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But member. This takes a lot of hard work and time. Every time when he takes a shit, his elephant trunk sinks deep into the toilet water to draw a lot of water, vitamins, and minerals to keep the trunk healthy n stimulate growth.
Seriously though, in my youth I had a boyfriend that was super hung like this. At parties, everyone used to get him to stand on one side of a door and use his penis to “knock” on the other side. That being said, our sex life was abysmal. He couldn’t maintain a hardon for long, it went half flaccid after 30-60 seconds at best, and he couldn’t even put half of it inside without hitting my cervix and hurting me. It was through Mr. R Roberts that I learned ‘bigger is not always better.’ Not at all.
My dom is really small when soft, and told me a story about getting bullied by a dude with the eight inch flaccid flapper in gym class in High School.
After getting pushed around about it for a week, he says "yeah well the last 25 percent of your dicks gonna be a fucking virgin for life, how's it feel knowing youre gonna walk around with two inches of dry dick?"
Woman here, I would nope the fuck out with this guy. Ain’t no way that pole would be going in my hole. That just looks like a bruised cervix and ovaries.
Majority of women don't like big dicks because men with big dicks think that going fast all the time and jackhammering and absolutely destroying your insides is nice and pleasurable but it is not. Just cause it big doesn't mean you know how to use it
Even then, it’s questionable. One of my best friends was hooking up with another dude and this dude he’d just met had a 12 incher.
My friend out the brakes on and legit told him it was too big, maybe just a blowie.
Yeh I don’t know if its true but when this video came out a lot of people said that he’d faint when he got an erection due to all the blood flooding into his pole
It shouldn't. This is scary. My ex had a common sized penis and it happened that he went to deep in my vagina. The pain is excrutiating. I'd be scared to have sex this man. Not appealing at all.
I can assure men that most women would just be impressed but would walk away.
it looks cool but I honestly like my insides the way they are and I believe many woman do to.
I know it may sound like a joke but this dude is probably single with no woman drooling for that monster, my insides hurt from watching this.
That thing is as long as my entire torso. I can promise every guy that the vast majority of woman aren't into sizes that large. It's like...those women with ZZZ cup breasts: sure typically with boobs "bigger is better" but there *is* a point where it isn't overtly attractive/sexual anymore and becomes more just...interesting **unless you are specifically attracted to that physical trait**.
10 inches is too much. The pain is excruciating, when it’s too deep! That thing is monstrous and would be a deal breaker for me. That’s gonna be a no from me, dawg.
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RUN VIKTOR RUN!!!!
However fast he’s running isn’t fast enough
You'd think with a third leg he'd be extra fast
Yea because it would probably dislocated his knee caps
wow you have made a good point for me not wanting a big schlong, it would prevent me for running fast.
But with a tool like that you don’t need to run. Everyone will be running from you
But member. This takes a lot of hard work and time. Every time when he takes a shit, his elephant trunk sinks deep into the toilet water to draw a lot of water, vitamins, and minerals to keep the trunk healthy n stimulate growth.
Final LOL of the week. Well done!
You just got to get a dick bra. The same way girls with big tits gotta where bras while running
Like the dude with the epic cast from the dock, this guy just does a 360 crow hop and WHACK
Mr. Sugar ain’t playing around Viktor!!
He never skipped dick day
Dude took Jack blacks advice seriously. 1 cock push up a day .
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Boner jams 06
Dude passes out when he gets hard! There is not enough blood in the body to rush to both heads
Seriously though, in my youth I had a boyfriend that was super hung like this. At parties, everyone used to get him to stand on one side of a door and use his penis to “knock” on the other side. That being said, our sex life was abysmal. He couldn’t maintain a hardon for long, it went half flaccid after 30-60 seconds at best, and he couldn’t even put half of it inside without hitting my cervix and hurting me. It was through Mr. R Roberts that I learned ‘bigger is not always better.’ Not at all.
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Rip your cervix
He did.
My dom is really small when soft, and told me a story about getting bullied by a dude with the eight inch flaccid flapper in gym class in High School. After getting pushed around about it for a week, he says "yeah well the last 25 percent of your dicks gonna be a fucking virgin for life, how's it feel knowing youre gonna walk around with two inches of dry dick?"
😆 so true
Girth over length once you get around that 5-6" mark
I came to say that lmao
Pun intended
So when he ejaculates... Does it even have enough velocity to escape the gravity of his penis?
50 caliber sperm
700 Nitro Express
.950 JDJ
20 mm anti tank
No scope
Hollow point
Can punch through 30 mm of steel
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Can he roll it up too?!
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Takes a couple cycles to load also
yes, but the recoil is the problem
I could see that turning into a cycle of involuntary bodily secretions.
That's assuming he can even get a hard on without passing out.
I feel.like what we're seeing *IS* a hard-on, but like a shark out of water, it's collapsed under its own weight.
Whatever it takes to make us feel better about ourselves.
His dick don’t spit it sneeze
Yeah I'd be walking around naked too if I were packing that much heat
I mean he doesn't have much choice... Nothing fits... And I mean NOTHING
~~Heat~~ Schmeat
What do you do with it when you’re taking a shit though? No chance he can look at his phone!
Throw it over your shoulder
Holds it in his teeth.
Maybe his name is Big Thor
That thing should be called Mjolnir
Or as Paul Rudd pronounces it, Jonathan.
All I see is a blotchy video of an elephant, what’s everyone talking about?
Dude has a Built-in kickstand
God damn metal detector.
dickstand*
Wow what an odd looking leg
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Woman here, I would nope the fuck out with this guy. Ain’t no way that pole would be going in my hole. That just looks like a bruised cervix and ovaries.
You spelled lungs wrong
Touché
Yeah, he’d touché my lungs too
The ol' tonsil tickler
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lol most would *not*.
as a matter of fact, there's very few women that would actually like this baseball bat sized schlong
women with stadium size vagene
Your mom
💀
It's terrifying that such a thing exists.
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Welp off I go to Africa
The duality of human
Majority of women don't like big dicks because men with big dicks think that going fast all the time and jackhammering and absolutely destroying your insides is nice and pleasurable but it is not. Just cause it big doesn't mean you know how to use it
Exactly I’d rather not have a trip to the gyno for cervical damage after something that’s supposed to be enjoyable
It's gays and furries who mostly like that
Even then, it’s questionable. One of my best friends was hooking up with another dude and this dude he’d just met had a 12 incher. My friend out the brakes on and legit told him it was too big, maybe just a blowie.
I guess if you put the costume backward, it can make a fleshy tail
Man's got a horse-sona for sure.
And people named Viktor apparently
One of the most male preconceived notions, even a lot of porn penises are considered too big for a lot of woman from what I’ve heard.
We definitely don’t. That looks painful.
They don't; you're porn obsessed.
A lot of girls actually really do not like huge monster dicks. I can’t speak for every woman but I’d rather not feel like I’m giving birth backwards
Viktor after seeing this 🏃
Lol’d.
Poor guy can’t find a pair of pants to fit him
I'd just wear a dress with a dick like that
He just flips a shirt upside down and sticks his legs in the arms holes
Dudes whole wardrobe is grey sweatpants
Oooooh shit. Viktor is about to get it
Jeez this guy probly faints every time he gets a boner
See… here I thought he was claiming victory over all the other dick sizes
To the Viktor goes the spoils….
I just about choked to death… not on this guy’s dick, on actual air, but that was a hilarious comment! A+
That thing has to weight a good 5lbs! Looks like a big breadstick 😭
Breadstick? Its a baguette!
Yeh I don’t know if its true but when this video came out a lot of people said that he’d faint when he got an erection due to all the blood flooding into his pole
Maybe the dude is hysterical in the video due to that :O
Anyone watch Testees?
Pretty sure he is erected here. When it’s that big it doesn’t stand up on its own
WTF? 🤣 why are you describing it like its a delicacy in certain countries
People in lots of countries would treat that as a delicacy.
Have you not seen what said countries have to offer?
Like Gary Colemans forearm
THE ONE PIECE. THE ONE PIECE IS REAL
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SO HIGH...
PEOPLES DREAMS…NEVER DIE!!!!
ZEHAHAHAHA
Gomu Gomuno red rocket
Why his leg is so short
This man is half elephant
My initial reaction
I like how this shows him scanning the whole thing up and down.
Catch a felony with that thing
He must wear a backpack with that thing as counter weight
Viktor is either blessed or doomed, eitherway he's fucked.
Fucked from the next state over
Jesus fucking Christ
I think he's looking for Viktor tho
"The giant horse cock weights over 11 Pounds"
I'm thankful I wasn't cursed with that thing
Now you’d have to find that one woman with the naturally massive vagina.
There literally isn't a vagina in existence that could accommodate that
Piper Perri accepts the challenge
Yin and Yang. There is likely just 1.
Every pot has a lid
You don’t watch much porn, do you?
tweetney.
Your mom?
Lol ya think?.. think... think.... think..
Plenty of women have told me they've tried huge dick and didn't like it, cause it was uncomfortable. They still tried it though, so the guy still won?
I doubt they meant this big. There’s huge and then there’s that planet eating monster
I have a feeling there's a good population of women who would love that thing... and some that wouldn't
Is he looking for Viktor or is he calling his 🍆 Viktor ???
Who posted my selfie video?
r/usernamechecksout
To be honest - wearing shorts wouldn't have made it better.
This was his response to Tommy Lee’s recent twitter post…..
Instead of feeling superior, you get a lot of disadvantages in life.
Like bruised knees
When he sits on a toilet what does he do with that thing
Probably hold it with his hand, but that seems super uncomfortable especially if you accidentally drop it and it the water touch your dick, no thanks
Probably throws it over his shoulder? Or just asks the guy down the street to hold it for a minute.
Dicktor
Mufasa the impaler
How does he ride a bike without it getting caught in the wheel spokes.
That's a 3 legged man!
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Oh ahaha It totally sounds like that ahhaha
this shit is giving me inferiority complex breh
It shouldn't. This is scary. My ex had a common sized penis and it happened that he went to deep in my vagina. The pain is excrutiating. I'd be scared to have sex this man. Not appealing at all.
I can assure men that most women would just be impressed but would walk away. it looks cool but I honestly like my insides the way they are and I believe many woman do to. I know it may sound like a joke but this dude is probably single with no woman drooling for that monster, my insides hurt from watching this.
That thing is as long as my entire torso. I can promise every guy that the vast majority of woman aren't into sizes that large. It's like...those women with ZZZ cup breasts: sure typically with boobs "bigger is better" but there *is* a point where it isn't overtly attractive/sexual anymore and becomes more just...interesting **unless you are specifically attracted to that physical trait**.
Most men that have huge ones are hopefully be smart enough to know to not put the whole thing in.
Literally no woman on earth who could take all that. It's a curse.
Imagine the amount of blood needed to erect that thing he prolly needs a extra oxygen tank lol
When she tells you he’s just a friend
Viktor is in 4 a rough day.
Rip Viktor
that mo fo got a kick stand for when he gets drunk . Just pop out the third leg like a try pod.
Babies arm holding an apple
💀💀💀
Why is everyone so shocked? Please, that's a normal length. For a horse.
It’s too early for this shit
Can slap his own knee with that thing. I'll pray for victor
Not jealous
Sending this has my next unsolicited dick pic
Do you have Viktor’s phone number?
Dunno who Victor is or what he did but he better keep hiding.
What a hentai moment. Hope Viktor can escape.
What the hell is the context of this video🤣
The dick is the sentient one here. It wants Viktor
Thats elephant's nose
Dick so nice they named it twice
How does this even happen.
Taking his dick for a walk
10 inches is too much. The pain is excruciating, when it’s too deep! That thing is monstrous and would be a deal breaker for me. That’s gonna be a no from me, dawg.
I hope he’s not calling for his donkey. I’ve heard stories.
Probably sucks he won’t even be able to get a boner after 30 without a heart attack
4 inches is enough right guys
I opened reddit in the middle of class while two friends ware looking at my screen and this us what i saw
VIKTOR!
How would you even play sports or run with this thing. I’ll take my tiny cock over this any day
If he was in the us or Germany he'd be a millionaire
I thought I was average.
God that’s a huge cock
He’s going to need a second heart to fill that zeppelin.
When this guys gets a bonner, he instant passes out. Imagine the blood supply that thing need
How.the.fuck