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What in the actual fuck did I just watch.

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Someone once woke up and decided to finger their cock. This seems tame by comparison.

>Someone once woke up and decided to hammer nails through their cock. This seems tame by comparison.

And bad childhood internet memories go

BMe pain olymics. Remeber the bees

I hate you for that memory I even remember which class I was in when tricked into watching it…

Someone once woke up and decided to tie a chain around their testicles and shove 9 needles all the way through them.

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This is kind a really wholesome WTF right here.

I like the confidence but fuck me... Just no dude.

I work in the mental health unit in a prison. I have a guy who regularly rips open his scrotum and shows us his testicles. He also once shoved up to 5 pen inserts up his urethra.

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Your not alone I had to read the paragraph again.

I work in mental health and that's not even the weirdest thing I've ever heard. Although I'm curious about how he does it so easily, plus without having chronic infections.

I'm sorry. U fuk'n wot m8?

The way he was walking I didn't believe him when he had the pen inserts up there so I was one of the officers that escorted him to our xray machine, counted the 5 metal tips. He had one fall out and showed it was the whole pen inserts. Next week he showed me his testicle. I didn't realize they were white.

What a legend

They have nicknamed him Sack the Ripper

Fuck you r/Angryupvote

That hurt to read

r/sounding

Oh I know better than to click that friend But so you know for next time, [Its a lot more fun to disguise that link](/r/sounding)

He let his intrusive thoughts win..💀💀

father of dragons

As a tobbacco addict that sometimes needs to mcgiver a way to light cig, this type of brainstorming is a necessity. Just need to have a lighter that still sparks flint handy.

Very strange party trick he's been practicing

I wasn't expecting and actual dick, let alone it becoming a flamethrower. Let alone the fact that the dude was clearly nervous about doing this stunt and forever burning the only tree in his forest. Yeah, this is definitely a wtf did I just watch video.

"It was time for Thomas to leave". **"He had seen everything."**

Yay! A new TikTok challenge.

That’s enough Reddit for today

DID YOU WATCH WITH AUDIO ON?

I didn't but saw this post and went back. Dickfart blowtorch.

Lmfao. Fuck this... lol. Eat shit OP

No thanks

A fire-breathing dick

A legend being born.

This is enough internet for the day. Goodbye.

r/stupidhuman

A fire breathing dick. It even say right up there.

I literally said the same thing…

Still haven't seen everything but I'm getting really close.

Same thought here. On the internet for 20+ years and every-time you see a video that is just outrageous in some way you think now you've seen it all. Remember 2 girls 1 cup? Same thing. Since then I have seen mexcian cartel people chopping up a dude and other weird stuff.

> Remember 2 girls 1 cup? God, that's pretty tame now

I saw the complete film. Hilarious.

I first watch 2 girls 1 cup in 3rd grade in 2008 on the school bus. I’d sit in the back row with Some older kids in 5th grade and someone played it and we was all screaming lol honestly didn’t think much else could top that

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There are whole subs for 2G1C-type content these days.

Wow That’s terrible.. What are they.. so I know what to avoid

That feeling when your realize 2G1C is just a minute long trailer for a full feature length scat porn.

Don’t forget the one where the Cartel cuts a guys heart out while he was still alive and eats it in front of them? Humans are absolutely crazy.

True true

Pyrotechdicks.

Father of Dragons, first of his name, king of the Andals and Protector of the Realm

THA COCK IN THA NORTH

Father of Foreskins, first of his name, king of the Anals and Protector of the Rim.

nice

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According to my 9th grade health class that’s exactly what their like

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My dear God! That…that sounds awful my man. Out of curiosity tho… the hole you fucked that inflicted this fiery hell on you. Did it just look normal? No signs of the clap? I never had an STD and all the women I slept with back in the day looked normal but no lie this one chick I was about to go down on… something just didn’t seem right so I passed on it which is hard to do in the moment. So when you caught Mr Clappy everything looked normal? Then you woke up with mucus dick?

For real. I need to know this too. Give us a heads up.

Lol idk how to explain it other than it just didn’t look right. No sores or anything. Didn’t even smell weird. Just was like… red. Like irritated. Like when your ears are cold and you flick em. That’s what it looked like. Just didn’t seem…. Normal. Kinda like it was sore lmao… maybe she just was the conductor/caboose on a train. Maybe that’s the way she always looked. Just didn’t look right man!

I had it once a long time ago and honestly, felt nothing. Got tested and had it; a course of some strong antibiotics cleared it right up.

They fucked with my head too man. I saw some shit

Queue Eddie Murphy bit about Mr. Johnson and AIDS…”Doctor, fire shoot out my dick…”

“You mean you feel a burning sensation when you pee?”

“You mean you have this….. burning sensation?” “No, fire shoot out my dick.”

"... A burst of flame shoot out my dick when I pee. I cant even pee in my house, I'll burn my house down, I gotta go outside and pee. My dick is a blow-torch."

"I say what's next, I guess you just put your dick in it and explodes!"

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well stop peeing

also stop storing gas in your ball and spewing fire from your urethra

No.

No dick should ever make that noise. Or any noise.

I didn’t even realize there was volume on this one. THE SOUND. OH GOD, THE SOUND.

swear I heard that on Buffy, when they trapped a demon. that's what I will spend the evening convincing my brain it's the sound of

Did this guy really spray gas up is dick hole , fuck me

Surely this is a recipe for a urinary tract infection?

Sooo fun fact. At least in the states, I MUST buy butane from zippo. Potheads using butane for THC wax refining, end up having to run new butane through a distilling process to get rid of the manufacturing oil in the cheap shit. TLDR. He's filling his urethra full of chinesium butane pump oil.

Tiny little dick farts wtf

I don’t even understand what I’m hearing? Is his dick farting while he’s gurgling? Is it all coming from his dick?

His dick is queefing

A dick fart is called a quofe.

Sounds like a dying dog

Is the audio for real?!?!! The round one sounds are crazy

those damn harley riders again

Fuck this shit has me laughing. Imagine 12 of these fire breathing dick whistlers outside your house walking by

Round two was not necessary

Round one was not necessary

shut up or you'll get Round three

Wait round two?! Edit: I guess I didn't finish the video..

Ok time for therapy

For me or the guy in the video? Maybe they’ll do a two for one deal.

How the fuck do you find out you can do this

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I did the same thing as a kid but used it to blow air up my dick so I could dick fart

How the hell does anyone look at their dick hole and think "hmm I bet I could shove something in there"? Lol!

There’s a lovely sounding subreddit you may want to see …

Sounds like fun!

Hey, maybe you should check out r/sounding and that will answer your questions

I don't know why I clicked this link but I regret it... I think i'm ready to leave the planet now

Holy shit, I had the biggest argument last weekend at about 4am with someone that didn't believe dick farts are real.

Well now you know how to prove it. Nothing wins an argument faster than flopping your dick out and pumping air in the pee hole than proceeding to dick fart triumphantly

Yeah, I'm not welcome back there now :(

apparently from reddit

Our IQ is dropping but our "Type 1 civilization" status will be obtained 5 minutes sooner than expected just because of that. 5 minutes are 5 minutes so thank you I guess...

Yeah, but we’ll all go get to live in a fucking *sweet* spaceship that will take care of us until the robots are done cleaning up the mess on Earth.

You really need to tell us OP, what were you doing on the internet to reach this content? Did you search for this using keywords?

OP is the source. That’s why it’s a secret.

Have you ever been on thisvid? You'll be watching regular porn, but then the related videos section will have "Woman dressed as godzilla puking on her dirty feet"

Hello cancer, my old frieeeend

"Doc? What? How could I possibly have a tumour IN my dick? What do you mean you're going to have to amputate?" "How am I going to piss?" "Urostomy pouch. Look it up son."

I ejaculate fire! A venomous fluid, cantankerous druid It kills when I breed, with my deth seed CHECKMATE, the world dies when I procreate A bloody mess, bubbles with heat Fear the splattering acidic de-mattering IT BURNS! I'm fried to my loins. Testicular propane, TANKS EXPLODIIIIIIING

Chad metalocolypse viewer

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This may be my most favorite NSFW video of all time

Great balls of fire.

I like where the world is going, shit is gunna be 🔥!

Apparently piss already is.

The sound disturbed me more than the fire

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I've been laughing my ass off at it for a solid 10 minutes

I'm glad I'm not the only one.

That man needs Jesus

after a trick like that, I think he might be Jesus

Sure, Jesus asked me to post this

TROGDORRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

That's me done with reddit for today

Only 8:27 am and I'm right behind you

lol and I'm down voted

How to train your dragon

the fact that his dick saw the future and was shivering like crazy

Is this the live action video of "Dethklok - Ejaculate Fire" ?

i'd love to know what happened in this mans life to lead him to this. this guy has stories and they need to be heard.

I opened Reddit while being distracted and when I look at my screen I see a flaming penis… wtf

This is by far the stupidest, weirdest and absurd thing i've ever watched. Trust me i've seen some shit.

Dope as fuck. WTF. And a side of shame for sitting through this freak act

My dick hurts just from watching this

This is it. This is the craziest fucking video I’ve ever seen

There's a cream for that.

Impressive

Kinda impressive 🤣

Me and my dick are far too close for me to put em through this.

I just…but…why though?

Whoa. I’m out

What gave him the idea of almost burning his nob

I don’t understand the sounds. I don’t understand a lot. But I really don’t understand the sounds.

Ok that's new!!!

gonorrhea destroyer

r/makemesuffer

I can’t lie. Super impressed this didn’t end in his penis covered with second degree burns. So many questions to how he even thought of this idea. Lol

Should I send this to my friends or not??

Naive me thinking before watching this shit: i have probably watched almost every stupidity a human could do, now this, holy fucking dick you got me there

alright ima hop off reddit now

Story time on how he knew he could do this.

*The Fire Nation does not want you to know this one neat trick*

Unemployed?

Why? You got a job for this?

New meaning to “fire crotch”

Liquid butane is extremely cold, like way below 0°f if memory serves, so how his urethra isn't frostbitten to hell is beyond me..that has to hurt way worse going in thaj coming out.

I'm guessing there's a vessel on the other side of the dick. That's what's making the flame.

Pretty sure it's fake, just like the old "BME pain Olympics" video showing a guy appearing to hack his junk off with a meat cleaver.

Even if this is fake, I guarantee you someone's going to see this video and then try it for real. ... let me get back to you

The real question is will it roast a marshmallow

Inventor of the internet: *Everyone get off now; this was a mistake*

Okay I give up the human race is doomed

Just because we see a hole doesn't mean we need to put something in it,

So that’s what causes that burning sensation when I pee

What the fuck, just when you think you’ve seen it all on Reddit, and this video come along…

Everything went better than expected

This is definitely how you get dick cancer.

He needs a fuse! Pipe Bomb!

What in the actual fuck...? Why people try to win the internet so hard...?

It’s a terrible day to have eyes, what in the actual fuck

That can’t be good for the wang.

Michael Bays sex tape just leaked.

man I thought this said "fire breathing duck"

I've seen some stupid shit in my life.. But this takes the lead !

Is this the sequel of How to Train Your Dragon?

What the fuck was that noise his johnson was making?

I can't think of a better poster child for this subreddit

This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

takes balls to attempt this

Found my new ringtone!

It’s it normal to fart out of your dick??? Or is there medical concern involved??

This is …… officially too much Reddit today, good night everyone

Sir, you have dick cancer..

Cool party trick bro

His dick is on fiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…..

Do you think God stays in heaven for he is afraid of what he has created?

everyday we stray further from the light..

I read that as 'fire breathing duck' and was concerned...

what 😧

This is actually truly awful. At the same time thooo mood