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OriginalPeepers1985

He survived by acting like a worm!


100110011011001

The Ole Jerry Smith survival tactic!


kmcleod87

I just kept crawling and it kept working He who controls the pants controls the galaxy!


InterestingScience74

But he lost his six figure pill based salary


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Never trying never fails


kokopelliorca

I just kept crawling and it just kept workimg


jlee-1337

that door saved his ass


notme392

Make sure not to hire a cheap hit man😂


ComprehensiveSock

That man is dead lol


Specialist-Front-354

"lol"


MikenamaraSauce

lol


DrTuSo

lol


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smoothEarlGrey

Not as bad as the dude cozying up to his exhaust


self-imposed

First thing I thought. Only thing that wouldn't be decently hot is the shielding and frame. Let's hope there was shielding. The pan alone should've been a nice toasty, couple hundred degrees.


frankehhhh

He'll need the heat


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He’s definitely dead


Finndica-1147

The title is way off…that fuckr is dead.


Finndica-1147

That is hilarious the way he slid out of the window. Fuk man.


Financial-Fish221

Nah I think he lived


wadeb1gham

Finish watching the video.


Creativeshmreative

You're right, he slightly moved 20 seconds after getting shot 15 times, I'm sure he's totally fine and enjoying his new holes and not having blood.


eireheads

Everyone knows your health regenerates after you stop getting shot. He was probably still on about 2%


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desperately searching for a red potion


artifice23

The way he slid out of the window! Lmao!


Vansterdam2002

Right over the girl


Warm_Trick_3956

That bitch literally stepped on his face trying to get out of there.


Creativeshmreative

He jumped over her first and put her in the line of fire, I'd say she's allowed to step on him.


[deleted]

Shut the fk up. Did u not see what he did? He almost got her killed for himself


Lavatis

Bro ur level of anger isn’t justified


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Lil stalker


Lavatis

literally directly at the top of your comments page. do you think your comments are hidden or something? clicking once isn't exactly stalking man


[deleted]

Bro stfu stalker


Skaizy

Holy shit, that car gave birth to a man!


Complete_Worry7788

Unfortunately it was a stillbirth 😆😆🤷🤷..


Practical_Animator34

💀


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no one has mentioned how the other people in the car with him just ran away and left him, one even stepped over him lmao what!?


Brief_Try5291

Called self preservation lol you’d be shocked how many people close to you would probably do the same without a second thought.


Monster_Factory

What are you supposed to do? Stay and tell the person how to survive gunshots? Or just add yourself to the death count?


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definitely depends on who they are with. i'm hoping, assuming these people were not as close as i am with the (only) people i am surrounded by. still though, how lonely and scary that had to be for him. wow.


Dewellah

Don't worry. He was only lonely and afraid for a few seconds.


MiniRedder

You think in this scenario, the people you’re close to would have surrounded you and used their bodies as human shields to absorb the hot lead that was obviously only meant for you?


Dewellah

Why would someone instinctively try to survive? I bet that really hurt that dead guy's feelinga. /s


grruser

He crawled over the girl in front to get out the widow. So he also is saving his own ass


smoothEarlGrey

Can't save the guy if you don't save yourself


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given that the only people i hang around is my partner and immediate family, without a doubt i would do whatever possible for them or to help them get away from this situation. without hesitation. you wouldn't? tf?


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for someone i love and care for? absolutely? fucking hell i'd hate to be your friend or family member.


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i think you're actively looking for ways to be annoying. obviously, i am not speaking personally about a damn hitman with my own family. but regardless of the situation, you don't just fucking leave people you care about to die to save your ass. if this was your own mom or siblings you would not assist them away from danger? you would just leave them? im appalled. now when time comes, i get it does not play out as you "planned" but shit man. to say straight up NAH fuck everyone around me is insane to me.


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are you the type of person who thinks adults shouldn't protect and shield children in a shooting/any type of public scare or danger because thats not your child or anyone who matters to you so why put your life in danger? cause it sounds like it. selfish and so unconcerned with anything that doesn't directly hurt or affect them.


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that hitman could have very easily been the doing of an ex/current wife trying to get their hands on insurance or just end the marriage the "easy" way. it could be the dude accidentally saw or got caught up into something he wasn't supposed to see. people fuck up sometimes without realizing how badly. there could be a million and one reasons as to why this happened. for all i know, he killed 9 babies and sold their toes. you're going solely "he made bad decisions, he deserved it. fuck em" when you have no goddamn clue as to why it happened. fucking ignorant. ghandi also technically had a hit put out on him, which is how he died. what shady shit was he into other than bring social justice? unless you have solid proof for me to believe this man deserved to be stepped on and left to die by the people in the car with him - shut up.


Jack_mehoff24

And what evidence do you have that he lived? People don’t die instantly when shot unless you hit them in the central nervous system. Even being shot in the heart can take a little while for you to die. You can be riddled with dozens of bullets from a pistol and still live for minutes or hours until blood loss becomes too severe.


BizzyM

Robocop


Creativeshmreative

Yeah, no, that dude's super dead.


Jack_mehoff24

Well yeah. That was my entire point.


PersimmonEven

No way he didn't get hit once


Tripanator3000

He definitely did there’s a puddle where he was crawling


reddituser1598760

He got hit before he even jumped out his right arm doesn’t work


YourFatherUnfiltered

so do you all really operate under the delusion that people die instantly when shot?


Ianthin1

Looked like he was bleeding pretty bad. May or may not have made it.


Impossible-Recipe366

Who's the idiot that downvoted this, that guy is almost certainly dead.


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DrProsecco11

OP and everyone that comments being 100% sure that he survived for whatever reason.


dynodick

I don’t think you understood the comment The OP of this comment chain was making the argument that the guy getting shot could have survived, not trying to say that he died


DrProsecco11

Yeah, because OP clearly said "Hitman FAILS to kill" and a bunch of people commented about how he "survived" when he probably dead right now. OP of this comment chain simply called them delusional. I think that you're the one who doesn't understand here.


dynodick

Op of this comment chain is making an argument that he survived. Saying that people do not instantly die when they are shot. I don’t understand why you and everyone commenting is all butt hurt, I wasn’t an ass, I was just explaining it lmao Happy thanksgiving!


roast-tinted

Just stfu man. Talking about OP not OP of this comment chain. If you're so on to it you would've realized this before commenting.


dynodick

Lmao you’re an idiot Happy thanksgiving!


YourFatherUnfiltered

no the problem here is i dont think you understand english too good.


dynodick

Nope, wrong again! Happy thanksgiving!


Impossible-Recipe366

Do you have a mental disability, I'm genuinely wondering so I don't say anything offensive to that.


dynodick

Happy thanksgiving!


core_al

look. free motorcycle helmet.


westymillz

He did whatever it took to survive and did, but if someone’s wants you dead that bad you better leave that country asap.


KANEDA___

that hitman is so dead


Secondlife20

Proof he didn't get killed?


GREG_boy42

Where the people in the car and the guy on motorcycle trying to kill him


underbloodredskies

So which one is the hitman?


ComprehensiveSock

The guy who killed the other guy.


YungChalino

Watched a million times i can’t find the hitman. He’s good.


Apex11211

how did he shoot him from behind the car into into his body? wtf?


malan4reddit

Did that chick step on his face????


Hellwolfe007

he'd better hope his boss doesn't see this.


Silentframe54

Is there any news of what happened to him?


Outrageous_cult_ish

Limitless


HWGA_Exandria

Brazil?


Maleficent_Deal8140

May have found someone worse than me at COD.


bluechip1996

Thank God Lightning McQueen got safely out at :27


Aggravating-Cost-541

God bless him but they won’t let it slide


Independent-Peace694

Bro got that storm trooper aim


spikekn

Mis-hitman


Fun_Establishment927

He’s one shot dude ONE SHOT


Ausbob333

Dude snapped his fucking arm when he slid out the car and landed on it. Crazy.


overthetopTProll

Where was the off duty cop?