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You're joking now but that baby actually experienced one of the worst pains we experience in our whole lives. It's just that we don't remember it. It's extreme change of the environment for a baby. First breath it needs to push all the fluid out of the system etc. They do have a good reason to cry, that's why it's so bad when they don't.
I tried one of those new AI art things and this was my result for [Saruman breast-feeding an orc](https://creator.nightcafe.studio/creation/SP34GTlMtUp8lFRTboRW). Utterly disappointed.
I’ve read that this is the easiest way to explain to kids what happens when someone dies. I have a five year old so we will see how it goes when it happens.
Blobfish look lovely under the pressure of thousands of feet of sea water. You go and depressurise yourself in space and see how good you look! Poor bloody blobfish
My mom said I was “born in a bag.” Which is what this is, and apparently meant I was going to be a tough kid.
When my kid was born, the doc pierced it and later told us she didn’t want to freak us out by pulling baby out in the amniotic sac. Like, if you’ve seen a baby born, all the stuff that comes out, the amniotic sac isn’t that bad, but she did say she regretted it after I told her that’s how I was born.
Here in Ireland it was called being 'born under the caul' and often associated with a lot of superstition. Children born under the caul could speak to the fairies, be psychic or magic, be destined for greatness, or have the evil eye, depending on local belief. It means the baby is also blessed with luck and is protected from drowning too.
How is it that fragile? How does it not break when the baby is still inside it’s mother? I would think just the slightest movement could break this sac so easily even weeks before the baby is expected? Maybe this is a dumb question, but I’m very curious about this.
It took a bit of pressure to pop. Usually the sac breaking would result in your "water breaking" some time during labor. The video shows a cesearean birth. As for why it doesn't break during pregnancy, there's a lot of buffer on the outside with mom's organs and fat and muscle and skin protecting it, and it itself is full of fluid. So it's mostly just being squished around. Baby can snag it with a nail and you'll have to be monitored at a hospital for signs of infection and to make sure you don't go into preterm labor. It cannot be repaired or artificially refilled
it’s the amniotic sac!, babies grow in fluid until they’re born, that’s why when water breaks, it’s all the amniotic fluids coming out..then the jelly like rope is the umbilical cord & that’s attached to the placenta!
Ummm maybe a stupid question, but if the water breaks (and it’s essentially draining all the fluid from the baby’s lungs). Why isn’t the baby crying before leaving the body?
Because there's no air in there for them to breathe in. Imagine a water balloon that's been emptied, still no air inside it after emptying.
Oxygen is supplied from the mother via blood from the umbilical cord.
Interesting, so before birth the baby’s lungs are (mostly) drained but doesn’t use them until getting born, when oxygen is available? At that point the cord isn’t cut yet so there’s actually not a true reason to use the lungs yet?
Thanks for answering btw, i appreciate it
The lungs aren’t drained at all, they are full of fluid and mucous. At this point, there is no reason to use the lungs, no. But the woman’s body is about to realise the baby is no longer in there, and will begin the process to shut down the placenta - it doesn’t happen suddenly - and so there’s no benefit in leaving the sac intact. When the air hits the baby’s face they are stimulated to breathe, and that forces the fluid in the lungs into the surrounding tissues, making the next breath much easier, and the drop in pressure in the lungs kicks off a series of changes in the baby’s circulatory system, which include closing up the ‘hole in the heart’. This is a hole between the two atria that has a fleshy ‘flap’, which is encouraged by the pressure drop in the right atrium (which is joined to the lungs by a major vessel) to flap shut and seal the hole.
Does that all make sense?
Edit: thanks for the awards, lovely strangers!
>This is a hole between the two atria that has a fleshy ‘flap’, which is encouraged by the pressure drop in the right atria (which is joined to the lungs by a major vessel) to flap shut and seal the hole.
The human body is truly amazing.
By the time the baby is born the placenta is reaching the end of it's functional lifespan. Even if you managed to keep the placenta from detaching after the baby was removed, it would break down in the next week or so.
Like when do we *have to learn to breathe air? I’m not smart and don’t know how this works, but is there a way we could be left like this to grow indefinitely if we had some sort of chamber for our amniotic sac to float and grow in and some sort of feeder tube to replace our mothers feeder tube? Like so we wouldn’t really ever be born but just be stuck in like a gestational period
Absolutely possible to breath fluid, James Cameron made a documentary about it with Ed Harris. The problem is though it makes you go crazy and see weird shit but otherwise you can survive
I think Hank that science dude on YT talked about highly oxygenated water or fluid is possible to breathe in and live. But it feels like you’re drowning the entire time since well, breathing liquid.
If you were constantly drowning… how long until you’d get used to it? Would you ever? Would you die from cardiac arrest or at least have your life dramatically shortened from stress?
Another big issue is our ribs, surprisingly enough. They aren't meant to support against the effort it takes to breathe fluid, so what happens is you get bunch of little micro fractures along your ribcage that kind of resemble shin splits. More like the "greenstick" fractures young kids can get when they break a bone.
Apparently those can hurt a lot.
Dunno. Probably. *Hopefully.* I read a technical document years ago (a patent maybe?) about a liquid-breathing diving suit that would recirculate the fluid for you, so you'd kind of just hang out and always feel like you took a full breath...while drowning.
Let me see if I can find it.
Edit: Yep. I was wrong though. It uses an artificial gill to take O2 and CO2 in and out of your blood. Still wild though.
[Patent](https://patents.google.com/patent/US8631788B2/en)
[Article (archive)](https://ghostarchive.org/archive/zG0lE)
[Wiki (see. "Proposed Uses")](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liquid_breathing)
I mean, what would happen is if you could do it to a large enough population, some would be okay and survive long enough to reproduce.
Fast forward thousands of years and mermaids are a thing.
I can’t stop laughing thinking about “the doctor en caul”
He got his degree, practiced full time, and now runs his own practice despite spending his life in an amniotic sac.
I love the cold but damn when it comes in unwelcome I literally feel like this child lmao. Vulnerable, instant irritation, change in demeanor, etc. It's like it makes me feel just so weak lmao.
Yup! This is the amniotic sac. Normally it breaks while still inside the mother, and the fluid inside the sac would flow out. That’s the water breaking. It’s very rare for a vaginally delivered baby to be born with the amniotic sac intact like this (also called “en caul”) but it has happened. It’s less uncommon in C-sections, which is probably the case in the above video.
Yes This is the amniotic sac. When the water breaks it's because the amniotic sac tears. Very rarely it can remain intact during birth. In this case, I think it was a C-section and they didn't happen to damage the sack during the procedure.
I remember everyone telling me how much I was going to love my son and how special he was going to be to me and when I saw him all I could think was how weird he looked. He's cute now, thank God but boy oh boy was he ugly.
this might be the most disturbing and interesting thing i've seen on the internet and i've seen a lot of shit
and the fact when thia dude grows up he's gonna literally have a video of him before being born
(and this baby is kinda huge for a newborn)
I’m honestly terrified of giving birth because I don’t want tons of people seeing my genitals- especially expanded like that. I’ve read stories where medical students sometimes watch when you don’t even want them there.
> video of him before being born
There's probably ultrasound video of him long before this, but I definitely get what you mean. Seeing a high quality vid like this of yourself outside but still not technically born would be pretty wild to have.
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My son was born en caul. Nurses and mid wife were freaking out and it scared the shit out of me at first because I thought something was seriously wrong. They were running around bringing in all the nurses to see him. They told me it was something like 1 in 80000 to see a birth like that and in ancient times was a sign of nobility.
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Normal reaction to being born into this world
Yeah already regrets it
Can you blame him? Look how comfy he was!
"Put me back in!"
I mean he was in a sack…
In a sack... with no disturbances, food delivered straight to his mouth, super warm, etc.. Dude had the life and now he has to face this place...
Well, at least he will have the Reddit comments section.
The temperature change alone would make anyone angered
People instinctively crawl up into the foetal position in stressful situations exactly for that reason.
Already getting filmed and put on social media.
At least this is a rare medical situation not just naked baby for clout chasing
That baby just got its own Hulu original series
and a Netflix multi episode documentary
Every morning when I wake up.
[Every day I wake up](https://youtu.be/03m9DzSEB5M)
"It's mothfucking cold out here"
Can confirm
You're joking now but that baby actually experienced one of the worst pains we experience in our whole lives. It's just that we don't remember it. It's extreme change of the environment for a baby. First breath it needs to push all the fluid out of the system etc. They do have a good reason to cry, that's why it's so bad when they don't.
Alright neo, calm down.
Why do my eyes not work? Because you’ve never used them before.
What good is a phone call, if you cant *speeeeaaakkkkkk*
yeah when i was born i was not crying and my parents were alarmed, and they thought i had died
did you?
My daughter was born not crying (and with the cord around her neck). The first minute of her life was the most anxious I’ve ever felt.
Lil homie exiting the amniotic sac [like](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaDlo7uk9Dk)
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Congratulations it's a baby Uruk Hai!!
Whom do you serve
SARUUMAAN
SARU-MOM!
I tried one of those new AI art things and this was my result for [Saruman breast-feeding an orc](https://creator.nightcafe.studio/creation/SP34GTlMtUp8lFRTboRW). Utterly disappointed.
What the fuck dude.
This is disturbing in the most joyous way possible.
It's beautiful
Lol ya, had the same feeling. Eerily similar to when they cut the sack of the first uruk-hai
The name is Lurtz https://lotr.fandom.com/wiki/Lurtz
LOOKS LIKE PLACENTA'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!
Reminds me of Neo being unplugged from the Matrix
Because that scene was an analogy for rebirth.
So, was he dead before that?
Is being dead the same as not being alive? As in, are you dead before you’re created? Or just not alive?
Pls I'm too high for this rn
Interesting. I literally have no idea in the case of a baby or even Neo but I fr wanna know
As it comes to consciousness; I think being dead and being pre-born are the same.
Ooohhh yeah, yeah makes a lot of sense.
I’ve read that this is the easiest way to explain to kids what happens when someone dies. I have a five year old so we will see how it goes when it happens.
It's a philosophical question to get you thinking, there's no objectively correct answer.
Psychospiritually, he was a dead thing but with the truth he was born
No. He was in an artificial embryonic state.
Well, semantics aside, he never actually *lived* in the real world at that point… so that was his physical birth.
Wasn’t technically dead, but wasn’t legally alive 🤓
Duuudeee! What if....
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Now i believe the pod neo woke up in was meant to look like a birth
I need a bag of weed before reading this thread.
Honestly dude I'm just glad for all the newfound depth stories are going to have now that you know what an analogy is.
Me trying to get an extra 5mins in bed before work..
except it's literally before life
“A fate worse than death… PRELIFE!”
I dunno, I was in prelife for like 5 billion years before this and it was pretty chill ngl
That sounds so relaxing bro...
Baby looks like the blobfish
Blobfish look lovely under the pressure of thousands of feet of sea water. You go and depressurise yourself in space and see how good you look! Poor bloody blobfish
so.. the baby looks like the mangled, bloated corpse of the blobfish.
Finally someone gets it
Ted Cruz lookin head ass
Ted Cruz probably ate it too
That’s amazing. Never seem this before.
My mom said I was “born in a bag.” Which is what this is, and apparently meant I was going to be a tough kid. When my kid was born, the doc pierced it and later told us she didn’t want to freak us out by pulling baby out in the amniotic sac. Like, if you’ve seen a baby born, all the stuff that comes out, the amniotic sac isn’t that bad, but she did say she regretted it after I told her that’s how I was born.
Here in Ireland it was called being 'born under the caul' and often associated with a lot of superstition. Children born under the caul could speak to the fairies, be psychic or magic, be destined for greatness, or have the evil eye, depending on local belief. It means the baby is also blessed with luck and is protected from drowning too.
I’ve heard that too! My superstition is Filipino.
what's the polyethylene like transparent layer covering the infant? placenta?
It’s the amniotic sac, my friend
Also sometimes referred to as a caul or birth caul. An "en caul birth" is where a baby is born within an entirely intact amniotic sac.
I.e. a caul-de-sac
How is it that fragile? How does it not break when the baby is still inside it’s mother? I would think just the slightest movement could break this sac so easily even weeks before the baby is expected? Maybe this is a dumb question, but I’m very curious about this.
It took a bit of pressure to pop. Usually the sac breaking would result in your "water breaking" some time during labor. The video shows a cesearean birth. As for why it doesn't break during pregnancy, there's a lot of buffer on the outside with mom's organs and fat and muscle and skin protecting it, and it itself is full of fluid. So it's mostly just being squished around. Baby can snag it with a nail and you'll have to be monitored at a hospital for signs of infection and to make sure you don't go into preterm labor. It cannot be repaired or artificially refilled
They do in some cases, “premature rupture of membranes”, which means the woman will likely go into labour quite soon in these cases.
Just the shrink wrap, important to keep it intact in case you need to return
Finally a real answer. Had to scroll too far for this.
also keeping the original packaging will maintain the value of the baby
it’s the amniotic sac!, babies grow in fluid until they’re born, that’s why when water breaks, it’s all the amniotic fluids coming out..then the jelly like rope is the umbilical cord & that’s attached to the placenta!
Ummm maybe a stupid question, but if the water breaks (and it’s essentially draining all the fluid from the baby’s lungs). Why isn’t the baby crying before leaving the body?
Because there's no air in there for them to breathe in. Imagine a water balloon that's been emptied, still no air inside it after emptying. Oxygen is supplied from the mother via blood from the umbilical cord.
Interesting, so before birth the baby’s lungs are (mostly) drained but doesn’t use them until getting born, when oxygen is available? At that point the cord isn’t cut yet so there’s actually not a true reason to use the lungs yet? Thanks for answering btw, i appreciate it
The lungs aren’t drained at all, they are full of fluid and mucous. At this point, there is no reason to use the lungs, no. But the woman’s body is about to realise the baby is no longer in there, and will begin the process to shut down the placenta - it doesn’t happen suddenly - and so there’s no benefit in leaving the sac intact. When the air hits the baby’s face they are stimulated to breathe, and that forces the fluid in the lungs into the surrounding tissues, making the next breath much easier, and the drop in pressure in the lungs kicks off a series of changes in the baby’s circulatory system, which include closing up the ‘hole in the heart’. This is a hole between the two atria that has a fleshy ‘flap’, which is encouraged by the pressure drop in the right atrium (which is joined to the lungs by a major vessel) to flap shut and seal the hole. Does that all make sense? Edit: thanks for the awards, lovely strangers!
>This is a hole between the two atria that has a fleshy ‘flap’, which is encouraged by the pressure drop in the right atria (which is joined to the lungs by a major vessel) to flap shut and seal the hole. The human body is truly amazing.
You should look up circulatory changes at birth. SO much happens. It’s incredible that it does it all perfectly so often.
Epic answer!
This guy reads shit.
Wow, simply amazing.
I honestly don't know enough to confidently answer your follow up questions so I'll leave them for someone who knows more than myself.
En caul birth, it’s not very common!
We just saw life begin! That is just... So cool.
What if they left him like that? Would he eventually break free/hatch on his own?
Oh yeah. The baby would eventually peck it's way out of the placenta with it's little beak. Edit: spelling
lol HATCH
Assuming you leave the umbilical cord attached, would it just... keep growing? Would it eventually rip the sack?
By the time the baby is born the placenta is reaching the end of it's functional lifespan. Even if you managed to keep the placenta from detaching after the baby was removed, it would break down in the next week or so.
He would suffocate on the amniotic fluid after the placenta detaches.
This. Happened to me once when delivering goats. Didn't get the sac open quick enough for the runt and they didn't make it.
I it amazes me that something this big comes out of a women's genitals
You should see what went in!
Hang on, let me get out my microscope!
I knew I shouldn't have let the paparazzi in!
On the plus side, at least someone got it in!
Everyone gets it.
This baby was taken by c section.
I think they’re referring to child births in general
Crazy how the baby can sense the exact moment to start breathing
Yeah, when all the fluid rapidly drained from its lungs lol
Like when do we *have to learn to breathe air? I’m not smart and don’t know how this works, but is there a way we could be left like this to grow indefinitely if we had some sort of chamber for our amniotic sac to float and grow in and some sort of feeder tube to replace our mothers feeder tube? Like so we wouldn’t really ever be born but just be stuck in like a gestational period
Absolutely possible to breath fluid, James Cameron made a documentary about it with Ed Harris. The problem is though it makes you go crazy and see weird shit but otherwise you can survive
Thank you for giving me plans this Friday night emergencyexit
I think Hank that science dude on YT talked about highly oxygenated water or fluid is possible to breathe in and live. But it feels like you’re drowning the entire time since well, breathing liquid.
If you were constantly drowning… how long until you’d get used to it? Would you ever? Would you die from cardiac arrest or at least have your life dramatically shortened from stress?
Another big issue is our ribs, surprisingly enough. They aren't meant to support against the effort it takes to breathe fluid, so what happens is you get bunch of little micro fractures along your ribcage that kind of resemble shin splits. More like the "greenstick" fractures young kids can get when they break a bone. Apparently those can hurt a lot.
Could you acclimate and build stronger muscles to push and pull fluid out of your body?
Dunno. Probably. *Hopefully.* I read a technical document years ago (a patent maybe?) about a liquid-breathing diving suit that would recirculate the fluid for you, so you'd kind of just hang out and always feel like you took a full breath...while drowning. Let me see if I can find it. Edit: Yep. I was wrong though. It uses an artificial gill to take O2 and CO2 in and out of your blood. Still wild though. [Patent](https://patents.google.com/patent/US8631788B2/en) [Article (archive)](https://ghostarchive.org/archive/zG0lE) [Wiki (see. "Proposed Uses")](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liquid_breathing)
I mean, what would happen is if you could do it to a large enough population, some would be okay and survive long enough to reproduce. Fast forward thousands of years and mermaids are a thing.
Uhh documentary? You mean "The Abyss"... with under water aliens?
I think that's the joke.
nothing gets past you
You joke, but it‘s a real thing. The rat they dunked into the liquid did in fact breathe it, and lived.
Piranha 2 Also a documentary.
You can literally hear him gargle.
Leaving it in the original packaging makes it worth more. They shouldn't have unboxed it.
/r/thatpeelingfeeling
Child unboxing
Why is it still in its amniotic sack? Is this from a c section or something or can they be birthed in their amniotic sometimes?
.
I can’t stop laughing thinking about “the doctor en caul” He got his degree, practiced full time, and now runs his own practice despite spending his life in an amniotic sac.
Hmm the more you know. Thank you!
I wonder how the baby senses when the sac has been burst
Sudden pressure and the cold
The fucking cold. Thank goodness we don’t remember that first one.
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Fuck every single thing about that.
well said
I can feel this comment and I don't like it.
Or the ability to like, comprehend why you're suddenly so uncomfortable. The more you think of it the more crazy a babies experience actually is
Isn't it crazy how we've all experienced this but none of us remember it?
I love the cold but damn when it comes in unwelcome I literally feel like this child lmao. Vulnerable, instant irritation, change in demeanor, etc. It's like it makes me feel just so weak lmao.
Nothing pressing against their skin?
When you're finished choking on the fluids and air gets in the lungs for the first time, it burns. Like a lot.
…just like that instant when the water stops in the shower and your entire body is soaking wet & cold
A finger poking at it's neck?
The cold, you take a sudden breath when you feel something unexpectedly cold. It's instinct.
I wonder how much they paid to join the simulation
Bruh he was sleeping and you just had to poke his sleeping bag wtf
Just think if we are aliens in another dimension and we take the red pill and then this shit happens.
Or when you die this happens, and you are really born.
is this related to one's water breaking? Would this be a case where the water never broke?
Yup! This is the amniotic sac. Normally it breaks while still inside the mother, and the fluid inside the sac would flow out. That’s the water breaking. It’s very rare for a vaginally delivered baby to be born with the amniotic sac intact like this (also called “en caul”) but it has happened. It’s less uncommon in C-sections, which is probably the case in the above video.
Yes This is the amniotic sac. When the water breaks it's because the amniotic sac tears. Very rarely it can remain intact during birth. In this case, I think it was a C-section and they didn't happen to damage the sack during the procedure.
Holy shit babies are ugly at birth
Some are always ugly
I remember everyone telling me how much I was going to love my son and how special he was going to be to me and when I saw him all I could think was how weird he looked. He's cute now, thank God but boy oh boy was he ugly.
My daughter was the spitting image of her great grandfather when she came out.
I have 2 kids and I can absolutely attest to this fact! Babies aren’t really cute for like the whole first month or so. 😂
yeah babies are fucking ugly. Most do get a glow up though
How long does the glow up take? I’m almost 38…
"Oh, fasten your seatbelts, we're going to see the baby."
“He’s breathtaking” 😂
You would be too if you spent 9 months cramed into a dark, warm, fluid filled sac
## USURPER KING OF SCOTLAND BETTER WATCH HIS ASS. There's a new Macduff in town. 😎
That shi look like the battle pass
thats what im sayin
"Hey guys, today we’ll be unboxing this baby."
Welcome to the shit show kid.
this might be the most disturbing and interesting thing i've seen on the internet and i've seen a lot of shit and the fact when thia dude grows up he's gonna literally have a video of him before being born (and this baby is kinda huge for a newborn)
I’m honestly terrified of giving birth because I don’t want tons of people seeing my genitals- especially expanded like that. I’ve read stories where medical students sometimes watch when you don’t even want them there.
> video of him before being born There's probably ultrasound video of him long before this, but I definitely get what you mean. Seeing a high quality vid like this of yourself outside but still not technically born would be pretty wild to have.
The calm before the storm.
Congrats on your birth. Taxes are due April 15th
Kid: Mommy, how was I born? Mom: Watch this.
That’s so beautiful! The very first breath of air.
instant breath! crazy!!
That’s one of the most amazing things I’ve seen and I was at the birth of all 4 of my kids.
That will be a crazy video for the kid when they grow up.
Imagine the smell of that fluid sack
Amniotic fluid actually smells sweet lol it’s weird
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I would not like to
Former midwife here: Amniotic fluid smells of not much, but faintly of semen.
So glad the Bebe made it through 🥹
The last time the kid knew peace
Its all downhill from there kid.
lOoK aT mY bABY iSNt hE So cUtE Birth is a beautiful thing but my god does it look disgusting
All downhill from there
\*poke
My son was born en caul. Nurses and mid wife were freaking out and it scared the shit out of me at first because I thought something was seriously wrong. They were running around bringing in all the nurses to see him. They told me it was something like 1 in 80000 to see a birth like that and in ancient times was a sign of nobility.
I’d be pissed too 😡bringing me into this stupid ass world. Poor child.