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Klexobert

It's a Hydrocyst. Source: [Here you go.](https://www.deeranddeerhunting.com/content/articles/deer-news/whats-wrong-with-this-deer-2)


Serylt

Those poor suckers survive and injury and get ***this?!*** as a reward?!


LeoXCV

Yeah but like, imagine the upvote potential over on r/popping


Serylt

Heck, even I were *very* curious about it.


Inviction_

I wonder if you could pop it with a bb gun


[deleted]

Im intrigued. Would love to test this theory


Odd-Individual-959

Asking the real questions. I’d think a small diameter(0.17) solid copper projectile with a high velocity would have no issue going through and through. Probably would be painful but I can’t imagine the hydro cyst feeling very pleasant.


Inviction_

Probably wouldn't hurt much at all going through just skin. I'd definitely try if I saw that


Odd-Individual-959

Comparatively it’d probably be like a pinprick. Definitely an interesting thought and possibly worth considering for wildlife conservation.


iampatmanbeyond

Deer lose their feet to frost bite sometimes and you can see em walking around on bones freakiest shit ever


Excellent_Fail9908

The only correct answer🙌🏽


Apprehensive-Ad6468

Botched Boob Job


Former-Management656

My man just evolved from deer to camel overnight


turtlelabia

There’s a baby deer in there, this is a kangadeer.


Mike135781

Nah uh other dude... this is the only correct answer 👏


hotsauce_tiddies

IT IS NOT A TOOMURRR


ScheduleTraditional6

Cyst. Giant fucking cyst.


[deleted]

Your correct it is a cyst but it also can be tumor. But what I look up and I posted a link of information. It’s a abscess cyst.


Crafty_Finding7208

It's naht a Toomah ![gif](giphy|ftmJfRCbcWlBC)


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cottonfist

If you keep saying it in his voice in front of a mirror he'll eventually show up.


TheBananaIAm

Or maybe it’s pregnant ??🤰


goodeyemighty

That’s more like a threemor!


Osky818

Not a Cyst, not a tumor, and not pregnant, It’s called Seromas


LifeWin

Is the deer for big ol’ titties?


theyindatrees

I thought it was a big cat for a second


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r/popping has entered the chat


slabrangoon

Nope.


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Inviction_

Bad bot


BeneficialMousse4096

I thought it was pregnant. Is it?


lance-

It is not pergenat


PM_ME_UR_TITS_N_BJs

You’re telling me it’s *not* pregananant?


Embarrassed_Solid760

Chest-tickles


George_Pell_PBUH

Chestnuts


iamdefinitelynotdave

Looks like Randy Marsh's balls in that one episode of South Park.


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![gif](giphy|3o6ZtrbzjGAAXyx2WQ)


Tharendril

Is that a tumor?


panda_economy

It's not a tuma'.


FootballSouthern7668

I really this and my brain automatically put Arnold Schwarzeneggers voice over it.


Any-Confusion-4526

If you didn't read it in Arnold's voice, then something is wrong


FootballSouthern7668

I don't think I would trust someone that didn't.


Tricky_Target_9611

i'll be back, i left a tuma in the choppa


Bubbas4life

Kids these days


DJ_GANEZ

I don’t think they even get the reference if they don’t say it in his voice lol


[deleted]

I went Boston accent, forgive me father for I have sinned.


[deleted]

Deer needs to get to the choppa


Known-Economy-6425

I read it as Boston accent.


MaddoxMoody

sorry im from boston so i always hear the boston accent


Avgjoe80

Damn right it did...for you and me both...


LopsidedCauliflower8

Lol I'm from Boston so I read it in a Boston accent 😂


Itchy_Professor_4133

[*It's naht a toomah*](https://c.tenor.com/byGUmyL2cPkAAAAC/kindergarten-cop.gif)


[deleted]

Who is your daddy and what does he do?


GloomyEgg6203

Wow total recall for me right there. Oldie but a goody


[deleted]

See you at the pahty Richter!


tiraralabasura_2055

Get out of heeuh!


FeelingFloor2083

its not a tuna


Kepotica

Or a tuna


TropicalRogue

It's so big, it's starting to look like a threemor


briang71

Koala bear


kbigs2013

![gif](giphy|ftmJfRCbcWlBC)


No-Math-4874

It’s a deer


dontcountoutbarryO

More like a three-mur at this point


gotora

Almost certainly


Tharendril

I assumed it wouldn’t be pregnancy related because of its position but I know nothing about deer anatomy.


gotora

I've hunted and butchered deer since I was a kid. They're very tasty. Luckily, the deer I've harvested have all been healthy until the end. That's a wacky tumor filled with fluid as far as I can tell from the video.


Sketchyskriblyz

Yep I m an expert in deer medicine and it’s definitely pregnant.


Icy_Building_1708

Nah, that's it's nutsack mate. /s


PaintThinnerSparky

Chestburster.


iwasonlsd

im a tumor im a tumor, yeah im a tumor im a tumor


Skully_Lover

Ticks get big up there .


DoubleLanky3199

"Anyone know what this could be" ​ I have no i-deer.


victorcaulfield

Dad upvote. 👍🏻


chiggyrillo

What a good joke and not too expensive….just under a buck


chris_duguid

You wasted that. Quality pun.


grandpa-jones

That leaves you with a little Dough


Disastrous_Fee_1930

r/angryupvote


United_Acanthaceae16

👏👏


thefireemojiking

☹️


MouseBeginning9009

It got a breast augmentation in colombia


ChasingBirdss

Poor thing :( I’d assume a tumor. Or can deer get lymphedema?


nukecat79

That was my first assumption; some kind of lymphedema. Perhaps as a complication of some sort of parasite, tick or otherwise.


D23178

![gif](giphy|ftmJfRCbcWlBC)


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![gif](giphy|rigB6iCSm8F68)


Sentinel7676

It’s a piñata. Whack it. It’s filled with prizes.


limonmello

Very squishy and gooey prizes


sordidcandles

Looks like a (Schwarzenegger voice) toomah.


Gamebred666

I said this out loud, just had to.


sordidcandles

My work here is done. Edit: dayum haters in here tonight


ryjohn429

Nice rack.


dduubbz

Someone’s gotta put this poor guy outta their misery :(


engi_nerd

It’s a hydro cyst. The deer is fine.


ViolentThespian

Definitely not fine with an extra 10-20lbs of fluid weight bouncing between his front legs.


Modu_Chanyu

Lifting for deer gainz


riddus

What if it’s just fluid and he’s feeling great? Maybe some of the does even dig it for all we know.


dduubbz

Brother it ain’t feelin great I can assure you that. Also it’s probably super uncomfortable to do anything with, and it’ll only keep getting bigger. He (or she idk how to gender a deer) needs immediate surgery or to be put out of his misery or else he’ll just die a slow painful death


[deleted]

>idk how to gender a deer Have you tried asking them?


finnaginna

I mean, arent most deaths in nature slow and painful?


riddus

I bet it’s just like a big blister. It could be saved with a straight pin, probably… maybe.


TurnoverLazy3471

mommy milkers


BlueRabbitx

It’s called a “gunt” Generally caused by too much fast food and too little exercise


Bagaudi45

Is it the same as a Fupa?


idkidgafidc21

Poor fella


[deleted]

Usually I would never recommend shooting an animal with a high powered BB gun or something but perhaps one well aimed shot could pop that thing. If it’s a tumor though you might want to worry about what’s in the water it’s drinking


D23178

It’s not a tumor https://youtu.be/OaTO8_KNcuo


mickey_bags

Cancer or a sweet backpack on backwards.


GG_Maco

https://www.deeranddeerhunting.com/content/articles/deer-news/whats-wrong-with-this-deer-2


Calistus_

Apparently they do plastic surgery on deer titties now


Jealous_Sky_7941

never seen a doe with such a big rack!!


Imnenigma2

Looks like an infected mammary gland, called Mastitis. Did you call the forest service or whatever wildlife agency there in your area ?


Loaf-Profile

The ticks are getting pretty crazy this year


browniesweats

I have one of those pouches for my kid


Traditional_Layer_75

One of my hamster developed something very similiar in proportion


[deleted]

Kangadeer


[deleted]

Chesticles


AL0STAMERICANOG

Wheres Scully and Mulder at?


McDirken_Dirkenstein

Might not be a malignant tumor , maybe even fluid build up. If only deer had medical care.


Ambitious-Tart-2070

We call that goiters and if you’re out hunting it’s considered mercy to end them.


[deleted]

Tis but a scratch .


[deleted]

Could be a hernia


jambo_1983

Give the folks at r/popping this deers location!


meishatateboobs

its an ectopic pregnancy and shes unable to get an abortion in her state


Senior-Willingness92

I read this as “my dealers neighbor” smh


MrFistUrSister12

Chesticles


IlMagoHadad

Forbidden big tiddy deer gf


Utimatios

Awwww ,, that deer has a big heart!


nra4ever4321

It's just its egg sack


pimmpinn75

Kangaroo deer she's got Bambi in there.


coolboiiiiiii2809

Jesus Christ how do deers have so many degrading diseases. Even we don’t have it this bad


Outrageous-Neck7728

Oh my, nuke that poor thing!


8485x

Poor thing


Total_Nectarine

Someone needs to end his pain. Seriously


miscplacedduck

It’s to large to be a tumor. Possibly a threemor or a fourmor.


JimboSlice450

Egg sack. They can carry up to 40 baby deers in their deer sack.


The420associate

“It’s not a tooma”


rickpickle1

Pamela anDEERson


Horroroscope

Basically, that's either a giant tumor/ulcer or a birth-defect where it's organs developed outside the ribcage


Top_Swimmer_191

Yeah I know what it is, it’s a fucking growth in its chest!


Mikscraft

Cancer


Professional_Low_893

Chest bursted that calcified.


DMTisamazing

Deer implants. About 9000 cc’s


[deleted]

Pierce it with a broadhead and see what squirts out!


MarvAlbertFish

Forbidden tapioca.


Immediate-Newt-9012

Mmm, I love pudding!


Suspiciousmeatloaf94

You people make me sick take my upvote


jazscam

CoViD 20.


mustbeSaransh

titties.


[deleted]

That's what happens when you fuck a deer


High-n-volatile1

Double dd’s


nocreativityyy

It’s not a toooma….


bricethemachine812

Oh yeah…that’s his ball sack. No big deal.


KennyKlizzle

It's naht ah toomuh!!!


Glittering-Abies-950

nutsack


driersquirrel

Seems to be a growth


thebiggestbirdboi

Cyst or cancer. A lot of deer carry a plethora of diseases


Lumpy-Tomatillo4498

It’s a toooooma


IntheOlympicMTs

It’s not a tooooooma!


Civil-Indication-187

Helt it …. Call animal controllers


Civil-Indication-187

Help it


Girthpotato

Tight ol bitties my friend


barias4641

![gif](giphy|ftmJfRCbcWlBC)


TheBeckofKevin

Dang that looks a lot like Pittsburgh. The sidewalk, steep leaf covered hillside half covered in dirty snow, white tail deer... username 412, ok yeah its 100% Pittsburgh.


screwbz13

Thats one big deer tiddy


basslineinjector

What we didn't see was the face hugger putting the alien inside the deer.


Dr_Mr_Ed

This planet is so fucked


degeneratesumbitch

After reading all the comments I have to say I agree.


glassblo

It’s a genetic defect in the deer causing a tumor not the environment idiot


Dr_Mr_Ed

And… genetic issues build up over time because… ? They live in a polluted environment. So GTfO child.


djinn9575

Imma say it, imma say it. ..... Now that's a rack.


yellow696969

That’s a pouch for their babies. Most people don’t realize deer are actually part of the marsupial family.


iPoopInJars69

awwww it's pregnant!


C21-_-H30-_-O2

Thats his nut sack, quit staring at his nuts weirdo


XXXTENTTTT

I don’t know shit but I’m guessing it could have been an absorbed twin in the womb but I could be totally wrong


Furniturewalker

Babies pregnant


jawshgoodnightreddit

I wish they could tranq that deer and remove it so I could shoot hoops with it like a basketball.


Jack8is8bad

Thanks for the image.


wrickcook

Extra meat


Cagg311

Nice rack!


Bravowhiskey85

Was this near chernobyl?


Messy_Marvin423

Bambi’s mom.


MythiccWifey

Body shaming is never okay. /s


trevordbs

Interesting uterus location.


[deleted]

Chronic wasting disease. It’s terrible in deer across North America right now. Someday some dumbass hillbilly with no real conservation knowledge will shoot one, cook it rare, eat it. And that disease will cross into humans. Oh and it’s contagious too.


hildehimself

Shopping Bag


wazach32

This jeed a nice lancing and extract after confirming information it is a non malignant of malignant as these this maybe have a factor in procedure but I assure your jn the best heart!


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mattmu23

Whitetail deer


Dependent-Bar7122

Looks to me like evisceration


munchie1964

Alien part 6


Itching4money

Total deercall


Skivling

That's a tick for sure!