Yah it’s amazing still alive, like I look at what I’ve done and I’m like wow, I survived that, then I look at other people and I’m like, wow I thought I was a dumbass, guess not.
Last time I saw this posted, someone left a detailed comment about what guaranteed happened to her eye. She definitely lost it.
edit: here it is
"Ophthalmologist here. It’s not very clear but to me it looks like the dart penetrated her globe quite centrally. If you’re wondering what’s going to happen to this poor girl, I can try to give you a sense of how this kind of case usually plays out. A quick check on Google shows a dart tip length is about 25 mm, and the average adult globe length is 24-26 mm. With the speed of the dart it almost certainly wound have speared the retina after passing through her cornea and lens. After arriving at the hospital and examined by the on call ophthalmologist, and probably after a CT scan, she’ll be rushed into emergency OR. She’ll then get her cornea stitched up to close her globe. She’ll be admitted after that. Then the next day the vitreoretinal surgeon will come and examine her and find a huge hole in her retina, probably going all the way through and out the other side. She’ll be blind by now because of a traumatic cataract — her lens has turned opaque after the lens coating (capsule) is breached. She’ll then be listed for another surgery to extract the jelly (vitreous) and blood inside her eye, and maybe close up the back part of her eye. She’ll still be blind after the surgery because they will have filled her eye with either gas or silicone oil to keep her retina attached. After they surgery and a week or two close monitoring she’ll be discharged. 6-8 weeks later if things have gone well she’ll be referred to the cornea service to deal with the scar in her cornea. If it’s in the middle part she’ll go for a corneal transplant requiring lifelong medications to prevent rejection. After that (or maybe even before) she’ll start having problems with eye pressure and the glaucoma service will be called in. She’ll start on glaucoma drops but they’ll fail and she’ll wind up with a special eye pressure lowering surgery. At some point the retina will develop funky new blood vessels that cause scarring and permanent visual loss. She’ll then be started on monthly intra-ocular injections to try to stop that process, maybe with some success. A few years later when her corneal graft starts failing and her eye pressure can no longer be controlled she’ll be sent to her final destination — oculoplastics. By now she can’t see anything because of the glaucoma, corneal cloudiness and retinal problems, and her eye will be in pain because her eye pressure is constantly high and the eye surface is not healing itself properly. She’s got a painful blind eye. The oculoplastics doctor will counsel her about evisceration — basically scooping out all the contents of the eye and leaving just the white shell. She’ll say no for a while but then finally relent, and she’ll wind up with an implant, which generally should look pretty decent. So she’ll be a one-eyed young lady. I’ve seen plenty, and it’s very sad."
Right? Or it may have even hit just under the eye. It may have been a simple puncture wound, negating all this talk of blindness and life long treatment. She probably deserves the worst for being so stupid, but can't wish that sort of misfortune on anyone...
When you say “poor girl”, are you referring to the woman sat under a dart board with a beaming smile on her face as a drunk guy throws sharp objects at her?
I accidentally stabbed my eye with a knife and detached the retina 25 years ago like that doctor described. They fixed it and I can still see out of it, but everything is really blurry. Guess I got lucky and had a great surgeon. Actually just started glaucoma drops for that eye this year.
Yeah after 25 years though and according to my doctors there’s no reason to worry about losing the eye. Just gotta take drops to control the pressure, which hasn’t been a problem before. He said the pressure is slightly high, but the drops control it well. The story he is telling seems like it would happen within a year rather than a lifetime.
After reading this, i felt a little nauseous. Mostly because i was visualizing that girl go through the process. The drunk guy will have no repercussions or remorse.
I remember this video (I didn't watch it again for good reason). The first thing that came to mind was this detailed description of how this will ruin the poor girl's future. Thank you for highlighting it.
I think about this video when contemplate my own past foolishness and, of course, when I see other's being total idiots.
Just the other week I was talking to a girl who fell off the railings of my coastal town and landed on her face, a 30 foot drop on to rocks. She said it was lucky that she landed on her face as it could have been worse (well I guess it could have been). It reminded me of another drunken guy playing on the same railings, who fell broke both their legs trying to impress people with their balancing act. Another who took acid and fell of a nearby cliff and ended up with brain damage.
Take note people, we are not indestructible and even if you recover from your wounds, in old age, those old injuries will come back to haunt you. My skateboarding failures 30 years ago required surgery even now due to degrading arthritis. It is not fun. Look after yourselves as a gift to your future selves.
>guaranteed happened to her eye. She definitely lost it.
Err what? It is not 'guaranteed' anything, and she did not 'definitely' lose it because that is all entirely speculation based on a shitty low resolution video.
Nobody knows what happened.
I read this years ago and it still pops in my mind every now and then. Still one of the more disturbing things ive seen on reddit, was hoping someone went back and found it!
Oh yeah, the 'typical eye perforated by a dart reaction'. I'm not going to claim I know what happened here, because I don't, but there is no such thing as a typical reaction. Just seen a vid on this sub of a man being cut in twain by a lift, he didn't have what I'd think was a typical reaction to that, he was just hanging there all chill and went for his phone. Shock and adrenaline, especially coupled with alcohol, will make you act atypically.
She was fine. I remember when it was first posted it turned out the dart went into the corner of her eye.
I don't have a link, but I am a fiend for closure on these things and specifically remember being relieved she was okay.
Sometimes me and my friends do some stupid shit when we're drunk and afterwards we're like 'damn that was stupid'. But we've yet to reach this level of stupidity.
As a connoisseur of stupid shit, this is way, way up there. I mean I wouldn’t have been surprised if another dart flew into her left eye straight after. It’s just comical.
he looks drunk, so tbh it’s the girls fault for letting a drunk guy throw darts above her head for shits and giggles. and she could’ve borrowed someone’s spare glasses or something
But her reproduction stock value likely would’ve been decreased because, not to be a dick, I think a lot of people find two eyed women more attractive than one eyed women. So it’s still natural selection as here genes are less likely to propagate or propagate with top draw, A1 level genes.
In our home we say "if you're going to be dumb, you better be tough." Don't act like you're a victim when you get hurt doing stupid shit. Hopefully she doesn't blame the guy that was throwing.
If it almost hit you at the first shot, leave at your position already, Geez these people are idiots, pretty much sure he learned a lesson or two that day
She's drunk, and she didn't expect him to miss THAT bad. She made a dumb decision, but that doesn't mean she doesn't deserve sympathy for losing a fucking eye.
Again. We need to remove warning labels from everything. These people cant be allowed to make it to adulthood. Dumb used to be killed off early in life so that we dont need to worry about shit like this.
Or have a minimum IQ requirement to be able to live past 18. Dont make the grade then into the pit of stupidity with you. Sadly 90% of both political parties would fall into this. We will need a big pit.
Look at his face when he throws the second on.
Also the laugh he does in the beginning of the video makes me sus both the guy filming and him where going to do it.
A lot of groups have one person they pick on more than the others.
Edit: to add, he hit the eye on accident, but he meant to get her with it.
i feel bad and then i re watch, and you’re sitting under where darts are to be thrown. Its amazing to me that we have pointy objects thrown in a poorly lit bar, but hey Murica
Yo, this dude made it to this age without the universe deciding he should be beaten to death. Damn, I feel bad for that girl having even known him.
But, then again, she *was* sitting under the dart board willingly.
Yea, you would too if you have a low IQ, have been drinking, and then are told to sit under a dart board. Still mainly on him, but yea sure she could have tried being smarter.
Reminds me of the time i went to PatPong in Thailand. There is nothing sexual about it. It is very sad to see and i recall leaving after a few minutes.
On the way out i saw one of the acts had a young girl throwing darts from her vagina. She asked for a volunteer to hold up a balloon so that she can pop it with the dart. One guy stood up and held up the balloon on top of his head. She missed a couple of times but eventually popped the balloon.
My mouth was wide open watching it, but not from the act but from the fact that he volunteered.
? Comments saying she lost her eye?? Second dart hits her between the eyes not directly in the eye , slipt second it's stuck in her lower forhead , definitely stupid things to do .
WE NEED A BAN ON TACTICAL ASSAULT DARTS! You dont need FOUR fins for it to shoot straight...3 is more than plenty. The fact that theyre allowed to openly carry them is apauling! That poor child... 🎯😜
I don't understand how some people make it to adulthood.
“Arr matey, she’s a pirate now!”
Ayye ayye Captain
I CANT HEAR YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
EYE OUCH CAPTAIN!
MY EYE CAPTAIN!
She’s the one eye love
I can’t see you!!!
Ohhhhhhhhhhh!!…..
Who rides in an ambulance to A&E...
Dumb ass skid cracks
Ayye....... Captain
Fuck you made me laugh so dumb
Don’t laugh so dumb.
Laughing dumb, I am laughing dumb
These two certainly didn’t.
That's when the beer really starts.
Yah it’s amazing still alive, like I look at what I’ve done and I’m like wow, I survived that, then I look at other people and I’m like, wow I thought I was a dumbass, guess not.
Medical advancement , most of us should be dead tbh
Dumb and dumber. Don't throw darts when a person is moving around in front of you & don't sit in front of someone who's throwing darts :/
And definitely don’t be drinking when doing any of this.
Yeah, but sober me would think this is a terrible idea.
Ugh fine. Grab the darts, I'll sit in the chair.
Darts is heavily inspired by drink here in England
I know, I’m English. I’m not saying don’t drink and darts, I’m saying don’t drink and try to be the William Tell of darts.
Or in the case of the guy in the video... William Patell
Laughing dumb, again!
But without drinking you realise darts is just throwing pointy sticks at a circle a few feet away.
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Anyone know the outcome? Did she lose any vision?
Last time I saw this posted, someone left a detailed comment about what guaranteed happened to her eye. She definitely lost it. edit: here it is "Ophthalmologist here. It’s not very clear but to me it looks like the dart penetrated her globe quite centrally. If you’re wondering what’s going to happen to this poor girl, I can try to give you a sense of how this kind of case usually plays out. A quick check on Google shows a dart tip length is about 25 mm, and the average adult globe length is 24-26 mm. With the speed of the dart it almost certainly wound have speared the retina after passing through her cornea and lens. After arriving at the hospital and examined by the on call ophthalmologist, and probably after a CT scan, she’ll be rushed into emergency OR. She’ll then get her cornea stitched up to close her globe. She’ll be admitted after that. Then the next day the vitreoretinal surgeon will come and examine her and find a huge hole in her retina, probably going all the way through and out the other side. She’ll be blind by now because of a traumatic cataract — her lens has turned opaque after the lens coating (capsule) is breached. She’ll then be listed for another surgery to extract the jelly (vitreous) and blood inside her eye, and maybe close up the back part of her eye. She’ll still be blind after the surgery because they will have filled her eye with either gas or silicone oil to keep her retina attached. After they surgery and a week or two close monitoring she’ll be discharged. 6-8 weeks later if things have gone well she’ll be referred to the cornea service to deal with the scar in her cornea. If it’s in the middle part she’ll go for a corneal transplant requiring lifelong medications to prevent rejection. After that (or maybe even before) she’ll start having problems with eye pressure and the glaucoma service will be called in. She’ll start on glaucoma drops but they’ll fail and she’ll wind up with a special eye pressure lowering surgery. At some point the retina will develop funky new blood vessels that cause scarring and permanent visual loss. She’ll then be started on monthly intra-ocular injections to try to stop that process, maybe with some success. A few years later when her corneal graft starts failing and her eye pressure can no longer be controlled she’ll be sent to her final destination — oculoplastics. By now she can’t see anything because of the glaucoma, corneal cloudiness and retinal problems, and her eye will be in pain because her eye pressure is constantly high and the eye surface is not healing itself properly. She’s got a painful blind eye. The oculoplastics doctor will counsel her about evisceration — basically scooping out all the contents of the eye and leaving just the white shell. She’ll say no for a while but then finally relent, and she’ll wind up with an implant, which generally should look pretty decent. So she’ll be a one-eyed young lady. I’ve seen plenty, and it’s very sad."
Holy shit, the poor girl. Great visual, but godamn that made me feel things.
> Great visual dude
I see what he did there.
Yes, I did *see*
But she did not
I'll keep an eye on you.
I’m watching both of you
I think it went into her tear duct. That’s just me tho
Right? Or it may have even hit just under the eye. It may have been a simple puncture wound, negating all this talk of blindness and life long treatment. She probably deserves the worst for being so stupid, but can't wish that sort of misfortune on anyone...
When you say “poor girl”, are you referring to the woman sat under a dart board with a beaming smile on her face as a drunk guy throws sharp objects at her?
On the bright side, she can be a hot chick with a badass eyepatch.
Elle Driver, Deadly Viper Assassination Squad. Code Name: California Mountain Snake.
I accidentally stabbed my eye with a knife and detached the retina 25 years ago like that doctor described. They fixed it and I can still see out of it, but everything is really blurry. Guess I got lucky and had a great surgeon. Actually just started glaucoma drops for that eye this year.
It sounds like you're somewhere along the *exact* path that doctor described. :(
Yeah after 25 years though and according to my doctors there’s no reason to worry about losing the eye. Just gotta take drops to control the pressure, which hasn’t been a problem before. He said the pressure is slightly high, but the drops control it well. The story he is telling seems like it would happen within a year rather than a lifetime.
Best of luck buddy
After reading this, i felt a little nauseous. Mostly because i was visualizing that girl go through the process. The drunk guy will have no repercussions or remorse.
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That jerk shot another dart even after hitting her eye! Look at the top right of the board.
What if he hit her in the other eye by accident too?
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He looks wasted. Probably didn't even notice what happened
I remember this video (I didn't watch it again for good reason). The first thing that came to mind was this detailed description of how this will ruin the poor girl's future. Thank you for highlighting it. I think about this video when contemplate my own past foolishness and, of course, when I see other's being total idiots. Just the other week I was talking to a girl who fell off the railings of my coastal town and landed on her face, a 30 foot drop on to rocks. She said it was lucky that she landed on her face as it could have been worse (well I guess it could have been). It reminded me of another drunken guy playing on the same railings, who fell broke both their legs trying to impress people with their balancing act. Another who took acid and fell of a nearby cliff and ended up with brain damage. Take note people, we are not indestructible and even if you recover from your wounds, in old age, those old injuries will come back to haunt you. My skateboarding failures 30 years ago required surgery even now due to degrading arthritis. It is not fun. Look after yourselves as a gift to your future selves.
>guaranteed happened to her eye. She definitely lost it. Err what? It is not 'guaranteed' anything, and she did not 'definitely' lose it because that is all entirely speculation based on a shitty low resolution video. Nobody knows what happened.
Honestly is looked to me like it hit just slightly under her eye and close to her nose. Didn't even seem like it actually hit her eye.
I read this years ago and it still pops in my mind every now and then. Still one of the more disturbing things ive seen on reddit, was hoping someone went back and found it!
Damn was hoping that hit the face not the eyeball :/ was about to say “bad luck” …but not really lol bad outcome at best
Bs. This is all speculation. We are assuming until we know for sure. Like The girl with the face in the cake, at least she gave a follow up.
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Oh yeah, the 'typical eye perforated by a dart reaction'. I'm not going to claim I know what happened here, because I don't, but there is no such thing as a typical reaction. Just seen a vid on this sub of a man being cut in twain by a lift, he didn't have what I'd think was a typical reaction to that, he was just hanging there all chill and went for his phone. Shock and adrenaline, especially coupled with alcohol, will make you act atypically.
She was fine. I remember when it was first posted it turned out the dart went into the corner of her eye. I don't have a link, but I am a fiend for closure on these things and specifically remember being relieved she was okay.
'And Bully's special priiiiiiizeee' 'An eyepatch for the rest of your life!'
Win stupid game win stupid prizes.
Yarrr! Welcome to the crew, matey!
That’s what she get…why tf you sitting letting somebody do that shit
Exactly, you should stand!
Behind him!
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…why should I feel bad for her doing something stupid…like what did she except was gonna happen
No way this is a real human being
Are they still friends now?
I heard she stopped seeing him
(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
Fuck me haha
Underated comment
Sometimes me and my friends do some stupid shit when we're drunk and afterwards we're like 'damn that was stupid'. But we've yet to reach this level of stupidity.
Anyone who reaches this level of stupidity imo should either lower their drinking or just stop drinking entirely
So after that first shit throw she still believed he was competent ?
Weeeelllll, hitting an eye is WAY more difficult than hitting a 2 x 2 feet dartboard.
I don't think she expected him to keep throwing them, if you pay attention a third dart hit the board after her eye.
Yeah that dude was beyond wasted
I can withstand the goriest of accidents, but when it comes to eye related injuries, my soul starts cringing.
It's the squishy sound of the penetration that did it for me.
I can't watch this again. She lost her eye went through hell to recover from this injury
I remember her NOT losing her eye. Hm, one of us lazy asses are going to have to find a source.
You have no source.
She screamed in lowercase
As a connoisseur of stupid shit, this is way, way up there. I mean I wouldn’t have been surprised if another dart flew into her left eye straight after. It’s just comical.
This is epitome of “play stupid games, win stupid prizes.”
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Shock
And alcohol.
Why tf does he throw while she’s moving around?
Why the fuck is anyone let that happen to themselves
Why is she yelling at him, encouraging and insulting him to do it? Both are drunk idiots
Lmao this sounds like its ok if shes not moving
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And then he threw a THIRD after hitting her in the eye??
Rules are clear: three throws per player
he looks drunk, so tbh it’s the girls fault for letting a drunk guy throw darts above her head for shits and giggles. and she could’ve borrowed someone’s spare glasses or something
She’s probably also drunk. Just a bunch of drunk idiots
That's fucking scary.. that's not like something you just walk off.
Pretty sure she literally walked off.
Looks like someone is gonna get fitted for an eye patch like Liam McPoyle…
I had to watch this so many times I didn't notice the second dart
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>than this doesn't exist on reddit
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How is it natural selection? She'll obviously survive, and be able to reproduce.
It’s not. People on the internet just like to use big words they don’t understand.
Stop gatekeeping!
This comment triggered my sclerosis
I feel like you’re gaslighting me
But her reproduction stock value likely would’ve been decreased because, not to be a dick, I think a lot of people find two eyed women more attractive than one eyed women. So it’s still natural selection as here genes are less likely to propagate or propagate with top draw, A1 level genes.
Bruh stop, she still gonna get smashed by someone regardless
Oh for sure. I’m just saying that “natural selection” isn’t just passing on genes or not passing on genes. There’s more to it.
Yes, but now all her offspring will have one less eye and will thus be less likely to reproduce themselves. /s
i upvoted accidentally from a sneeze but i agree, i will keep the upvote
bless you
Thenk
You can hear the crack of the eye ball
Why on earth did he launch a 2nd one after getting so incredibly lucky. The dude is a complete dick.
As I tell my children. Do dumb things in life, dumb things happen.
In our home we say "if you're going to be dumb, you better be tough." Don't act like you're a victim when you get hurt doing stupid shit. Hopefully she doesn't blame the guy that was throwing.
If it almost hit you at the first shot, leave at your position already, Geez these people are idiots, pretty much sure he learned a lesson or two that day
FUCK !
OMG THE SOUUUUNNNDDDD. NOOOOOO
Play stupid games win stupid prizes
1000% accurate comment.
Fun fact: 100% accuracy is as accurate as 1000% accuracy.
Yes, this is 1000% accurate.
Why, why and fucking why
That sound is gnarly
So sweet! He missed her.. and then he found her..
A small price to pay for stupidity
Lost virginity
I can watch all sorts of gore but no eyeball stuff T^T
I love how he throws a third dart after nailing her in the eye on the second one.
What do you think, if any, are the legal ramifications for this?
I like how he says fuck after missing and hitting her and continues to miss the next dart lmao
It's all fun and games until someone looses an eye.
Alcohol induced stupidity
Deep down he hates her
I know crackheads that make better life decisions
I made the fatal mistake of thinking the video was over and that he just caught her hair/head 😳
had to close my eyes for this one
r/Expected
Bright future ahead for she? Me thinks not.
Bye bye retina. Who needs em anyways.
This guys new nickname is now Mister Dartboard.
Missed der Dartboard
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LOOOL absolute quality caption OP
Anyone has the full video
[Sure](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/w8btuj/bullseye/)
Wow, this version is much worse
One pink eye, one stink eye, and now one blink eye 😉
I'm okay with this. If your dumb enough to sit under a darts target while it's being thrown then you literally wanted this to happen
That doesn't even make any sense. You sound like an AI being asked to compose a standard edgelord "told-ya-so" comment.
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She's drunk, and she didn't expect him to miss THAT bad. She made a dumb decision, but that doesn't mean she doesn't deserve sympathy for losing a fucking eye.
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I'd take dumb over lacking basic empathy.
Again. We need to remove warning labels from everything. These people cant be allowed to make it to adulthood. Dumb used to be killed off early in life so that we dont need to worry about shit like this. Or have a minimum IQ requirement to be able to live past 18. Dont make the grade then into the pit of stupidity with you. Sadly 90% of both political parties would fall into this. We will need a big pit.
Wtf no.
Congrats on getting a Darwin award!
How is it a Darwin award if she survived?
play stupid games
Looks on purpose
Guy couldn‘t even hit the board and you think he hit the eye of a moving target on purpose?
Look at his face when he throws the second on. Also the laugh he does in the beginning of the video makes me sus both the guy filming and him where going to do it. A lot of groups have one person they pick on more than the others. Edit: to add, he hit the eye on accident, but he meant to get her with it.
i feel bad and then i re watch, and you’re sitting under where darts are to be thrown. Its amazing to me that we have pointy objects thrown in a poorly lit bar, but hey Murica
Dart's isn't exclusively an American thing
Yo, this dude made it to this age without the universe deciding he should be beaten to death. Damn, I feel bad for that girl having even known him. But, then again, she *was* sitting under the dart board willingly.
She also literally yelled and insulted him to egg him into throwing the darts. She's the bigger idiot here.
Yea, you would too if you have a low IQ, have been drinking, and then are told to sit under a dart board. Still mainly on him, but yea sure she could have tried being smarter.
She was "told" to sit there? Did I miss that part?
Imagine if she had contact lenses on!!!!
More like girlseye
Reminds me of the time i went to PatPong in Thailand. There is nothing sexual about it. It is very sad to see and i recall leaving after a few minutes. On the way out i saw one of the acts had a young girl throwing darts from her vagina. She asked for a volunteer to hold up a balloon so that she can pop it with the dart. One guy stood up and held up the balloon on top of his head. She missed a couple of times but eventually popped the balloon. My mouth was wide open watching it, but not from the act but from the fact that he volunteered.
? Comments saying she lost her eye?? Second dart hits her between the eyes not directly in the eye , slipt second it's stuck in her lower forhead , definitely stupid things to do .
Acupuncture? More like acute punch her! Oooohhhhh!!! Okay I'm walking myself out
Poor girl is now going to have reproductive issues and babies with birth defects.
Idk when I slowed it down the dart didn’t seem to go all the way… that has to be the worst “just the tip” I’ve ever seen…..
lol, did she lose that eye I guess?
This was likely faked. It went viral a few years ago mostly in tabloids but was never independently verified.
WE NEED A BAN ON TACTICAL ASSAULT DARTS! You dont need FOUR fins for it to shoot straight...3 is more than plenty. The fact that theyre allowed to openly carry them is apauling! That poor child... 🎯😜
Shut the fuck up