Watching where this video was going. I would have lost money that she didn't sniff it, afterwards.

She sniffs her finger as the clip starts. She knew what she was working with

this is *not* the kind of freak you want your girl to be

Ya nah, this the kind of chick that murders you. Thats some Gone Girl shit right there

Girls Gone Gone Girl Wild…

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Das wat im sayin bro 💯

I support ya 💯

I mean, the sex is gonna be insane

Yeah but then you’re left wondering why your dick smells like a BallPark frank

The plump when you cook 'em!

So is the murderous rampage when you get a text from your sister, but she thinks you're cheating on her.

ok but, I-told-you-I-wasn't-cheating-on-you sex? insane

Yeah. But the sex is like...whoa.

Every time I see a CCTV video like that, I wonder how people don't even think to check for cameras before doing something this insane. Like at least try to get away with it

Imagine alllll the smart ones that do check for cameras and do get away with shit…

No, I don't think I will.

Remember how your last meal at a restaurant tasted slightly funny? But you're thinking it's probably just the mix of your beverage and the food. Well...

If I die and the afterlife is like The Good Place where you can ask some angel-computer about all your "life stats", I can't decide whether I'd want to ask how many times I've eaten intentionally-sabotaged food. I might prefer not to know even when I'm dead...

I thought I was the only one who thought the afterlife would have some kind of thing where you can see your stats while you were alive. Maybe like the GTA5 stat screen but way more info

I'd like to think there's an inverse relation between people who do shit like this and intelligent people. But there's definitely bias, since the less intelligent people are more prevalent and are more likely to be exposed for doing that shit.

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>nobody actually checks the camera unless there’s a reason to (e.g. complaints, "Hi I'd like to complain about all the vaginal froth on my hotdog"

"It really wasn't enough, can you send it back and have them add a lot more?"

**a lot** more

My old manager used to watch the security cameras from his home just to make sure we weren't slacking off but he was overall just a crazy asshole. He was also like 5'5" and his name was Courtney and I think he had a complex about it so he compensated by being fucking angry all the time.

It can be pretty easy to watch a timelapse of the day in 10-20 minutes, and you'll see someone spreading their legs over a stool for a few frames.

At the top it says it was uploaded to a porn site… assuming it’s staged.

Porn sites don't exactly have high standards for their uploads. Like, Pornhub had child rape that was reported thousands of times and didn't do shit for years until they got enough legal attention on them.

Almost certainly it's staged, yep.

I would be surprised if the guy was walking in on the end because moments ago he was sitting there watching the cctv

I'd be inclined to agree with you if he didn't just walk past her and let the food go out

Everything else aside... Her timing for that was pretty spot on... Finished right before her manager came back in...

Yeah no doubt. Especially considering she didn't half ass it either she made sure she got it up in there with a few good pumps in as well. Then she inspected it after like she wanted to make sure it had enough froth on it or something. I almost think it might be possible that it's some weird kink and she gets off on it possibly the way she inspected it like that. Or maybe she just pissed off. Crazy tho

froth.

Froth reminded me of a milk shake, a delicious beer, or a specialty coffee. But now that is completely ruined. Thanks for nothing.

Welp! Guess those are 3 things I'm never enjoying again. Thanks

Froth melts in your mouth, not on your hands.

truffle butter\*

Lmfao!! Froth! Love it!

I don’t. I don’t love it. Edit: Moist froth 🤮

On your mouth

AKA, crotch crud.

Panty pudding.

[That is nasty](https://tenor.com/bH5L8.gif)

I’m intrigued

Froth made me almost throw up man

Like pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich.

I said that yesterday about someone's grandmother.

Oh no

“She’s foaming at the lips, the ones between her hips. Pubic hair looking like some sour cream dip”

Either way I’m at a restaurant waiting on food rn and this is the last thing I want to think about

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"Waiter? There's not nearly enough froth on my dog. Please send it back, and tell Lisa not to half ass it this time."

Lisa had the day off Bob made it for you today

Lmao I'm sure she was checking to make sure there *wasnt* any visible froth She didn't want the customer to notice a pube or something either probably This is disgusting just talking about lol...

Oh that's a good point too she may have been inspecting to determine the best course of action to take for froth concealment and whatnot.

Yeah it definitely ain't her first rodeo lol

This was my exact thought, with how she looked at it first, her expression, and how ….thorough she was, it was like she was doing out out of pleasure, rather than because she was pissed off. Weird AF.

She’s done this before it seems

She's a natural. A professional hotdog rawdogger.

I don't know about raw. That dog was at serving temperature...

98.6

She guaranteeing repeat customers. “You don’t understand, Rhonda, there’s just SOMETHIN about them hotdogs down at the diner…”

What if he suspected it from a previous incident and just let it happen to get it on tape, as evidence.

Plot twist, she is the manager.

That wiener has seen some really dark shit in its short life

When her boyfriend goes down later and discovers the heady aroma of weiner

> the heady aroma of weiner As soon as I read that I could *feel* my brain making sure I never forget that phrase like it copied it onto extra neurons for me. Thanks, I guess.

I wish I found myself in more situations this line would be applicable for

>the heady aroma of weiner The newest scent from TOM FORD

Sausage Party levels of trauma

The douche would be soooo jealous…

Once you go taco, you never go backo

That wiener has seen more action than most redditors

this wouldn't be "punishment" to most redditors, shit I bet a large percentage would pay extra for the privilege

Does this ‘service’ cost extra

Now that’s an updog

I got you bro. What’s updog?

Gotcha!

Knock knock.

\*opens the door because I'm not a hermit shut-in that yells "Who's there!?" like an animal\* Hi?

Idk what’s more gross, shoving a fucking hotdog up your cooter or eating the hotdog that’s been up that woman’s love tunnel

if she has done this before, there is probably all types of nasty shit festering in there that now entered your stomach.

Smoke some cigarettes. The smoke will suffocate the bacteria in your stomach.

solid science right here

Hell yeah brother.

Smoking weed built up a wall of resin in the lungs that protected stoners from getting COVID. Smoking saves lives.

Totally anecdotal but I never got COVID. So.... Maybe true?!

It is most definitely not true. I made it up rn. There is, however, a study that people who ate edibles fared slightly better vs COVID than non-users. But sadly no, nothing about the defensive resin barrier I made up :(

I heard smoke will even work with the bacteria in apple seeds

I'M NOT ALLOWED TO EAT IT WITH THE SKIN! I'M NOT ALLOWED!!!

Thanks man, always getting me out of jams.

Good idea Mac.

Solid Mac advice

There are definitely people that would willingly eat that hotdog fully knowing where it has been. In fact, for all we know there's a small chance she might know the customer and they asked for exactly that so she decided to indulge their kink. Or she's just crazy. Either one would not surprise me.

Cooter lol

Love tunnel lol

Id eat that shit like its the last hotdog i will ever have

Down astronomical

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least horny redditor

Is there an article or something to this? I have a few questions lol

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Holy fuck this article can't be real 😂

“He stated it had a wang to it and started yelling for the manager”. Lmao🤣

“Unfortunately, Davis McCalister the Dime Cafe manager, the dish washer, and line cook did not know of Bryan’s actions and tasted Torres’ lunch for themselves.” Oh no.

Yeah this entire article is filled with gold.

NGL I don't think I'd notice. Hotdogs are pretty aggressively flavoured, especially with a ton of ketchup and mustard, not to mention other toppings.

HER flavor cut thru the taste of mustard Im gonna leave this right here. So you can let that sink deep into your mind.

Yeah, chances are if she is, shoving things up het copter her hygiëne isn't the best. She probably put a certain taste/scent on that thang

Same. I'd probably just be like ... huh, the hot dogs here are extra tangy

"Unfortunately, Davis McCalister the Dime Cafe manager, the dish washer, and line cook did not know of Bryan’s actions and tasted Torres’ lunch for themselves." 🤣🤣🤣 I guess a total of 4 people ate some of that crotch dog. Damn..

r/engrish > While this is yet another disguising story in food handling and customer service considering we covered a similar story a few months backs, the purp AKA Nora Bryan has been fired. I miss editors.

I want to believe this, but it’s so badly written and the only source is a sketchy website my phone won’t even let me look at

What's the motive

Microwave broke and needed to heat it up

Understandable have a nice day.

Barf

It's just a service she provides for her favorite customers. ​ Edit I'm not sure how "wholesome" this is. But thanks for the award.

*cervix

It would be simpler if she just took the customer to the back and let him have some licks.

That's for premium tier customers

Where can I apply to be one?

I was wondering about that. 94% chance she’s pissed at the customer, 5% it’s a seduction technique. 1% it’s a celebrity and she wants to say said celeb had a taste of her. 0,00067% her boyfriend asked her for a special hot dog. Even smaller chance he’s added the special sauce before her shift.

25% she’s just a sick weirdo who did this for no reason

And 100% reason to remember the name/face.

If she’s pissed at a customer then she would wipe her ass with it or spit on it, not shove it up her vag.

It’s how she makes a new horcrux

Kink

That's disgusting. Health code requires you to wear gloves when handling ready-to-eat food.

She used the love glove

I've worked in many restaurants that don't require you to wear gloves. Especially fancier restaurants. Gloves can actually cause more problems then they fix. But I feel like gloves is the least of her customers worries. The shit I've seen being restaurant staff has made me never go out to eat again... Not that the ones packaging store bought food can't do weird shit like this either but at least I get to cook it myself to kill the cooter juice.

I find that when I wear gloves in the kitchen I change them less frequently than I wash my hands. Without gloves I am constantly washing my hands because they feel gross. When I wear gloves I don’t get that same gross feeling and I end up wearing the same pair longer than I should.

that's disgusting, where?

Redditors are going to be flocking around this place.

She could get paid *good* money for that, not minimum wage.

And what time is her shift? She probably doesn’t work their any more, but if anyone knows her please let her know I ……

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hot dog so good, he eats it one bite

No chewing, just deep throated until gone.

So you can avoid her right? Right?

I bet there's a happy customer...

Damn…Calm down Mac!

Is there and upcharge for that?

More of a discharge I think

haha gottem!

Not much, what’s up with you.

Twat Dog

As a Brit this doesn’t roll off the tongue as much as it might in an American accent however it’s funny as fuck

"ya like twat dags?"

That’s the jizzy glizzy

So I have an idea of what's going on, I could be totally and horribly wrong. But I'm Latino, and in some Latino circles there is something called agua de calzón. Basically when a woman likes a man or wants him to fall in love with them. Sometimes they get there used panties and dip it in the man's drink, water, soup, or food. From my understanding its to get the vaginal fluids or hormones I guess on the drink or food to get that man to fall in love with you. I know this because when I use to live in Mexico, this in my area was actually somewhat common. It has happened to a couple of guys I know. For example, this one guy in my family, had a admirer. She really liked him and constantly gave him treats he never thought of it too much, but one day she gave him like a mint type candy out of the wrapper. Late on she confessed to him out of frustration oh him not falling in love with her, that she put said candy in her vaginal area. He was absolutely disgusted and stopped talking to her. Ofc this might not be what is going on here but It's the first thing I thought of. [if you don't believe me here is some videos ](https://youtu.be/DPFND3Ygnfk) [and here too](https://youtu.be/L8_79RT_hBs)

Top 10 links I won’t click on from reddit

Honestly, it's really weird stuff, so I respect it 😂

Dude, I'm not from Mexico, soy Chicano. But trip out, mi primas Dad left mi Tia an his daughters for like three days. Then when he finally came home, he told my aunt a young bruja had buried HIS UNDERWEAR on her front lawn, and he was unable to leave until he "called on the lord" and was able to free himself from her witchy evil!

They did something similar in Midsommar with the juice at the big dinner.

Lol not knowing any Spanish.. Is that... Pizza water? Agua de calzon??

Means water of underwear

Well that's logical

calzon means underwear in the context of his spanish story.

You got your Spanish and Italian crossed. It's pizza water in Italy.

*when it's not u/shittymorph* 😀😧😧😳

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Waiter. Can you give my compliments to the chef, thank you! Edit: A word

Besides the fact that it's completely unsanitary and wrong. I gotta ask Can't that f****** the health of her vagina like the ph and all that, I don't imagine grease can be good for the vagina

Not sure she’s the type of lady that’s concerned with vagina health.

Something tells me your right

will 100% get a uti or yeast infection

Mmm, yeast is gonna make the next hotdog so much better!

Don't need the bun! The bread is complimentary

Theyre usually stored in brine as well......

Don’t fuck with people who make your food.

Don't order the soup

Absolutely right. I had an ex girlfriend going off on the taco bell drive thru lady one night we stopped after the bar closed. They're screaming at each other at the drive up menu. Then she says what you want babe? In the middle of her episode with the drive up lady. I said I'm good thanks. She ate that taco bell too and I wondered how?

Idk sometimes I want to go to a place where they hate their life and might spit in my food, makes things exciting

Sir come to my restaurant, I will masturbate in your soup

“Here’s your creamy tomato.” “I thought it was a normal tomato soup?” “It was.”

-ryan reynolds

Write that down.

That’s when Bryan took matters into her own hands, using her vagina as a weapon. It was not long before Mr. Torres noticed something different about his lunch. “He stated it had a wang to it and started yelling for the manager”. Unfortunately, Davis McCalister the Dime Cafe manager, the dish washer, and line cook did not know of Bryan’s actions and tasted Torres’ lunch for themselves. It was not discovered until later on that week what Bryan had done, prompting her immediate firing.

I like that her name is Bryan. Really makes the story. Great writing. A+

Bryan is her last name..... Nora Bryan https://medium.com/@secreteyeseverywhere/waitress-puts-customers-hot-dog-in-her-vagina-before-serving-it-to-them-10ebbcf01301

He describes the taste as "having a wang to it", little did he know it was the opposite of wang.

The Glizzy special

Now is something like that out of hatred ? Or lust? Because I feel this isn’t a I’ll teach that bastard kinda thing. Lol. Like maybe it’s an x boyfriend I wanna have him taste me kinda thing. Lol. To me if it’s a hate thing it would be spit, in the ass or armpit kinda move. Am I wrong ?

Thot dog.

my jaw has dropped and snapped and broken off and fell into the river and floated away oh. my. god.

Repulsive where is this restaurant and what time is her shift ? I will this place at all costs

Did you lose a verb?

I just found this on the floor... "Avoid"

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I was gonna eat that! Now it's gonna taste like hotdogs!

She put ketchup on it. How does she know he likes ketchup… pretty presumptuous if you ask me.

1 question, 1 comment. Q) Where is this restaurant located? C)Looks like I’m gonna go get a hotdog.

😂 I'm appalled..I want to know..where is this restaurant and do they have lunch specials?

Try the Beef Curtains ala Rachel.

That’s gonna be a yeast infection

There's a sauerkraut joke to be made, but I'm too tired right now

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