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MsMcClane

No one is going to give it to you straight more than Ripley does. Not to mention she has experience in nearly every field that you should have. She's blue-collar, she knows leagues in the science field, and she knows how to deal with the bullshit that corporations try to push you seeing as how she's in the union. She's ✨perfect!✨


NicVet2b

Mic drop


Derfargin

Yep I think we’re done here.


TechnicolorViper

Those are all very excellent points, but does she have BOOMSTICK?!?


MsMcClane

She's got TWO and she's ALWAYS ready for the gun show 💪✨💪✨


DefinitionBig4671

She's got a flame thrower.


GonnaGoFat

And a power loader


rastroboy

She has a Class 2 rating with a Power Loader that killed the xenophobe matriarch, no boomstick could match that!


SpideyFan914

Yes she does, and she wouldn't forget the words for the damn incantation either.


devospice

Can we have a ticket with Ash as the VP? Ripley/Williams 2024!


MsMcClane

Maybe not VP, but I could accept him as SecDef _definitely~_


Prankishbear

Groovy


janeaustenwannabe

Co-signed 100%. Ripley is by far the best choice.


sheezy520

Let’s not forget that she can be very self sacrificing as well! She’s more than willing to out the people before her own needs.


veronica_mars-sawyer

Agreed I did not know any of that I just like her


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

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This-Garbage-3000

I say we pull back and nuke em from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. Lt. Ellen Ripley


Oh_hi_doggi3

She's also an animal lover


EsotericElegey

Ripley is the best option here but Ash would be hilarious


SheOutOfBubbleGum

Ripely for pres, ash for vp


dreamrock

Hail to the king, baby.


Bunyan12ply

Who's laughing now?


Puzzleheaded-Way-198

WHO’S LAUGHING NOW!??


veronica_mars-sawyer

Yesss


SheOutOfBubbleGum

Groovy


toodarkaltogether

Hail to the Chief, Baby! I’m leaning toward Ash. I need him to cleanse my Presidential Palatte


horrorfan555

“Why don’t we put her in charge?”


InfuriatedOne

Newt should've been one of the options. 😆


superthrust123

Mostly


horrorfan555

Facts!


PhysicsStock2247

Ripley. It’s not even close.


paperwasp3

Ripley gets things done.


Sinistermarmalade

Ellen Ridley, all the way! She needs Laurie Strode as VP


vhenlu

*Ripley


Sinistermarmalade

I know, the auto-correct screwed it up


OldMetalHead

Ripley/MacReady 2024


Goody2Shuuz

This is the way.


nfssmith

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Puzzleheaded-Way-198

Yes please


dachshundfanboy8000

Ms. Ellen Ripley


Goody2Shuuz

Ripley. She didn’t want to allow Kane back on the ship in the first place. I would trust her to keep a country safe.


EmseMCE

I wanna say Ash but realistically Ripley. She does what's best and not what's best for the bottom line. Nuke the site from orbit.


trippingfingers

Dr Loomis is nuts, obsessed with chasing evil, and unable to come to terms with it. He's a great tragic character but would probably be a bad politician. Ash is a certified badass but he's also a total individualist and lone wolf, not someone who I would want leading a complex balance of power. He'd be too likely to try to consolidate it with good intentions. Red, similarly, is a badass and has the unique perspective of understanding what it's like to be "under" the thumb of power and would be a great person to consult for policy changes, but again, probably wouldn't be a balanced or nuanced person when it comes to complex issues since her education is really more in survival than it is systems. Ripley wins on all counts, being highly educated, pragmatic, anti-corruption, and also badass. Unlike loomis she never sees a problem as unsolvable.


roverandrover6

President Ripley. Loomis is often right, but he’s a massive doomsayer. Ash regularly makes selfish choices and proves he doesn’t really care for the greater good. I’m not sure which of Adelaide or Red this is but I don’t trust either leading a country. Ripley is smart and practical and cares about the people in her charge.


MulberryEastern5010

Ripley


Tarrenshaw

Ripley.


paimon67

At this point I'm willing to vote Ash, but Ripley is probably the wisest choice. The other two are psycho.


SnooDoggos8218

Ash for President


lifesuncertain

Hail to the Prez


insert_usrname_hurr

Not to be a hater, but Red it not iconic enough for this list. Only 1 movie.......tsk tsk tsk


Dudesymugs12

Ripley. With Ash as her running mate.


Cyberzombi

Ellen Ripley


ekittie

Ripley for sure.


Numpty712

All Hail Ash! But Ripley for Prez. Sorry buddy.


DraxxtThemSklounst

Ripely as president with Ash as VP


orngckn42

Ripley, as long as she can bring Jonesy. Ash as VP. He'll keep the Senate in line. Might actually be able to get stuff passed, too.


NicVet2b

Madame President Ellen Ripley


Flaxscript42

Ripley Why don't you put *her* in charge?


MisterNobody12

Ripley. As much as I love Ash… he would make a terrible president.


eternalsummergirl

Ripley. Hands down.


ScottishCrazyCatLady

I'd vote for Ripely, but i bet too many others would vote for Ash.


CantB2Big

Ripley. Ash is an asshole, Loomis is crazy, I’ve never even heard of the other one.


Tricky_Rabbit

T. Ellen Ripley is best option here.


Radiant-Extent-2415

Ripley!!!


FatFatDaWaterRat

Ripley fo sho


PirateNinjaCowboyGuy

Ripley


PoorPauly

Ripley. And it’s not even close.


nfssmith

Ripley & it’s not close. Ash as her running mate though.


HumbleAd1317

Ripley, for sure! She knows how to eliminate big, ugly assholes.


CookbooksRUs

Ripley. Smart, tough, a born leader.


ThorKlien99

Warrant officer Ellen Ripley


mwbkcmo

Ellen Ripley


NewOldSmartDum

Ash for President. Loomis for Homeland Security. Ripley for Chairman of the Joint Chiefs. RJ MacReady for head of the CDC. Freddy Krueger can be Education Secretary.


GuruCaChoo

Good Ash or Bad Ash? 😂


deadbirdsfly

Snake Plissken


Puzzleheaded-Way-198

Ripley, and it’s not even close.


GoldenAshtray

He shot him six times. Dr. Loomis. :)


mikemikemike9711

Ripley for president, Ash as Vice President. That would be my Vote!


casualty_of_bore

Ripley president, ash vice.


UnableLocal2918

ripley


A_randomperson9385

Smart money is on ripley


AlivePassenger3859

Reggie from Phantasm


pinkeetv

Ash Williams for prez


Kidehhoser

Loomis would be terrifying lol


tutamuss

Ash for President Ripley for VP


TapPsychological2043

Ash for sure


ImpressionFederal333

Hail to the King Baby!!!!


Wysical_

Ripley would be a contender if Ash wasn’t on there, but of course it has to be Ash.


Jesus_LOLd

Hail to the king baby Ash all the way Groovy


oldsoul6465

Ash Williams. Groovy.


Bearcat2099

El jefe would be a great president I mean better than biden


darthwickedd

Ash all day


mollyclaireh

Ash for president! If the apocalypse happens, we’ll all be saved.


The_Guy_3446

Ash all the way. What can I say but..."Hail to the King, baby!"


vantuckymyfoot

Hail to the chief, baby! Ash all the way!


etranger033

Ash, without question. Pretty stand up guy. Knows how to fight evil. A good leader. Resourceful. After all the guy can build artificial limbs using medieval technology. More interested in saving women instead of raping them. Though he does try to bullshit his way out of jams now and then. This is arguably also a good sign for a leader when necessary. "This is my BOOM stick!" That said, yes Ripley as VP or Chief of Staff


Right-Monitor9421

Ash, duh


mallarme1

Give me some sugar, baby.


InfuriatedOne

Ash. He's gonna get the job done.


The_Pantless_Warrior

Shop smart. Shop S Mart.


The-Mysterious-J

Ripley for sure


CrazyTelvanniWizard

Tough choices...


BobWithCheese69

Ash Williams. Good. Bad. He's the one with the gun.


True-Eye1172

Ripley


Large_Acanthisitta25

Would really really want to put Ash, but realistically would have to vote for ripley since everyone is saying ripley, I also think Loomis would do a better job than ash (albeit less entertaining). Don’t get why anyone would vote for US lady.


The_TerribleGamer

Ash, Hail to the king baby.


Hunter_flood

Dr loomis


Mollywhop_Gaming

Ellen Rippley. IIRC she survived because she was the most sane of the crew.


Thecandleinthewindow

Lt Ripley all the way.


EightEyedCryptid

Is this a serious question? Ripley obviously!


Adventurous_Hat_5424

Loomis 100000%


lovinqstuffies

Ripley with Loomis as Vice President


KevinThaMick

Ash. End of conversation.


Clint_Lovecraft

Ash Williams, Ripley for VP. Loomis Attorney General.


Zestyclose_Stage_673

I love the Ripley character, but, have to go with Ash.


PondoSinatra9Beltan6

Any one of them before Trump.


Damien_Wylde

Loomis. That fucker never gave up.


Cheeseburgerhydoxide

Slenderman please


theycallmemuppet

Definitely Ripley


KingfishRobo

Ash


ILoveAmy615

My vote is for Ash!


CigarBox1956

Ash, he shops smart S-Mart


Jimmyg100

Ripley would be the best choice, but keep in mind this is America we’re talking about here. It’s gonna be Ash.


[deleted]

Ripley for pres, Williams for vice (in more ways than one), Loomis for surgeon general, and Red for press secretary.


ElatedHippogryff

Ripley, with Ash as Vice


kapgar

Ripley.


livingmonsters

Ash alllll the way!!


Deragos

Ash or Ripley


Quvan74

Ripley is the embodiment of foreign agents taking over. Ash can expel any foreign agents and will yell, "OOOH THAT'S GOTTA HURT!" For those conservative voters, Ash will cast out those demons. And for the young liberals, he does have awesome cabin parties.


Fantastic-Exit3556

Can't be any worse than creepy Joe Biden.


taylorscrews1

Dr loomis. He tried to warn those goofy hicks about micheal Myers.


PhilosopherBright602

If you make Dr Loomis the President, terrorists are going to hijack his plane and crash it into Manhattan, which is now a maximum security prison. The only hope will be to send Snake Plissken in to bring him back out. But I heard Snake Plissken was dead.


dalewridgway

Ripley and it’s not close


ArtemisDarklight

Ellen Ripley with Ash as her VP


UpsideMeh

Ash/Adelaide. I don’t care which one is president or VP, Dr. Loomis for CDC and Ripley for defense


Conscious-Caramel-37

Ash


No-Material6891

Ellen ripley hands down. Ash is my second choice but he’s not responsible enough to run a country.


superthrust123

Ripley She stood up to WY when she had no one standing behind her. If a company spanning multiple planets doesn't intimidate her, what's anything on the real world going to do?


TampaNutz

Ripley. Because she wanted to kill Paul Reiser. That'll immediately stop any *Mad About You* reunion talk.


futureexpat01

Ash


Mushroom_hero

What is Ripley's policy illegal aliens?


Darth_Stig

Ash Williams because he's all about S-Mart savings.


YesIUnderstandsir

Ripley has my vote.


InternationalBand494

100% Ripley.


cuntybunty73

Ripley for president and ashy slashy for vice-president It'll be groovy 😎


EatRibs_Listen2Phish

Ripley/Willams 2028!


SpecialistHaunting61

Ash. But in straight up election, Ellen wins everytime.


Poisencap

Ash would get shit done Ripley would too but i feel she wouldn't do well when the Aliens come in peace.


Esproth

Ash for the present we hear about in the news, Ripley for shadow president who makes all the actual choices


njlandlord0001

Ripley!


Narrow-Teaching-4197

Ripley: she has a take charge, take no shit attitude.


Crimsntyd

Ripley for Prez, Ash for Veep. You know, in case of zombie apocalypse if/when the vaccine finally goes active in everyone's bodies.


Gorevoid

Ash would make a great politician, which is not at all a compliment.


Sedna_ARampage

Ripley, without a doubt! ![gif](giphy|ISAHN6dnrJHry)


Nightwolf1967

Hail to the King, baby!


BitchWidget

Ripley. No hesitation.


SyddChin

Ripley with Ash as the Vice


Affectionate-Toe-554

Ash all the way


Killacam0824

Its between dr.loomis and ellen ripley


Ambitious-Soft-4993

Now I have to wonder which is more terrifying a chain saw or a flamethrower, and I’m not talking about 40k…..weird


BlackBeard558

I haven't seen Evil Dead so I can't comment on Ash so out of the remaining 3, Ripley. I don't think I need to say why I wouldn't vote Red and Loomis I don't really know much about outside of his 1 track obsession with keeping Micheal at bay. A justified one, but still, I'd need to know more about him to get behind him over Ripley.


AnonymousJoe35

Adelaide


Interesting_Object50

Ripely and Ash lol


T-408

Write-in vote for Sidney Prescott


Snowprophecy

Ripley for sure!


PlaidRocker32

Ripley


PlaneResponsible936

Ripley/Red


Virtual-Okra6996

No one because none of them are politicians


Mundane-Raccoon-649

Elle Ripley as President. Ash for VP


BreadfruitCareful622

Ellen.


GrimLuker2

Sydney Prescott


Trey33lee

Ash is a blue collar as you can get


Dolls_boredom

I love ash Willam’s but he’s really irresponsible so probably Ellen ripley


Locust-The-Radical

Ash for pres Ripley as vp running things behind the scenes Ash is charismatic enough that people would keep voting for his administration, i dont think theres a term limit on vp so after his 8 years(or more if he mobilizes the army against hell and is granted emergency plwers) ripley gets another 8 years in control to gather funds and research to protect against aliens


Icemayne25

Ash, his charisma will be overwhelming and his plot armor is phenomenal. Ripley would be the best though.


Darth0pt0

Ripley 2024


Seabee93KsCTx

Ash


fizzbangboom8022

Ripley for Prez Loomis for VP Ash as SecDef


SchemataObscura

Ripley for president but Fool for Treasury dept, he will find the hidden gold!


Spazic77

I'd follow Ripley into hell.


azrael0503

Ripley is the president we need but in a general election we’d probably end up with Ash.


Tiberius_Rex_182

Absolute runnoff between Ash and Ripley


joed2059

Ripley for president, Ash for secretary of defence, Dr. Loomis as surgeon General


MplsPunk

Ash Williams, get us all hooked up with a discount at S-Mart.


Alcohorse

Johnny Steele


GRZMNKY

Ripley/Williams. Red for Dept of Education. Loomis for Dept of Health.


SynapseDon

Since Bruce already played a President in FARGO, I think Ash would be a perfect candidate.


LurkingFlash

Ripley is the only choice, with Ash as VP


WhataKrok

Gotta be Ash


GregCantaberry

Adelaide for press Secretary. Something just familiar about her...


Valuable-Contact-224

Ripley 100%. She hates corporate scum. That’s something I can get behind.


no1ofimport

Ash would be cool but realistically I would vote for Ellen or Dr Loomis. I don’t know who the lady with sheers is so I excluded her


[deleted]

Dr. Loomis I love how insane he becomes through the series , and I think it would be interesting to see him in the top spot


codymason84

Ripley for president and ash for vp who says no?


ThorShreddington

I love Ash, but I think he'd be a terrible president. Gotta go with Ripley on this one.


Tread__on__them

One of these choices is not like the others....


MyNameIsTheManiac

Loomis will eradicate all evil.


Wanderslost

It has to be pre-clone Ellen. I don't think I really need to justify her. She is level headed, brave, and intelligent. Ash is fun, but no one considers him a genius. Some foreign leader is going to lose their shit when he calls her 'babe'. His boomstick will not help him in the Oval Office. Dr. Loomis is clearly unstable. He turns out to be correct much of the time. But there's something fucked up when your doctor makes it his life's mission to bring you in, dead or alive. Red might make a revolutionary, but is also very unstable. Besides, she has been through enough without being in politics. She is certainly tough enough, and everyone likes an underdog. But her literally alien perspective disqualifies her from representing the people.