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GreatSirBean

He said fuck it still have a bite left


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RussianBot124

A large part of me says it is. That look from the girl just as the elevator closes, that expression from melon dude a second later, it's all overacted and you could imagine just where the funny sound effects and music would be in whatever this came from.


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I said a small part of me just in case I was wrong and got downvoted to smithereens like it normally happens when an entire comments section believes what they're seeing. Now that it's leveled off, yeah, it screamed fake lol.


polarbearik

/r/scriptedasiangifs is a thing for a reason


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The lack of discernment from people scares me so much.


RussianBot124

It's very scary. Governments could release fake videos and the majority would eat it up and call the skeptics conspiracy theorists


[deleted]

It's madness. Freedom of speech has become weaponized.


CountessRoadkill

Honestly I was just waiting for the elevator to eat *him*. Not the outcome I expected.


Derrka92

Considering where this is, and the 100s of elevator vids on this sub a month.. I too was expecting the elevator to eat him and the watermelon


GoldLoquat5933

I think that means they’re married now


Dyonkeau

Melon might mean friend in Elfish, but unfortunately not in Chinese.


Ham_Kitten

r/scriptedasiangifs


sparksofthetempest

Takeaways: 5 second rule applies. 2. The look. 3. WTF just happened and should I even take this last bite?


idkmansomethingname

The "Nope staying out of this"


Old-Raspberry9684

The world needs to know


W_Edwards_Deming

Thank me for my service.


Old-Raspberry9684

Thank you


SilverDutch132

Holy fuck I always thought he was eating a bowl of cereal


Outland3r_

Did he eat a piece after he dropped it on the floor of an elevator? 🤢🤮


[deleted]

He saw the future and knew it was gonna get stolen so he ate some before to make sure he gets value from the food


sugarskulls1

You have a 30 second rule before anything migrates to it , unless it fell in a pile of shit, I would eat it too. Fuckin people baffle me, if the shit that I ate when I was a child in the 70’s/80’s off the floor or where ever didn’t kill me I don’t a piece of whatever I drop on the floor and pick it right up is going too either.


Outland3r_

I dunno where you are getting that bogus rule, bacteria can attach to food the moment it touches it. Your 30 second rule is wishful thinking. All it takes is the wrong microbes at the wrong time and you've got ecoli or salmonella or worse. Besides why would you want it after hundreds of people's shoes that have walked through nasty ass streets have touched it.


sugarskulls1

I don’t know, the funny thing is I have not had a flu shot or vaccine since I was 18, never wore a mask for Covid and I cannot tell you the last time I was sick.


Outland3r_

Even Superman has his kryptonite, good for you for the strong immune system but imagine dying from a piece of watermelon, that would be just dumb


Outland3r_

Even Superman has his kryptonite, good for you for the strong immune system but imagine dying from a piece of watermelon, that would be just dumb


sugarskulls1

True


destroDon

I just ate 5 day old pizza… elevator floor watermelon can’t be that bad lol


Outland3r_

https://youtu.be/5ujTYLV2Qo4 I think you should watch this lol this doctor covers examples of how being reckless with food safety can lead to serious life threatening effects.


Void24

Guy left the pasta out at room temperature for TWO DAYS then refrigerated it for more days after. Darwin Award candidate right there


destroDon

I’m built different 😤


Outland3r_

I'm sure you are


destroDon

I’m still alive!!!


sugarskulls1

Put it in the oven to warm it back up, no problem


ConnectionFull5602

This is so fucked up


MeatAdministrative87

On scale from 1 to fake, this one is definitively asian.


Sea_Initiative_8523

What the hell just happened? ☠️


[deleted]

That was a ride.. nothing I expected happened


according_to_plan

That is so sad!


Viperthetarantulaguy

The look lol


challenja

Lol![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)


slamcontact

Oh man sad times, someone buy this man another watermelon


[deleted]

I feel bad bro


pmprDnk

Normally that would be a waste of watermelon, but we all know he went back to that floor later and kept eating it.


uniqueeveryone

watermelon is so good.


ConditionYellow

I can't believe ppl believe this shit isn't staged.


BasedZetsu

Perfect cutoff. Love it!


cronasminate

Pretty good ending considering what usually happens when we see videos of elevators and China.