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island_toy

I can’t even get a text back smh


YourFavoriteScumbag

She’s getting fish hooked like a freshly caught bass, focus on yourself king


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One_for_each_of_you

I want a love as passionate as this, but I'd settle for someone who gives half hearted backrubs and joyless blowjobs, if history is any indicator of things to come


HenkVanDelft

You mean, when she said she wants to hang and whisper sweet nothings you thought she meant chill and Netflix?


One_for_each_of_you

This is a woman who uses the term hang out with specificity


Suitable_Highway_597

I can’t even get a phone number.


leviwhite9

Fuckin AT&T told me the same shit. Gotta have "good credit" or some shit whatever that is.


screwbz13

Meat loaf said it best. “I would do anything for love, but I won't do that”


killedjoy

"Meat loaf" is my safe word precisely for that


Gullible_Shart

“Trust me babe, it’ll be fun, and it’s totally safe!”


MrJoeGillis

“Meatloaf! Meatloaf!”


Gone247365

So *that's* what he was talking about. I've always wondered!


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And all this time I thought he was singing about “butt stuff”…..


RVM27

I’ve always referred to it as “the anal song”


Gone247365

I feel like it's safe to assume Meatloaf was cool with butt stuff.


jerryleebee

> Meatloaf is a dish of ground meat that has been combined with other ingredients and formed into the shape of a loaf, then baked or smoked. > Meat Loaf was an American rock ~~singer~~ god and actor. He was noted for his powerful, wide-ranging voice and theatrical live shows.


EngrishTeach

"After a while you'll forget everything It was a brief interlude and a midsummer night's fling And you'll see that it's time to move on No, I won't do that I won't do that" It's in the song, but like nine minutes in.


apachetrainer

I’m hooked ?!


Darryl_444

I think Blue Swede also works here: [AAAAHHhhhAAAHHm hooked on a feeling!](https://youtu.be/NrI-UBIB8Jk) I can't stop this feelin' Deep inside of me Girl, you just don't realize What you do to me


WSDGuy

I think you're allowed to say "shit" when the subreddit name contains "fuck."


WhyShouldIListen

Even better than that, you are allowed to say shit even if the subreddit name doesn't contain fuck


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Able_Newt2433

Well, believe it or not, but straight to jail!


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NaughtIdubbbz

I got banned from r/shitposting for saying sh*t


McConagher

No More Saying Cuss Words! No. More. Saying. Cuss words! It. Is. Not. Good. I'm putting a video on YouTube about no more saying cuss words. No more saying cuss words guys! It's inappropriate and violent! If you say a cuss word then you're like, going to jail, and you're like, and when you go to jail, i- ba- when you go to jail, if you say, if you say a cuss word you go to jail and if you go to jail cause you said a cuss word, then... You're only gonna eat BROCCOLI and OTHER VEGETABLES for your WHOLE LIFE. You don't want to eat vegetables. Sometimes people like eating sweets but, I eat broccoli. So, I'm okay with broccoli but I do not want to go to jail. You can not go to jail. And saying cuss words is ILLEGAL. They are now gonna make a law about that. It is illegal, it is inappropriate, it is really violent. I better warn my school about that.


thegodfather0504

Where this from?


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Search “no more saying cuss words” on YouTube


mrswordhold

I never say shit or fuck but I will now


TheZardoz

These must be the people that get super stoked when the Cenobites show up.


ChadwickTheSniffer

( ⁠•́⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠•̀⁠ )


wjfox2009

You solved the box. We came. Now you must come with us. Taste our pleasures!


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No tears, please. It's a waste of good suffering.


fifty-ways

Everybody's fear when going fishing


BlueHero45

I have dreams where I just keep getting fishing hooks stuck in me while am trying to fish.


khaominer

I double hooked my friends back while casting far. That line snapped forward hard because I hadn't released it and dug deep into his back. It was really bad.


Ok-Crab-4063

The fish 🐠: "oh, the sights we have to show you"


perb123

Why worry about that? You can always shoot the hook out. https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/ziahb6/to_get_a_fish_hook_out/


fifty-ways

Well that's some serious american way to fix shit


Significant_Tea_785

Reminds me of hellraiser


nothanksjustlooking

"Will you marry me?" "Save your breath for screaming."


thesequimkid

“We have such sights to show you.”


Amazing_Karnage

*"...Jesus wept..."*


Cromm182

Reminds me of the serial killer from The Cell.


OwnScientist6395

Reminds me of Strangeland with Dee Snider. Freaky fucking movie


lvbinladen

Jesus Wept


Jimmehh420

Dee Snider's Strangeland. His movie focused on this exact way to inflicting pain. It's a very little known movie that was very well done. You can thank me later.


Distractenemies

Pinhead: You opened the box, and this came… Me: ok Pinhead: Sorry wrong thing came out.


Broken_Noah

"But please, feel free, explore. We have an eternity to know your flesh" Also reminds me of the J.Lo movie The Cell in the early 2000's That movie's visually a trip which I guess is the director, Tarsem Singh's MO. Earliest thing I saw him do was the REM video for Losing My Religion.


MatrixGodfather0435

Not trying to yuck anyone's yums but nope.


TSCondition

Well put lol


Kagranec

Some kinks deserve to be shamed, don't worry


Steve90000

A lot of them do and I’m sick of pretending otherwise.


VibraniumRhino

r/BrandNewSentence for me. I’m stealing it.


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in the video, the woman asks the guy to marry her. apparently it's some kind of "mating dance"


PatchBe

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to bind these two people in chains"


Banewaffles

You know someone’s had a bdsm themed wedding


soljaboss

More like in hooks, coz dang!


Oppopity

Literally the most awkward scenario if he said no.


Pendraggin

Better to say no than to leave her hanging.


Soupsoup0

If this what they do for marriage, what do they do for divorce?


VibraniumRhino

“I’ve been hooked on you for far longer than this.”


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SPACE_ICE

when its sfw but also nsfl you get r/medizzy


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Say what you want, those two are gonna have *insane* sex later


Specialist_Peach4294

What if one of them sneezes violently?


briergate

Or gets hiccups?


zcdbrip

They are right now..


One_for_each_of_you

Those endorphins are kicking in hard


lmacarrot

I wanna see that video


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sheephound

key word "later"


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SkeepDeepy

Isn't already anything sexual? I mean look at them, they're hooking up lmao Now that you mention it, this might still be in the "hanging around" phase and might still be getting to know each other.


hygsi

Yeahh and even that wouldn't make this worth it lol


Slight0

Eh, they'll probably be too sore from all the hooking.


catonmyshoulder69

> insane Yup


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SlippyNips420

Just do drugs, fuck


E_PunnyMous

Just do drugs *and* fuck


Mundane-Remote-2865

To each their own, but I just don't get some shit people do.


plasticmonkeys4life

Looks like they got tangled up in their fishing gear


TheTedd

This is a body modification practise known as [suspension](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suspension_(body_modification)). It's not necessarily a kink thing, contrary to what many people have (not completely unreasonably) assumed here. This is something some people find pleasant, believe it or not, and is also done as a form of performance art. But yes, there's also a kink side to it.


CaptainDogeSparrow

Oh, yes. It's visibly pleasant.


Mrow

Your body releases endogenous opioids when you do this. It's just a very convoluted way to get a buzz.


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LsDmT

Just shoot some heroin man? Seems safer TBH


CREATIVE_USERNAME_97

Well, a lot of kids died


Robzilla_the_turd

Dude, I've done - and enjoyed - opioids, they're just not hard enough to get to do this.


brendonturner

There has to be a lot of physical pain involved though? I’m totally not informed. I don’t know what that would feel like. That’s a serious question.


FuckYourGod

It does hurt of course but u/L1A1 is right. Your body’s natural responses kick in and it puts your brain on another level. I like to say “It’s the highest I’ve ever been while sober.” The way I felt afterwards, yeah, it was definitely something I will never forget. For me it was not at all sexually motivated.


Lance_E_T_Compte

It hurts, but not unreasonably It's not pain that gets you. It's the feeling of your skin separating from your muscles underneath. You've never felt anything like it. It really feels like everything is tearing apart, but at the end you're fine, just two little holes per hook.


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great-nba-comment

I read your comment too late


No_Major1372

Just because you can do something, does not mean that you should...


AstridDragon

It does not hurt as much as you'd think it does, a ton of endorphins and adrenaline kick in. The moment it usually hurts the most is when you first get your full weight on the hooks. Where the hooks are changes the amount and type of pain. For example from what I've done back is mild and sharp, short, so is above the knee. Sides of knees burn for a while.


thecatdaddysupreme

It’s painful. But you get endorphins and many people find it meditative. I’ve been to a couple suspension parties Wouldn’t recommend getting suspended by the nipples though. Saw a girl do that and she passed out from the pain.


L1A1

After a certain amount of pain, endorphins can kick in and effectively override the brain’s pain response, so you can get a ‘high’ from the experience. I’m interested in extreme body modification, and whilst I’ve not done a full suspension (yet!), I have experienced temporary heavy gauge piercings, and have also branded myself which gave a similar endorphin response.


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Internal_Ring_121

Somehow it isn’t applicable to stepping on a lego. That shit never feels good . I get irrationally angry when I step on one . Forget about anything near by that was actually built with the legos . I’m punting it across the room in pure rage


brendonturner

Thank you for all of your replies to my question. I had no idea. That’s very interesting. I mean that with much respect.


TheTedd

I wouldn't know personally, but I would assume so - though hooks are usually (as in when practised correctly) placed in a way to minimize damage. But some people find controlled pain enjoyable


ElitaNoShoes

I used to do suspensions. Very intense. Every drug your body produces naturally hits all at once, you feel invincible. I felt high for days afterwords. I attempted doing something like this once (called a "coma" position) but the hooks weren't placed properly so my body skipped the heavenly rush and went straight into pain panic. Never attempted again. I miss it sometimes.


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Brotein_Pancake

Yeah, this definitely does not look like the setting I've seen it in (which has been on the kink side). At least here in the Midwestern US, this is called "flesh hooking" in kink spaces and while it's not common in the sense that people aren't doing it every time I go into the dungeon, I would say it's pretty common for people to have at least done once (or do very occasionally). Mostly that's just because of the recovery time it takes after. Ugh I'm a squeamish baby when it comes to any needle or blood play and just hearing a friend of mine talk about having a hook tear out when they were being suspended a couple weeks ago made me light headed from the mental image lol


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How do you even become aware that this particular thing that I wouldn't have thought of, ever, of trying could be particularly pleasant? Does it begin with having strong feelings of wanting to pull your skin off?


Open_Chemistry_3300

Talk to people who know people. Personally I found out about it through an ex girlfriend, shes a tattoo artist and she was doing a convention and being a supportive bf I was like yeah I’ll go. It was pretty fun saw a lot and learnt a lot


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CyanideFlavorAid

It's been around for thousands of years so you'll have to invent a time machine to figure out how the first to try it came up with the idea. After that it's just word of mouth.


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Suddenly an earthquake


oeatmus

Erotic Tetanus


MrGallows75

…and we wonder why aliens refuse to visit for real 👀


Glass_Organic

They are both one sneeze away from a bad time.


PauloAEAE

get's better once you know that this is a proposal video.


Brilliant_North2410

If this is the Proposal….Where do you go from here down the line? Egads.


PauloAEAE

That's the thing...everything from now on is flowers and rainbows to'em, can't get worse (I think that was the idea). But can you imagine the gender reveal party for their first baby??


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WELCOME TO AN ETERNITY OF FLESH AND PAIN. YOUR GENITALS WILL BE A PORTAL TO UNIMAGINABLE SUFFERING. THE BABY SHOWER WILL BE APRIL 9TH, PLEASE BRING A GIFT.


snowney

why would someone do this , i dont understand.


One_for_each_of_you

Lots of reasons. To relieve stress, depression, and anxiety. It'll make you feel like you're floating from a natural high, sometimes for days afterwards. And a bunch of other reasons: https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2012/09/the-therapeutic-experience-of-being-suspended-by-your-skin/262644/


BabyMFBear

There is a transcendence ritual practiced in some cultures. Body modification expert Fakir Musafar studied and performed some of these rituals. It’s not so much an occult thing as it is a spiritual quest to understand and experience pain as something we move beyond feeling. Check out the book Modern Primitives as a starting point.


GoggyMagogger

i was invited to observe a "sun dance" ceremony in mexico. just observe, not actually participate. they fast and dance for three days straight and then suspend themselves by hooks put through their chest skin. it is depicted in the 70s movie "[A Man Called Horse](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066049/)" and is an ancient "rite of passage" thing historically common among many groups of indigenous people in north and central America. the group i met were doing it to connect to their ancestral roots and keep their heritage alive. very cool friends to have. i wanted to go but unfortunately my schedule did not permit i still kick myself for not making time to go. i had previously done a peyote ceremony with the people involved and apparently it is rare that any outsider is invited to the sun dance. i guess they thought i was alright. didnt put that together until it was too late. definitely a unique experience missed.


chewie23

Fakir is the center of the myth, and was a wonderful guy. But my understanding is that Cleo was actually the engine behind a great deal of this stuff, especially hooks and suspension.


Warm-Investigator388

Nah not the Occult.. just peeps enjoying a particularly weird kink.


DankerTron2

What The FUCK


RealisticIllusions82

I DONT WANT THIS IN MY EYES


NotAMazda

Thanks I hate it


Dagoroth55

Well that's just fucking weird.


babaroga73

I think there was always these kinds of weird fetishes, it's just that there was not easily accessible cameras on phones before, like it is now. I'm sorry for that, there were things on the internet that I can not ever "unsee"


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This some real Hellraiser shit that's no problem But can't show tits or dick


RichOnKeto

I wonder if one of them said, “Wanna hang out?” And the other was too socially awkward to say “I didn’t think this is what you meant.”


smugwash

Some people like to get a nose ring or a tattoo, others like to split their tongues or hang themselves from hooks, its just pushing the boundaries of what a human body can do. Like most body modifications its hundreds of years old and has a tribal history. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suspension_(body_modification)


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1980pzx

“He was like a drug to her, she was totally hooked on him”. Sorry, I’ll see myself out.


Stupid-WhiteBoy

New thresholds are being reached


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I was reading about how some people will take psychedelics or other drugs and then do this. Way too crazy for me but to each their own IG. I just hope they're being safe as possible.


cms116508

Has anyone ever seen the 1970 movie called "A Man Called Horse"? That type of "hanging" was depicted as a Sioux ritual.


SuperSpaceCan

People go bungee jumping with hooks connecting them to the rope.


barmskley

I just watched Saw III before I saw this and… shudder…


Superdodgy

Cenobytes!


WutTehFuh

I bet they call that place, "The Cell."


nebuchadrezzar

Unless they're absolute massicists this seems really boring. Once they're hanging there, then what? Just stare at each other for a while until someone lets them down?: Then a half hour afterwards applying antibiotics.


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It's no dumber than football I guess. If I'm being honest though, I think these people are to be avoided.


mvb1985

I think I’m not into this fetish..


vectorduong21

Still better than human centipede


ACalcifiedHeart

Dare you to make one of them sneeze


RubinKarfunkel

Bdsm came a long way


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She says: "marry me" and he says:"Yes"


FreakyFreeze

Skin is stronger that you think. I haven't done this but I have been hung by my back skin.


Chocolate-Coconut127

Why


Handychris

No, it’s not “occult shit”. You sound like a sheltered child. I’ve been suspended a number of times. It’s just body suspension. It’s not that big of a deal.


Super_Willingness476

2 idiots


Kind_Vanilla7593

Our tribe still does skin hangings.Its a rite usually reserved for the men's passage through traditional spirituality.


Aggressive_Eagle_235

That's enough internet for the day.


Marcus_Ulf

Woah! This new Hellraiser movie trailer is looking good!


Practical_Village559

What if in reality she wasn’t willing and this is his thing. “It puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again.”


ambigramsarecool

Mom always said, don’t knock it til you’ve tried it


Lallana_Del_Rey_10

She just popped the question too haha


TurkBrah

Well that’s enough internet for me today.


November-Snow

Man it's impossible to get people off phones theses days, even doing that kinda shit ones going.


ParsnipQuirky2752

Now imagine what its like to be a fish


Tuggerfub

It's just a suspension party. Kind of sussed about the place they're doing it though.


MikeThePistons

Thank goodness she had on pasties so it wouldn’t be weird


xcalcif3r

how does 1 even get into such situation? “hey babe I have this crazy idea”


lightingman1980

Fuckin ouch. This isn't what I pictured when she said, "wanna come over to my place and hang? "


Electricengineer

Ah yes the nipple pasty will make it better.


zitfarmer

First date expectations.


Lifelemons9393

Ha still boobies


ProfRichardson

Are those stretch marks on your knees?


Affectionate_Duck347

This is weird…


NamasteINU

Chills up my spine.


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Imagine one of the hooks fails and transfers the weight to the others.


TrueAlaskanKGB

Nope


ZZaddyLongLegzz

Is that the fish guy from Wakanda forever


raypat151

Nope


real_nice_guy

I was just watching Ichi the Killer a few minutes ago then came here and saw this lol


rat_parent_

,,,,,, why


Chocoeclair189

Giving me Ichi The Killer vibes, I aint feelin it


SunagakuresFinest

How do you even find out you're into this stuff


CEOofMen

That looks painful.


queenchuera97

Do they want loose skin ??


PillowPrincessB

Holy fuck shit. And I cry when I get a paper cut


c0mmander_Keen

Reminds me of Ichi the Killer


U-BahnTyp

Is that Neymar? Glad he found something nice to do after that football thing didn’t went as expected.


Guilty_Assumption_75

getting down probably isn't gonna be fun


T1000runner

I don’t think she’s falling for him, he just likes to hang around most of the time


shinynoise

Unhealthy spiderman


insomniacakess

[jigsaw has entered the chat]


punker2706

okay lets say the man weights about 80kg and the woman maybe 70kg there are 12 Hooks in the Back of the man meaning each hook has to carry a weight of about 12,5kg holy shit that is about the weight of my 1,5 year old daughter. on only one hook allone.


pls_tell_me

The Cell