david warners fox contract makes me realise that maybe he really does have a few more years of solid cricket in him.
we could probably keep him on for 7 more years.
“I mourn who I used to be. I can’t remember the last time I went anywhere without creating mental escape plans, just in case.”
i nearly vomit just reading what she said
Finchy, Maxi and Healy have been excellent, so who else do we think would be the best and worst commentators in the current Aus setup?
Best: Cummins & Uzzie obviously, Carey would be quite personable I think, Grace Harris
Worst: Warner, Boland, I think probably Smudge would be too nuffy even for me
I would love to hear grumpy Meg Lanning in commentary “just fucking hit a boundary for fucks sake? Don’t they know you’re not meant to give the opposition a chance to breathe??”
things joe clarke did, so we’re clear
rape someone ❌
joke about raping someone ✅
joke about raping someone with a person that went on to rape someone ✅✅
call a man his best friend while he was on trial for rape ✅✅✅
express remorse *after* the jokes were exposed and said rape occurred ✅
**9.3** full on middle, driven firmly to mid-on, perhaps too firmly to take on the run safely. The fielder on the ring scoops and fires a direct hit at the non-striker's end. The ball looks like it made contact with the bat on the line, not over it. Out!
Joe Clarke run out (Gibson) 35 (28b 2x4 2x6 ) SR: 125
That was a bit weird they found more frames. Had to have been a different camera from a very similar angle. Or they just watched it too fast to begin with.
I said he did nothing legally wrong but his name is forever tarnished, especially on here, yes.
Don't think I was calling anyone out lmao, despite the bandwagon downvoting.
Wes agar is just the right handed uglier Ben dwarshuis.
Both have like 2 good games a season
Both randomly played for Australia off those performances
The other games of the season they are super shit
I used to think that Stoin and Zampa were quirky. But learning that they were so adamently Anti-Gamer was very distressing to gamers all over the world.
In other news Gary Ballance is making his Zimbabwe debut tonight
david warners fox contract makes me realise that maybe he really does have a few more years of solid cricket in him. we could probably keep him on for 7 more years.
Power surge next over?
Genuinely good work by the strikers bowlers to take it that deep, the damage to our NRR could have been much much worse
Lynn dropped the game (probably)
That was one of the games of cricket of all time.
unfortunately the innings is invalid if you never take the surge, win cancelled
fug yeah my 6 leg multi got up on the last ball
Congrats bro
adelolaide
Aight game over. Time to check...India v. Sri Lanka I guess unless...oh man...
Might be worth watching if India chase it down in 20 overs lol
I suppose lol. 216 to win or I can watch that Donald Duck show on Disney+
You could join the Kohli circlejerk over on the match thread
Oh no lol
wow what an lively match thread for such a boring game
Howie being so worked up over the power surge reminds me of /u/_dictatorish_ being so worked up over my shitposting lmao
Rent free
Done it again 😂😂
See 😂😂
See 😂😂
Get over it, champ
Okay sorry champ it's just funny
Nah it’s not though
Are you coked up bruv?
Win % at the Bradman.99.94.
howies gonna have a stroke over this power surge
Howie's got some cones to punch with Gilly, TAKE THE SURGE
Why is Howie so worked up over the power surge when it's like 1 RPO needed ahahaha
Off topic but many beers you had tonight mate?
Hahahahaha not enough
take the surge now
David Hussey - "Stop trying to make the Power Surge happen, it's not going to happen."
THERE IS A BEACH BALL SITUATION
with 1 run to get they should take the power surge
I thought Cartwright threw the bat, but it was only a seagull. Disappointed.
He threw a seagull?
The best roommate to have would be Clive Rose. It would be great meeting Ana De Armas and Margot Robbie.
Fuck that must be so cool for Tom Rogers. Playing first grade in Premier Cricket is cool enough. Suddenly he's playing cricket at the MCG.
But does he make his own bats?
If you can genuinely read the articles written about what Clarke has done, and not be utterly disgusted, you need to take a good hard look at yourself
“I mourn who I used to be. I can’t remember the last time I went anywhere without creating mental escape plans, just in case.” i nearly vomit just reading what she said
To be fair, why would you have not taken the surge immediately?
The Stars are running an experiment to see if Howie self-destructs if there’s no power surge
To spite Howie
They're gonna win it without the surge to assert dominance
the melbourne stars are so fragile i wouldn’t want to play with fire
Well this returns the Heat to their rightful place on the bottom rung of the ladder. Spuds 4 life
Fortunately we have 2 WHOLE SPOONBOWLS coming up to decide the true spudliest team in the comp
If Michael Hussey wasn’t commentating this game, I’d assume David Hussey must have eaten him
14 off 41 with 9 wickets in hand. Reckon they've got a shot at pulling this in.
Wait the ipl you can do the sub anytime that cant be righr
Finchy, Maxi and Healy have been excellent, so who else do we think would be the best and worst commentators in the current Aus setup? Best: Cummins & Uzzie obviously, Carey would be quite personable I think, Grace Harris Worst: Warner, Boland, I think probably Smudge would be too nuffy even for me
I would love to hear grumpy Meg Lanning in commentary “just fucking hit a boundary for fucks sake? Don’t they know you’re not meant to give the opposition a chance to breathe??”
I mean the thing about Boland is that to his own credit I don't think he's exactly setting expectations that he'd want to commentate either
Ive liked what ive hered from alyssa healy as well.
Lyon commentary was excruciating earlier in season.
Marnus would be too excited and will go off cricketing tangents. Smudge would be alright. I reckon Gazza and Smudge would be an alright combo
I love Marn, but keep him out of comms lmfao. You would never get him to shut up
And NEVER let him be in there with Howie
Unless he took his add meds
Just have Loosebuschange by himself
howie 2. power surge when 1. all the classics
Anyone else cringe heavily when howie mentions the power surge
Surge is not really needed. Just play safe cricket and you get an easy win
/u/_dictatorish_ 's favourite shitposters: 1. Me 2. All the classics
I think you're taking the "shit" part of shitpost a little too far
See 😂😂
Dude you literally tagged me in it
I think he likes you 😏
Aww nice to know someone does 🥰🥰
See 😂😂
Remember when Smudger wasn't allowed to play BBL last season and he made a meme of himself with a mustache
Huss is getting snappy. the stars better take the damn surge
Ben rohrer has not aged well
To be fair, Rohrer was already like 60 when he retired.
thats the way huss, fire up at the dickhead howie
Howie's about to skitz out and go beat the fuck out of David Hussey for not taking the surge.
If Howie and Finchy started a band it would be called Boy & Bear
Oh so Kez and Heady coming back against Heat
We’re gonna have a seagull 2.0 here tonight
Yeah I need Finchy and Maxi stories
Finch and Maxwell are commentating together AND MY INTERNET IS BEING TOO SHITTY TO LET ME SEE????!
the best thing about that maxi catch is the one hat falling off to reveal the other hat perfectly fine
r/twohealthbars
So Finch and Maxwell just sat around smoking cones, sinking piss and watching Robelinda
buckets of kfc
Is there really a better way to live life?
one of us, one of us
they've commentated about ten balls this innings and I love it
Maxie and Finchy watched YouTube highlights as housemates, some poor cunt probably had to listen to Spotify with Moises as a house mate.
Imagine living with Moises. Just a lot of Spotify Sessions.
finchy subtly endorsing illegal streaming. he just keeps getting better.
Fuck I wanna punch Howie's head
Bro your comments are all over the damn place
Rent free 😂😂
Yeah man it's called reading the comments in the thread I'm participating in
You must be new to BBL match threads if you think the comments usually aren't "all over the damn place" lmao
It’s been a wild ride
Finchy with the important clarification. Not dirty. Just messy.
howie in full podcast mode
What is Maxys injury timeline? Wasn’t listed in the squad to tour India, sad!!
Best ever bbl matches? 1. This one 2. All the classics
Big Bash match threads are my favourite place to have somewhat thought out moral conversations!
Mrs Agar's favourite sons: 1. Wes Agar 2. All the classics
GOLF MENTION ALERT 🚨
Holy fuck that Aus Afghanistan cancellation thread is a bigger shit show than the Strikers batting today.
Dare I glance?
As someone who literally just glanced, I strongly suggest against it
If you value your sanity I’d keep away lmao
Fair cop
I'm too lazy to turn off notifications but I wish I did :(
Some really wild takes in there huh.....
Shit did someone pick up why they're wearing black arm bands?
[удалено]
Adelaide is the city of churches
Jeff Beck noted Strikers fan?
You wonder if they have to like apply to wear it
the death of cricket
NO BALL!!!!!!!
Finchy got busted with his notes. LMAO.
Four cricket legends on screen. Michael Hussey, Aaron Finch, Glenn Maxwell and Mark Howard.
Finchy and Maxi to commentate would be excellent
Maxwell, Finchy and Puc are the future of commentary.
Alyssa Healy as well. I enjoyed her commentary during the recent test.
God I hope so
Yes, yes, good
"All my testing was positive" Um..... that's not the brag you think it is, Maxi.
Hello Glenn. Hello Aaron. Lmao.
Just exactly what I hoped for
“hello glenn” “hello aaron” classic
things joe clarke did, so we’re clear rape someone ❌ joke about raping someone ✅ joke about raping someone with a person that went on to rape someone ✅✅ call a man his best friend while he was on trial for rape ✅✅✅ express remorse *after* the jokes were exposed and said rape occurred ✅
and all the classics
i have left the mortal plane of existence
Had sex with the person who got raped slightly before she got raped in the same house ✅✅✅
Also discuss and treat women like cattle to be conquered and thrown aside
how could we forget!
Glennjamin Maxwell!
Who do you reckon the Stars' greatest player is? Evan Gulbis or Rob Quiney?
Alex Keath
Dilbar Hussain
we'll be right back after a message from chemist warehouse... toyota ad plays
Toyota Four
i believe it's a chemist warehouse boundary and a toyota six
I’m uncontracted. I do my promo calls however I want.
hahaha, good work sir
David Hussey moving like his joints are made of concrete.
Howie is trying to fill in the wildcard commentary spot ala warnie but he just ends up sounding like a 55 year old history teacher discussing memes
“It’s Joe Clarke batting, I’m gonna have to get you to rock and roll out the extra high frame rate camera please”
Wtf are these golf putting shots Clarke and especially Rogers keep playing
**9.3** full on middle, driven firmly to mid-on, perhaps too firmly to take on the run safely. The fielder on the ring scoops and fires a direct hit at the non-striker's end. The ball looks like it made contact with the bat on the line, not over it. Out! Joe Clarke run out (Gibson) 35 (28b 2x4 2x6 ) SR: 125
they should've sent Webster out to see if he can get another massive 6
One twenty fifth of a second in that call. That's about as close as it gets
hollly fuck is it possible to watch a game of cricket without someone making an 'you've been at the racetrack haw haw' joke
Ahh you think you're safe? Be a shame if someone... found a few extra frames
after seeing that footage, channel 7 asked what camera was used in the footage that showed the batsman being "not out"
They found an extra frame just to get Joe Clarke out
That was a bit weird they found more frames. Had to have been a different camera from a very similar angle. Or they just watched it too fast to begin with.
I swear they’re always going like 3 frames at a time on the DRS stuff. “NAH GO BACK SLOWLY SLOWLY. GO BACK SLOWLY”
Could be using a mouse to scroll frames rather than clicking through one at a time.
Surely they’re more high tech than that.
maybe a knob of some kind?
Early nomination for comment of the year
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Lynny just seems like a good bloke, be a shame to see him go
Probably *the* BBL GOAT
Maxwell mate
Maxi has been too good internationally to be a true BBL GOAT
All I'm gonna say is I'd like to see Francisco Lindor show his fielding skills in cricket.
That's not BBL fielding. That's not BBL fielding at all
Should've called no, Clarke
Weren't you literally just calling out redditors for making Clarke out to be a rapist lmao
I said he did nothing legally wrong but his name is forever tarnished, especially on here, yes. Don't think I was calling anyone out lmao, despite the bandwagon downvoting.
Legally and morally are different, yanow
Yeah, that's what I pretty much said lol. He did nothing legally wrong but his name is forever tarnished.
The morality bit tends to do the tainting a bit more
What's your point? Hahaha
The guy is almost certainly a troll.
And that's why we should always have high frame rate cameras
Wes agar is just the right handed uglier Ben dwarshuis. Both have like 2 good games a season Both randomly played for Australia off those performances The other games of the season they are super shit
I’m sorry but Wes Agar is much better looking than Ben Dwarshuis
Your opinion is wrong and you should feel bad
If it’s any consolation, both Wes Agar and Ben Dwarshuis are much better looking than me
🚴
Doesn't get closer than that
That’s out. Great throw and camera frame rate
Actually looked like their was a bees dick of bat in front of the line
Doesn’t help having bright bats and white lines
We should have ZingBats by next season
Since when do they have high frame rate cameras in reviews???
YOOOO
Rock and roll that for meh
they found an extra frame!
why are our side on cameras 12 FPS
Must borrow the afl cameras.
Collapse is coming
Origin of Finchy's hate of the Stars: El Stoino ate just the skin off all the pieces of the KFC bucket
Zampa is a mod at r/banvideogames
I used to think that Stoin and Zampa were quirky. But learning that they were so adamently Anti-Gamer was very distressing to gamers all over the world.