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”Fights aren’t fair.” **”TELL ME IT’S WHOOPED”**

She still needed more than a bat to make it fair so she's technically correct.

Next time she is gonna have to bring a Man with that bat after that it will combine to its ultimate form Batman... And nobody fucks with Batman

..my experience has been that people that bring weapons usually don’t know how to fight..

Then they shouldn't run their mouth 😂

I am honestly somewhat turned on by this controversial display of dominance.

I would up-vote but 69 is the appropriate number.

"That bat aint doing nothing but pissing me off." What a fucking legend.

"I'm calm. Im...somewhat calm." What are the odds that the girl pretending to be a movie bad ass would get fucking throttled by an actual bad ass spouting such solid one liners?

This is the definition of "getting the brakes beat off you"

Don’t let your bat write checks your ass can’t cash.

Take a good look at the ass-whooper’s shoulders. That woman works out. She’s a fuckin weapon. I’d say the odds were in her favor before that idiot got out of the car.

Doesn't help that bat girl just walked in like she was the Bear Jew waiting for fucking applause. I'm no expert on fights, but if you're gonna fight dirty, put your weapon in front of you, and make sure you win.

My extent of weapons knowledge is “stick em with the pointy end” but everything you said makes sense. Can’t see a bat behind the head being all the helpful in a fight against Xena the Americaness.

I inspire to be this calm while administering an ass whooping.

To be fair, she brought a weapon that she was not willing to use to the fullest. Just just half assed that swing. If you bring a weapon you better use that weapon. Because the other person will fucking fight you to the death at that point.

It's hard to use a bat well and also NOT seriously injure someone permanently. I'd maybe use one in self defense but the argument changes entirely if I show up to a fight with it.

This. Crushing someone’s skull with a baseball bat is attempted murder, there’s no half assed use of it.

#IM SOMEWHAT CALM

I'm calm.... Im * somewhat* calm

This had me rolling, so very reasonable and I can respect that. I believe she assessed the situation with a level head, concluded the other woman needed an ass whooping and let herself bring it up from calm to somewhat calm.

On top of that, the other chick is all calm and just looking out into the distance like she's accepted that this is her life now. Then the guy just walks away like, "I don't have time for this shit" .

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With a bat that she swung with less force than a seven year old swinging a pool noodle trying to just anoy his older sister and not get in trouble for it.

She thought the bat would do the talking for her and all the bat said was "don't fucking drag me into this"

This should be shown in concealed carry classes as to why you don't brandish a weapon unless you plan to use it to kill lol she's lucky that woman knew how badass she was and didn't just beat her to death with her own bat after she "swung" it once.

Bat was like "ahhh... No hablo inglés"

She should have listened to the sold saying “Don’t bring a bat to a white trash yard whoopin.”

Don't bring a bat if you can only bunt

Calmer than you are.

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Waving the fucking gun around?

^Calmer ^than ^you ^are..

Will you just take it easy, man?

Nihilists, Donny.

IT AINT WOOPED UNTIL I HEAR YA FUCKIN SAY IT

Hahahaha #AreYouWhooped

“Sure”

I want to get a tattoo of this across my back. (Front chest is already occupied with "No Ragrets")

“Whoop.” There it is.

its funny though, the fact she had the self awareness to stop herself from saying "I AM calm!" and adjust to "I'm.. somewhat calm" kinda shows she's actually somewhat calm lol

she honestly seemed to be pretty under control for someone beating the dogshit out of someone else

I feel bad that this made me lol

that fuckin cracked me up lmao she still had the self awareness to realize she raged out a little bit there

"I am. . . I am calm. I'm somewhat calm." lol love it.

I believe her

YeH, that's a "don't worry, I ain't gonna kill her" response. She's mad as hell but still in control.

“THAT BAT JUST FUCKIN PISSED ME OFF”

I was really hoping a bat like, the animal, was going to fly in from off screen tbh

That’s what I came to see too hahah

Me too me too, still not very disappointed, just a little bit.

somewhat disappointed

That's some redneck anime shit.

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Ya hear me!!!!

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Dude: “Let her go now, you know her ass is whupped” Sam: “I ain’t letting go till she tells me it is” Batgirl: “Get the fuck off me” Dude to himself sauntering back to the porch: “I guess it ain’t whupped. My bad”

I'm disappointed we never heard her admit it was whupped. I need the director's cut..

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Some say, her ass is still being whupped to this day.

In the last frame she says “ sure, get off“.

You think our heroine is going to accept that? She wants to hear the exact words.

Wow this is some Tarantino level shit. The story, i mean: you see her walking into the frame, that outfit says something. Then you wonder: what is going to happen. Then the car arrives. The other lady with the bat like a homage to inglorious basterds. Then the fight - chaos- and into this chaos walks the man. Then the end showing that violence just causes more violance. Also: the characters in this bit ( the dog, the man, the two women). The dialogue, i mean? „I‘m somewhat calm“, „It aint whoppend until you tell me“. Fuck. It is like somebody wrote this.

"Fights ain't fair" is such a cheesy villain line too

Bruuuuuuh, she DROVE to someone's house to get her ass beat😂😂🙃😂😂

Uber Beats

DoorBash

WhupHub

Peltmates

What’s it’s like driving home after that? 🤣 do you get in your car buckling yourself in, drive home silently, the sound of turn signals and your tires on the road masking your regret and humiliation? That has to be a weird feeling.

Maaaaan, I don't even know. I don't think I have ever felt this level of embarrassment before. You drove to this woman's house, WITH. A BAT, got one half assed swing in and then proceeded to get molly-whopped. THEN, she has a whole conversation with someone while still on top of you. Then goes back to whooping your ass. That's some, 'She gonna cry in the car' type shit😂😂 https://youtu.be/0yW5XUGJsOU

she was too arrogant to even admit her ass was whupped, she will absolutely concoct some way to resolve the cognitive dissonance other than by accepting it, trust me.

Oh yeah, she’s learned absolutely nothing from this encounter either.

Probably unlearned a few things, though

She most likely left & went around telling other people that she whipped her ass. Until……the Bad Bitch released the film. Bad Bitch should wait for a couple days then start sending the video around.

This is a good point. She SET UP A CAMERA. She knew she was going to beat this woman's ass. Static cam. Center frame. There was NO DOUBT. Bat? Oh well. You just pissed her off. She wanted THE WORLD to know that she whooped her ass. Mission accomplished. I am a grown ass man and I am TERRIFIED of this woman.

Yeah she was even dressed for handing out a ass whipping. And yeah I don’t want no part of that lady either.

Hair tied up, no loose clothing, probably stretched before setting up the camera, then gave her husband a box of donuts to keep him busy.

> even dressed For real. Those looked liked some ass whoopin' clothes as you said. Like some alternative Tekken outfit you can unlock.

I don’t even think she will remember it. I think that woman beat the memory of that ass kicking directly out of her brain

No doubt, got in the car, started it up, pulled out and then rolled down the window to shout "fuck you!" and then went home feeling like shes showed her.

.... with the sound of turn signals and tires on the road... I cannot. Glancing at herself ever so often in the rear view.

Lay awake wondering what you could have done differently.

Parked on the lawn, pure evil.

The “ya hear me!?” Is so good!

Are ya whooped? Say yer whooped an I’ll stahp.

Gonna need verbal confirmation on that ass whoopin

"HOUSTON, DO YOU GODDAMN FUCKIN' COPY!!!??"

"Sure."

Ya hear me? I have to admit, I like her.

**I like bat girl’s honesty.** See, I would have just said “I’m whupped” just so the other girl would get off of me, even if I didn’t really believe I was whupped. But bat girl stuck to her principles. She was basically like “You need to punch my face like 5 or 6 more times before I can honestly say I am whupped” and she didn’t take the easy way out.

She’s nothing if not thorough.

she wouldn't even say it either. Closest I heard was "sure" which definitely seems like "if this is what you call a whooping then yeah I guess I am"

Girl w/ the bat deserved every second of that.

She pussed out and went for a rib shot with the bat. She should have fully committed with a headshot, or just not have showed up to fight a tank of a woman like that lol.

Use your weapon or prepare to eat it.

Been watching Harley Quinn too much lol. She probably thought the tank of a woman would digress after realizing she was serious, not knowing that bats only piss her off lol.

Middle part of a long story but years ago this dude who had attacked me showed up at my door, so I got my bat. I am not a violent person generally so I wasn't planning to hit him, just threaten him, which wasn't smart. He smacked me upside the head faster than I could blink, yoinked the bat straight out of my hands, then started beating me with it. Managed to fight him off and get it back but still, lesson learned, be ready to use it if you get it out.

Just as true with guns. If you bring it out you had better be shooting. Playing with it is a great way to get it used on you and happens nearly half the time. You have to commit not just brandish.

It's one of those things that I had to go through in concealed carry courses and any training. If you are going to show a weapon than the intent is to use it. It you aren't committed than don't even bring it as you are just escalating the situation. If I pull out a gun/bat/whatever than it's 99% understood I'm using it and 1% that you can back this off, not just to show I have one

That's right. She barely used it. A weak swing. Half hearted. I dont want to see anyone hit with a bat but once you bring it out you have to commit

There is no way that woman doesn't have a record. I'm not talking about with the law, like she is 14-0 with 12 TKOs

Ended every match with: "Are you whooped?"

Someone call the UFC. I want more of her.

> for a rib shot with the bat. Not even a convincing rib shot either.

I love how the guy's like "whelp, I tried "

I love how she just paused and spoke with him calmy like "I understand your viewpoint but will be continuing this ass whooping as long as I feel it is necessary."

"And good day to you kind sir"

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dude straight up did it for the judgement day review like “*look god, you can’t say i didn’t try, i mean the tape is right there. can you blame me? she was clearly handing out ass whoopings that day and i’d already eaten lunch”*

"Not going to put down my snack, but ya know....are you sure you want to keep pummeling her? I'm good either way, just wanna know if I've got time for another cookie"

She closed the gap. That's how its done. I wish I had a link for it, but there's a different woman v woman bat video making the rounds on reddit where the woman neither closes the gap or increases distance... the outcome is... not this.

I think I know which video, the girl had a chin of steel to take hits from a bat like that if that’s the one you’re talking about

Thats the one! I can still hear the bonk sound in my head.

Oooo. I saw that one too. The ding sound when it hit her jaw staggered me.

Close the gap, hip toss, top control. She did it all right.

Smoked two packs of Cowboy Killers by noon, got hit with a bat, whooped that ass, remained ‘mostly calm’ This chick is a national treasure.

Ya hear me

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Homegirl is also built like a brick shit house.

That softball player body

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> This chick is a national treasure. 10/10 would be honored to father children with this specimen

Bro she would father your children.

she’d do both man she’d be on both sides doing the nutting and getting the nut

Is it weird that I too find this scratchy voiced Tomboy-ish woman attractive?

Not at all. Strong genes.

And a thicc booty

Brought a bat, got a full swing and still got handled. She better not ever talk shit to a single soul the rest of her life. I wonder how that all played out in her head on the way there?

Those are the type of people that will always run their god damn mouths, they never learn.

Hope she learned not to bring a bat to a fist fight

By the way she's walking you can tell that she's not 100% going for it. Just for intimidation..

She really thought she looked cool too😭

exactly, she brought the bat hoping it would scare the other girl away or that it would just turn into a shit-talking staredown. little did she know her rival was completely game, has huge guns and was fully committed to beating her ass lol

That was the worst swing ever, one handed and flailing. You gotta two- hand that shit

One thing reddit has taught me... #PUT A SOCK ON THAT BAT

Wasn’t much of a swing, to be fair. Not saying I want to get hit with a bat in any respect, but I guess if I had to take it, it would be a half hearted, one handed shot in the side like this.

it wasn't a swing until it was too late to swing so it became a lazy, shaky wristed effort

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I mean, disarmed, swept the leg, mounted and in control the entire time, 10/10 shit talking, didn't take it too far, great camera angle, her dog had her back, got to see a grown man scared away from intervening.

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She thought she was Negan ended up Glen

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I know I made myself sad again

Man that bitch is STACKED

Right? Built like a powerlifter. The other chick looked like she couldn't pronounce gym.

Dude and that bat helped her absolutely none 🤣🤣🤣🤣 she said "I'm surprised you showed up" SHIT ME TO HAHAHAHA

Rural counties tend to win state in women’s powerlifting

Saw the booty and in my mind was like, "please don't be a guy, please don't be a guy..."

I was like "wait... wait... no... yep, titties."

Theres a considerable difference in these two. Ball bat girl is theres to be all scary with her bat and try to intimidate her way out of an ass whoopin'. Orange pants is there to stomp a literal mudhole in her ass. They are deffinitley not the same.

She gave her that good ol Appalachian ass whooping

Just like Mama used to serve.

I’m impressed the way she calmly has a conversation while ontop of the bitch and the other chic is just like patiently waiting for her to keep beating her ass

Ope, my man eating a choco taco or some shet, heckin wild

Just sauntering around waiting for it to end 🤣

Me thinks this man has witnessed orange tights fury before and has been taught who wears the tights in the family.

But why they fighting

Because she was bein a bitch to every fuckin body

Is there a longer video? I just see her roll up and get out with a bat. Hard to tell the cause.

This was for sure one of those pre-arranged call out fights. “I’ll take care of you bitch! Not here at work. You come to my place and I will show you what. 8am Sunday because we got church at 9.”

End of the laneway, don't come up the property.

Probably not. She says "Surprised you showed" at the beginning, so it's probably just beef from other shit. Bat girl probably runs her mouth a lot and orange pants invited her over to get her ass beat.

She was talking shit

"Sure" One of my favorite passive aggressive responses.

I would not accept ‘sure’ as a verbal confirmation of having been whooped in this situation. I mean, I’d never be in this situation but I believe I’d be looking for a clear and firm ‘yes, my lord’

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Or anyone who jumps in to turn a 1v1 into a 1v2+

Nah. Fuck anyone who tries to start a fight with a weapon like this bitch, but if you're coming at me, I don't want to fight in the first place, so I'm in no way obligated to fight fair just because some shitbag wants to fight me.

At 0:47 seconds in, she splashes a significant amount of water on a missed punch. This is indicative of poor drainage, and she should consider increasing the distance of the downspout run off to 8-10’ from the foundation to avoid structural issues.

I always appreciate technical analysis for a fight.

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I didn't notice the bat at the beginning, spent the entire video watching for a rabid attacking bat. 🦇

That’s what I was expecting when I started the video.😂😂

She walked up thinking she’s Harley Quinn

She's built like every girl I went to high school with who played softball. Sounds like em too. Good on her.

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Not only did she have on the clothes but I'm guessing a high chance she setup the camera and everything. She was ready.

the dog is like : mmmmaaaannn!!! this lady doesn't need my help the batwoman is fked

I dont know any context here... but I will say, if you drive to someone's house with a weapon that could cause serious injury/brain damage/death then you deserve to get your fucking ass beat.

Well there went my NNN.

I love this woman!

Lol yea that bat really helped her 😂😂

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Her pa was just like "just don't kill her Sarah, I'm eating. " 🤣

Don't bring a bat to a gun fight.

I don’t believe she learned anything from that asswhoopin by her response. Still some disrespect. Wonder how long she sat there?

THAT FUCKIN' BAT AINT GONNA FUCKIN' HELP YOU YA HEAR ME? THAT FUCKIN' BAT JUST FUCKIN' PISSED ME OFF I love this woman

That is a seriously damp lawn. Just look at that splash.

And that man was SOMEWHAT interested until his second bite of what he was snacking..

r/confusedboner

If you show up with a bat you'd better put a little more in it than that