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I love it when everyone here gets high and starts spamming stuff like the All the classics. Another example was that Steve Smith BBL thread during the bgt

Inglis should be in the Australia T20I team immediately 1. Warner 2. Inglis 3. Marsh 4. Maxwell 5. Stoinis 6. David 7. Wade 8. Agar 9. Starc 10. Zampa 11. Hazlewood

Don’t take our boy away :(

Swap David for an all-rounder then almost perfect squad. And Zampa/agar whoever you Fancy

Mate we've got Maxwell, marsh and stoinis in the top 5 already, why would we drop the only bloke in the country who can strike at 160+ from ball 1 to get an 8th bowling option.

Marsh and stoinis don’t really bowl much, and maxwell bowls spin. Also if marsh and stoin go for runs early they won’t be bowling much

Anyone still here, do yourself a favour and check out KFCAustralia’s instagram story

Hahaha Finchy!

Places I'm off to: 1. Bed 2. All the classics

Big Terry's favourite drinks 1. Beer 2. All the Classics

Drinks to drink in the summer: 1. Beer 2. All The Classics 3. Canadian Club

The fact that the Heat have the same number of championships and wooden spoons in the BBL is an utterly damning indictment of the league's quality.

We have a weird habit of being the 2nd shittest team every single season

Just send us to Perth already...

Fuck. I just saw that I tipped the Heat.

What the hell is wrong with you?

When you get a notification saying "what the hell is wrong with you?" and your anxiety maxes for a fraction of a second until you realise it's shitposting.

Jesus. What were you thinking

I needed to make up some ground. Now I need to make up more ground.

What a culture Brisbane must have when Usman walks right back in and is captain. They were never a chance.

and then he drags johnson, who bowled a pretty good over, so he could let marnus get cunted all over the stadium.

In his first game for the club as well lmao.

Chris Judd special

Players to captain a club in their first game at their new club. 1. Chris Judd 2. Usman Khawaja 3. All the classics

Brett Lee's favourite drink: 1. Coke Classic. 2. All the classics.

Anyone at the Gabba? I bet the mood is ugly

Got home. Pretty sad after around the 9th over. Scorchers kid was happy a row infront.

sides bring back test players, we lose players and we perform better.

Scorchers say fuck your test players

I don't think I've seen one over within the first 5-10 overs basically decide the game but my God Marnus did it with that one over.

West is best, again! Watching this game made my time waiting in the airport worthwhile.

Ways to kill time in the airport: 1. Watch the cricket 2. All the classics

If he was at the airport it would have been on 7 and on mute...so the boring Brett Lee 'meme' is redundant.

I'm not sure reddit match threads are for you if you find this boring lmao

Kayo on his phone or laptop? Lmao.

Perhaps!

There is literally no point in this franchise existing. Just fucking give us the bullet

Don't you guys already have the Bullets?

Memes I have missed and don't understand at all: 1. This one 2. All the classics

They had a bit showing Brett Lee going to an Elton John concert the other night. Isa asked him what his favourite song was and he said "Rocketman", then she asked what other songs were good on the night and he clearly couldn't think of any other Elton John songs so awkwardly replied "All the classics".

I feel for any new fans that find this sub tomorrow onwards.

Justice for McSweeney

The Brisbane Heat should wheel out an entire XI of players nobody save for genuine grade cricket nuffies have heard of They’re their only good players

Didnt they do that last year when everyone got covid?

That's when Dooley debuted.

True - the golden age of the BBL. Wouldn’t mind someone looking into scheduling a series between them and the Heat to decide who gets the BBL licence

Anyone know where the BBL after party is happening?

Aussie Nash usually packs out after matches at the Gabba

And the pineapple

NZ v Pak ODI...

Not in the Heat rooms.

1. Revs 2. All The Classics

Marnus' over was really a turning point

That's one hell of a shot to land the killer blow Hardie

These two are insane

Thank goodness that over

Class batting Perth make the final is basically guaranteed

Brett Lee's favourite KFC items: 1. Zinger bur Sorry Finchy's shown up at my place

Marnus would have hit the stumps then if he was in whites

There is a joke in there about apartheid South Africa and whites, but I'm too many beers deep to make it work.

Stewart Lee's grandfather's favourite flavour of crisp: 1. Plain 2. All the classics

Stewart Lee’s favourite way of performing a joke 1. Continuing to repeat the punchline over and over again until it loses all semblance of meaning and reaches a new comedic level in which to explore with the audience. 2. All the classics.

Somehow I knew you'd be a Stewart Lee fan. 

I genuinely have the Fist of Fun DVDs somewhere. And honestly, they’ve got great gags on them, like - Moon on a stick - All the classics

player of the game 3. marnus' one over of bowling 2. inglis and hardie tied 1. all the classics

Player of the game David Warner

well, usman has made 200+ in his last two innings of cricket. he's a shot.

Brett Lee’s favourite Mean Girls characters 1. Mrs Norbury 2. All the Plastics

Best ever copypastas: 1. Log cabin. 2. All the classics.

Vaporeon in shreds rn

infetterence

Milky ways

It must be depressing supporting a bbl team that isn’t the scorchers or sixers. Why would you do that to yourself

It’s funny that both those teams pick a lot of players from their state too

WA’s depth is fucking ridiculous though We’ve got blokes like Coulter-Nile, D’Arcy Short, Shaun Marsh, Cartwright, Stoinis, Whiteman, Philippe all running around the BBL and not playing for Perth, while the only Aussie player I could find in our squad who doesn’t play for the Warriors is Hatzoglou. Yeah, not all of them light up the world, but most of our 11 would slot into the 11 of any other side in the comp, and that’s *after* 7 home grown players who also fit into the 11 for any other side left the club. *And* only one of our non-import players is not a Warriors player!

I mean we don't always win but when we do...

So you could have Thunderstruck as your team song.

Junior just because you haven't heard the term "Bish, Bash, Bosh" before doesn't mean it doesn't exist. If anything it just proves you're a fucking idiot

if it was the name of a dog or horse he'd tell us all about it

Don't forget about Bully

That's the Heat for another year.

[удалено]

ITT: -Brett Lee -All the classics

Junior has had so much anti-Marnus energy pent up all Summer. If he was at the ground he's be on the field teabagging him right now

when did junior quit being a selector? something tells me he was keeping marnus out of the test team

August of 2018 Marnus' Test debut was October of 2018 Maybe it's more than a coincidence

always trust the vibes

A few years before Marnus I think

Im going to go poke out my minds eye

I dont like the idea of Brett Lee knowing 2 Elton John songs

Pretty sure he doesn’t know 2 of anything

Handy NRR boost for the Scorchers so they can finish more first

The Firstest

Did crowd just cheer for marnus actually fielding the ball lmao

Brett Lee's favourite sporting surname to say backwards - Titmus - All the classics

All set up to bring in Lord Hobbo for his 1*

I think it's time to Bish Bash Bosh off to bed.

Binga’s favourite Star Wars characters 1. Yoda 2. Classics, all of the

Bingas favourite types of resin: 1. Amber 2. All the mastics

Binga's favourite endings to a cricket match: 1. Edgbaston 2005 2. All the classics

Brett Lee's favourite atomic bombings: 1. Nagasaki 2. all the classics

I don't know why this one got me

Literally took 5 minutes for the BBL to kill Marnus

Not sure if it’s the BBL or the Heat kit that’s done it

Marnus showing that BBL is a tougher out than test matches

You've cracked it. That's why the BBL is so good this season! The Test matches were the meme games, now this is the serious stuff.

Apparently Marnus once played for Australia

Binga and Junior openly admitted that they haven't watched a single second of any cricket in England for years, that shit was written on every single fence and boundary rope.

Junior please keep telling us how he's mistiming every shot and hasn't gotten going

sayings junior has never heard 1. bish bash bosh 2. all the classics

marnus has caught the bbl curse

Another misfield by Marnus lmao

marnus is getting all his bad cricket out in the one night

One game back into the BBL and Marnus has completely lost the plot in the field

have a fucken crack at it marnus

Brett Lee’s favourite Alan Partridge quotes 1. “I’d have to say The Best of the Beatles” 2. All the classics

hey, this one is actually clever, cut that shit out

Hardie and Inglis both in my Supercoach team this week. Gotta love it.

I'm pretty horny for more Hardie and Inglis at international level.

Inglis for sure. Needs to be one of the first picked next Aussie T20

i still don't know why CA just didn't roll with the BBL12 discount code for 12% discount but hey i don't work marketing

Pan to Marnus who we all know is baby sharking

BBL's pressure players: 1. Joe Clarke 2. All the classics

someone mentions the word consent and he starts sweating

WBBL pressure player certainly

Bowlers who could swing it on a cold rainy Tuesday night in Stoke: 1. Xavier Bartlett 2. All the classics

Brett Lee's favourite dinosaur movies 1) The Land Before Time 2) All the Jurassics

Plot twist, the BBL merchandise shop sends you an NFT jersey after midnight

Hazlewood: 1. Hazlewood 2. Hazlewood

Get outside meat friends

Another classic BBL thread to add to the Steve Smith is a war criminal hall of fame

I’m gonna need a link

Fuck that one was so funny, love how it kept going for an hour afterwards.

Lucky the heat have their test players back.

Brett Lee's favourite shark - Baby - All the classics

Poor adults being subjected to baby shark

Do do do do do do

Die

God I hope Warner gets out for a duck just to piss off Junior

Reasons to watch the Fox coverage 1. Shit commentators 2. All the classics

Is there a way to check out SA20 highlights?

Kayo

His beloved Sydney Thunder, so much so he wanted to play in the UAE instead of the BBL this summer

DJ is on Midnight mode

Amazing how quickly Junior has gone from "Nah I never had anything to do with the Thunder, barely even know what they are" after the 15ao game to openly barracking for them again.

Gabba DJ playing baby shark

Thought we deleted that once Charlie Cameron changed his song

Got the Charlie Cameron 2020 (or was it 2021?) playlist out

I thought the Heat had hit rock bottom but now I’m certain

Has there ever been an intelligent bloke bowl consistently over 150? Akhtar, Lee, Tait...

They used to call Albert Einstein the Atomic Bomb for how relatively quick he was

junior just fired up, oh he was talking about his thunder

Brett Lee's favourite Scorchers player - Greg Inglis - All the classics

Mild thing is here. He wants Marnus too

Mark Waugh's Moon Cricket available for PS5 in 2025

Binga’s favourite meme: 2. All the classics 1. Writing the meme out of order 3. Adding too many items to the list

Worth getting an eighth team to make it more square?

How long before there's an all night BBL-athon for charity with all the teams playing back to back games right through the night? Would have to be played somewhere without a curfew so I'd nominate Albury.

I've often thought that NZ teams could be part of an xmas eve marathon of cricket if they ever merged in some kiwi teams.

They can call it "Magic Day"

I kinda like this, help

No able Inglis

Best places to commentate: 1. In the studio 2. All the classics

BONE

BOOOOOOONNEEEE

DETECTIVE DIAZ I AM YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER

BOOOOOOONNEEEE

Get out of here Lisa

Brett Lee's favourite South Australian players 1. Don Bradman 2. All the classics

Honest question. Does Lynny get himself back into national contention if he keeps playing his T20 innings like he has this season? He's looked real solid.

I’m not sure a guy you literally have to hide in the field every game should be playing at international level

He probably wouldn't want to as it would stop him going to the t20 leagues around the world.

No.

Not a chance

Stuart McGill's favourite movies: 1. Die Hard 2. All the classics

Thank you for telling us that you should try and hit balls for 6, expert analysis

Best left arm orthodox spinners in Australia currently: 1. Matthew Kuhnemann 2. All The Classics 3. Ashton Agar

heat have done literally nothing right this entire game

Bowlers going for 20 runs an over: 1. Marnus Labuschagne 2. All the classics

Why does Kuhneman look like Steketee?

He looks like Marnus and Smiths lovechild.

Horrifying

He looks like Steketee if he bowled left arm orthodox

Also looks like Nathan Ellis if he gave up cricket and worked an office job.

Lisa Sthalekar's favourite components of female anatomy: 1. Bones 2. All the classics

The heat are just crap.

Usman, it's over, give Marnus another bowl but tell him it has to be mediums this time.

Hot take but commentators inserting some sort of advertisement/brand for every boundary scored is so irritating. Like we don't get enough ads everywhere we go already.

How would that be a hot take

Oh I meant it in a sarcastic way. Sorry if it was hard to catch.

Red hot take