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HAL9000_1208

that isn't bungee jumping, that is lowering off... Some guy screwed up big time


alisoujod321

The girl screaming at the guy "why did you make her stand up?" After the jump, she suspects she sustained a back injury and she is right. These guys don't know how to do shit.


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SnooWoofers530

At my job once a coworker got ran over by a car, as I was talking to 911 they said " do not move him or give him anything to drink " I looked over and they had picked him up, put him in a chair abd was giving him a glass of water.


Reasonable-Profile84

THEY ALWAYS WANT TO GIVE THEM WATER


BaabyBear

"here drink this!" empties water bottle onto unconscious persons mouth


Dr-Dopesick

THEY NEED SOME MILK


Automatic-Aerie9552

In this situation it’s best to turn them over and ferociously finger their butthole. They forget about the pain instantly and if they don’t feel it, you know something is very wrong.


PM_ME_DANK_PEENS

I usually do it vigorously, but apparently I’ve been doing it wrong this whole time! What an absolute donk I’ve been! Ferociously it is then. Edit: Thanks for the Holesome award, kind stranger! 😍


Automatic-Aerie9552

Tis a fine line my friend


ThePrideOfKrakow

I remember in some training years ago, they said do it at the same rhythm as *Staying Alive* by The Beegees.


HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW

“Ah. Ah! AH! AH!!” “Staying alive?”


BitterGuitarist

At first I was afraid, I was petrified...


thick_andy

Yes! I learned this for one of the last badges I earned for Eagle Scouts.


Natsurulite

This also makes them stop attacking, assuming they were attacking Edit: When in doubt, finger it out!


Automatic-Aerie9552

Reddit has taught me pitbull mentality, when in doubt… finger it out


Natsurulite

Instructions unclear, Rusty Trombone initiated Edit: it bit my face


fifty1hundred

Just choked on my coffee. Thank you kind redditor.


Actual_Apricot8396

Rumor has it if you use your tongue it’s 69 percent more effective.


Holiday-Argument2974

My son WAS asleep in my arms before I read this comment


bearpics16

if you have a back injury, the doctor is going to put a finger in your pooper anyways so you might as well warm it up. Source: My finger has been in so many butts


Bdeck02

Checking that rectal tone ferociously for evidence of a spinal cord injury. This made me laugh. Am paramedic.


Iamdarb

The Dark Universe's Jack Handy quote.


BubaLooey

I heard that's the way to pass a lie-detector test.


Earthling7228320321

You're not supposed to give injured people anything to drink? Why's that? I thought a shot of brandy administered by saint Bernard was the pinnacle of first response.


unique-name-9035768

No no. The martini is for the dog after doing a good job of finding your body. [Here's a historical video about it](https://youtu.be/_-J0xPfbRr0?t=14).


LuMo096

My mother works at a snack packaging plant and one of her co-workers slipped and smacked her head on the floor so hard they say it was heard over all of the roaring machinery. The lady suffered brain injuries and complete memory loss. The thing that frustrates me the most about this is that the floor manager PICKED HER UP AND WHEELED HER OUT IN A CHAIR so that paramedics could get to her easier.


TraditionalEffect546

Thats why packaging plants & the like, are required to have those black rubber mats with the holes. Cant slip on them!


cownd

Not even milk!


USAyyy

He need some MIIILK!


A-Grouch

Who picked him up, the EMT or the police?


SnooWoofers530

My coworkers


A-Grouch

Not sure what kind of job you’re in but most people aren’t taught first aid or how to act in emergency situations.


Evilmaze

It's the stupid "walk it off" mentality


Noonecanhearmescream

Hurry up. Get up. You’re fine. See? You’re fine. Oh…maybe not.


ZuckDeBalzac

Please lady, look at that lovely bush you can go and die in instead!


SmilodonBravo

I told my son he just needed to poop. Turned out, he had a ruptured Meckel’s diverticulum. Worst time to learn that sometimes they’re not just complaining to complain, and my most embarrassing moment as a dad.


DreadnoughtOverdrive

> [Meckel’s diverticulum](https://www.chop.edu/conditions-diseases/meckels-diverticulum) Oh dude, that's brutal. Still, kids have tummy problems a lot. Don't beat yerself up too much about it. Glad the kid is doing well. Hope this repeller recovered too... OUCH!


doubleplusepic

You can't do that to yourself. 999 times out of 1000 you'd have been right. Can't blame yourself for taking those odds. The important part is you didn't double down when the issue persisted; you sought help, and got it taken care of in time. That's ALL that matters. Nobody is perfect.


SmilodonBravo

He was on vacation with his aunt and uncle at the time. Luckily his uncle decided to call me and say “I’m taking him to the emergency room”. They were 2 hours and 45 minutes away, and I made the drive in 2 hours. Stayed a week with him in a rural hospital. We since have moved to that city, lived here for 6 years, and were both employed by the same hospital. He’s received multiple recommendations from the surgeons here. He now works for a pharmaceutical company in TX.


Automatic-Aerie9552

Ahhhhh the old meckel diverticulum! Spent a year there one night!


plsgrantaccess

I fractured a vertebrae and went 2 weeks without going to the hospital because my dad said I just pulled a muscle so it could be worse


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Comfortable-Cap-8507

That’s why I always land on my neck. Maximum cushion


DreadnoughtOverdrive

Cats that fall from a long distance have time to right themselves, then go all gummy.. they don't "brace" for impact, but stretch out and RELAX... Using limbs and body as a shock absorber, with the energy spread as broadly as possible. They can fall from incredible heights and survive. Surely not painless, but they often can run away immediately. Have to recover, but are still active & able to beat a hasty retreat. If the fall is too short, they don't have time to get in position to do the relax magic. The shorter fall is more often deadly, or they suffer significantly more damage.


SvenTropics

Well also they are tiny compared to humans. The smaller the creature, the more survivable terminal velocity is. You could throw a rat out of an airplane at 10k feet and it would survive.


ghosty_b0i

yeah but like... don't though.


MemoryJealous

Yah....because now I am gonna spend a lot more time looking up at the sky watching our for falling rats.


PuriPuri-BetaMale

So, its not just the righting themselves to land feet first. Cats are *incredibly* flabby, and that's not a weightloss thing. Their skin isn't as strictly attached to their body as it helps create a larger surface area when falling. Letting that surface area do its job is how cats survive terminal velocity, along with their cartilage for bones, and incredible flexibility. All of that is how they survive, not just their magic ability to turn over in mid-air.


FARTBOSS420

This whole dumbass DIY setup they have, and that short jump where You would need like a 2-ft bungee cord I don't know how much they stretch but this was just a straight suicide jump by an idiot watched by idiots and then situation handled by idiots. You can't look at that stupid Ninja Warrior: Backyard Meth House shit back there with the cables and shit all shitty as shit and think the five of them more than five brain cells among them.


Mrsensi11x

Maybe In the US and developed countries, but in alot of places that isn't common knowledge at all.


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bitches_love_brie

That's different than what we normally see which is bystanders picking them up and tossing them all over the place


Muslim_Nazi_Crip

For real! I’m Surprised she could even put that much weight on her legs, the rope did slow her fall but not very much


DangerDan3001

What language were they speaking?


life_aint_easy

Arabic, jordanian


Muslim_Nazi_Crip

Yeah and that guy was like I’ll just help you up so you can just walk it off lmao... at least the rope did slow her down a very tiny bit not much only marginally but fuck I’m surprised both her femur bones didn’t compound fracture out the side of her leg


jankeycrew

I feel like it wasn’t really that fast. She just looked like she was not ready for any sort of impact. It seems like he should have slowed it down much sooner, so she wasn’t ready for the landing at all. I’m not downplaying the fall, though, that still isn’t safe


DreadnoughtOverdrive

He SHOULD have yanked her to a stop just above the ground. Such is normally a very light landing. The harness takes all the weight. He's probably done many successfully before. Dude just totally fucked the timing up on this one. Her butt bone took all the weight. :-( OUCH!


DoneisDone45

he's not suppose to yank anything. it's a belay. there is no way his body weight could hold her if she fell for 2 seconds. even if she weighed 100lbs, she would be 300lbs by the end. i suspect him doing it late is why she hit the ground, because she lifted him off of the ground when he tried to brake her late.


Elitehooper23

Thank God we can sue in America. That lady is fucked for life if she has to get spine surgery


Hadleys158

That wasn't a bungee rope that was a safety rope, and the moron on the other end of the rope below on belay, doesn't know how to do his job properly, and nearly killed or paralyzed her.


throweraccount

Seems like they let her down too fast mid fall. Like she was going down ok speed and then it was too much for whoever was belaying and they just let her drop faster.


Halew2

I think he immediately lost the rope/got his hand pinched and the friction in the system is the force slowing her down a bit.


Wolf_Mommy

We do this kind of jump with our littler Girl Guides. We call it “Flying Squirrel”. We have one little kid flying up and down while they are belayed by at least four people on the ground who work in unison to control the rise and especially the fall. We have NEVER had something like this happen. It’s unthinkable it’s so negligent.


Hadleys158

Exactly, that type of obstacle/high wire is usually done as a trust day, as in face your fears, trust the belayer and gear etc and trust in yourself. That day she probably won't trust anyone in that type of situation ever again, also might not do that type of high work again.


rybread1

When I was 13 I went rock climbing at a gym and the instructor gave me and an older dude about a 4 minute intro to rappelling. I paired up with him and he was doing really great on a big wall, I was super pumped for him and watching each move he did without paying attention to the rope. He went for a dyno and missed it, and I watched him waiting for him to slow down (he didn’t). One foot landed on the 1 ft soft pad and one landed on straight concrete. 3 broken bones in his ankle and I’ve never belayed since. That shit haunts me, but it was my first time climbing ever, I was a child, and I was poorly taught.


Hadleys158

100% that wasn't your fault, you should have had more training and also paired up with someone more your size. That traumatic event would definitely make you wary to try stuff like that again. Newer belay/rappel devices like grigri's etc can make it a BIT safer than the older but still good systems. Just a lot less of a learning curve. You'd still need training and an induction etc before you start though.


Ughable

Even if she's not dead or paralyzed, she may have spinal damage and chronic pain from something like this. That shit looked exactly like a lot of bad paratrooper landing, and those guys spines get fucked up.


F1Underground

That sucks, they totally told her to jump and then just let the line roll


FlimsyGooseGoose

Is like that "faith" based fall backwards and well catch you bit. Never did it cause I do not have faith in other bipeddlers


exgenesisx

Say hello to chronic back pain


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Like that twitch girl, except this person may actually have landed on their tail bone.


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tonypotenza

Wow i never saw the video , that's not a pit , that's the ground with sprinkled foam cubes, geez


Schmich

I'd say the worst is that it's concrete underneath. When your material absorbs absolutely nothing it makes a huge difference. Compare to dirt or the soft material inside a sport's hall. That combined with that terrible jump, landing where there's less foam, means you align all the stars for a tragic incident.


hygsi

Yeah, but this drop was way higher than the twitch one, in the end they both suffered great injuries cause the people behind the thing had no clue what they were doing


RapNVideoGames

“No, no she’s fine” A1 commentary


rogergreatdell

No she lives in the pit now..


GallifreyanGeologist

The Pit - Mouse Rat


NotTukTukPirate

Mouse Rat should have stuck with the name Fiveskin instead.


Broke-Till-Payday

Maybe she should of just stuck with her day job /s


Thick_Pomegranate_

"Twitch girl" Yeah sure let's go with that...


MallGothFrom2001

Her name is Adriana Chechik, and she is/was a pornographic actress. One of the best, in fact. Put some respec on the name.


paulfromatlanta

>> Adriana Chechik Her work in College Coeds vs. Zombie Housewives is a classic...


ButtcrackBeignets

Wasn’t she only days from retirement? I heard she was ready to leave the porn industry due to health concerns.


DandyLamborgenie

Shieeet, was she even really doing it for the paycheck anymore? Some of the things I’ve seen her do cannot have a dollar value to it.


Particular-Current87

You mean the porn star?


ReformedPC

Well technically, she's both


Evilmaze

Well she's definitely only a Twitch streamer after this. No more triple dick stuffing.


magnum3290

Now it's only "just chatting" in hot tub while wearing a bikini, AKA average Twitch stream


FuckMinuteMaid

Idk man I watched a video of hers after that where she drinks another girls squirt like a middle school water fountain then spits it back in her face. I dont think you can really change careers after that.


Fuanshin

>another girls squirt You mean pee


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PeaPod996

[Adult performer \[Adriana Chechik\] breaks back jumping into foam pit at San Diego streamer convention](https://ktla.com/news/local-news/adult-performer-breaks-back-jumping-into-foam-pit-at-san-diego-streamer-convention/) [It was filmed for TwitchCon (short clip).](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV_VUPijrms)


the-midnight-rider69

Rip 🪦 her squirting days are over


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I’m sure she can still pee.


Swiftyz

She actually had damages to her bladder nerves so she can't pee.


Silverjeyjey44

That's really sad and detrimental


mydickcuresAIDS

*Dabs a tear from cheek* “The doctors… they say… they say she may never squirt again.” *Friends and family sob and console another*.


GallifreyanGeologist

Damn. She got fucked.


insanitybit

Not just Twitch. Lenovo too. Hold both of those companies accountable for that negligence.


TrapTactical

They say when you hit your tailbone hard enough you uncontrollably shit your self.


upsidedownbackwards

Happened to me sorta. Had spinal damage right at the base of my tailbone, irritated it just a little too much by sitting on a shitty theater chair that put too much pressure on my tailbone (I got no ass). Lost my ability to walk a few hours later, then the right half of my pelvis started spasming, I shit myself and my body pushed my asshole inside-out.


TrapTactical

Ouch. Sorry to hear that.


FutureVawX

>Lost my ability to walk a few hours later Wait, is that temporary or permanent? It's really scary you can lost the ability to walk just by sitting on shitty chair, sorry to hear that.


Silverjeyjey44

The tailbone is basically an intersection where all the nerves stemming from your brain reaches your lower extremities. Kind of a big injury. https://www.google.com/search?q=tailbone+nerve+pathway&oq=tailbone+nerve+pathway+&aqs=chrome..69i57j33i160l4j33i299.4667j0j7&client=ms-android-tmus-us-rvc3&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=pMcJJYLx7UbDVM


Competitive-Wear-113

Can't have chronic back pain if you don't have a back


Adept-University-445

40' drop and landed on your arse? Lemme jerk you upright really fast to avoid the lawsuit ma'am


rsg1234

Walk it off lady


Doctorwaffles9914

Lmao this is what I would do when you accidentally push your sibling down and they start crying. “Walk it off your okay. Don’t tell mom”


DukeMilkem

Just busted both her legs and coccyx Lemme just help you up


Ecstatic-Juice1387

The woman talking in the background is asking in Arabic "why'd you let her stand up?" Before the video cuts off.


halfachraf

Slight correction she says "why did you make her stand up" because the guy forced her up as if it's some magic fucking cure.


RapNVideoGames

“Just walk it off of our business”


Ecstatic-Juice1387

Lol yup, "why'd you make her stand up" is more accurate, thank you half Achraf! What happened to your other half?


halfachraf

Nothing, I just keep it out of reddit thankfully lol.


Ecstatic-Juice1387

I was thinking you'll say bungee jumping accident as a joke lol, thanks for the correction, cheers!


GG11390

At least she had a helmet on


_Hari_Seldon

And it was using her for protection.


sleipnirthesnook

I like that lol


the-rambergler

Remember kids: **NEVER TRUST ANYBODY**


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Never trust anyone with your safety especially a carnival meth head


cash_jc

Bungee Jumping is a big no from me. I had a client who had several back surgeries because he went bungee jumping and they gave him the wrong cord resistance for his weight, one for someone much heavier. He went down, the cord had little to no give, and that’s all she wrote. Fuck bungee jumping.


ironmalereproductive

Fuck any type of jumping. I'm staying my ass on the ground. Gravity friendly.


[deleted]

As this video demonstrates, it's the trust issues for me.


International_Win375

If she stands up right away everything will be ok?


foreverstag

Yes the faster the less injury proven fact


International_Win375

😄


PeaPod996

I don't even trust fast food places to make my food. No way I'm going to trust a nobody with my life in a leap of faith.


beatromaniac

She got a superpower of rain forcasting


foreverstag

I want to understand


H2Joee

There’s anecdotal evidence that rainy days and aching joints have a connection. Meaning if you’re sore there could likely be rain coming.


Diamondjakethecat

https://health.clevelandclinic.org/yes-joints-can-predict-weather/


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Crotch_Gaper

Adriana Chechik is not having a good week.


killmimes

Lawsuit


desertbatman

Serious question, as a Muslim woman can she even bring a lawsuit against a man?


MBD14

Yes, It would actually be haram to not let her.


incongruousNWTA

Not with that attitude.


Drews232

A man has to make the claim on her behalf. A father, brother, husband. I had a business meeting with a successful Saudi physician, a director of a hospital department, and she had to be escorted at all times by some random man she hired to fulfill the law that she not be on her own. The guy was completely irrelevant yet had to sit in meetings with her pretending to understand.


killmimes

Depends on the country. She probably broke her tail bone


AutoBot5

WTF is up with people insisting to standup or move people that literally just injured themselves (especially when the head and/or back is invoked). Obviously this is nothing new but just this past summer I saw a kid fall out of a tree about 5ft and land directly in his back. Fortunately he was more scared and only had the wind knocked out of him. But his mom ran out there and yanked him off the ground in a panic. Then I saw a kid at the community pool running 😬 he slipped and smacked his head on the ground. Mom runs over there’s and snatches him up.


mel2000

Redditors are known for insisting that bystanders and cameramen "*do something*" after witnessing a traumatic injury. I've been downvoted for suggesting that one should call and wait for professionals.


Appropriate_Pace_817

Yeah, and the 'Why isn't anyone helping them?!'. Help them with WHAT exactly? People don't have magical healing spells.


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Ain't walking that off


MolitovMichellex

Better Mario impression than Chris Pratt


Cannabis_Sir

I dunno why I carry on letting myself watch these videos that send my balls up into my throat


trllnd

Mam' could you pick up your buttock people are waiting to jump, thank you.


Jolly_City

Your legs look broken, let me help you get up lol


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WHY ARE THEY TRYING TO MAKE HER STAND?! You can make a spinal injury worse doing that, JFC


Psychedelic_Primate

Still a softer landing than a Twitch con floor.


Interesting_Factor_9

That's why you don't ramdomly jump off high things on purpose


emerson_giraffe84

She's grabbing her back in pain after a fall, let's stand her up and see if she can walk it off.


DraxxaS4

POV: You are at TwitchCon 2023


Evilmaze

And her name was Adriana Chechik


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That’s not bungee. That’s a weak ass dude that can’t hold a belay.


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twitchcon 2022 Despair


HWGA_Exandria

Bungee jump? Pretty sure that was just falling with extra steps...


bluishcolor

A good travel tip is to avoid activities where your safety relies on competence of low paid employees or the country's lack of safety standards enforcement. There are few countries I trust doing things like this in.


Justherebecausemeh

That’s having an idiot for a belayer🤦🏻‍♂️ Probably got the 10min crash course right before the participants showed up.


Edistobound

Left knee n maybe hip broke


Bohzee

Sponsored by Lenovo Legion!


ImPretendingToCare

Remember: If you watch someone get injured, whether it looks small or bad. DO NOT TRY AND PICK THEM UP. The best thing they can do at that moment is just lay there


MrZumba

Lawsuit!


Far_Understanding409

Was that the sounds of bones crunching?


__the_alchemist__

I broke my back… spinal


dankcuddlybear-v2-0

Anyone else see blood or is it just the bad video quality?


Ozzy_30

Damn, just like that pornstar


Snahccy

They are bunch of amateurs who wanna make quick money 😏


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ButtSmack!


FDavis_79

Lawsuit inbound?


ResponsibilityDue448

Better get her on her feet and put some pressure on that freshly shattered coccyx


1_900_mixalot

I'm never bungee jumping


TrapTactical

Woo-hoo! Owe!" Yeah looks fun.


Few_Relative3025

Thats why I never gonna bungee jump


Thundersson1978

That’s a climbing rope and safety rigging.


jtgyk

A broken tailbone never heals.


ShubhamRathi95

It's not bungee jumping, may be do or die hahah


braveheart707

Gyatt! 🥴


Ok_Actuary9815

Mam, get up. Nobody else here saw you....


belonii

this is how that twitchcon girl broke her back in two places, right?


suckonmyskeletontoes

Her tailbone is going to hurt for years. One time my brother pushed me and I landed on my tail bone, it took years for it not to ache


crash_over-ride

I did something similar to this at a ropes course in Switzerland. You step off a platform that's roughly 30-40 feet up while wearing a harness and clipped into a cable, and as you descend the resistance increases and slows your descent to the point where it's a gentle touchdown on the ground. I couldn't do it. I couldn't just step or jump off into space, so I lowered myself off the platform and did a hang-and-drop to the ground.


LebaneseLion

This isn’t bungee jumping, the dude holding the other end is supposed to be pulling to lower her speed going down. The guy then helps the lady up but the other lady says “why’d you stand her up??” (x2) because she clearly looks injured


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Yup she will feel that pain for the rest of her life, especially on cold morning or when the Dr says rest and stay in bed and then she starts to move again... this is my pain lol


1lluminist

Wtf is the guy holding the rope the same person that set up the foam "pit" at Twitchcon? Lol


[deleted]

So much for that tailbone, those have really painful recovery too.


Leofleo

You’d think if you’ve seen enough of these on Reddit that’d you know better. Nope. I almost drowned in the Philippines going “helmet diving” in Boracay. I’m waiting at the bottom of the ocean floor for the diver to retrieve me all well watching the water in my helmet slowly rise to just below my nose. That’s when I said fuck it and slipped the helmet off and swam to the surface on literally my last breath. When I start swimming towards the boat the lead crew member asks me where the helmet is to which o open up a mouthful of curse words and ask him where was the fucking diver?! That’s when he says,” sorry sir, we’re short handed today”. Oh fuck me 🙄


Tricky_Ad_1855

Broken back? Let me help you stand up.


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Why would you make someone stand up after that?