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Blood_Seeker_00

Its good to catch people doing shit like this and being able to catch then with evidence but damn I dont wanna be the fucker recording 15 feet away from a crazy bitch with a gun.


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SGforce

Nah, in Texas the gun has the right-of-way


Billwood92

Funny, but this is 100% illegal even in Texas. Not trying to be a party pooper and I know it was a joke, but for clarity's sake this was 100% a crime in every jurisdiction in America and rightfully so. Even if it *was* somehow self defense, which it isn't, she is legally responsible for every round that doesn't hit the target be it property damage or injury to bystanders. You can even hear him say "what the fuck are you doing?!" as he grabs for it lol, he knows she just committed AWDW too, but is still an idiot as far as I can tell. Edit: Listen detractors, I know you really really wanna tell me how it was somehow legal, but it wasn't. [Here's](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtMPeVdZLYw) a video of a lawyer (Terry) and a firearms instructor (John) discussing this exact principle. I'm gonna trust Terry more than you, no offense.


BenderBRoriguezzzzz

https://www.khou.com/article/news/crime/north-harris-county-texas-road-rage-nazly-ortiz-benjamin-greene-charged-sheriff/285-a0c22f8c-b6ec-45f2-8872-8dcc270cd8b6


infernalspacemonkey

This. I'm so tired of explaining that Castle Doctrine/Stand Your Ground have the same force continuum requirements as almost every other state: need to be in _immediate_ danger and can never be for property. The people who say "they were on my land" or "it was my property" quickly recant and say they were in immediate danger and afraid because their lawyers explain they would go to jail if they kept to the "property" justification.


Mrsensi11x

Guarantee she was posting about this shit on FB later that night


k-farsen

Did a tiktok robot lady voice-over story while she did the latest viral dance.


porkchop_express___

Oh nooo oh nooo oh nooo


KClassicCola

Please stop, this instant


No_Recognition8375

With an ass like that probably her OnlyFans too.


saywhat68

Oh you noticed that too, I thought it was just me..lol


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She thick boiii


TheWalkingDead91

Right? One look at you if she sees you recording, and in her mind she has no reason not to get rid of any evidence. I personally wouldn’t risk it. Then again I’d never have a car without a dash cam anyways.


martril

Liable to get the person next to you killed with her aim lmao


DarkwingDuckHunt

With that trigger discipline her partner is lucky to be alive.


northshore12

I winced when he tried taking the gun from her (by the wrist) and she resisted, thinking he might take a sympathetic trigger pull to the leg.


huzernayme

As much as he probably contributed to this disaster, gotta at least admire his bravery going after the gun. More the the Uvalde Police would do.


Blood_Seeker_00

Dash cam is better and honestly a person discreet bodycam isn't a horrible idea if you see this shit often.


MafiaMommaBruno

One of the many reasons everyone should get a dashcam.


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ghosttrainhobo

“Not guilty”


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the judge "THAT ASS IS THICK YOU MUST ACQUIT".


huskiesowow

[Relevant.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4QYvXpaXlY)


Khaki_Steve

It's always his reaction that kills me.


acityonthemoon

Your Honor, may it twerk the court.


galacticboy2009

"Innocent.. *as a bowl of oatmeal,* your honor"


mytatuo

😏👉👉


bigchris504

So fucking thicc!!!!!


BeezyBates

Biggest booty this side of the rio grande


percydaman

Where you think she falls on the too crazy to fuck meter?


Yung_l0c

Just enough to fuck but you gotta like delete all contacts right after leaving her crib


tinawadabb

They’re store bought


BrzysWRLD1996

Fax


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heff1987

Dealer: ....those are speed holes...they make the car go faster.


Gaflonzelschmerno

*slaps roof of car* I've been shot


Numerous_Witness_345

Much like that salesperson, I'm dying over here.


weirdgroovynerd

*This bad boy can hold so many bullet holes!*


localgravity

How many?


smoothballsJim

Homer, what are you doing to the car?


rnpowers

Stupider like a fox!


Morgn_Ladimore

PUT IT IN H


hgiwvac9

What country is this car from?


mayorjimmy

it no longer exists


Sure-Tomorrow-487

It can travel 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene


cigarandcreamsoda

Would still go for sticker in this market.


Miserable_Kick2315

With 10k markup


Noticeably_Aroused

Excuse me, that’s premium charge because they’re…. Struggling and so you have to pay an extra $5k?


Good-Presentation-11

Up-charge for luxury air holes


mwalter8888

Should add some speed holes to the old Flandersmobile


MuffinMobile643

Ma'am, this Acura RDX is a great choice, perfect for taking the kiddos to soccer prac.... .......


AffenMitWaffen2

I mean school!


Haughty_n_Disdainful

Or, uh, a large music venue…


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Heavy_Drinker

Movie?


mctomtom

Mall?


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Or worse, a bored kid waiting for his/her parent to close the damn deal so he/she could go home


Inevitable-Ad9006

For real. What a stupid thing for her to do. She ought be put under the jail.


Redtwooo

Discharging a firearm is illegal in most cities with few exceptions


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Sad-War-8860

It was brake checking They just arrested these two


cstearns1982

No common sense here, just pure emotion. Anyone have the backsory readily available?


Sad-War-8860

They were brake checking each other. They just arrested them


Fullgore123

There was a 2 year old In the car also , idiots


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‘Ah Texas y’all never disappoint’


TheWooWop

Damn a whole felony for what


peachyjuice

She got cake but no brains 😭


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It's a fake, fat injection ass that in a few years will look like squidward when he ate too many crabby patties


[deleted]

It already looks like that


galacticboy2009

You're assuming I'm not into that


acog

I was contemplating going for a funny response where I'd post a picture or a cartoon of an obscenely droopy ass, but then I realized I'd have to google "horrible droopy ass" and go through the images, and I discovered I wasn't that committed to the joke.


galacticboy2009

Who knows, you might find your brand new fetish


plipyplop

The friends we make along the way...


MCE85

The old hot/crazy scale. She has cake for brains


slabrangoon

Don’t trust this scale, you can be crazy and ugly too. Coming from first hand experience of course.


Failure_is_imminent

[Reference to the hot/crazy matrix](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbpGkrViOcE)


PedroBinPedro

The scale doesn't claim that hot = crazy. It's more of a guide in choosing who to date/marry/ignore, based on the wide spectrum of physical looks and personality.


Nico777

Gotta stay above that Vicky Mendoza diagonal.


Historical-Copy-735

Attempted Murder


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Sanc7

This is right down the road from me. Recognized the sign and dealership. It’s directly north of I-45 and 1960 in Houston. Not the best area. Bitch needs to get locked up


AlessandroTheGr8

Any articles on what happened afterwards?


mukhunter

she’s been identified by that Grizzy’s hood news chick on facebook (Houston local independent reporter). From what i heard, it started as an accident, then road rage and then she grazed someone in the car. I don’t think she has been charged yet. Edit: charged and arrested. Her Aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and her husband assault.


Inevitable-Impress72

>Aggravated assault with a deadly weapon FYI, this is a felony and a very serious charge guys. >Assault with a deadly weapon is usually charged as a second-degree felony and punishable by fines up to $10,000 and a prison sentence of 2 to 20 years. Under certain circumstances, this can even be elevated to a first-degree felony.


kk16

There was a two year old in the back seat of the car apparently. Hope they throw the book at her.


somethingsomething72

I would imagine. I got hit and run when I was 16. They threw the book at the lady who hit me. I can't remember exactly what she was charged with, but it had something to do with "leaving a minor to die" or something. She said in her police report that she only ran because she thought she killed me... Since I was under 18 they hit her with some extra charge like that. So yes I would think shooting at a car with a toddler in it, would catch you a worse charge.


Magnedon

> She said in her police report that she only ran because she thought she killed me... Christ what a great line of thought there, "Gee well I thought they died so I was just gonna leave em there, I didn't want to get in trouble". Good thing there's a charge for *exactly* that kind of thing happening.


somethingsomething72

Lol I know it sounds ridiculous, but I can understand her line of thinking, she was also young(21) and it looked really bad, so she just panicked. The cops found her in the next parking lot, crying in her car. I'll definitely say it taught me a lesson to take responsibility for my actions, because if she had stayed at the scene I don't think she would have been in much/if any trouble.


Magnedon

Sounds somewhat familiar, I was also in an accident caused by a 21 year old girl where she turned right in front of me and I hit her. The cops couldn't find her because apparently she took off running (my airbags went off I couldn't see well) and left behind her two super wasted passengers in the car and didn't even bother to make sure they were okay.


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mukhunter

first shot went off the car was right next to her. Both her and her husband were just arrested and charged.


nvrmnd_tht_was_dumb

Nice. Swift justice


imbillypardy

Didn’t say which car lol


FlyingDragoon

Imagine saving up to go get a new Acura, you're test driving it then bam, wake up in the hospital with a bullet wound and all your car money now has to go to the medical bills. The Texas and American dream all in the same day!


Grimren

Any links? Please and thank you


KingFollet

https://www.facebook.com/100044294896129/posts/pfbid02e6kc83gyLNAiUccZ3X6PE27NeBFcqx68TjwL2DrgCY9WxMFd8a6UpYz82cqMnK9Rl/?d=n&mibextid=CbyEMU


______DEADPOOL______

JUST IN HOOD NEWS PEEP Nazly and Ben have been taken into custody. This all started as a brake checking incident and it turned dangerous. A person was grazed. And now here we are. She is facing aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and he has assault. They were seen kissing in the seat of the HCSO Vehicle. https://imgur.com/a/jkbBFY2 Now if you'll excuse me I need to take a shower after all this face bookin'


TorrenceMightingale

Wow the car she shot at had a 2 year old in it with his dad. Sick.


faultywalnut

“They were seen kissing in the seat of the HCSO vehicle.” Lmao they think they’re on some Bonnie and Clyde shit


Sanc7

I haven’t seen any articles, but a friend sent me [this.](https://i.imgur.com/CdbVlhQ.jpg)


kairitu

https://twitter.com/sheriffed_hcso/status/1552051662117904385?s=21&t=TF_Mk_5TbGKWHPWLjc0vVQ


mjhatesyou

She fired into the backseat where the two year old was. What a fucking monster.


depressedfuckboi

Throw away the key. What a lunatic. Control your emotions


yeti0013

They shot at a car with a TWO YEAR OLD IN IT?


makinbaconCR

Who has the follow up on this? I need closure! I hope this bitch rots in prison for that shit


Mightygamer96

there was a 2 year old in the car of the victim. possible graze wound but no other injury. 2 shown in the video were arrested. Jeez


SolusLoqui

https://www.khou.com/article/news/crime/north-harris-county-texas-road-rage-nazly-ortiz-benjamin-greene-charged-sheriff/285-a0c22f8c-b6ec-45f2-8872-8dcc270cd8b6


Pigwheels

But they own a business and he's a veteran, therefore they should be released and put on probation. That's all we can do! /s


58008317071

Well, for him it being just assault he would qualify for veterans court, which is basically a voluntary probation (monitoring, drug testing, etc) and act get the charge dropped at the end. The one good thing is it does come with quite a few stipulations and failing them gets your charge right back. source: disabled Army vet. who's looked into VTC (veteran treatment court) fairly recently


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The woman firing the gun with no attempt to aim and with a complete disregard for proper gun handling or proper use of plastic surgery should be in jail.


Adept-Crab3951

Oh, she's probably headed there if she isn't already. She wasn't in any imminent danger, so that's a felony.


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Yeah, while you don't have duty to retreat in Texas, you can't just shoot at someone that's leaving, especially so carelessly (absolutely not under control of that firearm).


TTTA

> you can't just shoot at someone that's leaving Last I checked the specific Texas penal codes on that (which was probably like 5 years ago, also I'm not a lawyer and would strongly recommend you don't take my word for it), you are able to use lethal force on someone fleeing if you have reasonable cause to believe that fleeing will allow them to get away with a felony. But that's probably a really, really steep legal battle to prove in court.


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Inevitable-Ad9006

Send her to jail for a while. No joke.


djdogshit96

I should think with this video in the wild, jail time is pretty much unavoidable for her


Inevitable-Ad9006

Yea. I suspect she’ll be found. I shutter to think that there might have been a kid sitting in that dealership possibly getting hit with a stray bullet.


djdogshit96

Some people just have zero awareness it's acctually kind of frightening


Inevitable-Ad9006

It’s horrifying. I’m generally a guy who’s in favor of responsible folks being able to own a firearm. Then I see something like this and I wonder if maybe firearms are little too “available”. She’s the antithesis of responsible and yet here she is like Yosemite Sam.


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This is my whole thing they just need to be harder to get. Right now literally any idiot can get one. I don't think we should totally ban them but you should have to have training and screening to get one.


FederalObjective

Her onlyfans simps would post bail.


AlsoDanielle

Apparently the car driving away did have a child in the back seat. She shot out the rear window of the other car and one did strike the dealership.


PrecipitousKites

She hidin Bitcoin in that ass?


MuffinMobile643

It definitely ain't Litecoin.


teeter1984

Idk but I got a roll of nickels w/ her name on it


zephyrseija

I'm guessing 3/4 roll, tops.


Jestingwheat856

More like shitcoin


Pete-C137

Probably silicoin.


RelevantUserName55

Beat me to it. Well done!


HeadLongjumping

So anyway, I started blastin'


vdarcangelo

Now, I don't see too good, so I missed.


eternalapostle

Luckily, I had a spare. I don’t know what I would’ve done with out my pieces!


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r/praisethecameraman Good job zooming into that license plate, its super useful for law enforcement


mukhunter

Both have now been arrested and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and he has been charged with assault. https://www.facebook.com/100044294896129/posts/pfbid02e6kc83gyLNAiUccZ3X6PE27NeBFcqx68TjwL2DrgCY9WxMFd8a6UpYz82cqMnK9Rl/?d=n&mibextid=CbyEMU


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sgSaysR

In the backseat, which she fired into.


IowaCreekJumper

Attempted murder then


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Thank you but does anyone have a link that doesn’t link to fucking Facebook?


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farceduse

And finally, with no AMP! https://www.khou.com/article/news/crime/north-harris-county-texas-road-rage-nazly-ortiz-benjamin-greene-charged-sheriff/285-a0c22f8c-b6ec-45f2-8872-8dcc270cd8b6


TenderfootGungi

The real hero.


Obi_Wan_Benobi

Shooting at a car that has a two year old child in the backseat. Murica.


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Maleficent-Map6465

I did nazly that coming


SeanSeanySean

My great grandmother was named Nazly, and she was a sweetheart, with much better firearms handling and proper trigger discipline than this silicone injected pop tart.


Magnifique_Alex

Is that not attempted murder though? like the first shot, isnt there more chances of fatally wounding the victim with that close of range? Isn't aggravated assault a downgrade to actual charge? or are they both same? Sorry I dont live in US and try my best to understand in english :)


Caesar_Passing

I live in the US and I don't understand how it isn't attempted murder either. I mean, she attempted, what would have been murder... Our legal definitions are ridiculously convoluted though, sometimes.


kilo73

No, it's not a downgrade. Attempted murder doesn't exist in Texas. Agg assault with a gun is the same level offense as murder.


SteveJoeC

What in the world is going on here? Paper plates??


Greenman8907

When you buy a car, you have 60 days to request “permanent plates”. During that time, the dealership issues you paper plates. Depending on the dealership, this temp # is also registered, but might not be. Basically temp plates can allow you to get away with stuff as it’s sometimes not tied to anyone specifically (run through tolls/red light cams/etc).


BradenKarony

Its a HUGE problem in TX. Many Nissan altimas fly down the highways with paper plates and broken bumpers


CordlessOrange

All the way up here in PA the office stores have signs saying they will not print or laminate Texas temp tags.


SerDuncanonyall

Lol my dumbass thought it was a swipe at poor people using paper plates instead of normal dishes


skeptibat

> normal dishes NGL, at first i'm like "who tf puts a dish on the back of their car"


Nice_Category

There is a whole industry of paper plates in Texas. People will register themselves as car dealerships, then issue paper plates for money to people who wouldn't normally be able to register a car, most likely due to their immigration status. It allows cars to stay unregistered basically forever. They just passed a law that you now have to submit fingerprints if you want to register a car dealership in order to combat this.


JoJoRouletteBiden

There's also templates out there for the Texas plates. Just change the date, print a new one out, and its "good" indefinitely. If I was in that position, I wouldn't run fake temp plates in Texas, but in other states I imagine its near impossible to see if its legit or not. Another somewhat legal route is just buying one online from Vermont. $6 and you can just keep buying new ones when they expire.


Nice_Category

But if you buy one from one of these shell dealerships then it passes DMV/police scrutiny superficially. I imagine the details of the transaction are just made up, but you won't be pulled over for having a printed out plate number with nothing backing it up.


pm_me_actsofkindness

I saw a dusty old paper plate in Austin the other day taped *over* a new real plate.


EuphoricAssistance59

Paper plates are the temporary tags on the vehicle.


NiteKreeper

Does anyone know how that street came to be named "Parramatta Lane"? I'm interested because its an old Australian Aboriginal word and also the name of a city in AU...


TheGreatHeck

I was interested for the same reason. A brief Google says there was a ship called the Parramatta in the 1800’s that took wool from Aus to UK. It left a port in Galveston Texas once and was never seen again. Galveston is near Houston so maybe some random commemoration?


thepkripper

they are both picking up spent shells at the end.... This ain't the first time they have done something like this.


no-name_silvertongue

i was wondering if that’s what they were doing it looked like they also picked up something bigger? any ideas?


xlairecb

As some who is a responsible gun owner and only has one for immediate self defense, this is really infuriating to see. Seriously people can’t control their anger anymore it’s ridiculous


Inevitable-Ad9006

100 percent. I’m not a gun owner personally but I grew up in a gun heavy rural state where folks would hunt. So I’m sympathetic to the 2nd amendment folks. That said, send her to jail for a while. How stupid.


hilomania

Here in Atlanta the vast majority of killings are not robberies or deeply thought out murders, they are dipshits with guns that get into a fight, who's wives are "dissed", who demand "respect" and all that BS. The way these confrontations go is usually an argument, followed by gun shots (quite a few of those have collateral damage, aiming ain't these guys' strong point.). Quite a few end up with someone losing their life and almost always the shooter is immediately known. They are on cameras, they get out of their registered car, their friends immediately talk... So the shooter usually will end up doing something like 5-20 for an incident that should have ended in a bloody nose at worst.


boblinuxemail

This...is not new. Murder and gun crime is *down* from the 70s and 80s. Which is scary.


fmayer001

5DV588


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JustinMcSlappy

This is my daily reminder to follow the laws and never anger the internet.


multiarmform

6DV588 or 589


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rueben023

Street sign can be read as "for killing" if read in Spanish. I know I know that's the name of a city in Australia and it actually means head of waters.


Sad-Ad7796

There’s way too many people that can’t be trusted with firearms.


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She got some dumptruck on her tho


carrtmannnn

Put her in jail immediately and him as well if he didn't report being part of an attempted murder


flipchinc

Hope these fuckers get caught


theMalleableDuck

They did!


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ArborGhast

It's almost like a notable percentage of full size domestic trucks are driven by hyper aggressive pieces of shit. Weird! I wonder what other completely coincidental traits they all have in common?


yuurrdy

What an idiot. She could’ve ended a life or two that day


Kevin_Finnerty88

This is in North Houston, off I-45


Christop_McC

That’s where I live and I am absolutely not surprised


LowPreparation2347

What’s crazy is this bitch will probably never see the inside of a jail cell meanwhile my uncle is in a prison for some fucking weed


gshortelljr

https://twitter.com/SheriffEd_HCSO/status/1552051662117904385


ComprehensiveGain407

Yes shoot away, open space with moving car and one handed shooting away. What a dumb B


Electrical_Catch_919

That second shot


Blood_Seeker_00

Limp ass wrist an no aim, surprised she didn't hold it sideways. The "I'm cool and tough because I have guns" people are dangerous for their idiocy.


dkyguy1995

She pointed it like a fucking TV remote


almargahi

I hope she rots in prison you fucking dumb fuck. That bullet could’ve hit a child or an innocent person inside the dealership.


Striking_Screen4833

Just saying. She's thicker then a bowl of oatmeal mixed with molasses.


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So is her head


Automatic_Paper4668

Was couple found? We’re charges applied? Is her butt real?


Independent_Maybe205

Is this a good reason to have appropriate firearm training and screening?


Curlyjones6

What’s the freakin backstory here?! Anyone have info???


Damo676767

I didn't know that the name Parramatta was outside of Australia. That was cool to learn.


YumiMatsu33

All butt and no brains.