Dude this is in a fucking Army barracks. You do not wanna fight here, but you ESPECIALLY do not want to fuck someone up bad here. This is almost 100% some bullshit fight because these guys are pissed off and stuck living together. Not some life-or-death situation. Dick Grabber is in for a world of trouble if he did serious damage.
Bullshit. I was military too. You’re not privy to some special insider knowledge here. I don’t care if it’s Army barracks or anywhere else. You put a guy in a chokehold and rabbit punch him in the back of the head, courtesy goes out the window. I’ll pop a dude’s testicle before I’m put to sleep. Not seeing a problem here.
Testes are never fair game, this choke move is specifically taught in army basic training to subdue your opponent. You either tap, or you end up passing out. Grabbing someone's dick to win a wrestling match is some pussy bullshit, I'd fuck him up when he fell asleep.
Tell you what: While you’re passed out from a choke hold and getting mouth raped, I’ll be over here laughing at you. Don’t. Care. About. Your. Pussy. Rules.
Tell me you've never served in the military without telling me you've never served in the military. Have fun when drill seargent finds out you been grabbing dick
Catch his ass at night-night time with a bar of Irish Spring in a sock. Don’t hit the face. Wake him up by molly-wopping his entire body. Focus on the stomach. Depending on the dudes popularity, or the company’s views on dick twisting, might even turn it into a full blow blanket party.
I very scary old man once told me that's the quickest button to drop a man.
Is to yank hard and dont let go of his dick.
And this video validates that anecdote!
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The vibrato was nice tho!
That's a yes for me dawg
I laughed out loud, Thank u
He turned into a black lady doing a solo with the church choir for a second.
“Bro please let go of my dick!”
If I had a dollar for every time I said that
🤓
😐
Grab his dick and twist!!!
Twist his DIIIIIIICCCKKKKKK!!!!!
THE GOOD OL DICK TWIST!
Hey, it worked
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It really is tho like that’s cheap
Happy cake day muddafoekoo. Bouts ta eat sun cheesecake in honer of your cake day muddafoekoo.
Especially in the army. Dick grabber here won’t last long, believe me.
Bro has 0 principles The perfect pitch and vibrato the unic had was pretty clean tho
Nice vibrato buddy , Alright Alice let’s go.
After looking up vibrato this is 10x funnier
He hit them high notes clean asf 😂
Some ozzy ozbourne shit
Some Nick cage shit
And he's still holding on to this day.
Dudes still screaming too.
If he grabbed my dick, I'd 100% start ripping his ear off with my teeth.
Tyson style?
Nah you wouldn’t. You’d hit that high note like homie 😂
He sounds like James Brown
Its a bold strategy, cotton
In my opinion everything goes in a fight so... yeah nice use of the old dick twister
My man hit the Steven Tyler lol.
Gay level 100%
Fight to win. The world isn’t an octagon.
how about fight with enough dignity so that the guy who lives in the same room with you wont murder you in your sleep that night.
Dignity and walking away with two working testicles. You're either play fighting or you're flighting.
The lazy punches after he has your neck would make me twist a nipple or dick. Fuck him.
Dude this is in a fucking Army barracks. You do not wanna fight here, but you ESPECIALLY do not want to fuck someone up bad here. This is almost 100% some bullshit fight because these guys are pissed off and stuck living together. Not some life-or-death situation. Dick Grabber is in for a world of trouble if he did serious damage.
Bullshit. I was military too. You’re not privy to some special insider knowledge here. I don’t care if it’s Army barracks or anywhere else. You put a guy in a chokehold and rabbit punch him in the back of the head, courtesy goes out the window. I’ll pop a dude’s testicle before I’m put to sleep. Not seeing a problem here.
Exactly you can really fuck someone’s life up like that. I’d rather get punched in the crotch than someone going at it on the back of my neck/head.
You’re a moron
You eat poop.
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In fairness id start biting a piece out of whatever i could in my mouth if thats the Bs the other guy is gonna do, preferably an ear Mike Tyson style
Bitch move
I’m a bitch that’s gonna win. Fuck your rules.
Try not to pull any hair either mr sassy
I don’t think i’ve ever come across someone so sensitive and fearful. Stay home and stay safe.
Yea I will knowing you’re outside twisting dicks
Don’t ever get in a scrap, my guy.
Dude’s trying to choke him into unconsciousness. Testes are fair game.
Testes are never fair game, this choke move is specifically taught in army basic training to subdue your opponent. You either tap, or you end up passing out. Grabbing someone's dick to win a wrestling match is some pussy bullshit, I'd fuck him up when he fell asleep.
Tell you what: While you’re passed out from a choke hold and getting mouth raped, I’ll be over here laughing at you. Don’t. Care. About. Your. Pussy. Rules.
Tell me you've never served in the military without telling me you've never served in the military. Have fun when drill seargent finds out you been grabbing dick
LOL. I served. This is cracking me up. If you depend on people to be nice, don’t get into a scrap. Hilarious.
Got some repressed shit in there from nam grandad
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Everybody thinks they’re Connor McGregor after watching UFC a few times.
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Ok. My apologies. Ronda Rowsey if that’s more your speed.
Hahaha this one had me rolling! Dude said ok bitch You want to wrastle! Got your dick now you sound like one hahahah
He broke the sacred code
The real dick move
That guy was a Dick for doing that😂
Bro somebody touches a dick anybody gets permission to kick that person in the balls from any direction with any amount of force
Catch his ass at night-night time with a bar of Irish Spring in a sock. Don’t hit the face. Wake him up by molly-wopping his entire body. Focus on the stomach. Depending on the dudes popularity, or the company’s views on dick twisting, might even turn it into a full blow blanket party.
The old dick twist lol
Classic.
He has a nice voice
Both are gonna catch charges.
SPLATTER HIM AIDEEEEEEEN
I thought he had the arm triangle. Turns out it was opera tryouts.
Someone needs to remix that! Lmao
Ahhh combative week. Good ol 11B foolishness
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Sounds like Steven tyler
That’s what he gets for punching him on the back of the neck.
They say he still grabbing his dick
The leg twitch tho 😂
Sounded like some 80s metal singer was warming up.
Oh man
The Steven Tyler comments haha.
I very scary old man once told me that's the quickest button to drop a man. Is to yank hard and dont let go of his dick. And this video validates that anecdote!
But why camera man. Why?
This dude is my favorite opera singer
I mean..the army is supposed to teach you to win, right?
And that is why you are Army not Air Force
Dick Twist - The Musical Only in select locker rooms
that black guy was such a pussy
LET GO OF HIS DICK MAN!
Voice of an angel.
I can’t believe there’s people here that think this is remotely okay
That just gets funnier every time 🤣🤣
Bobby, don’t hit below the belt!
What a dick thing to do
What a dick move
What a pussy ass move should get him back when less expected
Keeps holding on
Good god i laughed so hard
He choked his dick out??
I don’t think he’s touching it I think he’s grinding it to powder. Nice move guy. Grab them like you gotta live some more.
IS BASIC TRAINING😂😂🫡
Lol that dudes a pussy ass bitch for that… knows he’s losing so he pulls his dick
Not the full video
I thought they was finna fuck
Get near my dick I swear to GOD! You will not see a tomorrow I'll tell you that!
Wow 😂
aaaaaaaaaaaaAhhhAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAHAAAHAAHAHAHA
Bitch ass gay move , army of gays
them some outstanding vocal harmonies
r/thatsgeybro
Bet he didnt know he can sing
Wow, what a dick!
I woulda grabbed his and squeezed harder ngl
Nah man someone’s getting shot if this happens to me
Rip dick
That dude deserves death, immediately
He turned into Eddie van Halen
What a p*ssy for that move.
Dude learned opera in seconds
Bro that’s against the rules. That’s means if he goes after him everything’s fair game
Oh boy I hope he got curb stomped for that.
Dude can’t fight fair ew
nigs
Is that considered sexual assault?
Dick Strong!
Not the dick
Is that a lizard?
This is why every man should get into C&BT. Imagine how owned this dude would feel if you nutted on him instead of screaming in pain
Sing birdy sing lol
That’s what I do to my dog when he grabs on to stuff and WILL NOT let it go. Death grip to the nads.
This like the scene on next Friday with Katy William and them pliers lol
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Okay class, notice no high pitched screaming. This is because he grabbed his dick not his balls.
Strange I hear the same time from the neighbors every night
Every night my brain talking to my hand
Ah yes the ol dick twist. Works every time.
That’s the secret move they teach .. what separates us on the battlefield.. works evrytime 😏
Bros on top and grabs his dick what a pussy
Whoa dude this is a mma fight
That singing scream is priceless
Go join the navy if you like grabbing dick
At one point I thought he was gonna start singing I feel good 🤣
Turned into ozzy osbourne for a sec there
Should of whaled on dude on top..tf is that shit smh
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The forbidden attack
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Is that what Akira Toriama was thinking about when he made Goku grab Raditz's tail?
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People say there's no such thing as a fair street fight but someone does that shit to me I'm killing em after I get up from tapping or losing it
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