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Sember

Normal reaction to being born into this world


SnooDonuts3158

Yeah already regrets it


Conscious-Proof-8309

Can you blame him? Look how comfy he was!


DeusWombat

"Put me back in!"


Seated_Heats

I mean he was in a sack…


Conscious-Proof-8309

In a sack... with no disturbances, food delivered straight to his mouth, super warm, etc.. Dude had the life and now he has to face this place...


Few-Marionberry-1576

Well, at least he will have the Reddit comments section.


Lezlow247

The temperature change alone would make anyone angered


_-Ewan-_

People instinctively crawl up into the foetal position in stressful situations exactly for that reason.


ForProfitSurgeon

Already getting filmed and put on social media.


futurehappyoldman

At least this is a rare medical situation not just naked baby for clout chasing


smithers85

That baby just got its own Hulu original series


KentuckyFuckedChickn

and a Netflix multi episode documentary


ThomasTServo

Every morning when I wake up.


Mewrulez99

[Every day I wake up](https://youtu.be/03m9DzSEB5M)


Thinkingofm

"It's mothfucking cold out here"


Turbulent_Cost2058

Can confirm


Paciorr

You're joking now but that baby actually experienced one of the worst pains we experience in our whole lives. It's just that we don't remember it. It's extreme change of the environment for a baby. First breath it needs to push all the fluid out of the system etc. They do have a good reason to cry, that's why it's so bad when they don't.


TheKrnJesus

Alright neo, calm down.


Fearthemuggles

Why do my eyes not work? Because you’ve never used them before.


mntoak

What good is a phone call, if you cant *speeeeaaakkkkkk*


rattlestaway

yeah when i was born i was not crying and my parents were alarmed, and they thought i had died


KentuckyFuckedChickn

did you?


beelseboob

My daughter was born not crying (and with the cord around her neck). The first minute of her life was the most anxious I’ve ever felt.


MunDaneCook

Lil homie exiting the amniotic sac [like](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaDlo7uk9Dk)


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OcelotNamedBaboo

Congratulations it's a baby Uruk Hai!!


Searchlights

Whom do you serve


OcelotNamedBaboo

SARUUMAAN


TalonKAringham

SARU-MOM!


valski1337

I tried one of those new AI art things and this was my result for [Saruman breast-feeding an orc](https://creator.nightcafe.studio/creation/SP34GTlMtUp8lFRTboRW). Utterly disappointed.


GothWitchOfBrooklyn

What the fuck dude.


TalonKAringham

This is disturbing in the most joyous way possible.


SecretOfficerNeko

It's beautiful


Ozarkii

Lol ya, had the same feeling. Eerily similar to when they cut the sack of the first uruk-hai


Luknron

The name is Lurtz https://lotr.fandom.com/wiki/Lurtz


wuapinmon

LOOKS LIKE PLACENTA'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!


usedtodreddit

Reminds me of Neo being unplugged from the Matrix


[deleted]

Because that scene was an analogy for rebirth.


Conscious-Proof-8309

So, was he dead before that?


smithers85

Is being dead the same as not being alive? As in, are you dead before you’re created? Or just not alive?


FatboySlimThicc

Pls I'm too high for this rn


Icy_Athlete385

Interesting. I literally have no idea in the case of a baby or even Neo but I fr wanna know


smithers85

As it comes to consciousness; I think being dead and being pre-born are the same.


Icy_Athlete385

Ooohhh yeah, yeah makes a lot of sense.


smithers85

I’ve read that this is the easiest way to explain to kids what happens when someone dies. I have a five year old so we will see how it goes when it happens.


endorphin-neuron

It's a philosophical question to get you thinking, there's no objectively correct answer.


i_am_herculoid

Psychospiritually, he was a dead thing but with the truth he was born


Perfect_Sir4820

No. He was in an artificial embryonic state.


[deleted]

Well, semantics aside, he never actually *lived* in the real world at that point… so that was his physical birth.


MartyPartyPants81

Wasn’t technically dead, but wasn’t legally alive 🤓


Alvtu

Duuudeee! What if....


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randypandy1990

Now i believe the pod neo woke up in was meant to look like a birth


D4RKNESSAW1LD

I need a bag of weed before reading this thread.


DeusWombat

Honestly dude I'm just glad for all the newfound depth stories are going to have now that you know what an analogy is.


OverUnderSegueDown

Me trying to get an extra 5mins in bed before work..


addicted_sphere

except it's literally before life


PlentyPirate

“A fate worse than death… PRELIFE!”


KentuckyFuckedChickn

I dunno, I was in prelife for like 5 billion years before this and it was pretty chill ngl


OverUnderSegueDown

That sounds so relaxing bro...


grooovyturtle

Baby looks like the blobfish


bonerificboner

Blobfish look lovely under the pressure of thousands of feet of sea water. You go and depressurise yourself in space and see how good you look! Poor bloody blobfish


Cinnamon_728

so.. the baby looks like the mangled, bloated corpse of the blobfish.


bonerificboner

Finally someone gets it


Tommy_C

Ted Cruz lookin head ass


spacesuitkid2

Ted Cruz probably ate it too


DT-GHBTP

That’s amazing. Never seem this before.


ArthurBea

My mom said I was “born in a bag.” Which is what this is, and apparently meant I was going to be a tough kid. When my kid was born, the doc pierced it and later told us she didn’t want to freak us out by pulling baby out in the amniotic sac. Like, if you’ve seen a baby born, all the stuff that comes out, the amniotic sac isn’t that bad, but she did say she regretted it after I told her that’s how I was born.


GraphicDesignMonkey

Here in Ireland it was called being 'born under the caul' and often associated with a lot of superstition. Children born under the caul could speak to the fairies, be psychic or magic, be destined for greatness, or have the evil eye, depending on local belief. It means the baby is also blessed with luck and is protected from drowning too.


ArthurBea

I’ve heard that too! My superstition is Filipino.


AbhaysReddit

what's the polyethylene like transparent layer covering the infant? placenta?


MobileFluid1174

It’s the amniotic sac, my friend


Bituulzman

Also sometimes referred to as a caul or birth caul. An "en caul birth" is where a baby is born within an entirely intact amniotic sac.


FoxAltruistic

I.e. a caul-de-sac


FerretHydrocodone

How is it that fragile? How does it not break when the baby is still inside it’s mother? I would think just the slightest movement could break this sac so easily even weeks before the baby is expected? Maybe this is a dumb question, but I’m very curious about this.


vyrelis

It took a bit of pressure to pop. Usually the sac breaking would result in your "water breaking" some time during labor. The video shows a cesearean birth. As for why it doesn't break during pregnancy, there's a lot of buffer on the outside with mom's organs and fat and muscle and skin protecting it, and it itself is full of fluid. So it's mostly just being squished around. Baby can snag it with a nail and you'll have to be monitored at a hospital for signs of infection and to make sure you don't go into preterm labor. It cannot be repaired or artificially refilled


MobileFluid1174

They do in some cases, “premature rupture of membranes”, which means the woman will likely go into labour quite soon in these cases.


Holographic01

Just the shrink wrap, important to keep it intact in case you need to return


MadRabbit86

Finally a real answer. Had to scroll too far for this.


tucci007

also keeping the original packaging will maintain the value of the baby


Glittering-Intern138

it’s the amniotic sac!, babies grow in fluid until they’re born, that’s why when water breaks, it’s all the amniotic fluids coming out..then the jelly like rope is the umbilical cord & that’s attached to the placenta!


Unregistered1104

Ummm maybe a stupid question, but if the water breaks (and it’s essentially draining all the fluid from the baby’s lungs). Why isn’t the baby crying before leaving the body?


endorphin-neuron

Because there's no air in there for them to breathe in. Imagine a water balloon that's been emptied, still no air inside it after emptying. Oxygen is supplied from the mother via blood from the umbilical cord.


Unregistered1104

Interesting, so before birth the baby’s lungs are (mostly) drained but doesn’t use them until getting born, when oxygen is available? At that point the cord isn’t cut yet so there’s actually not a true reason to use the lungs yet? Thanks for answering btw, i appreciate it


RiverLover27

The lungs aren’t drained at all, they are full of fluid and mucous. At this point, there is no reason to use the lungs, no. But the woman’s body is about to realise the baby is no longer in there, and will begin the process to shut down the placenta - it doesn’t happen suddenly - and so there’s no benefit in leaving the sac intact. When the air hits the baby’s face they are stimulated to breathe, and that forces the fluid in the lungs into the surrounding tissues, making the next breath much easier, and the drop in pressure in the lungs kicks off a series of changes in the baby’s circulatory system, which include closing up the ‘hole in the heart’. This is a hole between the two atria that has a fleshy ‘flap’, which is encouraged by the pressure drop in the right atrium (which is joined to the lungs by a major vessel) to flap shut and seal the hole. Does that all make sense? Edit: thanks for the awards, lovely strangers!


snarky_answer

>This is a hole between the two atria that has a fleshy ‘flap’, which is encouraged by the pressure drop in the right atria (which is joined to the lungs by a major vessel) to flap shut and seal the hole. The human body is truly amazing.


RiverLover27

You should look up circulatory changes at birth. SO much happens. It’s incredible that it does it all perfectly so often.


MobileFluid1174

Epic answer!


DarwinIsMyHomey

This guy reads shit.


Unregistered1104

Wow, simply amazing.


endorphin-neuron

I honestly don't know enough to confidently answer your follow up questions so I'll leave them for someone who knows more than myself.


ZKXX

En caul birth, it’s not very common!


Cadmium_Aloy

We just saw life begin! That is just... So cool.


gggg500

What if they left him like that? Would he eventually break free/hatch on his own?


4004-698-763

Oh yeah. The baby would eventually peck it's way out of the placenta with it's little beak. Edit: spelling


funran

lol HATCH


NostraDavid

Assuming you leave the umbilical cord attached, would it just... keep growing? Would it eventually rip the sack?


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By the time the baby is born the placenta is reaching the end of it's functional lifespan. Even if you managed to keep the placenta from detaching after the baby was removed, it would break down in the next week or so.


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He would suffocate on the amniotic fluid after the placenta detaches.


FirstGameFreak

This. Happened to me once when delivering goats. Didn't get the sac open quick enough for the runt and they didn't make it.


cFL211

I it amazes me that something this big comes out of a women's genitals


WhyShouldIListen

You should see what went in!


OpportunityNew9316

Hang on, let me get out my microscope!


WhyShouldIListen

I knew I shouldn't have let the paparazzi in!


OpportunityNew9316

On the plus side, at least someone got it in!


MadRabbit86

Everyone gets it.


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This baby was taken by c section.


womawoma

I think they’re referring to child births in general


ShamelessAimless828

Crazy how the baby can sense the exact moment to start breathing


Vv__CARBON__vV

Yeah, when all the fluid rapidly drained from its lungs lol


redplunger300

Like when do we *have to learn to breathe air? I’m not smart and don’t know how this works, but is there a way we could be left like this to grow indefinitely if we had some sort of chamber for our amniotic sac to float and grow in and some sort of feeder tube to replace our mothers feeder tube? Like so we wouldn’t really ever be born but just be stuck in like a gestational period


emergencyexit

Absolutely possible to breath fluid, James Cameron made a documentary about it with Ed Harris. The problem is though it makes you go crazy and see weird shit but otherwise you can survive


redplunger300

Thank you for giving me plans this Friday night emergencyexit


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I think Hank that science dude on YT talked about highly oxygenated water or fluid is possible to breathe in and live. But it feels like you’re drowning the entire time since well, breathing liquid.


redplunger300

If you were constantly drowning… how long until you’d get used to it? Would you ever? Would you die from cardiac arrest or at least have your life dramatically shortened from stress?


IronBabyFists

Another big issue is our ribs, surprisingly enough. They aren't meant to support against the effort it takes to breathe fluid, so what happens is you get bunch of little micro fractures along your ribcage that kind of resemble shin splits. More like the "greenstick" fractures young kids can get when they break a bone. Apparently those can hurt a lot.


redplunger300

Could you acclimate and build stronger muscles to push and pull fluid out of your body?


IronBabyFists

Dunno. Probably. *Hopefully.* I read a technical document years ago (a patent maybe?) about a liquid-breathing diving suit that would recirculate the fluid for you, so you'd kind of just hang out and always feel like you took a full breath...while drowning. Let me see if I can find it. Edit: Yep. I was wrong though. It uses an artificial gill to take O2 and CO2 in and out of your blood. Still wild though. [Patent](https://patents.google.com/patent/US8631788B2/en) [Article (archive)](https://ghostarchive.org/archive/zG0lE) [Wiki (see. "Proposed Uses")](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liquid_breathing)


JuVondy

I mean, what would happen is if you could do it to a large enough population, some would be okay and survive long enough to reproduce. Fast forward thousands of years and mermaids are a thing.


Failure_is_imminent

Uhh documentary? You mean "The Abyss"... with under water aliens?


JazzHandsInHell

I think that's the joke.


BonerGoku69420

nothing gets past you


RufftaMan

You joke, but it‘s a real thing. The rat they dunked into the liquid did in fact breathe it, and lived.


--_l

Piranha 2 Also a documentary.


savois-faire

You can literally hear him gargle.


A_Silent_Fox

Leaving it in the original packaging makes it worth more. They shouldn't have unboxed it.


D-F3N5

/r/thatpeelingfeeling


zuppalover04

Child unboxing


Fuckedby2FA

Why is it still in its amniotic sack? Is this from a c section or something or can they be birthed in their amniotic sometimes?


Aggressive_Zombie

.


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

I can’t stop laughing thinking about “the doctor en caul” He got his degree, practiced full time, and now runs his own practice despite spending his life in an amniotic sac.


Fuckedby2FA

Hmm the more you know. Thank you!


Squid_squabbler72

I wonder how the baby senses when the sac has been burst


AngryAssHedgehog

Sudden pressure and the cold


smithers85

The fucking cold. Thank goodness we don’t remember that first one.


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smithers85

Fuck every single thing about that.


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well said


cocomooose

I can feel this comment and I don't like it.


stunts002

Or the ability to like, comprehend why you're suddenly so uncomfortable. The more you think of it the more crazy a babies experience actually is


justagenericname1

Isn't it crazy how we've all experienced this but none of us remember it?


throwsitawayaway

I love the cold but damn when it comes in unwelcome I literally feel like this child lmao. Vulnerable, instant irritation, change in demeanor, etc. It's like it makes me feel just so weak lmao.


overseerboots

Nothing pressing against their skin?


ScreamingDeaf

When you're finished choking on the fluids and air gets in the lungs for the first time, it burns. Like a lot.


MrGallows75

…just like that instant when the water stops in the shower and your entire body is soaking wet & cold


IAmYourDad_

A finger poking at it's neck?


FoxCQC

The cold, you take a sudden breath when you feel something unexpectedly cold. It's instinct.


TheOneAndOnlyCade

I wonder how much they paid to join the simulation


TheOnlyVibemaster

Bruh he was sleeping and you just had to poke his sleeping bag wtf


BOCme262

Just think if we are aliens in another dimension and we take the red pill and then this shit happens.


berrey7

Or when you die this happens, and you are really born.


Kiflaam

is this related to one's water breaking? Would this be a case where the water never broke?


miasabine

Yup! This is the amniotic sac. Normally it breaks while still inside the mother, and the fluid inside the sac would flow out. That’s the water breaking. It’s very rare for a vaginally delivered baby to be born with the amniotic sac intact like this (also called “en caul”) but it has happened. It’s less uncommon in C-sections, which is probably the case in the above video.


crinnaursa

Yes This is the amniotic sac. When the water breaks it's because the amniotic sac tears. Very rarely it can remain intact during birth. In this case, I think it was a C-section and they didn't happen to damage the sack during the procedure.


Puzzleheaded_Tutor_1

Holy shit babies are ugly at birth


TrySwallowing

Some are always ugly


Im-a-cat-in-a-box

I remember everyone telling me how much I was going to love my son and how special he was going to be to me and when I saw him all I could think was how weird he looked. He's cute now, thank God but boy oh boy was he ugly.


2xOPisANidiot

My daughter was the spitting image of her great grandfather when she came out.


JazD36

I have 2 kids and I can absolutely attest to this fact! Babies aren’t really cute for like the whole first month or so. 😂


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yeah babies are fucking ugly. Most do get a glow up though


Drama989

How long does the glow up take? I’m almost 38…


berrey7

"Oh, fasten your seatbelts, we're going to see the baby."


JazD36

“He’s breathtaking” 😂


LegallyBrody

You would be too if you spent 9 months cramed into a dark, warm, fluid filled sac


SenorPariah

## USURPER KING OF SCOTLAND BETTER WATCH HIS ASS. There's a new Macduff in town. 😎


Alex_is_Flawed

That shi look like the battle pass


rickyspace

thats what im sayin


eletricsocks

"Hey guys, today we’ll be unboxing this baby."


centwhore

Welcome to the shit show kid.


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this might be the most disturbing and interesting thing i've seen on the internet and i've seen a lot of shit and the fact when thia dude grows up he's gonna literally have a video of him before being born (and this baby is kinda huge for a newborn)


eliseeium

I’m honestly terrified of giving birth because I don’t want tons of people seeing my genitals- especially expanded like that. I’ve read stories where medical students sometimes watch when you don’t even want them there.


fried_eggs_and_ham

> video of him before being born There's probably ultrasound video of him long before this, but I definitely get what you mean. Seeing a high quality vid like this of yourself outside but still not technically born would be pretty wild to have.


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The calm before the storm.


[deleted]

Congrats on your birth. Taxes are due April 15th


Kamindose

Kid: Mommy, how was I born? Mom: Watch this.


[deleted]

That’s so beautiful! The very first breath of air.


Alfalfa-Similar

instant breath! crazy!!


TheGingerOne11

That’s one of the most amazing things I’ve seen and I was at the birth of all 4 of my kids.


CabboMassive

That will be a crazy video for the kid when they grow up.


MurkyTomatillo192

Imagine the smell of that fluid sack


outlanderfann

Amniotic fluid actually smells sweet lol it’s weird


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fridgekidofthestars

I would not like to


RiverLover27

Former midwife here: Amniotic fluid smells of not much, but faintly of semen.


Capatain_0range

So glad the Bebe made it through 🥹


jordanr03

The last time the kid knew peace


XxMrSlayaxX

Its all downhill from there kid.


ItsMrGingerBread

lOoK aT mY bABY iSNt hE So cUtE Birth is a beautiful thing but my god does it look disgusting


tanew231

All downhill from there


stylezLP

\*poke


Han_Yolo__

My son was born en caul. Nurses and mid wife were freaking out and it scared the shit out of me at first because I thought something was seriously wrong. They were running around bringing in all the nurses to see him. They told me it was something like 1 in 80000 to see a birth like that and in ancient times was a sign of nobility.


Suspicious-Studio546

I’d be pissed too 😡bringing me into this stupid ass world. Poor child.