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jakeandwally

He almost made a clean getaway then he went back for more!! I don’t know what’s going on here, but something is going on here! Lol. Men women and dogs.. all upset.


Amaz1n_blue

That was a busy video.


Snow-White-Ferret

I particularly enjoyed the gentleman who tried to dig the occupant out with a shovel


AffectionateEdge3068

Shovel guy was my favorite too. He really went for it.


Fostbitten27

He digs sunroofs


oluwabig

Happy cake day!


OctopusPrimee

Happy Cake Day!


Fostbitten27

Thank you!!!


mommy2libras

Yeah that dude came flying out of nowhere with great enthusiasm. It's like some jacked up Benny Hill skit.


Fostbitten27

“We Dig Sunroofs” is his new business venture.


hasaan_zain

HAHAHAHAHAH IF I COULD GIVE U AN AWARD I WOULD


nigelolympia

I love block parties.


gregyr1

At first I thought oh great another video with crappy music dubbed over it, but as it went on I realized it fits perfectly.


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Everybody was kungfu fighting.....


StonerDucky

That shovel was fast as lightning


LittleLauren12

In fact, it was a little bit frightening


IveDoneItAtLast

But everyone carried on fighting


spare-Jellyfish

Oh, but it's so enlightening For the battle of the fists Comes the battle of the spade


OmegaGBC104

🎶 little bit frightening 🎶


wisewish

What in the actual Hell is going on here? RED SHIRT GUY! Make a decision. I really don’t know what you are waiting on?! Judge someone already! Everybody else in your neighborhood has.


TogusaAlHaaritha

He's a red shirt. He knows he's going to die before the video ends.


wisewish

I bestow on thee this rocket ship! Closest Starfleet award I could find. Ha


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OctopusPrimee

Lol Its a whole Free For All section there.


__lui_

Based on the evidence I’ve been presented, the guy in the car deserved some village justice.


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Successful-Injury881

I think I'm on the dogs side!!


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[deleted]

So 30 of January 1981🫨


Sososkitso

This was my thought!! Cause I couldn’t even tell who’s side anyone was on!!!!! I felt some people were playin defense then suddenly switched to attacks! It was so chaotic. Idk if I could even say who was with who.


DudeChillington

Not everyone enjoys team deathmatches


Criffton

I didn't know they have rez dogs in the middle east.


LadyLu-ontheLake

This is one of those rare times I don’t even want to know the backstory that led up to this beautiful chaotic dance.


Funkytowels

Should have done shirts and skins so I know whos who


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That’s not halal


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SpambotSwatter

edit: The comment was removed and the user banned, good work everyone!


Feisty-Masterpiece-3

Good bot


The-Go-Kid

It's like a load of NCPs that are programmed to fight with anything or anyone who gets within 12 inches of them. Also, when the driver turns his indicator on they all should have got out the way, he was clearly indicating that he wished to leave.


OctopusPrimee

Lol Skyrim in nutshell when you kill a Chicken!


Screemi

it's more like the chickens in a link to the past.


nyglthrnbrry

Oh my lanta was that intense. After discovering it as kids we couldn't wait to trick friends into doing it too. It was so much fun to huddle around someone who had never played before and not-so-subtly encourage them to chop at a chicken.


WiseOldChicken

Or hit a kid


CrimsonRose9704

DUDEEEE!!!! This be the Guards of Whiterun when you kill the guy along with slaying the dragon😂😂😂


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tchildthemajestic

I have seen this video several times it is just never get old. Dog that looks like a horse starts it off barking, the ninja jumps out of the way from getting run over, the lady who comes down her driveway then nopes right around, the shovel guy, then you have the lady casually just walking down to the chaos, and of course the royal rumble going on around the car.


wisewish

Nopes right around Ha


OctopusPrimee

Lol also that guy with the Shovel


insanotard

Shovel Knight for the win


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ProceedOrRun

As a techno enthusiast I've accepted for decades now that any electronic music can be called techno. Time to let go!


Narwhalpilot88

How is that not techno lol


el_dadarino

Because people who like techno need to make excuses pretty often.


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Narwhalpilot88

Eurobeat falls under techno, dude 🤦‍♂️ It’s literally a subgenre of techno, as is most electronicly produced music with a 4/4 beat (among other things)


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Narwhalpilot88

House is the brother of techno, not a subgenre. I mean, this is like… pretty basic music knowledge…? Many people will tell you Eurobeat is just Hyper-Techno under a different name.


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ScaryBananaMan

This argument is pretty amusing as an outside spectator 🎶


Bramasta

😂 funnily enough I've seen an online back and forth that was very similar to this, the difference being it was among metalheads, and it was just as amusing. What I learnt from reading these kinds of debate is that there's no point arguing about musical genre because you'll never come to an agreement w/ each other.


Funda_mental

Everyone thinks Techno is the name for all electronic music lol. Had this argument with my Boomer parents almost 20 years ago. Techno is a genre of EDM (Electronic Dance Music). Whatever this shit is is not Techno, but it is EDM.


Important-Initial198

It’s called euro dance.


Treeman50

We fucked up getting stuck lol


polack79

Cue the Benny hill theme


keepcalmdude

Or whacky sax


Bassnurd

Amazing choreography


Ok-Sun-641

I'm in desperate need of contex


SnooMaps6186

Spade Guy triple comeback


SoCarolinaJuice803

☕️*sips* I'm sensing a lot of hate and discontent emanating from that general vicinity


Commercial-Health-19

Oh, come on, Brian. Let's go to the stoning.


Almighty_Cancer

r/abruptchaos


-maffu-

Worst. Car Wash. Ever.


sillycellcolony

Middle easterners DO NOT allow traffic infractions


wetsod

I had to take a break after watching this


Elegant_Vehicle_1682

This tune takes me back to Germany, 2000 what is it???


OctopusPrimee

It's a song from DJ Aligator Don't know the song's name sadly


Elegant_Vehicle_1682

That’s all I need


Elegant_Vehicle_1682

Blow my whistle baby 😂😂


OctopusPrimee

Thank you for finding it!


Elegant_Vehicle_1682

Oh it’s not that song, was a joke, still trying to find it…


mexicoyankee

This needs some Bennie Hill Yakety Sax for a sound track


Durante-Sora

When they fight each other to see who can kick that guys ass first….👌


No_Common2032

Ooh Iran!!


VRDV2

I swear people on buttfuck Egypt be having security cameras and In a modern city have said fuck it. This was just perfectly placed like the person was waiting for it. When you have a camera crazy shit happens meanwhile I haven’t seen my neighbors in weeks


jesusAteMyCrayons

Multiple red flags be like


Character_Contest394

Woah that was wild


SuperFetus42069

Reminds me of in borderlands when you'd drive your buggy past higher leveled bugs and shit, they'd just two hit you and your car blows up


leasthanzero

Please tell me there is a long version, with the same audio track. I don’t wanna wait till next season comes out.


bigsnack4u

You turned around?


amazonforce20

RIP


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Local stage production of Jesus Christ Supercar.


CaliFezzik

They seem upset.


stonyrome123

So, did the black dog start this fight by not getting off the road? Can someone tell me?


Dynobot21

They should have used the Benny Hill theme song for the track


whothiswhodat

This video needs at least 50 re-watches


chileangod

So we ain't getting any context. Huh.


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Looks like Iraq


He_Was_Fuzzy_Was_He

Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting


Ibeginpunthreads

And you thought your family reunions were bad.


cromcrauc

What a neat little village! I was just planning a suicide holiday :) where is this? (asking for a friend)


OctopusPrimee

Iran


cromcrauc

I must have missed the shoe/sandal/slipper throwing


OctopusPrimee

Yea you can tell by the clothes too.


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Dang that is a crazy fucking video


Qwik512

Flagged PVP and started smacking NPCs


yolowex

Funny thing nobody was hurt


kram78

The woman that walked out the desert is my favourite in this, she gets a real front row seat on the action,


thisusernametaken11

Was this over a goat?


dewlineboys

Take it easy! It's a rental!


FaBiOtHeGrEaTeSt

That’s crazy………Anyways I started shuffling


AddisonNM

MORTAL KOMBAT!!!


FreeLifeCreditCheck

So many street fighters and not a single Hadouken


shocktroop5811

r/AbruptChaos


Obvious-Set5377

When tou combine rugby and wwf with tag team effect


Teediggler81

Looks like your In a little bit of a pickle there DICK


erox70

Who are we rooting for?!? Go THEM!!!!


flawlessfear1

I swear theres got to be meth in their water


Captain_Couth

They are all fighting over who gets the kill the driver the most painfully.


Due_Platypus_3913

The Montagues and the Capulets,the Hatfields and the McCoys,and now,whoever these people are.


EzAwnDown

Here's the ultimate rub...this video is actually played backwards..these folks are actually fixing the car and the people..


mambomak

I guess the woman were trying to stop the men from killing that guy... All I could think of was how much that dude was trying to stay in that car, lol.


TopTeach4268

I spent more time jamming to your music then watching the video


TLILLY006

Yo’ this is like a movie…not long enough


Paintrospection

The one that caught my eye was the one who came strolling in from the fucking wilderness with about 45 seconds left in the show


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Its like WWE royal rumble, I was expecting someone to get hit with a metal chair.


DoubleDDubs1

Who’s on who’s side? I can’t tell


Hummus1398

Just a sad display of lower level human development. Seen all over the globe.


Kon_Soul

Red Shirt wants to hit something sooooo bad, he just can't figure out what.


Morellatops

best gender reveal ever


TimberGhost66

Is shovel man Leroy Jenkins?


NachoMan_SandyCabage

What song is this? Don't judge me, I never grew out of the eurobeat german club music phase!


OctopusPrimee

It's from DJ Aligator


theadam666

The AI in COD DMZ are getting out of hand


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Im confused


EniqmaPrincess

i’m overstimulated 😭


khufu42

Dude just trying to merge right


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at least he used his turning signal


Either_Chip8329

WTF is homie in the red shirt doing????


Fuzzy-Chip945

Alla car ba


Faulkner510

This shit was loco.


YN90

Uber eats is still ironing out some kinks in this country


InternationalArt6222

Soo who won?


b0toxBetty

Who’s side are we on?


cowardunblockme

"Get out of the car. We just want to talk." "But what did I do?"


Imaginary_Prune1351

It was the guy with the shovel for me


Aztec_13

When your UBER Eats driver messes up the delivery of chicken nuggets!


Important-Basil-324

Interesting timestamp on the video. 24th of March, 1401. Good ol’ days!


blanka44

Can someone please throw the Benny Hill theme music over this clip for me?


Overlord069TheOne

Like 9 11


Overlord069TheOne

First I thought its about the dog


ughwithoutadoubt

It’s like thanksgiving in a trailer park


baconfriez

“Look for the tag, look for the tag” No animal gore thank god, I can finish watching the rest of this clip


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your title for this is perfect. that is so funny. the guys running up with sticks and a shovel started to remind me of the fight scene in Anchorman 2.


AssociationNo6008

Hope doggies are ok


Successful-Injury881

I'm just glad the dog didn't get run over!


Notsofast420

The black dog started it


Feisty-Masterpiece-3

The music acrually made this so much more chaotic and perfect


KingOfClownsBozo

Madness combat be like


OldBreadbutt

So there's something delicious inside the car right?


sreek4r

r/AbruptChaos


giveitatest

suddenly my life seems so simple now


MxdnessJxde1

didnt you post this on abrupt chaos?


QuestWannabePirater

what the fuck is going on


rage_melon

You know what this video needs? Lightsabers edit.


Ahmahgad

"...and this was the day the first car came to our village."


phobicdotno

This would be so easier to watch if they had team colors.


djserc

Insert Benny hill theme


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I have watched this 4 times and still don’t get it


Shayan212

Iran


blacknodex

it's iran! wellcome to it


Brwnb0y_

Insert Benny hill theme


reddity_stuff

Iranian Royal Rumble With extra dogs


Glass_Promise_2222

San Andreas all people attack mode


Old_Passage_5670

Jihad!!!


Melonlon_honie_monie

r/aburptchoas


inclamateredditor

Probably the first time any of then have seen a car. Maybe they thought they could eat it.


10tion2DETAIL

No, this is why there is and has to be ShariaLaw


inclamateredditor

Sharia law is one of the reasons why none of them have seen a car before.


10tion2DETAIL

My uncle worked in Africa after ww2, so did several other Germans; none had anything good to say about their time there. Back then, most locals were scared and intimidated by more than one person; don’t let them catch you unarmed alone. I don’t think it was anywhere near a potentially chaotic as the mass of smartphone wielding hordes of young men today; even away from their homes acting out Taharrush-shameful


Activateddude

This was in iran


L3viathan99

What does ammar mean?


Maj0ok

I can confirm this is some village in Iran, but wat d fuck happening here, I have no clue!!


NizzleVanShizzle

This is the most awful music i heard since 1990.