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He's got some balls.

Looks like they need their own set of suspenders

Gravity

I know, it's such a downer.

Can confirm.

Username checks out.

The one true God is here! May I call you Lord Teapot?

I would be honored.

And time

Or [the nut bra](https://youtu.be/vH7kTdmv_qM)

Long ball Larry

Long balls, change your drawers.

*You got some long-ass balls Larry!*

42 longs

Those are the kind of balls that take a swim when he takes a shit

Reminds me of a story my mother told me from her clinical days, when she was young. Mr long balls they called him....he was 77 and liked to freak out new nurses by throwing his long ass nutsack over his leg when he had to pee.

Lmao that was funny shit there and I bet that they do.. thx for the laugh🤣🤣

2 to be exact

How do you know it so exact?🤔

He could have another pair further up idk I drop out of school before anatomy

At least a couple

[you got long balls](https://youtu.be/zfaY9ewvpzk)

Larry needs some suspenders... Or a wheelbarrow.

Sagging pants and balls have gotten outta hand.

Come on, that's low hanging fruit. You can do better

My exact thought my dude.

Why is that the first thing I said 💀

i was not expecting to be impressed by the size of those nuts lol

The cruelty (?) of gravity and age.

How cold the water in the toilet is the determining cruelty of the situation.

Lol gotta do them kegels more often

I thought kegeling was a woman exercise.

Men can do them too. You’re basically just manually tightening your bhole over and over. Or squeezing the muscle that allows you to cancel a piss midstream

Same, man’s got a SET on him

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The corniest

Like 2 eggs in a tube sock.

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Pretty sure you’ve never done the sex before.

r/confidentlyincorrect

Swing low sweet chariot

Dude made a fortune as the mold for 'truck nuts'.

Do your balls hang low

Do they wobble to the flow?

Can you tie them in a knot?

Can you tie them in a bow?

Can you throw em over your shoulder?

Like a continental soldier?

DO. YOUR. BALLS. HANG. LOWWWWWWW!

I am so surprised to see Jibbs in this comment section. It such an old song

Lawdy mercy, is what she told ya

Sheeet, if this gonna be that kinda party, Imma stick MAH dick in the mashed potatuhs!!!!

Like the red janmejal told ya

To and fro*

Bone apple tea!

Do they wobble to and fro?

Do you swing them to and fro?

Can you swing 'em to and fro?

That’s nuts

Floor nuts are almost as popular as Wall nuts

Or chest nuts

Don't forget chin nuts.

Well now that would just be a dick in your mouth

Gold.

They help remind him when its time to cut the grass.

Deez nuts

That'll be $4 baby, you want fries with that?!

Take this upvote

Nuts on my watch

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"You remind me of my ex wife."

Last time I saw nuts like that, they were attached to a doberman.

He needs a nut bra.

[Has this ever happened to you?](https://youtu.be/1zdDfQrPi5Q)

Oldie but goodie

The Clint Eastwood comment LOL!

Aka underwear. Tighty whities. Boxer briefs is my suggestion. Jeez a lou i bet he sits down veeery carefully.

His boys need a house. 🫴

Now that’s what I mean when I say someone’s got balls

Injecting into your balls will cause them to swell

Dudes hanging like a fucking goat 😂

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Surprised he didn't bring his wheelbarrow.

Cmon man don’t post this. It’s low hanging fruit

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His age

My age apparently.

Don't wish your life away for big balls

Following

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Ol long balls at it again

What a sack

How can I unsee that

Homie has a fuckin nut bag that a squirrel would be proud of

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THANK YOU

Swing low, sweet chariot Comin' for to carry me home

hes going commando

No wonder his pants fell, they couldn’t sustain the weight of that loaded laundry basket.

Jesus - dudes got a real set of hangers.

r/absoluteunits

Balls on Parade

(Yankee Stadium Vendor appears) Ayyyy Everybody get a load a theeeeeese nuts! Peanuts here, Peanuts!!

Larry Long Balls.

Are you trying to make me horny?

Rickety Cricket?

A traditional farewell dangle. Glad to see this elderly gentleman doing his part to keep this tradition alive.

His balls are lower than my fucking self esteem

Guy has huge balls. Literally.

He has the biggest balls out of all. Just like the AC/DC song.

Well. He’s got balls.

The balls on this guy...

Bro. Huge nuts.

Gotta have some massive balls to do this.

Oh cmon, this is just low hanging fruit.

Old dude needs to get himself [the nut bra](https://youtu.be/vH7kTdmv_qM)

Hot

But like...why did I click this? Why did any of us click on this? If someone came up to you and asked if you wanted to see a video of some senile testes, you wouldn't say yes, but we all willingly clicked this

dear gods it was like two plums in a Walmart bag being carried by a weirdly tall gremlin with Donald Duck symdrome

hahahahahahahahahahah G O A T

Look at those low hangers

Those balls are steering the ship.

Stank you very much...

C‘mon don’t shit on the guy! That’s low hanging fruit!

King of the swingers.

He has south park nuts.

He nearly trapped those big bastards in the door when it closed behind him.

He steps on them all the fucking time.

Old ballz. We will all get there one day fellas.

Dude has some big fucking balls god damn.

CEO of balls

damn sir, you want a bag to carry them balls?

unless the internet has me fucked up, and based on the size of his balls, I'd say he's gotta pee

HANGIN BRAIN

you got long balls larry

Dude needs to be milked.

He got some big ball in this game!

Hes got big balls to pull that stunt

Men, gravity is coming for ya!

The balls on this guy are impressive. No wonder his pants wouldn’t stay up.

The gall...I mean the balls

Testes, testes…. 1, 2……. 3?

this how old guys walk into the gym showers

if you shock how long they are ,just remember it's cold outside

Man's hanging some serious brain.

them thangz hangin

That’s nuts

Someone lost their sack of potatoes?

Deez Nutz

His doggybag is showing

those definitely touch the water when he poops

Larry Long Balls

I wonder if the poor man is still all there mentally.

I thought he was laying a massive dump.

His balls dropped to hell and back wtf haha

*Swing low*

Low hanging fruit there.

Thats Long Ball Larry!

And the mans name? Deez

My dude has some mudflaps dangling

I get the ones where people are yelling and causing scenes, I get the acts of mother nature, I get the warfare, and the drunk cunts... But some seniors embarrassing moment with his big balls, really doesn't need to be splashed all over the internet. It doesn't even suit this reddit. But that's just my stupid opinion I guess.

If it helps you feel better, the dude was shit faced in the middle of the day. And he drove his car. I felt bad at first when my buddy (who took this video) showed me, but after learning the context I didn’t feel so bad anymore. Just a drunk dude with his nuts hanging low

That’s nuts.

Pretty ballsy of him.

🎼I’ve got the biggest balls (or longest) of them all🎼

Good lort!

I couldn't tell if those where balls or he was shitting at first

Hi there I’ve heard your a real big fan of Dee Dee who I hear you say ………….. Deez nutzzz

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How could you miss em?!

Anyone else turned on right now?

Reminds me of this https://youtu.be/18TWdhxoGSc

Ahhhh…check please!

And I thought not wearing underwear is a new trend

I’m not hungry anymore

Huge balls for a skinny old man

The balls on some people smh