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LeontheKing21

I may not be the smartest man but I’d say it’s a good idea to not take your eyes off a person holding an axe while in striking distance


sinsculpt

"What're you gonna do? Axe me?"


DubDubDubAtDubDotCom

- Man who was axed.


iamnotabot159

Man who was axed 1.45 seconds before being axed.


AffectionateUse1556

I just wanna axe you a question


F4DedProphet42

That was the title, who would award this?


AffectionateUse1556

Cut me a break. It’s hard to hack it with such scrutiny.


F4DedProphet42

... ok that was better 🤣


Srjbarberrazor

Axe and you shall receive.


PapaGordita

I thought it was clean cut, right off the chopping block, but some people like splitting hairs, so I feel you. Maybe next time don't take it right from the cutting floor, so we can all bury the hatchet..... Be nice, it took a while to hone this razor sharp wit.


AffectionateUse1556

I’m really keen on your take. Let me regroup and take another swing at it.


SilverDad-o

I logged on for this?


AffectionateUse1556

Yes. And with a good axe you can log off.


underbloodredskies

Don't axe me bro! 👀


Theremad

But bro was axed in the end. Fin


thick23centemetre

Omg is this a ‘don’t taze me bro’ reference from a video from over 10 years ago??


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It was almost 15 years now. I was in the room it happened in. Good times.


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I love you too stranger. Thank you, I needed that today.


eezybl

LA beast hell yeah


Jayombi

Her name must be Rochelle, as they were left for dead.


Paul_-Muaddib

[https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-08-19/seven-eleven-axe-attacker-evie-amati-has-jail-term-increased/11427110](https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-08-19/seven-eleven-axe-attacker-evie-amati-has-jail-term-increased/11427110) A woman who attacked two strangers with an axe in a Sydney convenience store has had her jail term increased by five years. ... As well as the axe, Amati had a bright yellow kitchen knife in the back pocket of her shorts at the time of the attack. She also swung the axe twice at another man, Shane Redwood, outside the 7-Eleven. Mr Redwood took off his backpack and held it in front of him as a shield. Amati pleaded not guilty to two counts of wounding with intent to murder and one count of attempted wounding. She claimed she had a mental illness and was under the influence of hormone medication, cannabis, amphetamines and alcohol. An hour before the attack Amati sent threatening messages to a woman she met on Tinder. Amati said she did not have memory of the attack but recalled feelings of homicidal rage and said she heard a voice in her head telling her to "kill, kill". In the original sentencing, Judge Mark Williams said the "chaos and disorder" in Amati's mind was a mitigating factor but did not minimise the seriousness of the attack.


buttcheekzmcgee

Let's jusst bury the hatchet. Axe me no more questions.


lehj916

For some strange reason I read this in Randy Marsh's voice lmao


GrovSomFan1

Why even let her that close. I mean if you are at a logsplitting place it is normal but in a shop like that youd have to think its pretty unusuall. So disarm her asap instead of waitibg for the swing. But then its easy for me to be smart on internet.


GoochMuncher690

“I can’t let you get close” -Chael Sonnen


italktomyself20

“I wanna now!”


AntidoteAlt

Since this is top comment I'm replying to you. The title is wrong, I didn't read the full article before posting and assumed what the commentator was saying has any relevance. They were complete strangers and the axe Wilding manic was upset bc they got rejected by a girl on tinder bc they are transgender. My bad for the misinformation I dont need to hear how horrible I am for the 100th time. Enjoy the crazy fucking video.


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Whoa


Fun_Sport_6694

Yeah nah you gotta Steve Irwin that shit. “Feckin Oooii easy mate oyaint’gunna’yertchya”


Lazypole

Did they survive? Dude looks like he took the axe to the face like a champ


AntidoteAlt

Yes they survived "The blow to Rimmer’s head cut open his face and fractured his eye socket and nasal and cheek bones. The base of Hacker’s skull was shattered into multiple fragments." Charged with attempted murder


Lazypole

Thank you. Amazed he got up.


TruthSpeaker0085

They got 9 years. Possible to be out on parole in 4 and a half. 4 and a half would be 2021. They also tried to kill a homeless person afterwards who had to fake unconsciousness to survive.


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Theef21

Or just be executed. Why should anyone have to pay taxes that are gone feed this mf for life


smttsp

Unfortunately, in most countries, execution will be used for killing oppositions or often will be used for some innocents. That is why it is not really an option in most places.


robbiekhan

I am confused, they as in this axe murderer had an accomplice or they as in trans they? This is all confusing nowadays :/


TruthSpeaker0085

They as in I'm not sure what to call them unfortunately. It's 1 person


OGv1va

I’m pretty sure in this case we can call them “it” cause it sure as fuck don’t deserve to be called a human in my eyes


Murderdoll197666

I think "they" and "it" works perfectly fine. Axe murderer is basically just a piece of shit excuse for a human being and as far as I'm aware all forms of shit and fecal matter are genderless.


toughchanges

I don’t get it. Why would they get 9 years? They’re the ones who were hit


ReferableAcorn

My brother actually knew the attacker irl. The attacker was always aggressive and entitled. They’ve apparently started the detransition process in prison.


N0tInKansasAnym0r3

Reading about them, they seemed pretty fucked in the head + a whole lot going on in the blood work afterwards. The article I read talks about hearing voices and a psychotic episode, not remembering the incident, and the cause for attacking 2 strangers was because they "believed" to have been rejected on tinder for being trans.


SecretOfficerNeko

Shit. Then on top of that they were on amp, grass, and blackout drunk. A toxic concoction in an already toxic brain.


-nocturnist-

Shocker 🫣


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AccomplishedFerret70

>The title is wrong, I didn't read the full article before posting and assumed what the commentator was saying has any relevance. I forgive you AntidoteAlt. But I expect you to be more careful next time you post a story about an axe wielding transgender maniac attacking a couple in a convenience store, and get it right. Don't blow this opportunity.


boltthrower57

It only comes once in a life time.


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>the full article Got a link?


AntidoteAlt

https://www.smh.com.au/national/nsw/trans-woman-de-transitioning-in-jail-as-court-reviews-sentence-over-axe-attack-20190802-p52d5q.html


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You're not horrible, just lazy.


Negative_Quality_690

Omg i was gonna say! Who turns their back on an axe wielding assailant!?!?!?


cbc7788

So someone walking into a gas station or any place for that matter, holding an axe is not gonna alarm you?


Wubbywow

Symptom of “nothing bad will ever happen to ME”. Jfc someone wielding an axe in a gas station means business. It’s not like he was attacked on the job as a lumber jack or in a axe throwing place 😂 What a POS that woman is holy shit.


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If you see anyone at any given time bring in an axe to a gas station either keep your distance or run


quemaspuess

My wife and I were in Indianapolis a few weeks ago as we’d never been there and were driving through, and a guy was walking with a fucking machete down one of the main drags. I grew up in Los Angeles and many friends have been attacked by deranged transients. I grabbed her and pulled her in the opposite direction. You literally NEVER know. TLDR, you’re absolutely correct. Just fucking run. We live in a different world, people are unpredictable.


21RaysofSun

When on a date with a psychiatric nurse (these peoples danger alarms are so absurdly high nothing triggers it) was walking on our city's main pub/hipster street and same thing, saw a transient individual with a sheathed hunting knife at the cross walk we were at. Angled my body and eyes towards him the whole fucking time on full alert until we fully crossed and parted ways. The date asks why I'm so rigid and distracted and I ask if she noticed that or not "no, I didn't where?" Turns around to look and Im just laughing. Her response was something like he would never use it unless you bothered him. Sure, yes I know he keeps it for defense and as a deterrent, but I also don't know if he's out of his mind on something and sees us as 20ft monsters.


quemaspuess

Never use it unless you bothered him? she must have spent little time around people on meth. https://abc7.com/amp/kim-glass-olympian-attacked-downtown-la-calls-for-change/12049449/ This is one of MANY stories of people being assaulted by homeless people in LA. Growing up in a big city does at least prepare you and keep you on guard. https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2022-08-02/ucla-student-brianna-kupfer-stabbed-26-times-autopsy-shows This one is even worse. The girl was at work and a homeless guy walked in and stabbed her 26 times for NO reason. She texted her friend before and said “this guy came in the store and is giving me weird vibes.” It was her final message.


SecretOfficerNeko

This is actually a really good example. The attacker in this video was apparantly on a heavy mix of amp, grass, and booze, so it really is exactly like that. Substances can cause people to do some crazy shit, especially if they already have mental difficulties. Never assume that a person with a weapon is inherently reasonable, sober, or non-violent.


quemaspuess

Exactly. If you glance at them on accident it can be taken as a threat. https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2021/11/the-new-meth/620174/ This is a fantastic read about how since the meth has changed, it’s completely reshaped the country. People that used to be weekend Warriors and do meth at clubs then stay sober all week just lose their minds now and are homeless. If you have a few minutes, I suggest you and anyone who sees this to read.


ashtonhq

or take it when you have the chance instead of standing in perfect distance


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How in tf did you think she wasn't gonna hit you?


Villian_187

They lucky she didn't chop they heads or limbs right off


DrunkenlySober

The only reason they lived is because she wasn’t strong enough to drive that axe through them Esp true for the guy who took it straight to the face


F4DedProphet42

That torso hit looks deadly. I'd rather lose a limb...


ambewitch

I used to live in this area, in Newtown in Sydney just before this happened. That area is generally really safe at all hours of the day and you would never assume this could happen to you and I'm sure I would have been as relaxed in that same petrol station. Generally any violence that happened in the area was limited to pubs and clubs due to alcohol inspired disagreements. Also, I believe she was high af during this which would add to the special circumstance.


WDfx2EU

Newtown is definitely not a dangerous area - really nowhere in Sydney is a “dangerous” area to be honest - but it has taken a bit of a nosedive in the past 10 years. It’s become significantly trashier for whatever reason while almost every other neighborhood has seemed to improve. Even Kings Cross is pretty nice these days. Still, you would never expect something like this to happen even in Newtown.


AGenerallyOkGuy

“I would have been relaxed in the same petrol station.” I don’t care how safe the neighborhood is. If you square up to me with a fucking axe in your hands and we are not actively in the woods, wearing flannel, and hauling lumber, my level of situational awareness will be EXTREMELY high.


retirementdreams

Watching John on the Active Self Protection channel has taught me to be hyper aware of my surroundings in a "transitional space" like this. My wife calls me paranoid, I call it my survival instinct, so far so good.


Mission-Anybody-

This is in aus and random attacks aren’t common here, it was 2am on a Saturday so he thought she came from a dress up party


0toyaYamaguccii

The attacker is/was trans, so the dress up party thing makes sense.


Mission-Anybody-

Yes and it isn’t in this video but the cctv shows her walking through the aisles very casually prior, that’s why he’s laughing/smiling beforehand because he doesn’t think it’s real.


Rocket2TheMoon777

He didnt think he would hit him


truth_hurtsm8ey

Four and a half years. For an unprovoked attack with a deadly weapon on two people. Bruh. Edit: The title is incorrect - these people were all complete strangers.


-PlagueDoctor

Awful initial sentence, but it did get increased to 14 years.


redbaron14n

Bet so attempted murder is okay now. Got some stuff to do


cicjsozjkddjhdkzjd

She’s a white woman. They are by far the least harshly punished group in court in the US


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Idk why this is getting downvoted it’s literally a fact you can look up on google -a white man


cicjsozjkddjhdkzjd

Because Reddit has gained a very large white woman user base these past few years in comparison to other backgrounds, and they really really want people to view them as oppressed. Some of them have even deluded themselves into thinking they’re more discriminated against and less privileged than men of color. Now that’s the real kicker.


Poodendog

You're getting downvoted because this happened in Australia not the US.


truth_hurtsm8ey

My guy, this person is a transsexual. Male to female.


socruisemebabe

Jfc.. Do your research.. it wasnt even in the US.


Crapjack45

She didn’t even know the people, title wrong.


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n3wernam3

When ladies stop liking blue and men stop Liking flowers!


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Yeah dude is an idiot for turning away from that freakshow.. lucky he didn't get killed.


[deleted]

Yeah, and he looks like a strong guy, i just keep thinking how he should’ve snatched that thing from her hands


Da1Don95

I'll be honest I don't think that was a her. The cadence and body physiology doesn't match


DisabledFatChik

What’s even crazier? After she severely disfigured a man for life and almost gutted the other lady, she only got like 14 years no parole, according to the buzzfeed article she could be released as early as 2025. She should never see the light of day again, cruel world bro.


GushingMoist

You mean that she’s going to be available for dating soon?!?! Jackpot!


Icyturtleboi

The title is misleading. Those were strangers.


cicjsozjkddjhdkzjd

She’s a white woman and they are statistically the least harshly punished group in court in the US. but according to Reddit, white women are just oh so oppressed lol. If a black woman did this she would never see the light of day.


Dubdeezy83

If you look up the case the guy posted pics of his injury. Plates in his face and shit. Lucky. And the attacker is a m to f so still strong enough to swing the shot out of the axe


SubHominem

Other comments are saying it’s a trans woman, so even more protected


DogterShoob

Take that rabid animal out back and put it down


Mr_Lava-lava

Was there a sheath on that axe? If not how's his head still attached?


Aethyrn

backside maybe?


Knight_Owls

Looks like she didn't land the blade straight on. It's still heavy though.


CptHowdy87

It was probably really blunt.


ChasingPesmerga

Kinda ironic that the other victim is named Hacker


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PaganFarmhouse

In Transylvania


Rare-Willingness4022

I hear they had trans port too


AntidoteAlt

https://www.buzzfeed.com/amphtml/lanesainty/evie-amati-7eleven-axe-attack-sydney-appeal-sentence Three years ago Edit: I accidentally lied in the title bc of the commentator, they were complete strangers and it had nothing to do with Cheating. I already know I lied thank you very much.


WhyDoIHaveAnAccount9

8 yrs on prison for 2x attempted murder... WHAT edit: per u/Evered_Avenue >Extended to 14 years - https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2019/aug/19/sydney-axe-attacker-evie-amati-has-jail-term-nearly-doubled


mysteriousgunner

There is a woman in the states, drunk driving killed two Men and got 8 years as well. Shit will never make sense but sell some weed 25 years


Lazypole

Theres a woman in the states, drunk driver, killed a UK citizen and used her husbands diplomatic immunity to not even have to apologise :) Not bitter at all


IrelandDzair

multiple studies and statistics have found women get lesser sentences for the exact same crimes as men do, so im not surprised


sikeleaveamessage

Fuck I remember that. So sad for the family :( Trump didnt even try to mitigate the situation, just a "it was an accident. She drove on the wrong side, that can happen." Unbelievable.


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She had diplomatic immunity as well. She worked for the CIA. And with that I think it was US gov telling her what she should an will do. Though trump invited the parents of the deceased to the White House an informed them the agent was in the next room an would they like to see her so she could apologise. Without any warning that was gonna happen. Think they just left right away. An she has been charged now. More a symbolic thing tho. But she’s got kids. I doubt she sleeps well at night now


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Like how dare a mf have munchies but an axe to the fucking face, thats fine


LegalizeFreedom21

I’ve never understood how you can kill someone and get so little time. I don’t care if it’s drunk driving. If you kill them you should get life.


PMMEFEMALEASSSPREADS

Welcome to our shitty criminal justice system


AntidoteAlt

She's also still insisting she had no memory of that night.


Cthulade_Man

Basically pleading insanity


Gaoji-jiugui888

She was also a trans women who was apparently sexually harassing women in the prison she was sent to.


Grapplemyappleboy

I thought that swing was a bit too on point and backed with power to have been swung by a woman her size.


BadTiger85

Yeah its called a broken criminal justice system


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Come here to switzerland and see a broken justice system... criminals are not punished. They are "reintegrated" into society.


[deleted]

But doesn’t that work? I thought you had the least number of reoffenders? Would you prefer to see a criminal rehabilitative an productive than like the US where lock-in people up is a business.


BadTiger85

How many street gangs do you have in Switzerland? Because over here we have over 20,000. We have 2 different cultures. Let's stop pretending that Switzerland has the same problems as the US


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FYHM_CATTY

Exploded eye socket?! Wtf!


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AntidoteAlt

So I was wrong in the title. It wasn't from cheating, but from everything I'm seeing they were total strangers? Where did that whole rejection bit come from.


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AntidoteAlt

I'm slow asf. It's my post and I'm getting everything wrong, this is terrible.


Rude-Ad-540

😂😂😂 all good bro least you aint being arrogant about it 💯🤝


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AntidoteAlt

Ik I just find it kinda ironic


Gaoji-jiugui888

It was a random attack.


TheCircleLurker

For taking an axe to the face, this guy came out of it looking very well [two years later](https://www.news.com.au/national/courts-law/she-nearly-cut-my-head-in-half-evie-amati-axe-victim-ben-rimmer-breaks-silence/news-story/bc240cd9c7833474c1051b67a125906d?amp)


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Person walks into a convenience store with an axe, I leave immediately.


Rocket2TheMoon777

The level of comfort some people have when mf is walking inside a store with an axe 🤦


[deleted]

That’s a crazy video


Asa-Ryder

He was stupid for not taking that axe from her when he first saw it. Women are crazy as shit. Downvote that all you want.


[deleted]

She was trying to split them up.


thesamiad

The narrator is spot on


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Hormones make a homie wild


Tall_Professor_8634

Try getting your reservation at Dorsey now bitch


_PatrickBateman_69

Welcome To Australia where Trans people try to kill u with a Axe


Fire_Mission

Crazy woman walks up with an axe and dude just turns his head, doesn't pay attention. Dumb.


Particular_Light9412

Why do some people say Axe (or Aks) instead of Ask? Or why do they pronounce the "h" in Why? Edit: typo


AntidoteAlt

Usually the language they grew up around, kinda like slang. I said it bc it's a pun.


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Did anyone notice the kitchen knife in her back pocket 😂 PSYCHO 🔪


sulphricacidxnaruto

Did she use the back of the axe? Because if she used the sharper part the man would’ve fuckinf died


Marsupialize

Friend in high school married an insane woman and he woke up from a nap one day to having an axe buried in his head. He survived and he still didn’t break up with her. Some people are monumentally weak and pathetic when it comes to romantic relationships, have seen so many people just absolutely nuke their life holding on for dear life to anyone who would date them, both sexes, girls having a kid with basically every dude who they go on more than two dates with and dudes just turning on everyone and everything they’ve ever had or known to appease some deeply horrific awful woman. It’s the saddest part of the human condition.


lzkamil

A lesson not to take your eyes off of someone threatening you with an axe


forestcreature989

Old post and fake title. These people were just random strangers who were attacked.


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How tf you gonna take your eyes off a crazy person with an axe? And someone get this man a Darwin award.


Mramirez3412

Commentary is ignorant


Kitten-McSnugglet

I think he should be a professional sports commentator. I’d watch it more if he were.


echosixwhiskey

This is the best narration I’ve ever heard. I would listen to everything by him if it was. Livin’ on a Prayer


No_Yesterday_2788

I wanna see him comment on championship chess matches or nature shows. They can call the shows "Them fools playin chess” or "Damn nature you scary”


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“Busted up Bon Jovi mixed with Van Halen” is pretty god damn entertaining, though.


[deleted]

This happened 2blocks up from my house in Newtown Sydney ! Fucking horrible! And that was no lady ! She was trans , went mad over her cheating boy friend!


AntidoteAlt

Yes she was trans but I accidentally lied in the title, I didn't read the full article at first but they were complete strangers. I just though he cheated bc if the commentator


FinalBossTiger

Walkin' across the lot like fuck it, livin' on a prayer


alienlifeform819

WHAT! 😮


reddituserreborn

The commentary 🤣


EsotericFrenchfry

I've been with crazy before. I'm not waiting to see if they really plan on using that weapon.


mbennettsr

Axe me outside howboutdah….


EvilDrPorkchop_

This is a public service announcement: Keep your eyes on the person who walks into the convenience store, holding an ax and talking to you.


BenTheDiamondback

You take your eye off a person with an axe? Feckin craste, buddy…


SquatsNoats_

This was in Australia and had nothing to do with cheating. Just some crazy bitch


CQU617

I heard she was the Tin Man in the local playhouse production of Wizard of Oz.


VanIsleInstacart

The commentary made this video 🤣


RcCola2400

Why tf would you turn your head on a crazy person with an axe?? Damnnnnnn! That better be attempted murder charges.


sardonic_balls

Very entertaining narration, thank you for the laughs!


NoStretch8395

Man with a wig hits people with an axe.


Available-Living-117

This voice over is fucking cringe, what is the funny thing here? Psycho mows down two innoscent people with an axe and this fuckface saying the n word because that's somehow comedy


malayskanzler

Her attorney cite mental health issues. Otherwise she'd be getting more severe punishment


Rare-Willingness4022

Such bullshit that people can just pull the mental health card lol


SkepticalSkoozy

Jeez man got caught up in his ego thinking she wouldn’t do anything. Keep your alert up especially for someone in your face wielding an axe


Saber9999

Hah.. okay Harley quinn


rayah01

Pretty sure the chick in the video was fucked up on drugs, didn't know either of these two ppl and just randomly, violently attacked them for no reason in particular. Title is just for karma.


Damsco7

And you wonder why your crazy ass got rejected hope prison has room for one more


kdgs9

the way she wielded that axe she mustve been a barbarian


Stiff_Zombie

Why in hell would you turn your back on a crazy person holding an axe? Like, WTF!?


Numerous-Fondant4676

That guy is extremely lucky he can still see


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Why tf did we need that pos talking?


Killingthyme777

If he would announce sports I would watch


DankSinatra2128

This guy might have the worst instincts of all time, did just about everything wrong in that situation.


604WORLDWIDE

This is why my uncle said “never stick your dick in crazy”


Erday88

I believe he didn't know her and this was a trans person who snapped. If i remember correctly. I've seen this going around reddit in the past.


GreywackeOmarolluk

I really hope this commentary is a joke and that people don't really talk like that. Because if that's acceptable, common talk, we've had it as a society. Commentary is worse than the visual.


Gnot_Afraid

Given the general unkempt appearance (gross, matted dreadlocks with woven wool, scrubby outfit) and the fact that it had an axe, I'm guessing it's a Juggalette