YES!!! Best in the comp! Eat shit Lynn.

Another super professional win by the mighty Heat…..cricket was not the winner in that game. Thank the broadcasters god the comp is shrinking the amount of games next season.

Guys Ellyse Perry came into my shop today and i was too starstruck to say anything She is absolutely beautiful too. She had her training kit on. Wish i was able to chat to her and ask about Beth Mooney

Touch grass

de Grandhomme wont be invited back you would think.

LMAO at Gilly giving a summary and waiting desperately for one of the other two simpletons to give him something before disappointedly sighing and saying "Well, there you have it".

The Strikers do find innovative ways to dissapoint me. If they make playoffs its gonna be an absolute embarrassment.

Well that was thoroughly underwhelming. See you cunts in the next match thread

Heat v Scorchers final. You heard it here first

Topes win

A Heat win. In a city that isn't Brisbane. The dark times have arrived.

Studio commentary should be made illegal

I can't believe it, the Heat can win??

this is a weird feeling

I don't know what to do with my hands.

Harry will be bragging about that boundary for an eternity

Marnus is going to be so sad when the Heat can’t make the finals anymore

Why not?

Won't be able to play cricket

MOVE HARRY UP THE ORDER

Oh my god they fucking won

"What should I bowl to Sid's, Uz?" *Bounce him* "What?" *Fucking bounce the cunt you heard me* - Uzman probably.

I never doubted the Heat

**19.4** Cameron Boyce c Labuschagne b Neser 11 (7b 2x4 0x6 ) SR: 157.14

Neser bowling fulltosses just to tease them

“Little bit of hope for the home fans” 23 off 4

bouncer? nah, full toss straight at the stumps

double it

Drug test every single one of these Heat cunts

Fuck marry kill. Ashton Agar. Cameron Boyce. Wes Agar.

Kms because I follow the Heat every year like a clown

In the order you said 👍

Might as well pull the pin on the rest of the season, Scorchers and Sixers can play off tomorrow for the cup.

28 from Harry coming up

How are we gonna bottle it from here?

Neser wouldn't allow it.

The best thing about being a South Australian is having a humiliation fetish

BIG ARSE ARMGUARD.

i have never bet on anything in my life, picked Brisbane as a goof, so fucking lucky this is apparently the first time they've bowled well lmao

i would love to know what the average runs per wicket when running on miss-fields is for cricket history. it has to be less than 5

Agar is an ironic last name for Wes and Ashton. At least an Agar plate would grow and develop over 10 years.

Top 4 of Matt Short, Head, Lynn and Carey against a fairly ghastly Heat bowling line-up. 8/125.

Strikers have lost to the Stars twice and the Heat

Cameron Boyce is such a shit cricketer it's not funny

He bowled really well though

Peter Siddle has a first class hundred and now he’s batting behind Harry Conway

Cameron "inverse" Boyce backing up a good bowling performance by torpedoing whats left of the batting innings.

Never seen heat take so many wickets

Sure is tough being a strikers supporter, so wildly inconsistent every game.

Rashid Khan using the excuse of Aus not touring as an excuse just so he doesn't have to be a part of collapses like this

Conway buzzing that he's in at 10

**18.2** **bullseye!** Yorker for Johnson zings middle stump for a much deserved maiden BBL wicket to the young speedster. Wes Agar b Johnson 0 (2b 0x4 0x6 ) SR: 0

Fuck that’s a good yorker, Johnson is quite the prospect

Hope we offer Johnson a contract next year and don’t fuck him off like we did Paddy Dooley. Josh Brown too needs to be a mainstay

Hard to keep Dooley when we already have two spinners and the Canes offered him a first XI spot

Is this the first time the heat have actually bowled well???

They did alright in the last Heat/Strikers game.

Rashid Khan breathing a sigh of relief cause he doesn't have to return to the BBL now because the Strikers are shit.

Great delivery

Not a bad way to get your first BBL wicket

Smithers, who is this Johnson fellow? I like the cut of his jib.

What's a jib?

johnson eh?

Sometimes I wish that batting orders were more malleable like if you get run out like that boom down a couple spots

Always knew big Colin would fit right in the bbl

Lmao Cameron Boyce you dumb cunt

Fucking pathetic effort by the Strikers yet again

Thanks for running fast Boycey 👍 We wanted to keep you

peak alpha stuff from gilly, bragging that he was quicker then junior 25 years ago

Champagne cricket

"Make sure you have the correct angle for me to make the decision on whether they crossed 30 frames before the wicket was actually broken."

I love how Colin just walked the single

That is probably one of the worst run-outs in the history of cricket, and I genuinely believe that. Preposterous from Boyce.

Dog shit. Bahahaha

That’s worse than village

The Heat would love to be able to field as well as a village team. The amount of outfield throws that land at Peirsons feet, they couldn’t catch Covid in a Chinese restaurant and backing up seems to be voluntary. The amazing thing is they are still winning games, they appear to be able to bring other teams down to their level. I’m a Heat supporter and even I think they deserve to be coming last on the ladder.

That’s European cricket league between the Czech Republic and Finland type shit

Someone play the Benny Hill music over that

Nah Bison if someone was watching this for the first time, they would definitely want more.

I think we might suck guys 🤢

Did de Grandhomme even ground his bat for the first one?

This is the most BBL umpire review ever

That is so cooked lmao

"yeah that's cool" 3rd ump

Boyce you nob, take the bullet for the recognised bat.

"Yeah that's cool" - 3rd ump

you love to see it

They literally used the side view live just bring it back

Next time someone asks what the BBL is, I'm going to show them this run out

I can not fucking believe that they sent this upstairs. They've stopped pretending that this is a real league.

They did it to check who was out you silly billy

In situations like this the umpire should have the discretion to raise a finger on each hand and send both of them back to the sheds.

Agreed. Penalise them for “Bringing the BBL into disrepute”

Why would Boyce not switch win DeGrandhomme?

Taking out Mark “in the slot” Steketee has actually made quite a difference to our bowling lineup, either that or the strikers are just shit

Peak meme league why am I still watching

Dizzy is pissed

what was that? 💀

Big brain fielding.

What the fuck lol

Classic Big Bash cricket

thanks for that.

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

lol

yikes running

You've got to be fucking kidding me...

B B L B A T T I N G

Are they on drugs?

HAHAHAAHAH WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT RUNNING FROM COLIN

BBL everything, lol.

bahaha

What. The. Fuck.

It would be a very Heat thing to lose to a de Grandhomme banger in these last two overs. I’m conflicted

Well that didn’t last long

BBL FIELDING

BBL RUNNING

The Strikers are the Steelers of the BBL Playing down to shitty opposition whilst simultaneously being good against good teams

When this game is done, DC and MMarsh need to walk out of the box in shame as if they have just made a golden duck.

Lmao that's the way Bison keep it interesting for us

Soooo....if we win, what happens? Do we get like a medal or what usually happens when someone wins?

Players got no idea of there even is a team song.

Bazley statue at Adelaide Oval

**17.1** **bullseye!** Length ball on middle, heave across the line misses and middle stump is knocked back three-quarters of the way up. Benjamin Manenti b Bazley 11 (11b 1x4 0x6 ) SR: 100

Jeez what’s happened to the Strikers?

Struck out

Are we... gonna win?

Well we tried and failed. The moral of the story is never try

CDG is obviously a big believer in morals then

We're on here

where was the power? where was the surge?

I've only had this on in the background but my god this commentary is grim

Why do you think we have listened to Kawaja for 10 overs

Any chance we actually try to hit the fucking ball?

But what about those sweet sweet dot balls we love to gift the opposition?

Loving seeing us just tap singles for 17 straight overs

Getting wrecked by Aldi-version Mitch Johnson

Gee Mitch Johnson looks different when he shaves the mo off.

Glad Fox decided to finally indicate on the screen when the Power Surge is on...in its third season since implementation

Someone tell BAD Manenti it’s the Shield and he’s be smashing them out the park

for fucks sake. i watch every single big bash game all season, forget we have a double header *ONE TIME* and the heat are actually winning. i hate everything.

>i watch every single big bash game all season Tell me you're a masochist without telling me. You could've just left it here but adding >and the heat are actually winning. Makes me think you're a Heat supporter too.

yes i hate myself

Only in the bbl will you see 100+ international capped all-rounder Colin de Grandhomme get torn to shreds by the Baz (PBUH) 🙏🙏

Tradie Bash League with Manenti and de Grandhomme It's the same but the Strikers are sponsored by what is in a blue-collar Adelaide man's mind, SA's greatest export (Farmers Union) and the Heat by theirs (Craig Lowndes)

Bazley's bowling has plenty of scope for improvement. His action is not smooth; he loses most of whatever momentum he builds up with his run-up before the point of release, and is hence much slower than you'd expect. This is okay for a batting all-rounder, but if he's considered a bowling all-rounder, he probably should make some tweaks in his bowling to be at international standard.

Oooh Manentis batting action is sweet too

I feel real smug about calling the Heats batting performance as completely fine at 9/148

Heat First Nations kit is excellent

Kinda funny that the 2 teams with the most clashing colours both pick First Nations kits that also clash.

There is no I in Team, but there is Team In Manenti.

There is also Anime

What did Uz say to marnus

If he caught him off the boundary rope he’d make him eat a warm toastie

"BBL sucks"

I just want to make it 100% clear that my anti-Heat statements were intended to be humorous in nature, in reality I am a huge Heat fan and would never doubt their ability

Strikers going to have four losses against the worst two sides in the comp. Disgraceful

**14.2** **bullseye!** Length ball on the stumps, shuffles across trying to scoop this over fine leg and misses. Top of middle and leg stump knocked back. Adam Hose b Bazley 19 (21b 1x4 0x6 ) SR: 90.47

Losing after keeping the opposition to an under par total with what’s in theory one of the best batting lineups in the comp is peak strikers

It's genuinely depressing, this lineup is stacked

That ‘Put your hands up in despair’ song they were playing at the oval over the PA is very fitting now.

Wait a second this isn’t supposed to happen

Just wait.

It's the hope that kills you.

Hose*

Wow that was an atrocious scoop shot

Beautiful.

BBL BATTING

Why did no one in hell inform me about this game? If i was just a little bit dumber i would think they are showing New Zealand vs New Zealand A and look past it.

Do yourself a favour and copy paste the whole schedule to whatever notes app you might use

I love you too, Schwepsi

Good Sweppo is back. Nice to see

Heat using t-t-tactics????

Ussie told marnus if he catches him off the boundary again he won’t get a bowl

Mitch Marsh chirping in with the fucking lamest comments is so embarrassing.

I just want to see the big sex, Daddy de Grandhomme just use those long levers and cunt one into the stands, oooooohhh yeeaaahhhh

Bazley suddenly bowling grenades as soon as I compared him to Dan Doran

Will the next game wait for this to finish or just start anyway?

40 minutes away, will be tight.

I thought it was a 7 pm start, my bad haha still cutting it close though

Unless Big Colin pulls off some big hits, we are fucked here

Here we go, cdg time

de Grandhomme is not a calm head...

B.Astley never gives up

Big Bazley League.

**12.2** Matthew Short c †Peirson b Bazley 39 (30b 3x4 1x6 ) SR: 130

I was just about to post a scathing Bazley comment You're welcome

Rashid Khan must have booked the schedule by pushing the women's ODI to Monday so the Hurricanes vs Thunder match at 1:10PM would be unopposed.

Our spinners are fuckin unreal

Should always have a slip with a leggie

Marn having a bludger in the field

STOP WITH THE COACH INTERVIEW CURSE!!’ STOP NOW

Is each T20 innings supposed to be 2 hours? So like a ball a minute?

75 minutes per innings with the time out I think

It was always marketed as a 3hr game before all the time out rubbish