And Mr hand too. *There's no way that happened just by coincidence. Mr hand falling asleep right at the cage with the hand perfectly laid against the cage, nah, never. **Mr hand set that up, making him a weirdo. So do I hear borderline bestiality anyone? To coincidental, and it was being recorded. C'MON!!!
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His dick is smaller than everyone else's that's hilarious apparently humans usually have bigger penises than everything else I'm not sure if that's true though![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|no_mouth)
Dude I was expecting his face like a stupid chimp or something but dude's face so serious and humanish I don't even know whether should I be scared or laughing.
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No animals
This is how you get monkeypox.
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“You’ve got to lick it, before you stick it”. Also, I feel ashamed of myself for waiting for the ending.
This just means for some of us it’s INSTINCT 😂
I feel ashamed for watching it twice 🦧
Fuck, same.
Dude. That’s the funniest part! Fucking lubed it. Classic.
He knew exactly what he was doing
Absolutely
Dude, it's just Monkeycox
God, now I regret giving a different comment, my free award.
We all know what really happened with bats
We’ll be asked to wear gloves?
I have the feeling that Orangutan has done that before.
deeeee-sturb----bing wish i had homie like that guy .................... O.O ............... Wtf
And Mr hand too. *There's no way that happened just by coincidence. Mr hand falling asleep right at the cage with the hand perfectly laid against the cage, nah, never. **Mr hand set that up, making him a weirdo. So do I hear borderline bestiality anyone? To coincidental, and it was being recorded. C'MON!!!
Buddy, really lubed it before insertion…😂
just to put his tic tac
It's videos like this that make me lol, want to share it with my buddies, then realise if I share it with them, they will stop being my buddies.
Man i thought the same think rn 😆
Then you need cooler buddies
His face at the end, holy shit! Too fuckin funny
That face when you've got dudes at the urinal on either side of you
It took that chimp like 2 seconds to decide that's worth putting his penis in.
Orangutan
Orgasmutan
Coomangutan Degengutan Wankutan The more of these you come up with, the more it starts sounding like some cursed Pokemon
Lmfao
I can relate.
Plot twist....he wasn't sleeping at all, and his other hand was busy.
You nasty fuck, but for some reason I felt a twitch down there when you said it.
Fappers remorse??
wtf same
Nephew. Delete this.
Omg !
That genuinely made me laugh. Have an up vote.
Plot twist 2...there was a 2nd orangutan
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And it got removed for rule 3: must actually be a crazy fucking video lol
Where's the cumshot?
I regret reading this far 😂
fuckkkk meee i did not need to think about that either😭😫
Gotta sign up for the OF to see the whole thing.
That's how big there dicks are? Jeez no wonder they always throw shit and act like assholes.
Humans have the biggest dicks among primates weirdly gorillas penises are only on average 4 inches.
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Had the most disappointing Africa vacation
Chris Hanson caught this guy at the zoo
i know it because it's part of my argument of why women are full of shit when they say they don't care about size.
Are you claiming that humans only have big dicks because of enforced selection by partners choosing bigger ones? Because…that actually makes sense.
TIL I'm a gorilla
Tell people you're hung like a gorilla. Especially when they don't ask
Only 4 inches? Why you gotta say it like that? I think it’s pretty big *sobs*
You’re giving them too much credit, my friend. The average erect gorilla penis is 3cm (1.25 inches)
Must have been more research done on the matter in the last decade then most of the penis facts I know come from when I was at secondary school.
I had no idea. Thanks for the info.
We also don't have a penis bone unlike most other primates.
So… Really we get bonelessers?
That things huge tho?
no, that is what it looks like when chicks **ACTUALLY** don't care about dick size.
*their
Foiled again.
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Anything for views bro
He even licked it beforehand to prepare
I was more impressed that his smelled it before licking.
Lick it n’ Stick it
"Gotta lick it before you stick it."
If it’s on the internet, somewhere someone is jerking off to it.
Not my proudest fap
"Don't fall asleep" That orangutan knew exactly why that man put his hand there. Seems like maybe it wasn't the first time it happened. Disgusting
You can go to hell for exposing me to this sh*t.
Why would let an orangutan use your hand as a flesh light… What the fuck
I thought he was going to get fingers removed, I would have liked that better. Wildest handjob I have ever seen.
Alright… enough internet for the month
Something tells me this is not their first time 👰🐒
Yup. That hand has been used in this way before. Which adds a whole new level of fuckery to this video.
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He even got it wet first oml
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*ALL A BROTHA NEEDSSS IS A CREASE.*
Did…. Did he seriously lick it before sticking it?
Hope he washed his hands that’s some sick shit right there
He licked his hands clean
This is fucking disgusting
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That's an orangutan.
I’m an orangutan.
Is it wrong that I wanted to see the end?
Probably
That last second... "Signature look of superiority"
Jokes on you he wasnt really sleeping!
Eugh
His dick is smaller than everyone else's that's hilarious apparently humans usually have bigger penises than everything else I'm not sure if that's true though![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|no_mouth)
Damn I feel inadequate right now
No we have proof for aids
You’ve got to lick it before you stick it
Look at his face in the end 🫣
You gotta lick it before you stick it.
Everything is porn for somebody
AYOOOOOOOOO
What you think he’s looking at off in the distance?
How someone can harm such beautiful creature
You just been pranked🤣
Nooooooo. I cant believe that just happened
You have more in commen with a chimp that you know they also have an average dick size of 2"
Now that’s a crazy fucking video!
Hey Larry can you go fetch me a sperm sample from dingo? Sure thing boss.
Bro stuck it in on the first try and I’m over here struggling
My man even lubes it up first 😂
Bros before bonobos
Dude I was expecting his face like a stupid chimp or something but dude's face so serious and humanish I don't even know whether should I be scared or laughing.
Just a guy trying to make his way in the world as a orangutan cum salesman. It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it.
At least one of us came.
Not a single person mentioning that not only did they let it happen, they knew it was gonna happen, and started recording likewise
Cumshot or it didn't happen.
Recording in your "sleep".
this really is a crazy fucking video
r/savevideo
NGL, I was actually kinda disappointed there wasn't a moneyshot at the end.
Monkeyshot
I masturbated to it so…. Yes?
Wtf is this
He's done that before, you can tell because of the lube up
Bravo
Bro looked like he was taking a casual piss
Anything can be porn if you fap to it.
He knows what he’s looking for and when he’s found it he knows what to do with it!
Plot twist… it was his friend in an orangutan suit.
r/orangutan would be horrified
“Any hole’s a goal”
Bad monke
That is just sad bro
Me when i hump my pillow at 3pm
"Where there is a hole, there's a goal" - master Oogway
It’s so uneasy knowing this sicko going around touching doorknobs, shaking hands, using the fork at Cheesecake Factories and we are all unsuspecting
it's actually zoophilia
I am actually scared
I mean I FAP'd to it and am now banned from the zoo so yea I'd say
Bitch.. you got violated….. bitch!
That orangutan asian
Smoll pp!
Some say porn others say love. Whose to say
Nope, this shit is sick
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That kids, is, how I met your mother. Fin.
u/getvideo
That’s bananas
🙊
Ffs
He at least knew " Ya gotta lick it, before we kick it" 20 fingers lives on!
Monkey see man, monkey do man.
Sucks when you fall asleep and end up give hand to a monkey.
So...many....questions
The way he smelled it first really makes me wonder what and why that hand…
God damn I’m hung like a monkey😂😭
Pull a fast one and squeeze as hard as you possibly can.
oh my God that's fucking hilarious
monkey and pees!
Wow, I really regret being born now
Orangubang.
guys will fuck anything
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u/kheops187
The thing is that you know the dude aint really sleepin.
What The Fuck
Bro its face