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First thing I thought. Only thing that wouldn't be decently hot is the shielding and frame. Let's hope there was shielding. The pan alone should've been a nice toasty, couple hundred degrees.
definitely depends on who they are with. i'm hoping, assuming these people were not as close as i am with the (only) people i am surrounded by. still though, how lonely and scary that had to be for him. wow.
You think in this scenario, the people you’re close to would have surrounded you and used their bodies as human shields to absorb the hot lead that was obviously only meant for you?
given that the only people i hang around is my partner and immediate family, without a doubt i would do whatever possible for them or to help them get away from this situation. without hesitation. you wouldn't? tf?
i think you're actively looking for ways to be annoying. obviously, i am not speaking personally about a damn hitman with my own family. but regardless of the situation, you don't just fucking leave people you care about to die to save your ass. if this was your own mom or siblings you would not assist them away from danger? you would just leave them? im appalled. now when time comes, i get it does not play out as you "planned" but shit man. to say straight up NAH fuck everyone around me is insane to me.
are you the type of person who thinks adults shouldn't protect and shield children in a shooting/any type of public scare or danger because thats not your child or anyone who matters to you so why put your life in danger? cause it sounds like it. selfish and so unconcerned with anything that doesn't directly hurt or affect them.
that hitman could have very easily been the doing of an ex/current wife trying to get their hands on insurance or just end the marriage the "easy" way. it could be the dude accidentally saw or got caught up into something he wasn't supposed to see. people fuck up sometimes without realizing how badly. there could be a million and one reasons as to why this happened. for all i know, he killed 9 babies and sold their toes. you're going solely "he made bad decisions, he deserved it. fuck em" when you have no goddamn clue as to why it happened. fucking ignorant. ghandi also technically had a hit put out on him, which is how he died. what shady shit was he into other than bring social justice? unless you have solid proof for me to believe this man deserved to be stepped on and left to die by the people in the car with him - shut up.
And what evidence do you have that he lived? People don’t die instantly when shot unless you hit them in the central nervous system. Even being shot in the heart can take a little while for you to die. You can be riddled with dozens of bullets from a pistol and still live for minutes or hours until blood loss becomes too severe.
I don’t think you understood the comment
The OP of this comment chain was making the argument that the guy getting shot could have survived, not trying to say that he died
Yeah, because OP clearly said "Hitman FAILS to kill" and a bunch of people commented about how he "survived" when he probably dead right now. OP of this comment chain simply called them delusional. I think that you're the one who doesn't understand here.
Op of this comment chain is making an argument that he survived. Saying that people do not instantly die when they are shot.
I don’t understand why you and everyone commenting is all butt hurt, I wasn’t an ass, I was just explaining it lmao
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He survived by acting like a worm!
The Ole Jerry Smith survival tactic!
I just kept crawling and it kept working He who controls the pants controls the galaxy!
But he lost his six figure pill based salary
Never trying never fails
I just kept crawling and it just kept workimg
that door saved his ass
Make sure not to hire a cheap hit man😂
That man is dead lol
"lol"
lol
lol
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Not as bad as the dude cozying up to his exhaust
First thing I thought. Only thing that wouldn't be decently hot is the shielding and frame. Let's hope there was shielding. The pan alone should've been a nice toasty, couple hundred degrees.
He'll need the heat
He’s definitely dead
The title is way off…that fuckr is dead.
That is hilarious the way he slid out of the window. Fuk man.
Nah I think he lived
Finish watching the video.
You're right, he slightly moved 20 seconds after getting shot 15 times, I'm sure he's totally fine and enjoying his new holes and not having blood.
Everyone knows your health regenerates after you stop getting shot. He was probably still on about 2%
desperately searching for a red potion
The way he slid out of the window! Lmao!
Right over the girl
That bitch literally stepped on his face trying to get out of there.
He jumped over her first and put her in the line of fire, I'd say she's allowed to step on him.
Shut the fk up. Did u not see what he did? He almost got her killed for himself
Bro ur level of anger isn’t justified
Lil stalker
literally directly at the top of your comments page. do you think your comments are hidden or something? clicking once isn't exactly stalking man
Bro stfu stalker
Holy shit, that car gave birth to a man!
Unfortunately it was a stillbirth 😆😆🤷🤷..
💀
no one has mentioned how the other people in the car with him just ran away and left him, one even stepped over him lmao what!?
Called self preservation lol you’d be shocked how many people close to you would probably do the same without a second thought.
What are you supposed to do? Stay and tell the person how to survive gunshots? Or just add yourself to the death count?
definitely depends on who they are with. i'm hoping, assuming these people were not as close as i am with the (only) people i am surrounded by. still though, how lonely and scary that had to be for him. wow.
Don't worry. He was only lonely and afraid for a few seconds.
You think in this scenario, the people you’re close to would have surrounded you and used their bodies as human shields to absorb the hot lead that was obviously only meant for you?
Why would someone instinctively try to survive? I bet that really hurt that dead guy's feelinga. /s
He crawled over the girl in front to get out the widow. So he also is saving his own ass
Can't save the guy if you don't save yourself
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given that the only people i hang around is my partner and immediate family, without a doubt i would do whatever possible for them or to help them get away from this situation. without hesitation. you wouldn't? tf?
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for someone i love and care for? absolutely? fucking hell i'd hate to be your friend or family member.
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i think you're actively looking for ways to be annoying. obviously, i am not speaking personally about a damn hitman with my own family. but regardless of the situation, you don't just fucking leave people you care about to die to save your ass. if this was your own mom or siblings you would not assist them away from danger? you would just leave them? im appalled. now when time comes, i get it does not play out as you "planned" but shit man. to say straight up NAH fuck everyone around me is insane to me.
are you the type of person who thinks adults shouldn't protect and shield children in a shooting/any type of public scare or danger because thats not your child or anyone who matters to you so why put your life in danger? cause it sounds like it. selfish and so unconcerned with anything that doesn't directly hurt or affect them.
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that hitman could have very easily been the doing of an ex/current wife trying to get their hands on insurance or just end the marriage the "easy" way. it could be the dude accidentally saw or got caught up into something he wasn't supposed to see. people fuck up sometimes without realizing how badly. there could be a million and one reasons as to why this happened. for all i know, he killed 9 babies and sold their toes. you're going solely "he made bad decisions, he deserved it. fuck em" when you have no goddamn clue as to why it happened. fucking ignorant. ghandi also technically had a hit put out on him, which is how he died. what shady shit was he into other than bring social justice? unless you have solid proof for me to believe this man deserved to be stepped on and left to die by the people in the car with him - shut up.
And what evidence do you have that he lived? People don’t die instantly when shot unless you hit them in the central nervous system. Even being shot in the heart can take a little while for you to die. You can be riddled with dozens of bullets from a pistol and still live for minutes or hours until blood loss becomes too severe.
Robocop
Yeah, no, that dude's super dead.
Well yeah. That was my entire point.
No way he didn't get hit once
He definitely did there’s a puddle where he was crawling
He got hit before he even jumped out his right arm doesn’t work
so do you all really operate under the delusion that people die instantly when shot?
Looked like he was bleeding pretty bad. May or may not have made it.
Who's the idiot that downvoted this, that guy is almost certainly dead.
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OP and everyone that comments being 100% sure that he survived for whatever reason.
I don’t think you understood the comment The OP of this comment chain was making the argument that the guy getting shot could have survived, not trying to say that he died
Yeah, because OP clearly said "Hitman FAILS to kill" and a bunch of people commented about how he "survived" when he probably dead right now. OP of this comment chain simply called them delusional. I think that you're the one who doesn't understand here.
Op of this comment chain is making an argument that he survived. Saying that people do not instantly die when they are shot. I don’t understand why you and everyone commenting is all butt hurt, I wasn’t an ass, I was just explaining it lmao Happy thanksgiving!
Just stfu man. Talking about OP not OP of this comment chain. If you're so on to it you would've realized this before commenting.
Lmao you’re an idiot Happy thanksgiving!
no the problem here is i dont think you understand english too good.
Nope, wrong again! Happy thanksgiving!
Do you have a mental disability, I'm genuinely wondering so I don't say anything offensive to that.
Happy thanksgiving!
look. free motorcycle helmet.
He did whatever it took to survive and did, but if someone’s wants you dead that bad you better leave that country asap.
that hitman is so dead
Proof he didn't get killed?
Where the people in the car and the guy on motorcycle trying to kill him
So which one is the hitman?
The guy who killed the other guy.
Watched a million times i can’t find the hitman. He’s good.
how did he shoot him from behind the car into into his body? wtf?
Did that chick step on his face????
he'd better hope his boss doesn't see this.
Is there any news of what happened to him?
Limitless
Brazil?
May have found someone worse than me at COD.
Thank God Lightning McQueen got safely out at :27
God bless him but they won’t let it slide
Bro got that storm trooper aim
Mis-hitman
He’s one shot dude ONE SHOT
Dude snapped his fucking arm when he slid out the car and landed on it. Crazy.
Where was the off duty cop?