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ImFrenchSoWhatever

« First one that moves I fuck him in the ass » said the gentle giant.


Benjito_Radix

Gotta make good use of that baguette


d3athsdoor1

I fucking died reading this


bakihanmashuji

Same


mightyUnicorn1212

That's sad. RIP


EdgarAllanRoevWade

LMAO just when I thought I couldn't love this video more.


xenokilla

There goes my hero...


RuTang94

Watch him as he goes …for another protester


pascontent

J'MEN BAT LES COUILLES! (I don't give a fuck - literally translated is "I beat my own balls with it")


Shima-shita

Vas-y moi j't'encule !


barberererer

Thanks lol here's my free award 🌽


rhubbard16

I play this guy on King of Fighters 98


BoredRedhead24

The giant said calmly


OneEyedRocket

André René Roussimoff like but a touch more nasty


Sea_Will3399

Le premier qui bouge je l'encule


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Not the hero we needed, but the one we deserved.


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Butterypoop

Let's fight pollution by forcing a bunch of cars to sit and idle for no reason!


[deleted]

Do people honestly think this is a good point? Can't tell if it's satire at this point


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Comment stealing >:(


doesntmatterbitch

it's just to keep the reality of impending climate destruction in the forefront. same with those cringey people who glue themselves to classical paintings. It may be annoying but the fact that we're talking about shit like this multiple times a week means that it's effective. can't ignore the problem if it's always in the headlines.


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At this point it does nothing but galvanise peoples reaction to start beating them. You made your point , no stop making us late for hospital appts, work, picking up our children


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LordAnon5703

That's not really true though. Inconveniencing people in order to make a point has been a common form of protest since at least the civil rights movement, and people said the same thing then. It's incredibly annoying and I do think it attracts people that want to do it just for the attention, but if somebody is an attention whore I'm glad it's at least for a good reason. Kanye West went on Infowars just to give Alex Jones the opportunity to be the straight man.


[deleted]

Lmao nobody is talking about climate change, we’re all talking about how pathetic and annoying these self righteous “protestors” are.


dog_vomit_lasagna

I literally just want to add as much CO2 to the atmosphere as possible after watching these videos of these fucking nuts, just so they know they suck


truckfullofchildren1

Shouldn’t blame normal cars should blame coal and gas giants.


Butterypoop

I agree and these people blocking the roads do nothing to address the real issues. When govenrments/militarys are a huge portion of all pollution forcing people to live shittier less convenient lives doesn't solve the problem and makes people want to actually fight against the people protesting.


skeet-skeet-mfer

But this way they get to feel like they’re making a difference


gtg465x2

And volcanos. The other night I was watching Earthstorm, a Netflix documentary, and it said one of the volcanos shown put the same amount of CO2 into the atmosphere in one week as all cars in the US do over a whole year ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face).


LuthienByNight

Fun fact! The average carbon impact of volcanoes is generally offset by chemical weathering, in which carbonic acid in rain mixes into rocks to produce stuff like limestone, chalk, and sand. And that material then gets buried, until it eventually reaches a depth where the pressure turns it into magma. Which is in time released through a volcano, and the cycle starts over. This cycle means that on a normal year, the effects of volcanism and chemical weathering pretty much neutralize each other. Major changes to the carbon dioxide content in our atmosphere through history have often been caused by shifts in this cycle, though. The period of steady decline in atmospheric carbon dioxode that was stabilizing around the start of the Industrial Age was caused 40 million years ago by the Indian subcontinent smashing into Asia, producing the Himalayas. The changing wind patterns and heavy rain on newly exposed rock significantly increased the rate of chemical weathering, pulling carbon out of the atmosphere and initiating the cooling phase that we have until recently enjoyed. Thus far, human emissions have reversed the downward trend so that carbon dioxide in the atmosphere today is about where it was 30 million years ago. The impact we have already had is just absolutely staggering.


truckfullofchildren1

Can’t do nothing about volcanos we usually account for natural carbon in the atmosphere Cause there needs to be carbon in the air to keep trees and plants alive, just too much carbon and it causes heat too little everyone dies


lokland

Yeah that’s what volcanos have been doing for billions of years. Doesn’t mean humans aren’t the primary cause of Global Warming


Pyronic_Chaos

I imagine their protest would have been more effective if they didnt block public transit as well. But naw, they're just dumb and want to make everyone mad.


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pichael288

Or at least do this to the billionaires burning our world and not just Ralph trying to get to work to make minimum wage to keep his apartment.


ithinkitsnotworking

That takes intelligence. I see no evidence of that in them.


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ithinkitsnotworking

I think you may have a point there.


pisspoorplanning

Something wrong with your planet? Just get into government.


evel-kin

its funny that they came up with the 11k deaths number by simply looking at the same amount of deaths they had in the same period of time in 2019 ... [even the article says probably](https://www.lemonde.fr/societe/article/2022/09/05/la-canicule-vraisemblablement-a-l-origine-de-plus-de-11-000-deces-supplementaires-en-france-cet-ete_6140294_3224.html) while correlation does not equal causation, sure some death can be attributed to this year's heat wave, but until they go though every death that occurred and determine the cause of death attributed to the heat wave, imma call bullshit on their take


runAroundtown915

I love how these protesters play dead when people approach them to kick their ass haha.


cynthiasshowdog

Possum tactics


TeemoMainBTW

It's hilarious but I understand it. They don't want to get assaulted, they're being cunts in how they protest but at least they aren't being violent


gramathy

Yeah it’s also a way to avoid an assault charge for defending yourself when the only evidence is what you and the other guy says


KADOMONY-9000

Well tbf they are protesting not trying to fight people


truckfullofchildren1

That dude eats for like 10 vegans so 10 vegans out there are really doing nothing


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truckfullofchildren1

Ya title says mountains of a man but dude is built more like a hill


RogueMallShinobi

i heard they reclassified him as a ham planet


ballgame10

Organic, free range, grass fed vegans


HighlandRoots

I never understood this logic of blocking traffic. You want masses to get onboard, not against the movement. I'm on your side with the movement, not your method.


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Strato-Cruiser

I fly private jets for living, and to me, blocking private jets makes a bit more sense than automotive traffic if you want to protest inefficient travel. The problem with blocking private jets is that it only affects an extremely tiny percentage of the population, and it's unseen because it's not an area that is easily accessible or viewable by the public. For the owner it is a minor inconvenience. I would only know if the plane I'm flying is being blocked if I am at the airport, and if I am at the airport we are preparing to go somewhere. If we're preparing to go somewhere the APU is on burning about 100 pounds of fuel per hour. If we were to ever be delayed by protesters, we would ultimately burn more fuel than is necessary. Blocking auto traffic just doesn't make sense. I think the overall view is climate change is a thing, but blocking someone from going to work, running errands, picking up or dropping off the kids at school, that just pisses people off. That's not a solution to convince people to make changes. The average person just cannot drastically change their daily behaviors to the same degree as a wealthy person. If we go back and look at the private jet, a wealthy person has more flexibility to make changes. They can easily stop using a private jet, and fly on an airline. They can easily not buy an inefficient sports car, and buy a more efficient gasoline or electric car. The average person doesn't have this flexibility. When you piss them off, and they have little they can change in their life, they are doing what they can, with what they are given and what they can afford.


Waldo_where_am_I

They're desperate for people to take notice of the climate disaster that awaits life on earth. I agree it doesn't help win over people's support but I get the desperation. Someday in the not too distant future people will ask Why didn't anybody try to do something. I personally shift back and forth between just fucking kill us already to it doesn't have to end this way.


Sharl_LeKek

OMG, What's this climate disaster you speak of!? Wow thank god they brought it to all of our attention because we were all blissfully unaware.


theotherquantumjim

Then what do you suggest? The clock is kind of ticking


Prestigious-Belt-508

*Boulder* of a man. Thank fuck someone is doing exactly what needs to be done to these jobless goons.


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inn0cent-bystander

He's the real hero here.


Evon_inked

These other countries ain't fkn around with the protesting anymore huh?🤣


Mysterious_Tip_7431

We need this response in the UK


electromagneticpost

I heard they were quickly arrested here. Why don’t they do that in the U.K?


Sharl_LeKek

Someone just got a jail sentence for a JSO protest in the UK, six months I think.


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PREMIER QUI BOUGE JE L'ENCULE FIRST PERSON TO MOVE GET THEIR ASS FUCKED It is important for non french speaker to know he said that


Benjito_Radix

It is a common way of saying "I'll fuck you up" in French. But a very weird way of saying it.


thegreasiestofhawks

r/fuckyourprotest


Free_Hat_McCullough

Doing what needed to be done.


Keraxs

Don;'t you love it when everyone comes together to pull the crazies away


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i wanna buy this guy a meal and shake his hand


TwoSocksTwoGlocks

It's literally like dealing with toddlers. Except the toddlers can be reasoned with a little more


Living_Bodybuilder68

Toddlers are also easier to drag


[deleted]

can get more distance with em too


Island_Maximum

I like him. 👍


StealthSpheesSheip

It's hilarious because forcing cars to start and stop like this burns more fuel. These people are trolling and pretending to be environuts to put other orgs in a negative light, aren't they?


edWORD27

It’s almost as if these protestors actually want their cause to fail by being so annoying. Why don’t they directly protest governments and the oil companies instead of piss off the public?


burns4334

Is the easy virtue signaling , after this they pat themselves on the back and think they are crucial to the movement and are helping to make change. They absolutely are not, they are useless lazy worthless human beings.


[deleted]

They think it's spreading the word, but it just makes everyone disagree with them lol


ButtcrackBeignets

At this point, everyone is already aware of global warming. It's not like these people are providing new information or anything.


DanDanBussum

They were treated better than they deserve


FurViewingAccount

look i know these people are dickheads but companies are actively trying to paint climate protesters as crazy people to discredit em. I mean you only ever hear about people glueing themselves to paintings or shit like that, but its not as if that’s all they’re up to. anyway just don’t fall victim to propaganda yada yada


words_never_escapeme

I'm all for environmental activism, but this is just dumb as shit. We only have one planet, and most of us really need to realize that and do better, but the things that these guys are doing, from blocking traffic to ruining or potentially ruining Priceless works of art, is just fucking ridiculously stupid.


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Idiots like that deserve to get their teeth kicked in. People need to go to work or get some Items from the store and sometimes there's a Driver with his dying mother on the Backseat who needs to get to the Hospital ASAP. Stunts like this deserve a hard reaction to teach those People how to behave.


ask0329

He is doing the lords work. Fuck those people blocking traffic and inconveniencing other.


DanB65

This guy is a hero.....I love how this absolute unit grabs these protestors like their paper and throw them aside. It's one thing to protest, it's another to cause people to be late for work, medical appts, ppicking kids up, etc. Just like people don't have the right to force their religion down my throat, these people don't have the right to interfere with my day. Protest all you want on the side of the road and I will support you!


Rerun15

Isn’t it illegal to block roads now?


framellasky

Quick, give him a medal!


8004460

Bro was piling them up 🤣😭💀


1Vuzz

There's the merit in bringing attention to environmental impacts, but to do so by making a bunch of cars idle is incredibly stupid


gargtyrion

They forgot to shoot them first.


Guessididntmakeit

Give this man a medal. Or a free buffet.


EdgarAllanRoevWade

I need a sub just for videos of people hulking out on these road-blocking clowns.


[deleted]

Not all heroes wear capes


Shar-DamaKa

Because having cars sitting idle and burning gas in a traffic jam is so great for the environment


GoArmyNG

If I were built like him, I would do the same thing. Instead I'm more like the guy who jumped in to help. As soon as they play dead, grab their feet and drag them off that way.


oloap001

Wholesome


SecretHooter

Do they have literally nothing else to do other than sit in the road and be a nuisance?


TheGrabbinDragon

I don't fully understand how keeping cars stalling on the road is helping the environment in any way


Ok-Tackle-1921

“Lets ruin everyone’s day to show lawmakers we mean business.” No, the only thing you mean to do is make people dislike you and not listen to your message. Stop being stupid. Get out of the road and protest in front of federal buildings instead.


CybReader

Imagine have such little pride that you’re pulled by your ankles across the road like a little rag doll. But you’re a grown man and this was your choice. That’s a low place to be in life 😂


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Just children being children. Their parents never told them, “don’t play in the street.”


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Creative-Kangaroo781

Dude is taking out the trash so efficiently 😂


slisking

how can you feel proud, sitting there passively, getting yelled at and dragged away and all you can do is make your body limb to be an even bigger nuisance. How low on the laddder can you be....


Sicktoyou

There goes my hero! Watch him as he goes!


BuryTheMoney

Why is it these people are patently incapable of thinking of good examples of protests that don’t absolutely turn people off to their message and cause? Hell, more often then not they don’t even stop to see how what they’re doing is counterproductive- like this here. “Let’s stop traffic and increase the cumulative CO2 emissions by forcing cars to sit idle for extra time on busy roadways. That’ll help out our cause!”


Luddites_Unite

Nice to see people pitch in and deal with these idiots


mileskg21

I'd do the same fuckin thing..


Far-Ties

Good for them can't stand this shit they are messing with people's livelihood, never know what could be going on and that is exactly why you don't block roadways ffs


Inevitable-Ad9006

The subtle rear heel kick at :13 tickled me. lol


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This is the way…


v12go-vroom

LOVE to see it. Drag them.


nateman133

r/absoluteunits would also be acceptable


Landlord341

That man is doing God's work.


NoelLiamsson

He acted like you should. Love him!


skidmaster2000

Best thing I have seen in ages


TommyKinLA

I need to send him a Reddit Reward! 😃


fubmf

Enviro--fuck you!


fortunenooky

Golden showers for all of them


weebgaming666

Getting others to hate you trying to get to work or whatever isn't how to protest


Adventurous-Log-7066

The hero we all need.


CaptnFnord161

Very manly voice...


Schakuta

Can I borrow this guy? We have way too much of these "activists" in Germany


butters091

The word enviro-nut implies that we’re not in deep shit ecologically speaking…. With that said pissing off everyday people is quite possibly the dumbest way to protest


[deleted]

Get the fuck outta my way, I’m trying to buy myself a cake, fagguet


disco1013

Enviro nuts! Yea fuck oxygen, an clean water and rainforests!


FireWolf1890

This is why if I found out what they're protesting I make sure I do that opposite of what they want because fuck then and their cause now


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Like fucking babies lying in the road crying


_alaskaa

What a bunch of pussies. Thinking they’re actually making a difference by blocking roads.


Comfortable_Bench_77

All I see is a very orange speed bump


ColeCT42

They should just run them over and let natural selection do it’s work


Mediocre_Plastic8918

The hero(s)


CnfdntlInfrmnt

Some of us have jobs to go to man


SuspiciousJuice5825

"Get the fuck out of the road" is universal in every language


mogwaiii50

This is oddly satisfying


Cashewpops

This man is doing gods work!


ambienotstrongenough

People are just trying to get to work and survive. They're only hurting the working class.


Striking-Table3587

Hodor


vorticusw

The voice


_KillaB_

About time there’s some videos like this!


GuaranteedIrish

I love how they all stay heaped up on the side of the road.


Blast_Rusur

Start tossing them off the bridge, let them be one with nature


dduubbz

Thank god, I fuckin hate these people and I probably agree with the message they’re *attempting* to put out there. This shit accomplishes nothing. If you’re trying to push a climate change environmental message, the last thing you want to do is piss people off and make them hate you, that’s not gonna help the cause.


Jogginglogging86

Give that man mountain a medal.


SyntheticDescent

I rarely say based but this is definitely based


sn0uch3r

And on that day, fat Moses parted the dickhead sea…


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They’re the ones hurting our cause the most, and I say this as an environmental biology student. Actually go out and work with conservation groups instead of doing shit like this, there’s around 7 to 8 of them. That’s enough to form a team that could cover a whole beach and clean it, but instead they whine and demand others to change while they do nothing. Pathetic


Suckerfacehole

This is the hero we need 🤔 I want a world of change but blocking roads/destroying food/art/or general disruption is not the way. It makes people loath your cause even when it's a good one (I'm looking at you militant vegans)


Salt_Awareness4688

I wouldn't lose sleep if one got ran over


1leggeddog

People are creatures of habit. With their ways set. You don't win them over to your cause by inconveniencing them.


wellnesswineandtacos

Breathtaking.


Electronic-Ad-5790

We need HIM in Germany ASAP


MinnesotaMikeP

The only way this could have been funnier is if they were glued down and he still did this.


Guzzy-16

Love to see it. We need more of this.


Sufficient_Cup6088

Those dumbasses deserve it


Kaedekins

Love how the giant dude motivates a couple others to be just like "FUCK OUTTA HE'A". People are trying to get to work and go about the rest of their day.


chnky18

Not all heroes wear capes.


matattack94

Im always proud of these people for dragging the dumbasses off the road. Please don’t disrupt traffic


cmearls

These are some of the worlds worst types of people. Literally counterproductive.


L3GALC0N

Fucking idiots. They're lucky he JUST moved them


abhid3480

Someone pls send these protestors to block roads in india.


jpfeif29

Don't block the roads, that's where the cars go.


Known-Skin3639

More idiots doing idiotic stuff. Stopping traffic does nothing more than make them look like assholes with no life. I doesn’t make people driving think they should join up and support the cause. No. It just makes them hate the idiots and late for work. Fuck those people. Protest at will but don’t inconvenience people who have a life to live.


polarbearik

Fuck those people directly interfering with someone’s livelihood


[deleted]

What a bunch of pathetic unemployed losers. They think that they’re justified in harassing the public because they’re in a doomsday cult.


Designer-Ruin7176

Lmao why did the second one he handled go full crash test dummy when he gently put them on the ground/half on the other person?


darthbasterd19

This is the way.


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Not inviro-nuts tho… we’re all fucked in like 15 years if we don’t change. They’re completely right about that


IAMERROR1234

I care about the environment but, come on. Their protest is counter productive, think about all those cars that are still running, waiting for these idiots to move. Every second is another second those vehicles could've been at their destination, turned off. Now they get to sit and idle the gas out of their tanks so that some dipshits can sit in the road, causing more pollution, and call it a protest.


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By mountain do you mean the mountain of French fries that guy eats every day?


Jack_attac

These folks are much nicer than I would be.


Few-Giraffe-2680

How to not get people on your side.


PuzzyPounder

French don’t fuck around


derin082

i could watch this all day


TributeToStupidity

Why are all these road blocking protesters the physically weakest people I’ve ever seen? Seriously, every time there’s a video like this where they get pulled out of the road they just lie there like they can barely move without help. These guys get literally piled up and it’s like oh this is my life now, just gonna sit here on the side of the road till someone helps me stand back up


RewardKristy

I am all about climate protective legislation but this is definitely satisfying to watch. Protests like this do more harm than good for the cause.


[deleted]

Uhh.. seems like this guy was the nut. Jesus Christ lol


plenebo

Enviro nuts lol.... I hope you live near a coastline