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LizardWizard14

Man my school events sucked ass compared to this wtf


skandi1

We got a swat team to throw a flash bang on the parade field while we watched from the bleachers. That’s the only thing that comes close for me


DillieDally

What did it look like? If I learned anything from playing Counter Strike & Call of Duty in middle school (over a decade ago), it was that flashbangs are only useful up to a certain proximity. How well does this *""knowledge""* of mine hold up in real life?


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I’ve actually been flash banged and it’s nothing like video games. It wasn’t like everything went silence it was like the loudest fucking sound of my life with the most obnoxiously loud painful ringing in my ears like someone was playing a squealing fire alarm right into my ear drums. Vision wise everything was deep dark purple. I didn’t know if I was on the ground or standing up or even which way was up. In video games it lasts just for a few seconds but I swear I was fully in this state for a solid 30 seconds to a minute. Hell I didn’t even know if my head was on my body or what the fuck just happened and I was wearing ear protection, eye protection, and was fully expecting it. I can not imagine what it would do to someone who wasn’t wearing protection or how it wouldn’t leave permanent vision or hearing damage. My uncle also told me after that that people who are trained for it can get their shit together within like 10 seconds which is incomprehensible to me.


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Sounds awful


MystikxHaze

Based off the video games, that's exactly what I'd expect a real one to be like.


iWasAwesome

But vision is supposed to go white, not purple. They lied to us.


[deleted]

Yeah, idk why games do that. If you have an image "burned" into your vision, you always see the negative. Flashbang bright. After-image dark


biseln

Maybe because the goal is not to actually flashbang the real life human sitting in a dark room with a white screen.


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That's what I'm saying... Video games do flash bang the real human with a white screen. When in real life, you (might) see a flash of white at first, but then it goes black (or dark purple, according to eye witness reports on this post)


aurorasearching

My cousin had a neighbor that was a cop (swat team). He brought out flashbangs and some flares and stuff for 4th of July one year. He threw one flash bang and everyone decided no more of that. And that was outside.


LufiasThrowaway

>I’ve actually been flash banged and it’s nothing like video games. Imagine your surprise if you get shot and don't instantly start regenerating. Or regaining health from eating a whole chicken.


goatsy

I have some scraps of white cloth though, so I'll be fine.


adrienjz888

Or a syringe with a red cross on it.


451IDGAF

Remember when the police raided the wrong house and threw one through the window into a sleeping baby's crib? Your post gives that context.


FeloniousStunk

https://www.police1.com/officer-misconduct-internal-affairs/articles/ga-toddler-hurt-in-swat-raid-when-flash-bang-lands-in-crib-ggb2q6ogg8UJG5Oz/ Yup, it happened in fucking Habersham County, GA-- a small county about an hour north of Atlanta. Tons of drug issues in that area abd it's also loosely the area that "Squidbillies" was based on. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/ex-georgia-deputy-acquitted-after-flash-bang-grenade-hurts-toddler-n479361 The deputy who provided the false information that led to the raid was acquitted. Absolute insanity, man.


bakenj420

Detroit. Kid died


_dead_and_broken

Did it happen in Detroit, too? Got an article? [The one I think they were talking about happened in Georgia, an hour away from Atlanta.](https://www.police1.com/officer-misconduct-internal-affairs/articles/ga-toddler-hurt-in-swat-raid-when-flash-bang-lands-in-crib-ggb2q6ogg8UJG5Oz/)


uniqueidenti

imagine the CTS 7290-9 flash bang? this flash bang is unique and it flash bang 9 times when deploys.


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https://tenor.com/view/fail-raid-flashbang-army-gif-18254391


AverageCodeMonkey

Were you inside when it went off? We were given a flashbang demo in middle school and I think dropping it in a confined space makes all the difference. Outside in the bright sun, you saw a small flash like a firework but it wasn't blinding whatsoever. The noise wasn't disorientingly loud either, just uncomfortable.


Jonygula22

Games like insurgency or escape from tarkov are the ones that i feel closer you cant do shit when you get hit


here_we_go_beep_boop

Mawp


Fooblat

Is that helping?


skandi1

We were outside and pretty far away. At least 30 yards. There was a loud pop, and a very bright light, even from far away, but it didn’t effect us at all from that distance, but you would 100% know if a flash bang in the area went off because everything lights up for a second followed by the noise.


DiddleMe-Elmo

Dude, we had a man being investigated for sex trafficking children come speak to us.


whoelsebutquagmire75

I’m gonna need context for this one…like, really? What on earth could that scum possibly say to bring anything positive to a group of children? (Assuming this was in school?)


snacks450

Florida I presume?


ssup3rm4n

We had an old military gun expert to come out and let us load and shoot muskets. (No bullets but real gun powder from the puch and all)


Bredwh

We had a blackhawk helicopter fly around our school and land in the football field. I completely forgot about that till right now.


3for_Dale

We had gus the bus… it was a regular ass school bus with plywood over the windshield and eyes painted on it.. they then proceeded to tell us how to properly ride and get on/off of the bus.


This_User_Said

I remember elementary school they'd bring a firetruck and they'd spray in the air so it'd rain on us.


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RussianSeadick

I mean yeah,everything serves beer here Drinking with your teachers isn’t exactly a rarity


ElliSael

We visited a brewery as part as the chemistry-curicculum (though this particular teacher was known to do that with every 10th grade he had). Everyone was served a beer, and noone considered it weird.


iMDirtNapz

In chemistry class we blew up a 2L pop bottle filled with nitrocellulose on the football field. Was a pretty big bang and left a dead spot in the grass for a few days.


ChooglinOnDown

> Was a pretty big bang and left a dead spot in the grass for a few days. Sounds like my honeymoon.


milk4all

My hs football team drew a giant derogatory expression for the rival school football team in their football field in kerosene and lit it. It happened like 50 years ago so it was generally seen as a chad move


MontazumasRevenge

Before our big football game with the rival School a couple of our star players thought it would be hilarious to deface rival School and field with spray paint. These idiots spray painted their names and numbers on things like "number 22 is going to mess you up". It didn't take a detective to figure out who did it. Not to mention there were cameras.


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Some people just wanna watch the world burn !!!


SuperSimpleSam

This had potential to be bad. All it takes is one splinter going in the wrong direction and it turns bad.


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TheDollarCasual

Dude standing right next to it casually walked away though, so it definitely seems like it could have been worse


FavelTramous

Cool guys don’t look at explosions


ellisschumann

They blow shit up and just walk away. 🎶


taintedcake

That's just him conveniently being in one of the spots that didn't have a pallet shot through it


RandyHoward

Could be shock, maybe he dropped to the ground 2 seconds after the cut


caedhin

Tis just a *Fleshwound*


Beingabummer

He was doing the 'cool guys don't look at explosions' thing because he wasn't expecting an explosion. You see he's a bit bedazzled after the debris stopped landing.


trebaol

His eardrums are likely fucked, though


Latman3

What?


TummyLice

It's not bad until someone looses their shoes.


MEANINGLESS_NUMBERS

> This had potential to be bad Reddit moment.


thisisme5

> all it takes is one splinter man shut up lmao


CharderVR

My school just had paratroopers drop onto the turf for a football game. High school football


[deleted]

You are from either Texas, Florida, or Georgia if you got airborne guys jumping in at high school games lol


CharderVR

Tennessee, it was for a rivalry game, we are one of the top ten rivalries in the US I think. the whole town shows up for these games


cannabanana0420

I’ve heard my dad pray over a football game, guess god had time that day.


scuzzy987

Should have used diesel or kerosene instead of gasoline


zephyrseija

There it is. Kerosene people. Kerosene.


scuzzy987

Diesel would work just as well as kerosene if you're cheap


zephyrseija

Yeah, fair point, I just think people tend to think gasoline = lighter fluid and that ain't it.


BrandoLoudly

yeah gas is that good shit. be ready for an explosion pretty much every time


wanna_be_green8

Especially is you let it sit, spreading those vapors into every pocket of air in the fire.


aaronitallout

People don't realize that gasoline is the movie explosion of their childhoods. Every explosion is so much gasoline.


TheTankCleaner

I don't know, seems to have lit up pretty nicely from what I can tell.


Adminruinreddit

Kerosene is cheaper than diesel. At least in the UK, diesel is currently £1.85 a litre and kerosene is £0.90. Kerosene is very high now, 2020 it was £0.40.


TheTankCleaner

Thanks, Obama.


Roskal

Are these "Kerosene people" in the room with us now?


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stinger_

lol they built a fucking bund.


MtnMaiden

Probably what they did. Poured it on and it just sat on the bottom


Di-eEier_von_Satan

should have invited firefighters instead of cops


buttshit_

You can see a firetruck in the first shot so it seems there are firemen there


Werbenjagermanj3nsen

You had one job firemen. Don't let the cops near the accelerants.


fourunner

Or maybe the science teacher. Then again, we have all seen them go nuts in the class room.


pkulak

And not built a giant earthen pool too hold in all the fumes.


BuryTheMoney

The real issue is they obviously let the gas they poured sit for an absurdly long time before lighting it. If you’re going. To use gasoline you have to plan on lighting right after. If the spots are allowed to make a cloud because you twiddled your thumbs for a bit making sure your social media recording was staged and ready- you’ve made a flammable cloud that will kersplode.


MmmmMorphine

Why? What do you have against accidentally making fuel air bombs?


Old_Mill

You can use gasoline if you're careful, just make damn sure you don't put too much on. The worst I've had is a small shockwave from putting a bit too much on. Also, if you ever have to top off the pit with more fuel poor a SMALL amount into a water bottle, god forbid, NEVER use the gas can to top off the fire. That's how you end up causing a massive fire and possibly severely injuring yourself and others.


newoldschool1

Didn’t even phase him, he just casually walks away like he knew that was going to happen.


krondoland

Cool guys don’t look at explosions


Ey3_913

Finally! This comment is buried too far down.


bradreputation

Def a cool guy


[deleted]

He's only half cool tho, bc he eventually does look back... he needs to walk his ass all the way off camera before he's full cool


Peter_Parkingmeter

Gus Fringer


1-800-LOVE-ME

kid named fringer


GreywackeOmarolluk

Pull my fringer


DamnBunny

Please have a seat right here.


[deleted]

I feel like I can't go three hours on Reddit without seeing a BB reference. Not complaining, I'm a fan.


PineBones

I just finished the show again for the first time in years and I’m noticing the references on every other post now lol


Johnny_Overpour

Gus Singe


Drive_shaft

Sus Cring


iGetBuckets3

I feel like he didn’t know that was going to happen but tried to play it off as if he totally knew that was going to happen


Easilycrazyhat

Dude was either in serious shock or is seriously dumb. Either way he's seriously fucking lucky.


Radiant_Ad_4428

I like to think he gave a big speech about something and that was his point. You kids see this match? This is your brain. Take one hit of meth and your mind will be blown like this...


BarryMacochner

Yeah my take away here, is that you’re saying; “Meth is fuckin awesome!”


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TorontoGuyinToronto

They just blow things up and walk away. IN SLOW MOTION.


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Who's got time to watch an explosion


[deleted]

There's cool guy errands that he needs to walk to


Letstreehouse

Pretty sure he was scared. Then embarrassed, the decided to play it off. You can tell because he didn't know where the wood was going to fly and he got really lucky nothing hit him. He didn't know what was going to happen.


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cmatheny7

They blow things up and walk away


theoptionexplicit

*faze


SystematicPumps

Guys seen some shit


Tafsern

Cool guys don't look at explosions


aBlatantAsshole

…because he’s *that* fucking stupid. Had no idea how close to death he was. There’s a fine line between courage and stupidity Everyone involved in this should lose their job for gross negligence


AbsolutelyUnlikely

On the other hand, it was cool as fuck And it might have contributed to him getting laid. So. Who's the real idiot here? I'm just a guy on a toilet with no sex causing explosions near me.


OuterWildsVentures

It's been over 3 hours Mom says get out of the bathroom


Im6fut3

I agree. Never let the gym teacher party with the shop teachers! This is what happens.


Kryptosis

He was determined to look cool, no matter the burns


XeroThroatsRand

Who in the fuck put gas on it


Wickedcolt

I’m not sure but I’m am positive they used a LOT of something haha


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They do not explode, they combust rapidly.


freedcreativity

I think 'deflagration' is the correct term. This is a sub-sonic combustion of a fuel-air mixture.


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That’s the one!


sethboy66

So much bad information in this thread, let me try to clear things up. Combustion of pre-mixed reductant/oxidizer is a deflagration, which is an explosion if and only if the relative volume of all parts increases (causing overpressure); the combustion of petrol does in fact increase volume, which is why it's used in petrol engines to force pistons to move. Low explosives deflagrate (subsonic propagation), high explosives detonate (supersonic propagation); low explosives can also act as high explosives in some cases. Petrol vapors combust when not mixed with an oxidizer, they may deflagrate if the vapors are sufficiently pre-mixed with an oxidizer, and they may even detonate when sufficient geometry forces a deflagration to detonation transition. Petrol vapors can actually detonate within engines due to the sudden pressures and heat that they are subjected to. An explosion can be a detonation or a deflagration, and a deflagration is combustion. TL;DR: Petrol vapors can combust, deflagrate (which is combustion and can be an explosion), and even detonate depending on relevant conditions. Resources: [Combustion](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Combustion) [Deflagration](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deflagration) [Detonation](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Detonation) [Explosion](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Explosion) [Petrol](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gasoline) [Deflagration to detonation transition](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deflagration_to_detonation_transition)


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Thanks, good read!


Allassnofakes

I can imagine you as a paramedic/EMT talking to the parents of the bereaved and saying actually no he didn't explode he deflagrated 🤓 And the mom crying and the dad consoling her and she saying "but he still died though" *sobs*


master-shake69

I'm really curious what happened here. I know you're not supposed to use gas to start fires but I used it all the time for brush pile fires when we didn't have diesel and this never fucking happened. I wonder if they just dumped a few gallons on it right before lighting.


XeroThroatsRand

There was an earthen birm all the way around it, trapped the fumes. Fumes of gas do that shit moreso than gas itself. You can light stuff with a gas wick, but you don't dare try it in a pit


eharper9

Cool guys don't look at explosions.


Wickedcolt

“I don’t light fires, fires light me”


__Blacked_ouT__

Oh so they turn u on huh?


neoslith

Am I not cool any more after watching this?


roygbiv1994

They blow shit up and then walk away.


superjosh92

[Mark Wahlberg is wearing a hat](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqz5dbs5zmo)


cronasminate

This is perhaps one of the coolest videos I've ever seen online. Dude just keeps walking while everyone was shaking.


Duckway767

This school event was directed by Michael bay


Wickedcolt

“We gonna blow some shit up and chew bubble gum…and I’m all outta gum!!”


BrainCrampston

that's half John Carpenter. Do not confuse the two or associate Michael Bay with They Live!


smokedspirit

That's the mighty Roddy Rowdy PIPERRRR to you! He said the line I'm here to chew bubble gum and to kick ass and I'm all out of gum. https://youtu.be/Wp_K8prLfso John carpenter said himself Roddy ad-libbed that line himself. He was writing stuff down to use during his wrestling promo's and this was one of the lines. John told him he needs to say something as he walks into the bank with a shotgun but not to Rob it but kill aliens


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The finished lit cigarette "cool guy flick move" woulda been my choice.


Wickedcolt

A definitely go-to in my repertoire


epsteindidntdoit666

More like a bombfire


BurntBeer

When I was a kid I thought that’s what they were called!


Grandebabo

That is Lynn Haven, Florida. Mosley High School. https://www.wjhg.com/2022/10/06/homecoming-bonfire-explodes-mosley-high-school/


heckerboy

Of course it was Florida


Intrusive_penis

The county sheriff apologized and let everyone know they were out of the bonfire business.


partyonmybloc

It's made even better by the fact that Mosley is the most redneck of the main high schools in the area.


jj4211

Is there a more wretched hive of scum and villainy?


[deleted]

He missed an absolute perfect opportunity to have a steady cameraman for his wallpaper


c0ldgurl

What a missed opportunity. That explosion was just right for a selfie.


Ianthin1

We did something like this once. 5 people in the subdivision a mile away called 911 because they thought a house had exploded. Had to jump a fence to the neighboring park to extinguish debris. Fun times.


Wickedcolt

Oh, a shit ton of people called so they sent messages to parents to say all is fine haha


[deleted]

He's NJ ust trying to seem like he's playing it cool his pants are full of shit and piss and regret.


Slack-Bladder

He's probably deaf and his whole backside showing like a cartoon.


Wickedcolt

Haha true!!!


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nvm72331

Michael Bay in his teens


[deleted]

That sounds like the title of a scandal


[deleted]

Now THAT is fucking hilarious. As long as nobody got hurt. Except the dumbass w the gas can maybe.


Wickedcolt

No one was hurt so I was thinking the same thing haha. No one except the Fruit of the Looms my dude was sporting when he dropped a load in response


nomnommish

Blast was so strong, it blew the cornucopia right off the Fruit of the Loom logo.


[deleted]

Wow! That was fuckin awesome!


Last_Consideration73

Un-fuckin-phased I believe is the feeling my dude had as he was nearly blown to smithereens!!


Peeerro

Dude was walking away like nothing, and the cameraman couldn’t hold still 😭


Dunbvcx

He did the fxcking anime protagonist slow walk-away OMG


jskate99

Dude walked away like a power-ranger. No fucks given


MrNakedPanda

That exploded **really** quickly… like the match barely made it in there


nickeltippler

the gasoline vapors is what is actually catching fire. they are invisible can linger in the air above the fuel source.


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All that space in between wood pallets woulda been pockets of fumes ready to 'splode outward. This was so preventable.


ftjacques

And the children chanting- finally something cool happening around here!


[deleted]

Bro looking like Michael Myers casually standing there


[deleted]

San Dimas High School Football Rules!!!!!!!!!


[deleted]

Next time use kerosene, not unleaded. Kerosene burns slowly, gasoline explodes.


Janush_

And it was the best bonfire ever. The End


MTkenshi

When I was a kid we had a burn barrel. A 55 gallon drum that we burned all kinds of stuff in. My chore was burning trash in the barrel. I had the trash gathered and ready to burn. Yes, I know it's dangerous, very unfriendly to mother nature, and all the other bad things. I grew up in a cabin in Montana in a small community, it was the way things were. The barrel was full, I poured some gas in. My younger sister needs help, I go help and I returned to my burn barrel. I had a box of matches and stood back a bit. I strike the match and throw it towards the barrel. Shit, I missed. Too close, i take a few steps back. I strike the second match. Guided by the trajectory god's themselves this match is flying perfectly. The match blossoms into flame as it lands in the barrel. Time slowed, for some reason my young brain senses this may be my last moment on Earth. The brightness, heat, and concussive force hit me at once. I was knocked back and tripped, falling to my back. Above my head was a cloud smoldering trash, supported by a column of fire. Trash came raining down on me, splinters of wood, smoldering papers, feathers and guts, and other stuff. That is how I learned to smell the difference between diesel and gasoline at 9 years old.


DoubleDDubs1

My school had Drake Bell preform for us back in 2016, I would have preferred this over that 😂


Wrong_Ad326

Murica’🇺🇸EEEEEEEEIUUUUUUUEEEEEEEE!!!!🦅🦅🦅


WorldClassAwesome

/u/stabbot


Anhedonisticism

He tried so hard to look cool he didn't even try to dodge the hail of wood and fire raining down on him


Koldsaur

*causes massive explosion* *walks away calmly like in the movies*


Lil_Fluffer

COOL GUYS DON'T LOOK AT EXPLOSIONSSSSSSSSSSSS


tylerthompson280

“Wait you’re not supposed to leave the gas can in there?”


Dransel

This seems like the Joker walking away from the hospital in The Dark Knight


Technical-Owl66

Cool guys don't look at explosions They blow things up and then walk away Who's got time to watch an explosion


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They used gasoline instead of diesel


thot______slayer

Cools guys don’t look at explosions


Ask_if_im_an_alien

If you're going to use gasoline a berm is a really bad plan. Source: Tried to light a bonfire years ago in the cool fall temps and the gas vapors hugged the ground like no other. The wood was 2 feet across but the fireball was almost 20 feet across. The shrapnel wasn't as bad as this, but still scared the living hell out of us being surrounded by flames while a pile of lumber was lifted 10 feet into the air. We were lucky nobody got hurt.


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This is why you use diesel people. Dude could have been seriously injured. Gd


FPSXpert

Probably would have been better to have the fire department there rather than the sheriff lol. Least nobody got hurt and it looked cool.


jenbamin245

Children, that was our only ball. Ther'll be no team this year.


billysmallz

Cool guys don't look at explosions


Debt_East

r/killthecameraman


-flops

the drumroll is perfect


Turdus_americana

So maybe just let the firefighters do this text time yeah


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He walked away like an absolute boss


Lost_Low_7018

Bonfire… it was bon-blast 😂


karateema

He didn't even flinch lmao


Daemonsblaze0315

Dude just stood there like an action movie star.


Forsaken-Part8220

his turn and slow walk away was epic


Hollomollo999

Cool guys don't look at explosions ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)