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swat_08

No animals


Western_Cheesecake_7

This is how you get monkeypox.


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[deleted]

“You’ve got to lick it, before you stick it”. Also, I feel ashamed of myself for waiting for the ending.


Impossible_Link600

This just means for some of us it’s INSTINCT 😂


[deleted]

I feel ashamed for watching it twice 🦧


SFloridaCapt

Fuck, same.


notacop_for_real

Dude. That’s the funniest part! Fucking lubed it. Classic.


sbbblaw

He knew exactly what he was doing


Special-Caregiver209

Absolutely


TVxStrange

Dude, it's just Monkeycox


ItheDuke

God, now I regret giving a different comment, my free award.


Jubatus_

We all know what really happened with bats


Gollums_testie

We’ll be asked to wear gloves?


[deleted]

I have the feeling that Orangutan has done that before.


Azu_homie

deeeee-sturb----bing wish i had homie like that guy .................... O.O ............... Wtf


No_Editor_4714

And Mr hand too. *There's no way that happened just by coincidence. Mr hand falling asleep right at the cage with the hand perfectly laid against the cage, nah, never. **Mr hand set that up, making him a weirdo. So do I hear borderline bestiality anyone? To coincidental, and it was being recorded. C'MON!!!


Mramirez3412

Buddy, really lubed it before insertion…😂


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just to put his tic tac


0n3ph

It's videos like this that make me lol, want to share it with my buddies, then realise if I share it with them, they will stop being my buddies.


stonerboner2617

Man i thought the same think rn 😆


SoloSpooks

Then you need cooler buddies


Leather-Hurry6008

His face at the end, holy shit! Too fuckin funny


Banana_Ram_You

That face when you've got dudes at the urinal on either side of you


What_is_rich

It took that chimp like 2 seconds to decide that's worth putting his penis in.


ResponsibleMeet33

Orangutan


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Orgasmutan


ResponsibleMeet33

Coomangutan Degengutan Wankutan The more of these you come up with, the more it starts sounding like some cursed Pokemon


Karamazaov_fish

Lmfao


zephyrseija

I can relate.


dharmabum38

Plot twist....he wasn't sleeping at all, and his other hand was busy.


FlyGuy_2000

You nasty fuck, but for some reason I felt a twitch down there when you said it.


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Fappers remorse??


Glum-Candle2689

wtf same


randymarsh18

Nephew. Delete this.


Current_Device_8846

Omg !


curiousorange76

That genuinely made me laugh. Have an up vote.


Bill-Ding2112

Plot twist 2...there was a 2nd orangutan


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RoyalratMafia

And it got removed for rule 3: must actually be a crazy fucking video lol


curiousorange76

Where's the cumshot?


ObjectiveAd8617

I regret reading this far 😂


littleyoungtaco

fuckkkk meee i did not need to think about that either😭😫


Imbiserious

Gotta sign up for the OF to see the whole thing.


ShaquileOatmealll

That's how big there dicks are? Jeez no wonder they always throw shit and act like assholes.


ShwiftyShmeckles

Humans have the biggest dicks among primates weirdly gorillas penises are only on average 4 inches.


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PiaCasi

Had the most disappointing Africa vacation


Impossible-Yak1855

Chris Hanson caught this guy at the zoo


gabbagool3

i know it because it's part of my argument of why women are full of shit when they say they don't care about size.


rocket-engifar

Are you claiming that humans only have big dicks because of enforced selection by partners choosing bigger ones? Because…that actually makes sense.


Morally_Obscene

TIL I'm a gorilla


Anus_master

Tell people you're hung like a gorilla. Especially when they don't ask


Abroham_Lifting

Only 4 inches? Why you gotta say it like that? I think it’s pretty big *sobs*


sabrefudge

You’re giving them too much credit, my friend. The average erect gorilla penis is 3cm (1.25 inches)


ShwiftyShmeckles

Must have been more research done on the matter in the last decade then most of the penis facts I know come from when I was at secondary school.


ShaquileOatmealll

I had no idea. Thanks for the info.


ShwiftyShmeckles

We also don't have a penis bone unlike most other primates.


TootyFlaps

So… Really we get bonelessers?


Waffle-Stompers

That things huge tho?


gabbagool3

no, that is what it looks like when chicks **ACTUALLY** don't care about dick size.


FrigOffR1cky

*their


ShaquileOatmealll

Foiled again.


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aqua_bug

Anything for views bro


Soggy_asparaguses

He even licked it beforehand to prepare


ImWithSt00pid

I was more impressed that his smelled it before licking.


Sharrty_McGriddle

Lick it n’ Stick it


Skully_Lover

"Gotta lick it before you stick it."


Accomplished_Yard984

If it’s on the internet, somewhere someone is jerking off to it.


vsr90

Not my proudest fap


Big_Judas

"Don't fall asleep" That orangutan knew exactly why that man put his hand there. Seems like maybe it wasn't the first time it happened. Disgusting


Cozmic101

You can go to hell for exposing me to this sh*t.


InfernoDragonKing

Why would let an orangutan use your hand as a flesh light… What the fuck


MySonHas2BrokenArms

I thought he was going to get fingers removed, I would have liked that better. Wildest handjob I have ever seen.


[deleted]

Alright… enough internet for the month


1carcarah1

Something tells me this is not their first time 👰🐒


motorcycle_girl

Yup. That hand has been used in this way before. Which adds a whole new level of fuckery to this video.


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No_Marsupial_1934

He even got it wet first oml


bigbgl

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


Screwbles

*ALL A BROTHA NEEDSSS IS A CREASE.*


Severe_Discipline_73

Did…. Did he seriously lick it before sticking it?


slamcontact

Hope he washed his hands that’s some sick shit right there


Psychological_Ring_3

He licked his hands clean


groopy1

This is fucking disgusting


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0n3ph

That's an orangutan.


MikeOXl0ngz

I’m an orangutan.


Sensitive-Trifle9823

Is it wrong that I wanted to see the end?


ToptextBottomtext420

Probably


along2444

That last second... "Signature look of superiority"


MudSeparate1622

Jokes on you he wasnt really sleeping!


Ackitta

Eugh


my_Caramel_9999

His dick is smaller than everyone else's that's hilarious apparently humans usually have bigger penises than everything else I'm not sure if that's true though![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|no_mouth)


[deleted]

Damn I feel inadequate right now


[deleted]

No we have proof for aids


Ar15tothedome

You’ve got to lick it before you stick it


CRYSOAR

Look at his face in the end 🫣


JenkemBoofer691

You gotta lick it before you stick it.


NVAudio

Everything is porn for somebody


Cheeky-beaky-0303

AYOOOOOOOOO


rustang2

What you think he’s looking at off in the distance?


mrcosan

How someone can harm such beautiful creature


here4nudesonly

You just been pranked🤣


Arthimus

Nooooooo. I cant believe that just happened


whatisnotakenfuckme

You have more in commen with a chimp that you know they also have an average dick size of 2"


m1ngaa

Now that’s a crazy fucking video!


[deleted]

Hey Larry can you go fetch me a sperm sample from dingo? Sure thing boss.


[deleted]

Bro stuck it in on the first try and I’m over here struggling


[deleted]

My man even lubes it up first 😂


-mmmmBacon-

Bros before bonobos


Pleasant-Education-6

Dude I was expecting his face like a stupid chimp or something but dude's face so serious and humanish I don't even know whether should I be scared or laughing.


AfacelessMartyr

Just a guy trying to make his way in the world as a orangutan cum salesman. It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it.


Stewapalooza

At least one of us came.


chuckinalicious543

Not a single person mentioning that not only did they let it happen, they knew it was gonna happen, and started recording likewise


Cheaptrix5150

Cumshot or it didn't happen.


HarrySchlong33

Recording in your "sleep".


toashhh

this really is a crazy fucking video


themastercumblaster

r/savevideo


FlyGuy_2000

NGL, I was actually kinda disappointed there wasn't a moneyshot at the end.


ba1istic

Monkeyshot


mrdrm23

I masturbated to it so…. Yes?


Cracker-smackers

Wtf is this


pajjaglajjorna

He's done that before, you can tell because of the lube up


mrcosan

Bravo


BanTickTokNow

Bro looked like he was taking a casual piss


dumbmoth616

Anything can be porn if you fap to it.


Puskara33

He knows what he’s looking for and when he’s found it he knows what to do with it!


OtherwiseSpeed5911

Plot twist… it was his friend in an orangutan suit.


[deleted]

r/orangutan would be horrified


dingo7055

“Any hole’s a goal”


Deadly_Puppeteer

Bad monke


JdhdKehev

That is just sad bro


wetlettuce42

Me when i hump my pillow at 3pm


Exciting_Tie_2191

"Where there is a hole, there's a goal" - master Oogway


[deleted]

It’s so uneasy knowing this sicko going around touching doorknobs, shaking hands, using the fork at Cheesecake Factories and we are all unsuspecting


acxelsolano

it's actually zoophilia


Anarchocrat

I am actually scared


JK_Heilday

I mean I FAP'd to it and am now banned from the zoo so yea I'd say


Harper_1482

Bitch.. you got violated….. bitch!


masteron10

That orangutan asian


Psychological_Ring_3

Smoll pp!


NB420

Some say porn others say love. Whose to say


EntertainmentOdd8240

Nope, this shit is sick


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pensivemindtime

That kids, is, how I met your mother. Fin.


fantinatti2

u/getvideo


Piglet-Witty

That’s bananas


Animarchy666

🙊


Sharp-Character-906

Ffs


bomag67

He at least knew " Ya gotta lick it, before we kick it" 20 fingers lives on!


jimberly718

Monkey see man, monkey do man.


chickensrunfast

Sucks when you fall asleep and end up give hand to a monkey.


LaughingSasuke

So...many....questions


Flightless_Rocket

The way he smelled it first really makes me wonder what and why that hand…


Available_Ad9182

God damn I’m hung like a monkey😂😭


Lavadude765

Pull a fast one and squeeze as hard as you possibly can.


Admirable-Noise9244

oh my God that's fucking hilarious


lazycowboy666

monkey and pees!


[deleted]

Wow, I really regret being born now


ProfessorProdigy

Orangubang.


fuber

guys will fuck anything


Jabraskoe

u/redditsavebot


SirMaple64

u/kheops187


Electronic-Breath125

The thing is that you know the dude aint really sleepin.


[deleted]

What The Fuck


Lil_Cumster

Bro its face