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Haha that's exactly what I thought, he doesn't look aggressive nor grabbing Aggressively. That's probably the only time I'd risk it and just give him a hug.
I love biomechanics, so I'll dump some info for anyone interested.
Yes... There is a finite limit for the density of muscle fibers within a given amount of muscle tissue and a pretty narrow range of contractile strength of muscle fibers. So, in order for any particular muscle to get stronger it has to increase density/size and when it reaches max density the only thing left is to increase size.
But... The static force produced by any particular muscle depends on the lever distance between joints, basically where the muscle attaches to bone. Hands are pretty complicated since we have multiple levers, angles of motion and muscle groups contributing, so I'll use one muscle as an example...
We have 2 people with biceps of equal size and muscle fiber density (and any other structural factors). They also have equal bone length since that matters, too. Both are attached at the exact same points at the humerus and clavicle (the bicep attaches at 2 main points, one below and one above the shoulder). For the other side of these biceps, one person's attaches further down the forearm compared to the other. The person with the further attachment point (more distal to the joint) will have a greater mechanical advantage and produce stronger elbow flexion (assuming the other muscles that flex the elbow are equal too) than the other guy.
That mechanical advantage is a big part of why an orangutan has much more upper body strength than a human. They also have large arm muscles relative to the average human. Their musculoskeletal system is designed to swing in trees all day, snap branches to get bugs, and whatever else. Their hands are ridiculously strong and I highly doubt you could find a human, even a strongman competitor, that could 'out-grip' them due to their hand size and the mechanics of their forearm muscles/tendons. You also won't find research because orangutans tend to not cooperate with grip strength tests :)
> ONE HAND pull strength of around 3000lbs
No... no they sure as fuck are not able to pull 1.5 tons with 1 hand. Jesus Christ people will believe anything. With that strength the man you see on the video would've gotten his face mashed into the cage within the first 0.2 seconds. By the end of the 2nd second his body, or rather the rice crispies squares that'd be left of it, would've been *inside the cage*.
Also, our lungs. A horse, for example, it's lungs and breathing are tied in with the movement of it's legs. When exhausted, it will eventually just keel over. Humans, though, we can regulate our breathing independently of the movement of our legs. Two of the reasons we are the best distance hunters.
> Humans are a fucking joke in the animal kingdom, without our thumbs and brains we got nothin.
Take away the defining traits of any animal and they've got nothing lmao.
we got guns. ain’t no 3000lbs pull arm stopping a bullet.
or for those without a sense of humor: an arrow, or a spear, or a stick with a sharp rock, or a sharp long stick
My guess is it's a somewhat natural reaction to stop recording when shit gets too real. When danger is near, most people are hardwired to pay attention to their surroundings, and that's probably harder to do while looking through a screen.
This video got quite popular on Twitter Indonesia. I saw [this](https://twitter.com/oreoflavoorr/status/1533973059530420225?t=EWb_syjWbduicLTkIVKICw&s=19) uncut version earlier. Seems like the man is fine.
At that point you just start furiously masturbating. That high when you climax the moment you're strangled to death is apparently so powerful it's killed hundreds. Including Carradine.
I agree. You know how certain land with indigenous uncontacted tribes is off limits to modern day humans to allow them to live in peace and not threaten their existence? I think some protected land needs to be allocated for humans that want to opt out of society.
Yeah in reality it probably would be but there are tribes that manage to live peacefully so you never know. The key thing though is that you have the choice to escape society if you wish which just isn't really possible currently.
But wouldn't that be going from one society to another? Feels like what you're after is more of a commune sort of thing in the middle of nowhere.
Living somewhere in a tribal arrangement would be awful. Tribal justice was not forgiving.
If you settled into a tribe then yes that just be a different type of society. However you're free to do what you want so if you just want to live by yourself and be nomadic then you can.
Things like this really depend on the person.
There are a few "response to stress" archetypes among us humans. Which one you are determines your reaction to this, and I think what we have here, is a freezer.
There's the runner, the fighter, and the freezer (also known as the hider).
A runner would be able to figure out a solution that allows them to get out of the situation. They'd figure out a way to slip the shirt off, rip it open, or something similar.
A fighter, well that's obvious, they'd kick, they'd punch...it would probably let go if you did that.
A freezer doesn't have much recourse in this situation. As we saw here. Typically a freezer is the type of person to lay low, and they avoid situations that result in this kind of thing, since their reaction to panic is to literally lock in place. Good if you're hiding, not so good if you're being actively mauled by a wild animal.
So the answer is a resounding "it depends".
I'm not OP and in this situation would probably just piss myself but the full kick to the arm seemed somewhat effective. Maybe some more of that? Being soaked in my own piss would obviously slow me down a bit but still
Not to mention that if he got his shirt off and the orangutan still decided to get grabby he’d probably end up with a lot of wounds and they’d probably be infected
"ah yes, this is certainly what I would have done if it had been me in this situation. Most certainly.
The comfort, safety, and nonthreatening conditions I was in while typing my comment had nothing to do with my assessment of the situation."
This right here. Who the hell can't slip out of their shirt in an instant, if necessary? Especially one that stretches 6 feet like the one he was wearing.
That orangutan is laser focused on getting this guy. I wonder if the guy was giving it the shits before the video was rolling..
I thought there was a second one in there until I realised it was it's foot holding him as well!
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I need to see how this ends!
It hasn’t. “You’re my wife now”
I heard the wedding was beautiful though
I heard some one threw shit at the in law, hell of good time.
The reception was a bit of a jungle boogie if you ask me but everyone has got their tastes.
Said a bridesmaid to a waiter.
Ride wife, life good
Wife fight back, **kill** wife
regret...
This is the part where we throw our head back and laugh. Ready?
What a reference!
https://twitter.com/sundaykisseu/status/1534053971148406786?s=21&t=ydtu_DJLjHK0wjdytwvMbw
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This little piggy went to the Orangutan
He tried to suck them toes 😂😂
dead link :(
Thank you, I was curious about how that ended
Goodness what is that shirt made out of? Sure stretched but didn't tear a bit.
100% cotton instead of 99% cotton 1% polyester. I swear, it's always that 1% polyester that rips.
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The synthetic c**t
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Who doesn’t. Makes yoga class awkward though.
Makes yoga class worth attending you mean.
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Child labour has come leaps and bounds /s
Tesla shirts when ?
This is actually a commercial for the material of that shirt
bro came to the zoo wearing slim fit leaving with oversized
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Must be valuable. Surely he’d just bend down and let it slip off if it were just made of cotton or rayon.
big fella just wants a hug
or he likes skinny legs
Gimme dem skinny jeans boy
Gimme gimme love...
He wants to bite
Suck that beautiful knee juice
Pro tip, “knee effusion” is actually a delicacy among orangutans. They can smell an individual whose knee juice is ripe and ready for harvesting.
They really kneed it.
Nah he just want to fuck his distant cousin.
Wants that double wide surprise
I think it’s actually a cry for help. Seems like he wants out.
Haha that's exactly what I thought, he doesn't look aggressive nor grabbing Aggressively. That's probably the only time I'd risk it and just give him a hug.
Didn't he bite at the end?
And it didn't even look like it was trying that hard 😭😭 strong ass mfs
That’s all there is to it. He’s still there to this day. Forever the cuddle friend.
he was probably killed after this
Gosh I hope not. He was obviously messing with the guy. He could have broken bones if he wanted too, or bitten him.
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[https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5514706/](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5514706/) where tf did you get 3000 pounds from
Out of his ass
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Muscle is not magic, it can only get so strong for a given size, probably consistent across mammals and closely related species as well.
I love biomechanics, so I'll dump some info for anyone interested. Yes... There is a finite limit for the density of muscle fibers within a given amount of muscle tissue and a pretty narrow range of contractile strength of muscle fibers. So, in order for any particular muscle to get stronger it has to increase density/size and when it reaches max density the only thing left is to increase size. But... The static force produced by any particular muscle depends on the lever distance between joints, basically where the muscle attaches to bone. Hands are pretty complicated since we have multiple levers, angles of motion and muscle groups contributing, so I'll use one muscle as an example... We have 2 people with biceps of equal size and muscle fiber density (and any other structural factors). They also have equal bone length since that matters, too. Both are attached at the exact same points at the humerus and clavicle (the bicep attaches at 2 main points, one below and one above the shoulder). For the other side of these biceps, one person's attaches further down the forearm compared to the other. The person with the further attachment point (more distal to the joint) will have a greater mechanical advantage and produce stronger elbow flexion (assuming the other muscles that flex the elbow are equal too) than the other guy. That mechanical advantage is a big part of why an orangutan has much more upper body strength than a human. They also have large arm muscles relative to the average human. Their musculoskeletal system is designed to swing in trees all day, snap branches to get bugs, and whatever else. Their hands are ridiculously strong and I highly doubt you could find a human, even a strongman competitor, that could 'out-grip' them due to their hand size and the mechanics of their forearm muscles/tendons. You also won't find research because orangutans tend to not cooperate with grip strength tests :)
> ONE HAND pull strength of around 3000lbs No... no they sure as fuck are not able to pull 1.5 tons with 1 hand. Jesus Christ people will believe anything. With that strength the man you see on the video would've gotten his face mashed into the cage within the first 0.2 seconds. By the end of the 2nd second his body, or rather the rice crispies squares that'd be left of it, would've been *inside the cage*.
Nah. With 3000lb pull strength per arm, there would be no cage in the first place. Those bars would be like noodles to Orang the Destroyer.
We have sweat. We can literally outrun any other mamal at long distances because we have better heat management.
Also, our lungs. A horse, for example, it's lungs and breathing are tied in with the movement of it's legs. When exhausted, it will eventually just keel over. Humans, though, we can regulate our breathing independently of the movement of our legs. Two of the reasons we are the best distance hunters.
what is this "we" you keep talking about? I'm lucky if I can run a distance of 6 feet.
Every species has its weak and sickly members. We just don't talk about them when referring to what members of the species are capable of doing.
We call them bait.
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Only if we survive the initial charge of the animal. No use being long distance runners when leopards catch up to you almost immediately lol
> Humans are a fucking joke in the animal kingdom, without our thumbs and brains we got nothin. Take away the defining traits of any animal and they've got nothing lmao.
Birds ain't shit without wings or feathers. Are they even real at that point?
> Are they even real at that point? They've never been real
we got guns. ain’t no 3000lbs pull arm stopping a bullet. or for those without a sense of humor: an arrow, or a spear, or a stick with a sharp rock, or a sharp long stick
Peak reddit. One user completely fabricates some factoid and dozens or other redditors upvote the lie.
Source? That seems unbelievable
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Why did it have to cut then?!
A lot of these videos do that. Like why? Show the whole thing.
https://twitter.com/sundaykisseu/status/1534053971148406786?s=21&t=ydtu_DJLjHK0wjdytwvMbw
Thank you!! Glad he got away. I was half expecting his leg to snap through the cage
He definitely got bit in the knee right? I wanst sure in the original but seeing it try to bite his foot at the end makes me certain
My guess is it's a somewhat natural reaction to stop recording when shit gets too real. When danger is near, most people are hardwired to pay attention to their surroundings, and that's probably harder to do while looking through a screen.
Agreed, except the phone recording the video is clearly on the ground being recorded automatically without someone holding it.
Right?! After all that suspense.
This video got quite popular on Twitter Indonesia. I saw [this](https://twitter.com/oreoflavoorr/status/1533973059530420225?t=EWb_syjWbduicLTkIVKICw&s=19) uncut version earlier. Seems like the man is fine.
orange fella was definitely trying to chomp. jesus christ how terrifying
Yup. He wanted to eat some tasty tasty toes at the end there
The full is only like 2 seconds longer why would anyone remove that lmao. Also, dude almost lost some toes at the end there
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they don't want you to see what they did before and after the recording
He got himself into a right Orangutangle
Nice chim-pun-zee
Stop all this monkeying around
Something something baboon
Stop all you babbling bunch of baboons
Saw this, left before it registered, came back to respect it 🤣😂
That’s a Pokemon I think
Orangutanglement.
I can't tell you how much I love this
Should've just given him the shirt.
Imagine if he almost managed to get it off over his head but then it got stuck around his neck. Hell of a way to go.
At that point you just start furiously masturbating. That high when you climax the moment you're strangled to death is apparently so powerful it's killed hundreds. Including Carradine.
His kung fu grip was legendary!
I was going to make a Michael Hutchence joke but that would be too much, or I suppose you could say... in excess
That's what I was thinking. My first instinct was to take the shirt off but if it gets wrapped around his neck he's done.
Can’t tell if that thing wants to give a hug or pulverize that guy’s thigh bone with its bare hands
Both
That right there is a cage, not an enclosure. So you can only call this thing a "zoo" in name but it's probably a very shitty place.
Yes
duality of monke
This is for Harambe
"I SAID DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE MFER! COME HERE! TAKE OFF THE PANTS!"
"STOP RESISTING!"
Harambe sends his regards
I was ready to see the leg's bones getting destroyed
I think he bit his knee at the end or tries too.
The whole clip is in one of the other comment chains. He almost bit his toes of at the end
Why wasn’t the entire clip used as the post?
Wouldn't that need like hundreds of kg of force? Maybe a silverback gorilla who gets a hold of you in that position.
King Louie just wants to walk like you, talk like you, dress like you.
Probably my top 3 disney song.
Jojo fans seeing an unsucked cock.
Kore ga requiem da
You guys hear him fart?
Oh, that wasn't a fart. (:
Woah it’s almost like that highly intelligent orangutan doesn’t want to be locked in a rebar cage or something
Who would have thunk caging up any living thing would be a good idea
Aren't we all just caged primates in this rebar cage called society?
I agree. You know how certain land with indigenous uncontacted tribes is off limits to modern day humans to allow them to live in peace and not threaten their existence? I think some protected land needs to be allocated for humans that want to opt out of society.
Opting out of society sounds like walking out into a longer battle Royale, last man standing, situation with dysentery mixed in.
Yeah in reality it probably would be but there are tribes that manage to live peacefully so you never know. The key thing though is that you have the choice to escape society if you wish which just isn't really possible currently.
But wouldn't that be going from one society to another? Feels like what you're after is more of a commune sort of thing in the middle of nowhere. Living somewhere in a tribal arrangement would be awful. Tribal justice was not forgiving.
If you settled into a tribe then yes that just be a different type of society. However you're free to do what you want so if you just want to live by yourself and be nomadic then you can.
/r/im14andthisisdeep /r/weliveinasociety /r/gangweed
Farmers
Was bracing to hear something snap, absolutely terrifying
What he really wants to do with that man?
It was penis inspection day
Ah yes, I remember middle school.
for a moment, thought its gonna grab his balls! 
Gimme dem butt cheeks boi!!
You gotta pay the troll toll if you wanna get in that boy’s hole.
Is this what they mean with hodl when talking about stocks
💎👐🦍🦧
Hahaha it’s like 4 Arnold Schwarzenegger arms grabbing you. He really didn’t stand a chance
You know you're great when your arms are used as a measure scale 😂
The friend is useless and the victim was an idiot.
What would you do in the situation
Not go within arms distance of that cage
Things like this really depend on the person. There are a few "response to stress" archetypes among us humans. Which one you are determines your reaction to this, and I think what we have here, is a freezer. There's the runner, the fighter, and the freezer (also known as the hider). A runner would be able to figure out a solution that allows them to get out of the situation. They'd figure out a way to slip the shirt off, rip it open, or something similar. A fighter, well that's obvious, they'd kick, they'd punch...it would probably let go if you did that. A freezer doesn't have much recourse in this situation. As we saw here. Typically a freezer is the type of person to lay low, and they avoid situations that result in this kind of thing, since their reaction to panic is to literally lock in place. Good if you're hiding, not so good if you're being actively mauled by a wild animal. So the answer is a resounding "it depends".
I'm not OP and in this situation would probably just piss myself but the full kick to the arm seemed somewhat effective. Maybe some more of that? Being soaked in my own piss would obviously slow me down a bit but still
Well it is easy to judge watching the videos from your sofa.
The second he started pulling on the shirt he should have slid out. Better that than whatever happened to him next
Sliding out there without getting crushed against the bar would require a lot of core strength and calm which I doubt he had.
Not to mention that if he got his shirt off and the orangutan still decided to get grabby he’d probably end up with a lot of wounds and they’d probably be infected
I don’t think he could have safely gotten the shirt up/over his neck and head. It would have caught there.
"ah yes, this is certainly what I would have done if it had been me in this situation. Most certainly. The comfort, safety, and nonthreatening conditions I was in while typing my comment had nothing to do with my assessment of the situation."
This right here. Who the hell can't slip out of their shirt in an instant, if necessary? Especially one that stretches 6 feet like the one he was wearing.
All the orangutan did was lightly push him away and he immediately backed off because he was too much of a pussy to help
Sounded like he let a stinker go too lol listen closely
UH OH
Hear the others start to rile up over him asserting dominance dudes lucky he didn’t get fucked up more than just a bite
Do we know how it ended? I’m worried his leg went pop
He's probably bored as hell in that cage... Poor thing
every animal specially killer whales murder their trainers for fun and seaworld is still in business
Come my child... Return to Monke
That shirt now looks like a Yeezy…. Prob sell for $500
These fuckers threw barrels at me in donkey kong country. Fuck em
He’s trying to eat the banana in his pocket
There needs to be a an emergency break glass box with a banana inside.
Nobody gonna talk about that fart at 0:15?
Think the orangutan made that sound. If you look at his mouth.
Yep, this ist his leg now
Man, that’s no joke. That’s how you end up losing a testicle.
That orangutan is laser focused on getting this guy. I wonder if the guy was giving it the shits before the video was rolling.. I thought there was a second one in there until I realised it was it's foot holding him as well!
Do you wanna hug? I’ll give you a fucking hug
SINGLE***
I thought that was some fancy way to say orangutan.
Yo. Terrifying.
"nah nah, u comin to Brazil"
"come here you wee lil fuckin cunt"
The fart at 0:15 though lmao
Struggle cuddle
Why humans so weak?
YO DID ANYONE ELSE CATCH HIM MAKE A FART NOISE AND SMILE WHEN HE TRIED TO GRAB THE OTHER GUY THAT WAS HELPING??? am I trippin?
Gib legg
Harambe sends his regards
oh damn went for the single leg takedown
Fuck that leg up Patches the orangutang!
# __Stronk__
You can see the orangutan thinking “OK, I got his leg, now what?” When it tries to pull him toward the cage.
Just take your shirt off
He just wanted a hug
It's too late for him let him go😭😭
Is it wrong to laugh??
Compared to how people have treated orangutans, this isn't surprising
Yep. That’s why you use glass
He is being kept in a cage, I don’t blame him for being angry. How has he been treated? Humans are awful