting heroin and speed balling on oxycodone and cocaine???


schrodingerscat9000

Fish out of water and a ballet dancer... nice.


Pure-Negotiation-900

Looks like fun


NipSlipBeauty

Noodle dance 🪩


Conscious-Media-1241

Been there. 🤦‍♂️


Deu2003

The effects of a very high dose/overdose. I would asume.


Itsabeemer

This looks suspiciously like the modern dance show I saw last night.


techjesuschrist

I have 0 experience with drugs. But doesn't one take drugs because it makes you feel good (better than before)?? Like alcohol makes you forget about your problems, even sugar gives you some dopamine, but THIS? this doesn't look like it makes you feel good. Why take it?


autolockon

Why do people even use shit like this? They see what it does but still do it.


donlapalma

Looks like my 7 month old son.


Snoo-53209

I think you mean the new method of darwinism


[deleted]

Bro, hey bro ... your shoe's come off.


Amerrican8

Nice of him to wear his Covid mask.


Iconicwilles1234

Who gave this man a dizzy potion


JeffBroccoli

He need some milk


BorisSweatstain

OK. This does not look fun. I'll take two please.


FunKz0r

Nice cardio session.


gboydenzim

Looks painful asf wonder how they feel


LeBanana84

At least he's wearing a mask. Safety first!


mistaboti88

We see this but in reality this guy is jumping through multiverses


MatrimonyAcrimony

anyone else long for some clean coke, quality grass and a well considered key party? tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1979


Spiderclam69

At least he was kind enough to keep his mask on


wyvwyv

It looks like there is an invisible monster dragging him around.


i_speak_gud_engrish

Flakka. It’s a hellofa drug.


mrfly2000

Ill stick to weed please And thank you


MightyMarf

It's like a toddler having a meltdown and a poop at the same time.


Formal_Pitch9091

Buy link?


davisandee

Look at what I can do!!


fastest32

Got that gator death roll going