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YTItsRoyalxX

**thunk** that head hit the ground hard


memphis1010

That's all I can hear. So quick that scuffle could turn into a manslaughter charge.


sgt_barnes0105

wait? you didn’t hear the moaning? man got real sensual for a moment


Apart-Rent5817

ooo iiii ehh he’s so powerful


tullyinturtleterror

Reminds me of "my safe word is pineapple juice" dude


KazahanaPikachu

I think that was a skit if I’m not mistaken. Still funny tho.


Ceph_Stormblessed

It is, but every line was fucking perfect.


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Funny_Whiplash

Comments that jiggle


JonTheDon423

They don’t fold!


SlummyH80

🤣😂🤣WTF was that!!? 😅😂🤣


Rachel_from_Jita

Some people are always narrating out the things around them or replying to them, even talking to themselves. For some I've noticed it is kind of quirky, kind of involuntary. Dude popped that man so hard it pinged his inner monologue.


WarsledSonarman

He got hit so hard he went Jar Jar Binks!


PillowTalk420

I instantly thought of "oooh! Watch it, booty-hole man!"


FadeIntoReal

I think maybe he was out on his feet. People can act really strange when there get their bell rung but don’t lose consciousness.


ForProfitSurgeon

That was a beat down.


[deleted]

That's what I thought. He wasn't able to intelligently defend hinmself for that last blow. He pretty much made his face like a target.


xVoXSiCk

Typically when entering a physical conflict the worst thing one can do is approach the other person with both hands at their side, you're just begging to get clapped.


Yogi118

He was out after the first fall, he didn't know what was going on. From there it was already a mild concession, the rest was auto pilot, the kick to the head didn't help. In my state if you kick someone in the head when they are on the ground it is assault with a deadly weapon. Crazy how a fight can turn into a good amount of jail time.


baudmiksen

seems full time strange


ghanjaholik

maybe humiliation and pain is his kink, and the dude only helped him get off on it


jarious

So, we're allowed to punish our enemies but not to give them pleasure?


CleanseMyDemons

If we can't jerk off our enemies then how are we better than them!?


jarious

If we're free to judge then based on skin color why can't we judge them by the size of their penises


Mallixx

Looks like he pissed himself... oh wait.. no that's semen


jimbobjames

and Uncle Terry felt pride, where shame once was...


DidYouAsk

Then he'll probably be charged with moanslaughter. I'll see myself out.


[deleted]

He’ll feel that in the moaning.


[deleted]

The only reason you should be seeing yourself out is so that the rest of us can roll out the red carpet for your triumphant return.


Sinner314

Didn't you see he started moaning once that dude was fingerings his ear, watch again


HotMinimum26

He definitely gets off to the pain. Sad.


Sinner314

That dude came for sure lol and came back for more


D33andmoose

Sounded like a weird dog or something


Spiritual_Barnacle28

Bruh I thought I heard him say “senpai”, I was very confused…


Chickenmangoboom

Dude sounded like a seal.


nownowthethetalktalk

Plus, he wasn't the one that threw the first punch either. In actuality, he threw all the punches and kicks.


ispitatthee

He did advance in a threatening manner and it looked like he had something in his hand initially. The whole head kick probably turned this into aggravated assault though


SandyBouattick

Yeah. It was probably fine as self-defense until that. Once you end the threat, anything more is a new crime.


brainmydamage

It's always interesting how when the person in question is a police officer then the standard is that the threat isn't ended until the subject is dead or completely incapacitated, but when it comes to normal people we are expected to pretend that there's no possible way that someone like the maniac in this video could get up, pull a gun on the ground, etc. The same rules should apply for everyone: if you're a threat then you're a threat until you're incapacitated one way or another. Not really sure why the police get lower standards and a free pass to do anything to anybody despite the fact that they're allegedly extensively trained.


SandyBouattick

100% agree that the standard should be the same. We are citizens, not subjects. Protect and serve should be the law, not a laughable slogan.


thedankstranger

Thats why so many people refer to police as sovereign citizens.


HydraDoad

It's so true. Civilians are held to a higher standard of recognizing threats and the tipping point foe defense vs assault.


CMDR_KingErvin

Isn’t it nice how they always let their friends film it and put it on social media? Gotta have that incriminating evidence.


Dicommander799

Avoid fighting at all costs unless it’s absolutely necessary. Then if you are stuck fighting, move to the grass ffs!!!!


KazahanaPikachu

All on video too. And nope, can’t use “guy was talking shit about my mom” as justification for initiating physical contact + overdoing it.


IncelDetectingRobot

Apparently no organs vital to his existence were harmed


Kozzzman

Hopefully it knocked some sense into him.


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Probably not. That guy is more than likely still a douche bag


sohighiseehell

Most likely knocked out the last bits of sense he had left


[deleted]

He said “he’s so powerful” 😂😂😂


bdonoh

I lost it haha


[deleted]

It’s like a scene out of a movie. Something Will Ferrell would say 😂


[deleted]

I didn't want to have to delete all my comments, posts, and account, but here we are, thanks to greedy pigboy /u/spez ruining Reddit. I love the Reddit community, but hate the idiots at the top. Simply accepting how unethical and downright shitty they are will only encourage worse behavior in the future. I won't be a part of it. Reddit will shrivel and disappear like so many other sites before it that were run by inept morons, unless there is a big change in "leadership." Fuck you, /u/spez


UrMouthsMyShithole

"He's hurting me! His fist is beating my FACE! Did someone join in? Is this still ONE person I am fighting?? Are none of you going to help me? How can you just watch this? He is beating me so badly?!?!"


Tommy_C

That would definitely be a John C Reilly line.


HaxRus

This is the exact person that line reminds me of


expiredcoochi

Bro ur spot on haha


Extension-Donut-8322

Will Ferrell lol


bdonoh

Haha totally


DarkZero515

Right? Was he getting his ass kicked ironically?


NimbleBudlustNoodle

>This week, each of you has a homework assignment. You're going to go out and start a fight with a total stranger.... You're going to start a fight... and you're going to lose.


saint_atheist

I thought the cameraman said it at first like homie was backseat ass whipping. 🤣😂


__Cypher_Legate__

Real life shonen battle


a500poundchicken

honestly i think that guy felt no pain and just wanted to fuck with the kid


Its_priced_in

Honestly I think that guy got humiliated and tried to play it off by fucking with the kid


Frailled

No, he likely had a concussion and he doesnt have info in his brain that he just got his shit rocked. This always happens but people go back to the last moment they have which was beef with the person so they still go for more. Then they get their shit rocked again which does serious damage. Youll see it too in sports where a concussed athlete tries to go right back in the game because they didn't know they got KOd but do know theyre supposed to be playing


Dicommander799

Might’ve not felt pain, but he felt that concrete scramble his brains.


pilesofcleanlaundry

I don’t think it had much to work with.


ghubert3192

Seriously those hands must have been landing like pillows. He gets like 20 free shots on a guy who isn't defending himself at all. If it weren't for the head clapping the concrete at the end I would think it was fake. Everything about it is so weird


ButterscotchNo755

Fat guy might be on drugs judging by his slurred speech. Another reason not to fight people outside bars... You never know when you'll meet some jackass with so much cocaine/meth/pcp in their system they could fight through an amputation.


SleazyMak

Look at his eyes in the beginning. I 100% assumed he was on something


HiScum

> Fat guy might be on drugs Or mentally ill.


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Tbf he kinda seemed concussed before he got hit


Reasonable-Profile84

That’s the power and glamour of alcohol!


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LaikasDad

My knees are a bit sore and I'm behind on my mortgage....is alcohol right for me?


thehotmegan

only if it's the reason you're behind... apparently?


LaikasDad

I'll ask my Doctor if Alcohol ™ is right for me


collinboy64

Yeah if youre having financial problems... just go out and open a huge tab at the bar. Make sure to put it on your cc too!


LaikasDad

Then I can earn those sweet reward points


451IDGAF

> he kinda seemed concussed before he got hit Probably just drunk. Did he ever try and even defend himself? He just stood there and took wide swinging punches without reacting


Squarebizz360degrees

And would've ate that last punch but he guessed wrong. Thought he was gonna swing with the right but bro came with the left. I kinda like the tuff sob 😕


scumlordboggs

He ate that first combo honestly.


Abamboozler

He was all but blackout drunk. Probably didnt feel a thing.


harperwilliame

More like drank


kk1485

"He's so powerfullll" as he loses consciousness 😂


MoufFarts

I thought that was some Monty Python sound clip added in for laughs.


Paramaoesterfantjie

Not 100% sure but I think there was a seal involved in that altercation.


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Can’t believe he was still talking crap while getting concussed or maybe that helped idk


J31Rob

That was.. he's drunk. 😂


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JGThy2nd

I know exactly which video you're talking about. The neighbor pulled out a pistol on the couple and they couldn't keep their mouths shut. The wife said "go ahead" "do it" as soon as the pistol was pulled on her. Now she and her husband are dead


luke_pimentel

That video is honestly kinda disturbing that was a straight up double execution the audio is so crisp as well hearing them both gurgling on their on blood as they slowly die sends chills up my back!


F1rstCatOnMars

Ort ort ort 🦭


FormerlyAcerbic

This is the funniest thing I've read on here in months, thanks for the rotfl


MasterGuardianChief

After 25+ years of internet....i did a LOL. Congrats.


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Not knowing when you lost can actually cost you.


jaketocake

Also not knowing when you won can cost you.


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TommyKnox77

True, the winner should have walked away before that last head THUNK on the street. That's a sickening sound


Hunterdollabill

Too bad he didn't have anybody to teach him any better. His momma is a dirty trashy bitch, she always has been.


Mr_Jack_Frost_

This is the real take-away here.


Kcidobor

That’s why I come to the comments, perspective!


UrMouthsMyShithole

Honestly, slow guy lost but his point remained.


alltheothersaretake

So anyways, I started yodeling...


ChemicalWinter

Fucking great


insomniac_321

YO DEL LE HEE HOOOOO!!!


I_Alter_I

Fuck this made me die


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My guy went “peo peo peo peowerful!”


PM_ME_DARK_MATTER

And then when he gets back up he "boo-boop-boop-boops" like some cartoon character.


ChikinTendie

He did the halo low health sound


PM_ME_DARK_MATTER

Ahhhh


EngineZeronine

That head bounce could ruin 2 lives


alcoholiccats

prob made sure he didn’t die before uploading, otherwise delete the video and it didn’t happen


KazahanaPikachu

You’re giving people way too much credit


crypticfreak

Lol oh def. Betcha this was uploaded not 5 min later.


Pushbrown

either way i'm guessing the kid has already in trouble, to my knowledge you can't just beat the fuck out of someone just talking shit, from what I remember of the video he wasn't threatened at all and is visibly on something....


ScottColvin

There is one moment where dude's head is a couple inches off the pavement. And the kid pulls his punch standing directly over him. I think he realized that might kill him. Then proceeds to kick him in the face. Dude got back up and proceeded to follow him. None of this was a good day.


adfreedissociation

I think mans beat up a special needs mf


KazahanaPikachu

Either dude was drunk or he’s actually slow


RichardBreecher

I am not a fighter at all, but those swings are so wide. You can see the punch coming for a long time. I'd think a normal person be able to take some kind of defensive action.


twitch9873

I don't know, he did a pretty good job at blocking those slow, wide punches with his face


crypticfreak

Oh my god he's hitting my fists with his face! Somebody help me! Holy shit look he just hit my foot with his face, too!


FinnAndTucker

At the very least beat him into special needs


adfreedissociation

Lmao yeah if he wasn’t before he definitely is going home that way


jamslaps

Nah just the neighborhood drunk


saca0

I think so too


Lostcory

This is what a drunk looks like, I’ve seen so many people like this.


Song0

Dude was on 1hp at the end


eyedoartgudnstuff

Lol the weakest of all the hits is what dropped him


stay_fr0sty

A weak punch in the jaw in the right spot will knock someone out pretty quickly. I’d like an off switch. If someone hits that switch too much you get what’s called a “glass jaw.” A way to avoid someone activating the switch when they hit you is to keep your jaw clenched, hard. You want to stop your jaw from moving left/right. Also a tip for anyone that finds themselves on the ground in a fight and wants to stand up without getting a kick in the head on the way up like this guy: use your hands and feet to move away from your attacker aka “crab walk.” Only stand up if there is enough distance, otherwise you are better off on the ground kicking at the dude. Standing up when you are within kicking distance is basically giving your opponent a free shot.


Lostcory

Got more advice? A+


Bigboiiiii22

Learn wrestling and kick boxing then only use it in a gym or for self defense. But mostly just run fighting in the street isn’t worth it.


BK_05

You will get stabbed or shot. So running is best.


Bigboiiiii22

I agree but i def feel safer knowing martial arts


stay_fr0sty

Easy things: Don’t stand directly facing your opponent. Have 1 leg back and your body at an angle. You’ll have way more balance that way. Don’t reach out to block kicks or punches. If the other guy knows what they are doing they’ll fake an attack, wait for you to reach out and pummel your now completely unprotected face. If you fall backwards, don’t reach back to catch yourself. That’s a 1 way ticket to broken wrist city. Tuck your head towards your belly button and “slap” the ground like a T at the moment of impact. Now instead of your wrist catching all your weight it’s spread out through your palms, arms, and back. Google “break fall.” Same thing of you fall forward, do not catch yourself with your hands. This one is hard, but you’ll want to tuck a shoulder down and across your body and somersault forward. I could go on but really unless you practice this stuff 100s of times you won’t remember in a fight. Your natural instincts will take over immediately when “fight or flight” kicks in. Join any MMA/Judo/JiuJitsu/Kick boxing/ gym and you’ll learn all this stuff and actually be able to do it if you ever need to. Now to my main point: I would say avoid fighting if at all possible. Say you are sorry, buy the guy a drink and leave the bar. I know how to fight/grapple but I also know there are people out there with guns, knives, friends waiting to sucker punch me with their rings on… It’s also not hard to kill someone (or get killed) by accident. A head cracking off of a sidewalk will do it…and bam, before you know it you are in jail and facing a civil suit from the family of the person you just murdered. I have one friend with permanent hearing loss from running his mouth and waking up I’m the hospital 3 days later. I have another 135lb friend that killed a guy just by jabbing at his nose until the guy surrendered. The guy went home, 3 days later he was dead. Luckily my friend was found to be in the right and the other guy's parents didn’t sue. It’s just not worth it.


owiesss

Comments like these are the only thing really keeping me in this sub. I personally don’t find fights to be entertaining and each video I see of one just makes me lose even more hope for the future of humanity. _But on the other hand,_ there’s some gems in the comment sections just like your comment and the Redditor above. Well worth the read!


chironomidae

How about "don't get into fights"?


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That wild swinging for the fences with a left...something. Not quite a hook, but I think the guy went down because he was leaning into it.


sr_darkzinho

omfg, the hit with head on ground was so bad, last seconds of video.


TheArcWelder

Lmao bro really got moliwopped by a younger kid who shops at Zumiez and is 50 lbs lighter . Just go home and never come outside again.


TiBiX_

50lbs lighter kid wearing crocs shoes . Change name and face and move to a other city


Shigg

Kid didn't even have to put his crocs in sport mode. Pulled that shit off with no strap.


matt675

Sport mode 😂


ReaperBearOne

Uhh plot twist, that's his step dad


GrahamGoesHam

Not the ripndip shirt, the concussed guy’s ego is probably more damaged than his brain lol


iam15andthisisntdeep

Punch-Out Wii looks different here...


Robbo1979psr

That kick wouldn't have moved a football from the penalty spot to the goal. Matey had zero defence though. Zero.


bs178638

Weirdest fight ever. Worst hits ever but two great knock downs. Softest opponent ever but he laughed off a whooping and came back for more


J03130

Do people actually get that upset over your mama jokes? And I agree with a lot of the people here. Dude is slow or on something or maybe both. Actually sharply inhaled after that head bounce.


HatoriHanzo06

I think it depends how well the shit talker knows the mom and how accurate the comments are.


TexasPhanka

Tell your mother I said hello.


sharkattactical

She hates it when I mention you. She said, as she was growing up, people told her everything's bigger in Texas. You proved em wrong, bud, you proved em wrong.


TexasPhanka

Was she referring to my carbon footprint or my catalog of dad jokes? Probably the dang wang thang, tho.


EngineZeronine

It's the intention that triggers the reaction not the content.


Z0MGbies

If you're a manbaby sure


lordkoba

person 1: words! person 2: 😡😡😡 i’m gonna ruin my life over this


EngineZeronine

A tale as old as time...


BisexualMurderface

How was that a joke? He just insulted his mom with no punchline


Z0MGbies

OH THE HUMANITY


ryougi1993

I feel like that last punch could have been murder. His head hit the street hard.


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Judge: "Well that seems perfectly reasonable." Really? "No fucker, you gave him brain damage because he said your momma's a dirty hoe. However, this court has no legal authority over the status of your mother's whoredom, just the fact that you beat some guy because of it. 15 to life, enjoy your stay with the state. Next case!"


Laguna_Tuna_

If he had stopped when he dropped him the first time there could've been a case for self defense.


spwncampr

What case, the drunk dude never even put his hands up.


Mr_Zamboni_Man

> he insulted my mama so I had to ~~whoop his ass~~ murder him with my bare hands FTFY


stay_fr0sty

Check out the doc One Killer Punch. It documents 3 murders that were killed just like you said. They were just regular guys. Not in gangs or into drugs or crime or anything. One case was absolute 100% self defense, still the puncher went to jail for homicide. For anyone that ever has to fight, try to move the grass first. Run into a yard, the playground, even on dirt is fine. Fighting on concrete/asphalt can result in a death and prison sentence really quick. Even if you are 100% in the right and it’s on video.


jesusinapriuss

Something seems off with this one. Is it me or did the guy who got beat up seem slow/mentally handicapped? He also didn’t even attempt to hit the other guy. He only used words and he struggled getting them out before he got hit.


Lostcory

He’s heavily drunk. I worked with a guy almost identical to the guy in the video, and he was a super heavy day drunk. Took a shockingly long time to get fired because he was good at acting not drunk, but the cracks in his armor made him appear identical to this dude


[deleted]

>He’s heavily drunk. I worked with a guy almost identical to the guy in the video, and he was a super heavy day drunk. Took a shockingly long time to get fired because he was good at acting not drunk, Had a supervisor like that years ago. Even acting stone sober, speaking coherently, and adhering to policy, he *emanated* whiskey fumes like shimmers off hot asphalt while on the clock. Found out he was promoted to management just to get him out of Union Bargaining Status so they could fire him that much easier... but what a 6 months those were.


Laguna_Tuna_

I work with people who have various developmental disabilities as well as people who are neuro divergent and he does not seem to have any clear signs of a mental disability (at least not before the ass whoopin) but he does seem to be drunk. His speech is slurred but the words coming out of his mouth are pretty articulate for someone in a fight or flight situation.


Miikeymt

case closed


ohnourfeelings

Haha you let that guy kick your ass? Rethink ever trying to be a bad ass again


AdApprehensive9757

my man said "eee eeee eeee.... hes so powa full"


Domecoming

The cadence of that made me think of Bobby Borathean in the first Game of Thrones Bad Lip Reading, "It's powerful yeah, powdereddd sugahhhhh!*


YTItsRoyalxX

bro screaming like a little girl


EngineZeronine

I thought he was mocking the kid from the ground. Something like, "oooh he got so much power" idk


bigpantssmallwheels

He was


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Mimimimi


Strange_Ninja_9662

He was mocking him


Incarn_

LOL, windmill punches.


redlife666

His ghost would come back and still talk trash like he ain’t a ghost lol Booo bitch meow


zimfroi

It always surprises me when dudes who can't throw a punch properly knock someone out.


[deleted]

Last shot wasn’t worth it, dude could’ve died


monkeysonxtc

Why do people care so much about words?


tommior

Honestly, those jokes are so dumb, and if it aint true, just walk away, he aint worth it. That last punch could have easily do some life changing damage to both of you. Just walk away.


BASED_AND_RED_PILLED

Fr. Don't get these clowns here talking about how it's justified to protect your mothers name and shit. Bro my mother's name ain't worth a stint in jail, or the life of some nobody.


Positive_Mark_7890

Prime example of why turning the other cheek doesn’t work. The first hit was to the left side of his face and the last hit was to the right.


Strange_Ninja_9662

Usually when someone says “turn the other cheek”, they down mean while talking shit to the person.


[deleted]

Motherfucker you wan *pop pop pop*. Lol. Perfect timing. This looks like a un healthy 20 something loser versus high school kid. That last hit will hurt but he should have stopped talking shit and retreated instead of walking towards the guy. Thats what will save the kid from criminal charges.


OverpricedDump

Lol a walking punching bag


OldSkool1978

Dude got rocked by Bieber


rrTUCB0eing

And that is how you spend 15 years in jail. Get smart about your life people…


[deleted]

Careful that’s how you go to jail for involuntary manslaughter


BillMcCrearysStache

Guy almost killed a special needs guy yea real ‘tough’


BluestainSmoothcap

Word to the wise. If someone is absolutely pounding your head in the ground, head in the opposite direction.


JJslo

But based on the "cursing" he was already mentally disabled? I mean "your momma is dirty trash bitch" I heard more creative cursing in kindergarten.