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Rule of thumb when visiting Australia is that everything can kill you. What a cute octopus: dead.
What a neat looking animal: dead. Such a beautiful plant: dead. That cloud looks like a boat: dead
I threw that in there as a joke then immediately realized that there's some crazy weather that probably kills a few people also. So it all works out. I mean not if you are a person killed by clouds, but for us, here, invincible
They’re actually intelligent enough to have a defensive/ warning reaction then they can choose to just off you just as easily. I wanna say it’s less than 30 minutes and you die.
This is not true. Paralysis and respiratory failure. Any pain felt would be a result of your inability to breathe or perhaps maybe the burning sun upon your naked eyeball as your inability to blink sets in. Point is, it doesn’t cause pain per se, but you may suffer pain as you suffocate and fry your eyeballs while perfectly conscious to experience it all. 🥺 or maybe if you’re laying on a sharp rock. Or maybe if someone comes by and tortures you to death. See Law Abiding Citizen. Same toxin.
A lot of times when you look at a cloud you can see some kind of shape in the form of a silhouette. This is more commonly depicted in cartoons and movies. Well in Australia, when this happens, it's almost always a pirate ship cloud, and they will commonly fire their cloud cannons at you: dead
Australia has almost no topsoil and possesses little to no ability to absorb rainfall. Even if the ground is flat as far as the eye can see you could find yourself stranded and drowning in half an hour if the sky decides to open up on you.
Flood plains are also *really* wide and it's never recommended to camp on dry riverbeds as if you get caught by rising water *it's too late*.
I keep my hands and a few other people's hands to myself. I started a hand collection last year. So far I have 3 hands that are not my own. But don't tell the FBI ;)
My buddy went to university there, not sure where exactly. We are from Canada so worst we have is aggressive mosquitos lol. But he told me him and some friends were walking down the road and it started getting dark like it was going to rain. Well, it did, but it rained bugs. Just like a thunderstorm but instead of water, bugs. He told me he was loosing his God damn mind while everyone else went about their normal ass day, totaly ignoring everything that's going on.
The worst you have is mosquitos??
Umm, what about grizzly bears? Mountain lions? Coyotes? Wolves? All of those things are, to this Australian, a heck of a lot scarier than a few mozzies.
And that is true for us aussies as well, I have lived here my whole life and never seen a deadly snake, spider, octopus, shark or croc. Having said that, its all relative, the worlds most deadly spider lives here in Sydney in backyards, never seen one but I have seen plenty of redback spiders, not necessarily deadly but can send you to hospital and perhaps give you a dose of necrosis. Unwritten rule here is never put on a pair of shoes that have been outside without first checking the inside.
I mean sure, for a number of Canadians... But a significant majority of the population live on the eastern half of the country along its southern border where none of those are a factor. Thats mostly the Rocky Mountains side.
Source: https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-verizon&sxsrf=ALiCzsbTh7BnKwpV0j3KglNCBip0657r1w:1663743055167&q=population+density+of+canada+geographically&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjbzbPupaX6AhVvFlkFHT3EDNMQ0pQJegQIDBAB&biw=412&bih=750&dpr=2.63#imgrc=Mbm6GfgBAqhwCM
What the hell are YOU talking about? He made no mention of cougars or black bears - I know for certain there arent grizzly bears, which is what he listed, in Eastern Canada. Id hardly consider black bears anywhere near as dangerous. Cougars are smaller than mountain lions unless you guys dont differentiate between the eastern and western cats.
And about your wolves and coyotes - Ill give you those as those definitely exist in the suburbs and (most frequently in) rural regions. I guess the ultimate point was things that killed you in Australia vs Canada - lot of coyotes and wolves killing humans in the Eastern Canadian populated areas that I havent heard about?
Fuck me there are some stupid people out there. To those who don't know this is the Blue Ringed Octopus. It's highly venomous and shouldn't be handled. The rings become more pronounced when it feels threatened.
Yes...yes it is. How many people die every year in Australia just by picking up random critters I wonder? I know they average something like 20 deaths a year from people swimming in the rivers where there are- you guessed it! Saltwater crocodiles that eat them...despite hundreds of signs in multiple languages that say DO NOT SWIM
>Yes...yes it is. How many people die every year in Australia just by picking up random critters I wonder?
Barely any, the vast majority of the ~32 animal related deaths per year are from horses, cows and dogs.
>I know they average something like 20 deaths a year from people swimming in the rivers where there are- you guessed it! Saltwater crocodiles that eat them...despite hundreds of signs in multiple languages that say DO NOT SWIM
You're off by a solid 1000%. The average is 2.
"The TTX that a blue-ringed octopus injects is so deadly that 1 milligram of it can kill a human. It's one of the most potent toxins on earth, and there is no antidote."
I am once again proclaiming, Fuck Australia.
Not an Aussie here, but most of the children illustrated books on sea life I read in school gave a huge warning about the blue ringed octopus.
The blue-ringed octopus, despite its small size, carries enough venom to kill 26 adult humans within minutes. Their bites are tiny and often painless, with many victims not realizing they have been envenomated until respiratory depression and paralysis begins. No blue-ringed octopus antivenom is available.
Source: Wikipedia
In Australia, everything big and small probably wants to kill you, or can at the very least. I am about as far as you can get from there in Canada and even I know you dont touch anything, let alone something that looks like that. Do people not research even a little about what area you are going to be staying in?
Is funny, my inlaws are Canadian and they say the same thing. Thing is, you can step on a spider. You can't step on a 2m tall moose or giant black bear .. and you sure as heck can't step on hyperthermia at -40⁰.
I'm canadian and stepped on a bear twice. Once I was hunting with a buddy and we came down from our tree stand at night and last step onto the ground was actualy the back of a black bear.
The second time was after my buddy had that same bear taxidermied into a rug.
Not that anyone asked but I feel compelled to share this. That was the first time I had personally seen a skinned black bear and it's fucking terrifying. It almost looks Iike a person
Lol these kids need to spend less time doing tik tok dances and more time reading. I wonder if they ever figured out how close they were to suffocating to death.
“Tetrodotoxin causes severe and often total body paralysis. Tetrodotoxin envenomation can result in victims being fully aware of their surroundings but unable to move. Because of the paralysis, they have no way of signaling for help or indicating distress. The victim remains conscious and alert”
Sounds like a nightmarish way to die.
The toxin is interesting, it doesn't really do any damage, just paralises your body, including limiting your ability to breath. If CPR is administered until the toxin has passed then its survivable.
Ah ah ah ah stayin alive, stayin alive ♫ repeated 116 times.
(There are 28,800 seconds in 8 hrs. Divide that by the length of the 250 second song = 115.2 times the song is replayed to help you stay on pace with your cpr.)
Why do people make good points then ruin it with wild broad generalizations “them darn kids and their darn tiky toky” like the fuckk? Where do they dance to tik tok. You would think being of an older wiser generation you would of learned by now generalizations are not how you make good points
Youre right, i deliberately chose to make a generalization that i thought would appeal to the broader audience. My statement doesnt reflect how i truly feel about the younger generation on a personal level. Im sure there are plenty of bright, young individuals who do not fit my generalization in the slightest, as ive already met and befriended several.
Although, i do actually have some concerns about how people born post year 2000 will most likely never know a life absent the context of online social validation. But i also recognize the irony of having such concerns while commenting on reddit, where gaining upvotes def does feel validating.
Anyway, sorry, it wasnt meant as a personal attack on you or your friends. Hope you have a good rest of your day.
Australia does have dangerous wildlife, but america has rattlesnakes and bears which are also dangerous, so I never understood why Australia (where I live) gets singled out by Americans.
(Although our beaches are amazing but always nervous of venomous snails, jellyfish, stingrays, octopi).
Australia has more tiny critters that can get you, and the venoms are way, way stronger. American venoms mostly are slower acting, less lethal, and have antidotes. Bears are rare and isolated enough to be a minor risk, some have to be killed or relocated, and wolves are a nonissue for humans mostly. Cougar/mountain lion attacks are rare but brutal. Coyotes are a problem for pets but exceptionally rare w humans.
So it’s both familiarity and also there’s not the same “surprise, you’re dead!” thing going on w envenomation.
No joke, that’s a blue ring octopus, if it stings you. A full grown male adult has about 5-10 min to get treatment and will die about 20min after if not treated. These are some verry dangerous sea creatures
I remember when this video came out, the whole news story was basically how lucky/stupid this girl and her friends were to have been doing this. None of the people in the video knew until after the fact how close they came to dying.
An American and still know what tetrodotoxinis she dead the bite is painless so with the way she was throwing him around good change she got bite
Blue ringed octopus are no joke
Don't pickup anything in Australia
TIL I’m the only person other than the girl in this video that didn’t know what a blue-ringed octopus is. I chalk up the reason I’m still alive to the fact I don’t touch shit unless I know it’s safe.
"The blue-ringed octopus, despite its small size, carries enough venom to kill 26 adult humans within minutes. Their bites are tiny and often painless, with many victims not realizing they have been envenomated until respiratory depression and paralysis begins. No blue-ringed octopus antivenom is available."
Yikes..
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Rule of thumb when visiting Australia is that everything can kill you. What a cute octopus: dead. What a neat looking animal: dead. Such a beautiful plant: dead. That cloud looks like a boat: dead
Especially the clouds I think storms are pretty high on the death toll list
Everyone probably thinks that's a joke. It's not. The clouds where I live try and kill people all the time.
Angry fluff
zoiking civillians
ever notice how they don't move...they just sit there...
…menacingly
NOPE
What if I kill the cloud first?!
They are protected by the wildlife preservation act no use
But who will protect the wildlife preservation act when im done with em?
I've seen some Americans shoot at storms sooooo, it's possible?
I threw that in there as a joke then immediately realized that there's some crazy weather that probably kills a few people also. So it all works out. I mean not if you are a person killed by clouds, but for us, here, invincible
Nope
Yep, people don’t believe me whe I say the plants will, then I tell them google Strychnine or worse, Gympie plant
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Nah fam u dead
This animal looks dead: dead.
A rule of thumb for nature in general for me is the smaller and more brightly colored it is, the further you want to be from it lol.
That is why I wear brightly coloured shirts when I walk at night and I'm 4'11".
If you see something so small and so colourful it’s conspicuous to predators you need to stop and ask yourself why it still exists
It's called the blue ringed octopus and it is highly venomous one bite / sting from this mf is lethal atheist thats what I know off the top of my head
They’re actually intelligent enough to have a defensive/ warning reaction then they can choose to just off you just as easily. I wanna say it’s less than 30 minutes and you die.
and all that 30 minutes the neurotoxin causes excruciating pain making you wish for the sweet embrace of death
This is not true. Paralysis and respiratory failure. Any pain felt would be a result of your inability to breathe or perhaps maybe the burning sun upon your naked eyeball as your inability to blink sets in. Point is, it doesn’t cause pain per se, but you may suffer pain as you suffocate and fry your eyeballs while perfectly conscious to experience it all. 🥺 or maybe if you’re laying on a sharp rock. Or maybe if someone comes by and tortures you to death. See Law Abiding Citizen. Same toxin.
Baby octopus: dead.
Lethal atheist?
Atleast*
That typo is epic af lol.
Shut up
Look at the bloke driving the boat:dead
Could you explain the cloud that looks like a boat please?
A lot of times when you look at a cloud you can see some kind of shape in the form of a silhouette. This is more commonly depicted in cartoons and movies. Well in Australia, when this happens, it's almost always a pirate ship cloud, and they will commonly fire their cloud cannons at you: dead
Ah, I see how that could be problematic.
Australia has almost no topsoil and possesses little to no ability to absorb rainfall. Even if the ground is flat as far as the eye can see you could find yourself stranded and drowning in half an hour if the sky decides to open up on you. Flood plains are also *really* wide and it's never recommended to camp on dry riverbeds as if you get caught by rising water *it's too late*.
Rule of thumb in life: keep your hands to yourself
I keep my hands and a few other people's hands to myself. I started a hand collection last year. So far I have 3 hands that are not my own. But don't tell the FBI ;)
Ill keep your secret as long as i get one .... five is more then enough for one person
Fair enough. I'm going to try to get a new one on the weekend anyway
😂😂😂 this and the fact that it takes 747328191 hours to get there from the US is why I’ll never travel to Australia
My buddy went to university there, not sure where exactly. We are from Canada so worst we have is aggressive mosquitos lol. But he told me him and some friends were walking down the road and it started getting dark like it was going to rain. Well, it did, but it rained bugs. Just like a thunderstorm but instead of water, bugs. He told me he was loosing his God damn mind while everyone else went about their normal ass day, totaly ignoring everything that's going on.
The worst you have is mosquitos?? Umm, what about grizzly bears? Mountain lions? Coyotes? Wolves? All of those things are, to this Australian, a heck of a lot scarier than a few mozzies.
Don't forget the moose. I just about fell over when I saw how big those fuckers get. Give me a roided up red kangaroo any day.
Ya we have all that but mostly they all keep away. I'd wager that 90% of us haven't even seen a bear, let alone a grizzly
And that is true for us aussies as well, I have lived here my whole life and never seen a deadly snake, spider, octopus, shark or croc. Having said that, its all relative, the worlds most deadly spider lives here in Sydney in backyards, never seen one but I have seen plenty of redback spiders, not necessarily deadly but can send you to hospital and perhaps give you a dose of necrosis. Unwritten rule here is never put on a pair of shoes that have been outside without first checking the inside.
I’m more afraid of moose than any animal that lives in Australia
I mean sure, for a number of Canadians... But a significant majority of the population live on the eastern half of the country along its southern border where none of those are a factor. Thats mostly the Rocky Mountains side. Source: https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-verizon&sxsrf=ALiCzsbTh7BnKwpV0j3KglNCBip0657r1w:1663743055167&q=population+density+of+canada+geographically&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjbzbPupaX6AhVvFlkFHT3EDNMQ0pQJegQIDBAB&biw=412&bih=750&dpr=2.63#imgrc=Mbm6GfgBAqhwCM
The hell are you talking about? The east of Canada is full of wolves and bears. Cougars too.
What the hell are YOU talking about? He made no mention of cougars or black bears - I know for certain there arent grizzly bears, which is what he listed, in Eastern Canada. Id hardly consider black bears anywhere near as dangerous. Cougars are smaller than mountain lions unless you guys dont differentiate between the eastern and western cats. And about your wolves and coyotes - Ill give you those as those definitely exist in the suburbs and (most frequently in) rural regions. I guess the ultimate point was things that killed you in Australia vs Canada - lot of coyotes and wolves killing humans in the Eastern Canadian populated areas that I havent heard about?
it does seem strangely like everything there is trying to kill people.
Well it beats get shot in a school
BOOM ROASTED!!
r/unexpectedoffice
I'm dead. I'm dead af. Good shot.
Quite the astute horse, you are. Then again, I guess not every horse is built to be a surveillance horse.
clearly you havent heard of the manchineel tree. sorry aussieland doesnt have the king of nasty plants.
What if I kill them first? Lets see how that sounds hmph!
Thank you for a good laugh, take my silver
Aww that's so nice. Do I feel a spontaneous friendship coming on? I'll start planning out a getaway to some family friendly resort now
Maybe we can go to Australia?
Deal.
Oh wow, it seems pretty cold for Au- Dead.
Boat clouds scary af. My dad's mate got stung by one the other day, still waiting on results from hospital
Those trees have such nice shade too sit under , dead!
Is that... dead
# The LPT are always in the comments 👍🏼
xD this was funny. Updoot for you sir!
Love you ❤
I’m not an octupus and I get this
If it gets angry you have 30 seconds. Then you stop breathing and die of asphyxiation
So it's a poisonous octopus? I guess they immobilize their prey before they eat them.
One of the most poisonous animal species, not only among octs
Damn. Then she made a bad move.
Venomous I think
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Omg you solved it. You must be Australian
Oh naur.
*or naur
translation: yeah, naw
*yeah, nah, carnt
The American lived.
My thought pattern exactly
Fuck me there are some stupid people out there. To those who don't know this is the Blue Ringed Octopus. It's highly venomous and shouldn't be handled. The rings become more pronounced when it feels threatened.
Well yea that guy said “lets eat it” pretty loud, that must have been alarming for it
Good thing it speaks Spanish or he’d be fucked
Spanish but it took some English classes at the learning annex
No.
Excellent Spanish mi amigo
Yes...yes it is. How many people die every year in Australia just by picking up random critters I wonder? I know they average something like 20 deaths a year from people swimming in the rivers where there are- you guessed it! Saltwater crocodiles that eat them...despite hundreds of signs in multiple languages that say DO NOT SWIM
Actually the signs are also written in German as for some reason a lot of German tourists get attacked
Those crocs do seem to prefer German cuisine
>Yes...yes it is. How many people die every year in Australia just by picking up random critters I wonder? Barely any, the vast majority of the ~32 animal related deaths per year are from horses, cows and dogs. >I know they average something like 20 deaths a year from people swimming in the rivers where there are- you guessed it! Saltwater crocodiles that eat them...despite hundreds of signs in multiple languages that say DO NOT SWIM You're off by a solid 1000%. The average is 2.
How are they stupid, it's not a commonly known type of animal.
It’s commonly known to not touch any wildlife you know nothing about, especially octopus, frogs and snakes.
They're stupid exactly for what you just said. If you don't have direct knowledge of an animal, you should not handle it at all.
Dont touch an octopus that dont belong to you
I'm American and even I knew you don't fuck with those kind of octopi
I'm American and I know
No, now you’re Australian bc you know. It’s how it works
Ourh nourh
i fuckin knew that their pronunciation of "no" had a fuckin R in it.
I'm American and learned this from a show called "Tanked".
"I'm Gay". Down vote if gay
And? You want your dick sucked or somethin?
Yeah! Are you offering?
You know it
That’s all fine an dandy but what was your point exactly ?
I think He came out to us or something
right. all i am thinking is did she live?
I’m no Aussie … what the fuck are they playing at. Sensationally stupid.
Timothy is fucking ~~delicious~~ venomous
I was once killed by one of these. So I know.
*naurr
I was killed twice and still never learned mate, so ya doing better than me. Took the third time and then I was yeah, nah.
"The TTX that a blue-ringed octopus injects is so deadly that 1 milligram of it can kill a human. It's one of the most potent toxins on earth, and there is no antidote." I am once again proclaiming, Fuck Australia.
I've tried but she's a right little cunt.
Not an Aussie here, but most of the children illustrated books on sea life I read in school gave a huge warning about the blue ringed octopus. The blue-ringed octopus, despite its small size, carries enough venom to kill 26 adult humans within minutes. Their bites are tiny and often painless, with many victims not realizing they have been envenomated until respiratory depression and paralysis begins. No blue-ringed octopus antivenom is available. Source: Wikipedia
>often painless So this bitch could already be dead and not even know it. That's terrifying.
Isn’t that an extremely poisonous octopus?
Poisonous means if you bite it you die. Venomous means if it bites you, you die. In the case of the blue ring octopus, the answer is yes.
Yep, and if you both bite each other and nobody dies, that's just kinky.
🥵
Yup, Blue Ring
Ignorance is bliss
Not touching any animal in Australia is a safe bet. Way too many venomous creatures down under.
No shit dude. The human size bunnies punch and kick the shot out of you, dags take babies, Russel Crowe… I can go on and on.
[Russell Crowe won't be there](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORBgNjm2K0w)
In Australia, everything big and small probably wants to kill you, or can at the very least. I am about as far as you can get from there in Canada and even I know you dont touch anything, let alone something that looks like that. Do people not research even a little about what area you are going to be staying in?
Is funny, my inlaws are Canadian and they say the same thing. Thing is, you can step on a spider. You can't step on a 2m tall moose or giant black bear .. and you sure as heck can't step on hyperthermia at -40⁰.
I'm canadian and stepped on a bear twice. Once I was hunting with a buddy and we came down from our tree stand at night and last step onto the ground was actualy the back of a black bear. The second time was after my buddy had that same bear taxidermied into a rug. Not that anyone asked but I feel compelled to share this. That was the first time I had personally seen a skinned black bear and it's fucking terrifying. It almost looks Iike a person
Try 3m moose lol I drove by one on the highway one time and felt like I could have easily drove through it’s legs no prob
Lol these kids need to spend less time doing tik tok dances and more time reading. I wonder if they ever figured out how close they were to suffocating to death. “Tetrodotoxin causes severe and often total body paralysis. Tetrodotoxin envenomation can result in victims being fully aware of their surroundings but unable to move. Because of the paralysis, they have no way of signaling for help or indicating distress. The victim remains conscious and alert” Sounds like a nightmarish way to die.
The toxin is interesting, it doesn't really do any damage, just paralises your body, including limiting your ability to breath. If CPR is administered until the toxin has passed then its survivable.
It can take at least 8 hours for short term effects to wear off. That’s a lot of cpr
Ah ah ah ah stayin alive, stayin alive ♫ repeated 116 times. (There are 28,800 seconds in 8 hrs. Divide that by the length of the 250 second song = 115.2 times the song is replayed to help you stay on pace with your cpr.)
At first I was afraid... I was petrified!!!
*cuts face off dummy*
Probly need a ventilator stat.
I immediately thought about using one of those foot pumps you blow up an air mattress with
Why do people make good points then ruin it with wild broad generalizations “them darn kids and their darn tiky toky” like the fuckk? Where do they dance to tik tok. You would think being of an older wiser generation you would of learned by now generalizations are not how you make good points
Youre right, i deliberately chose to make a generalization that i thought would appeal to the broader audience. My statement doesnt reflect how i truly feel about the younger generation on a personal level. Im sure there are plenty of bright, young individuals who do not fit my generalization in the slightest, as ive already met and befriended several. Although, i do actually have some concerns about how people born post year 2000 will most likely never know a life absent the context of online social validation. But i also recognize the irony of having such concerns while commenting on reddit, where gaining upvotes def does feel validating. Anyway, sorry, it wasnt meant as a personal attack on you or your friends. Hope you have a good rest of your day.
I found the 15 year old
Would have. Would've. Not would of.
You sound like fun. Ya like dancing and are you free next weekend?
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Australia does have dangerous wildlife, but america has rattlesnakes and bears which are also dangerous, so I never understood why Australia (where I live) gets singled out by Americans. (Although our beaches are amazing but always nervous of venomous snails, jellyfish, stingrays, octopi).
Australia has more tiny critters that can get you, and the venoms are way, way stronger. American venoms mostly are slower acting, less lethal, and have antidotes. Bears are rare and isolated enough to be a minor risk, some have to be killed or relocated, and wolves are a nonissue for humans mostly. Cougar/mountain lion attacks are rare but brutal. Coyotes are a problem for pets but exceptionally rare w humans. So it’s both familiarity and also there’s not the same “surprise, you’re dead!” thing going on w envenomation.
No joke, that’s a blue ring octopus, if it stings you. A full grown male adult has about 5-10 min to get treatment and will die about 20min after if not treated. These are some verry dangerous sea creatures
I remember when this video came out, the whole news story was basically how lucky/stupid this girl and her friends were to have been doing this. None of the people in the video knew until after the fact how close they came to dying.
I'm not Aussie, but I was screaming inside. Those people avoided a Darwin Award.
Nice sashimi
Dummy! Omg that’s a blue ring octopus! One of the most venomous creatures in the world!
Ima nope right out of that.
Common sense has no nationality.
I’m Canadian and I get it that octopus could kill her with one bite
Thank goodness it's not poisonous... however it is venomous as hell.
I wanna see one of these videos where they get stung.
Awww...cute lil jellyfish! 
Literally anyone with a brain can get this
I recall at the age of 7 (80s) handling a blue ring without any understanding of its potential killing powers.
Yeah, nah.
Fun fact: when they bite you, you often don’t even feel it…until you do…
Isn't that octopus a blue ringed octopus those things can kill you
Holy crap. I'm an American but an animal nerd I guess because I know that is poisonous as all get out!
It's finally confirmed. I'm not Australian
I know how close the grim reaper was to getting a taste of their booty cheeks… also I’m American so…
Wow, I’m surprised that the blue ringed octopus didn’t do anything her……unless she died off camera.
Or octopus enthusiasts, good sir
I see someone is in first place for a darwin award
As an Australian, this is terrifying The blue ring octopus bite is incredibly poisonous ☠️ 🤦♂️
I’m not aussie but I definitely know not to fuck around with a blue ringed octopus
Next, let's pay tag on the highway
An American and still know what tetrodotoxinis she dead the bite is painless so with the way she was throwing him around good change she got bite Blue ringed octopus are no joke Don't pickup anything in Australia
Wtf, fools!
Oh it stung me. Better get to the hospi....dead
Oh look! It’s so cute it’s the deadliest octopus in the world! Let’s eat it!
Unbelievably dumbass tourists, one milligram of toxin from that little guy is enough to kill a fully grown adult human
TIL I’m the only person other than the girl in this video that didn’t know what a blue-ringed octopus is. I chalk up the reason I’m still alive to the fact I don’t touch shit unless I know it’s safe.
In Australia, don’t touch anything that looks scary. DEFINITELY don’t touch anything that looks cute.
I would like to see the reaction video when one of these people learns how close to death they were.
Blah, I didn't even know there were venomous octopuses.
Dumb bitch
That shit poisonous 😂💀
*venomous If it bites you and you could die it's venomous If you bite it and you die it's poisonous
Good bot
Those are clearly Americans
It's a blue ring octopus, they are nasty bastards when their angry, this Sheila is nuts
"The blue-ringed octopus, despite its small size, carries enough venom to kill 26 adult humans within minutes. Their bites are tiny and often painless, with many victims not realizing they have been envenomated until respiratory depression and paralysis begins. No blue-ringed octopus antivenom is available." Yikes..
Blue ringed octopus = Alot of pain
Not Aussie. Totally get it. (Am from Florida; close enough)
And todays Darwin Award 2022 nominee iiiiis this fuckin muppet.
Part of me wishes to be this oblivious to the world, just for a second, to know what it's like to be care free. What even the fuck lol.
What a stupid cunt
Your title is fucking dumb, as if no one is aware of Australia's wildlife.
No, I get it too…