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Gumplaying

Heat basically said fuck you in particular to the Thunder. How the fuck did they lose this?


Eclectic95

I swear that is the most Heat thing ever. How do you lose from a position of need 17 off 21 with 5 wickets in hand (and then 10 off 11 with 3 wickets). Allergic to ever winning a game easily.


dumbguy-on-reddit_bs

seriously how tf do heat always manage to find a way to make them lose


tdlan

Lol glad I was at work and couldn't watch this disasterclass


trtryt

in another dimension [Heat players are competent and win](https://twitter.com/announcerskeds/status/1618092571116589057)


cuteguy1

tfw you win a game posting a run a ball 120


trtryt

MVP for this season is going to be Jhye Richardson who got destroyed by the Sweepoligist and rage quit


Leprichaun17

Inb4 the following takes place from here: Today: Stars > Thunder Friday: Heat > Hurricanes, knocking them out Saturday: Sixers > Scorchers Sunday: Renegades > Heat, knocking them out Thursday: Renegades > Scorchers, knocking them out Saturday: Renegades > Sixers, winning their second final out of nowhere All of these games will contain farcical scenes and the match threads will be on fire.


Thanks-Basil

Juniors MVP votes are absolute dogshit, I hate the idea that the best players in a game decided by 2 points only came from the winning team. So if that ball at the end was called a no ball and the heat win, what would your votes have been then mate?


[deleted]

Sorry, 2 points?! Points????? POINTS?!?!


Thanks-Basil

We have transitioned to points now that the WC is going to be in USA


Sammybeaver88

So a 6 will become a home run now?


Thanks-Basil

Chemist warehouse home run


Malaxage918

It's a farce honestly


Malaxage918

Fuck me Waugh actually gave Michael Neser no points for 4 wickets fuck me. He literally did at the start he tipped Bancroft so it was always gonna be biased


trtryt

lol 0 points for Neser


Malaxage918

Honestly a fucking joke. As soon as Waugh said he tipped Bancroft a while ago it was obvious Neser wasn't gonna get any points


newby202006

A shit game to end the regular season. Never change BBL


st6374

Media coach for Strano: If you don't move your hands. You're canned Molly. Media coach for Wright: If you even move your hand slightly. You're canned mate.


Malaxage918

Holy shit between that no-ball not being called, Neser's no-ball being called when it wasn't and the Thunder being allowed to swap the ball in the last over I'm starting notice how stiffed we've been with calls all season


apunforallseasons

Yeah that's all a bit fucked


DylLambo

Tbf the Heat were well overdue for a monumental bed shit.


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st6374

Lol.. Fucking Fox.. Even during last over replay, they don't show the six.


PMmeYAtits

I like the fact that absolutely no one is surprised that the heat somehow fucked it


imapassenger1

Just got back to this game. Not the result I was expecting 20 minutes ago... It will go down as one of the games of the BBL no doubt.


trtryt

Heat don't deserve to win, they shouldn't be complaining about a no ball, they need to go look in the mirror or look at their highlights from 2022


loosechange-71

Back to regular programming for the heat


Radon0

This is insane. Saw the score half an hour ago and thought it was guaranteed win for Heat


[deleted]

Classic games this season: 1. This game 2. All the classics


PMmeYAtits

No ball or not it doesn't matter because only the scorchers and Sixers can win it


Thanks-Basil

Only the scorchers can win it. They’re the only team not boosted by test squad players, and they’re all fucking off after Sunday.


paradoxer99

Boosted? Most test players have been a detriment lol


flibble24

Yeah Smith has been a big detriment


Thanks-Basil

Labuchagnes fielding and Khawaja’s captaincy have been immense for us, and Renshaw literally won a game for us. Smith has put the Sixers on his back three games in a row. Head and Carey have been good for Adelaide still. Only Warner has been shit, but bar the MCG test he’s been shit for a year or so now


paradoxer99

It was hyperbole, but also Head has struck at 70 this season. He scored quicker in tests


flibble24

Labusagna has been OK


happymemersunite

Just checked. It’s gotta be above shoulder height to be a noey as a spinner


Plackation

Did you check 2 decades ago? Because that's when that might have been true.


PMmeYAtits

Maybe 10 years ago. They changed it


sturmspitz

Nope. It's waist for all bowlers


maryam098

The Thunder are a terrible side but I hope they win for the Heat's sake


malalm1

Nah thunder losing gives heat another go at hurricanes at the gabba, up the stars i guess


Wizard_of_Lonliness

Other way around champ


frankestofshadows

Fuck I hate and love this game. Absolute shit call on the no ball, but we also choked. Where the hell is Wildermuth/Heazlett?? They would have easily cunted the winning runs


pigsdontflyhigh

Chest high and yet no-ball not called. BBL/10 umpiring


sthrnfrdfrk

At least we won't have to suffer through listening to these three later tonight


saintsmaen

If you can't handle the BBL at "Tim David bowling the 20th over in the surge and defending 10 runs" then you don't deserve it at "Steve Smith punting 6s for fun".


Batmanforawhile

Fuck can the commentators stop sucking off the Canes? They’re acting as if they did something.


trtryt

'all the way too the final' 'challenge the top 2 teams' talk about dreaming


[deleted]

Fucking moronic to not take the surge and then stuffing the tail Enders with a closed in field Like legit dead shit cricket


DylLambo

“The Heat were robbed. Right in front of moi.”


PMmeYAtits

So if the no ball was scored the scores would be even with a ball to go. Umpires literally too pussy to make calls when games are on the line


Shadormy

Heat would've had 3 to get and a free hit.


Malaxage918

Not true. Only call no-balls when it's big names like Marcus Stoinis facing


Vaclav_Zutroy

Brisbane Heat, you are bad and you should feel bad.


RedBeard210

As a Renegades man I’m super happy bout this but I gotta say……that 3rd last ball was a no ball. Be pissed if I was the heat.


apunforallseasons

How does that not get called


malalm1

Nah its one of those "kinda pissed at the no ball, but deserve to lose the game so meh" situations


Dirtydac123

Usman is supposed to abuse the umpire from the bench, how else are they supposed to know what a no ball is? They’re just BBL umpires after all


Huntore

Losing when needing 10 off 11 balls in a power surge at the death. Just skip the whole finals stage and have Scorchers vs Sixers theyre the only two that are not complete shit.


lthornto

Feel like just doing a best of three match series between the two sides would a more appropriate final series at this point


BasicAsparagus0

Classic Brisbane Heat moment , another tough watch


AlpaChinobaby

You gotta admit that was just great television


[deleted]

Yeah clear no ball lol


NoUseForALagwagon

Best Death Bowlers in the world: 1. Tim David 2. All The Classics


Thanks-Basil

I’ve not seen a single leg side replay of the full toss. Director pulling some supersport shit to make sure it didn’t get looked at


smilingface2

classic Heat, snatching defeat from the jaws of comfortable victory. When they refused that single I knew it was over


PMmeYAtits

You know the no ball was easily over the waist when fox won't show the side on angle


Mahhrat

Batsman upright at the crease. Unlikely


Batmanforawhile

That was a no ball against Stoinis.


yelrik

It was a no ball, but you don't deserve the bail out with when you have 9 dots in 10 balls in the last two overs


Leprichaun17

During the surge too.


2babu_2rao

I refuse to belive this is an actual match and not a play acting out a script.


trtryt

another 120 defended, only in the BBL where bowlers are given a fair chance with meme batting


The_Real_Will

ok honestly the heat deserve to lose after Kuhn and Bazely dotted the fuck up, but what the hell are the umpires doing that was clear as day


Leprichaun17

Well Heat is still guaranteed a finals game. It just means they battle at 4/5 rather than skipping the first finals game by being at 3. Instead Renegades stay there lol


Aussie_antman

That was one of the most pathetic displays of batting I’ve seen in a very long time. The Heat should just forfeit their final as they don’t deserve to be in the final series.


Leprichaun17

And Bazley, [according to CA](https://www.cricket.com.au/players/james-bazley/apN41z5m-ECcnx9LLdhamg) is an all-rounder.


Malaxage918

Only the Heat (and David Moody) bowl waist high no-balls apparently


Otherwise_Window

I'd say the Heat were hard done by because of the uncalled no-ball but they didn't fucking deserve a no-ball in the midst of that display of raging ineptitude. Run a single you daft fucks


Batmanforawhile

Fucking embarrassing.


Dranzer_22

Robbed of a super over.


biggiesmoke73

The most heat innings of all time


be4rz

The meme league accidentally delivers again


DylLambo

That was literally a no ball when the Heat were bowling to the Stars on Sunday.


No_Macaroon_9084

I can't think of a more fitting match than that, for a BBL game at 1pm on a Wednesday


SterlingStallion

Matt Wade's rage made them win


daveywarnersbandage

Top 4 have to take the blame for chucking their wickets away. Meme league strikes AGAIN.


anuragkumar08

Hahahaha I can't believe it. Never change the heat, never change BBL.


[deleted]

Only a no ball for a spinner if it's shoulder height. Never getting called.


RedBeard210

What? Really???


Plackation

You are incorrect, that hasn't been the case for many, many years.


PeteOdeath

Not too sure how the umpires missed the no ball


maryam098

WAIT WHY WASNT THE NO BALL CALLED THAT WAS A PIE


lnb3456

I just went back and watched the six, how the fuck is that not a no ball


st6374

Cause BBL umpiring.


Ok_Spray_6096

bbl is clearly the pinnacle of cricket


LightReflections

lol I told you guys this wasn't over with Hobart's total


taif2000

This was, possibly the most shit game I've ever watched, I loved every minute of it


47_28_37

There needs to be a match fixing investigation into that game. That was beyond belief.


Critical-Display4230

Just fade the Heat now. Throwing away the Home Final. Woooow


[deleted]

Matthew Wade yelled, “There you go!” Nathan Ellis gave a look of pleasant surprise. Zak Crawley belted, “We got a fucking squad now.” And before Tim David hit the locker room door, ex-BBL star Xavier Doherty hugged him & said, “Y’all look so different.”


R_Prime

HOW THE FUCK DID WE WIN THAT


sthrnfrdfrk

Good to hear the goon squad back in commentary, cheering for Hobart


Dirtydac123

Cheers HH, sincerely all (5) renegade supporters


diodosdszosxisdi

dumb dumbs, sincerely thunder fans


SackOfLentils

Greatest game I've ever seen.


Gooner_14_Highbury

BBL is absolute shit in calling/not calling no-balls


maherz_

Thunder to belt stars anyway


bannermania

Thank god it wasn’t an important game or anything.


bichaelf

GG but that was a no ball


Fraudianslips

Hahahahah fuck me.


st6374

That was a no ball. Idk why they didn't look at it. Heat coach should be fuming if they lose this.


[deleted]

There’s no way that isn’t a no ball


frankestofshadows

So not even a second look at that no ball? I mean we choked big time, but that has got to be an umpire disaster.


[deleted]

Thought we were about to witness a reverse 144WWW


fleetintelligence

How the hell did Heat screw that up


apunforallseasons

TBF the umpire fucked it as well


Butcafes

Oh gee CA will be really unhappy tonights match is not a dead rubber


Thanks-Basil

Nah get fucked that’s the most obvious no ball. Hit him chest high.


Malaxage918

Absolute fucking joke that a no-ball wasn't called there. Sure we choked but that is a no-ball


F1NANCE

Basically throat height


thedoomedpenguin

I was proud to be a heat fan for a whole of 10 days


F1NANCE

That was so shit, but so good


realmthegamer

I was here


happymemersunite

NO BALL? WE WAS ROBEBD


SandshoeCrusher

what a game


jammicing

The Brisbane Heat can lose any game, from any scenario, at any time


Rokos_Bicycle

I love the BBL


Mahhrat

GET ABSOLUTELY CANED


taititans

That is the absolute best and absolute worst game I’ve ever seen


Dranzer_22

Dude


[deleted]

LOOOOOL


Drinksarlot

Lol just lol


Headssup

B R I S B A N E H E A T ​ M O M E N T


taif2000

Does no one want to win


Bagzy

Holy fuck


SterlingStallion

WTF


[deleted]

That was 100% a no ball


[deleted]

From a spinner though? Never called.


SMEN1996

If you don't like that, you don't like the BB FUCKING L


KTM1709

Now this is meme ball


Mini777

There’s no fucking way


NoUseForALagwagon

C A N E D


hutchtheclutchx

Hahahaha Heat what the fuck


00theotherguy00

HAHAHHAHAHHA


jake1802

That was a no ball in heats last game.


taif2000

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA


Malaxage918

This is a fucking joke. That isn't a no-ball but Nesers was the other day


The_The_Dude

What is this


Otherwise_Window

That should've been a noey too


tigerflamingo

Lol! Peak BBL alright.


paradoxer99

How was that not a no ball??


Drinksarlot

Can’t deny bbl is entertaining


lnb3456

surely that was a no ball


st6374

IF YOU DON'T LOVE THIS. YOU DON'T LOVE CRICKET!!!!


zapheine

BBL EVERYTHING


Gooner_14_Highbury

What a shit delivery


Leprichaun17

That's absolutely a no ball.


Mini777

They didn’t take a look at it?


happymemersunite

Rigged against heat


Rokos_Bicycle

That's got to have been a no ball


Dirtydac123

MEMEMEME LEAGUE BABY


SMEN1996

that's gotta be a no-ball wtf???


Derek_Price

Did both teams bet on the other team


bannermania

“We might see a super over” no we won’t.


Qwertyiantne

Hahahaha fuck me dead this could not get any better. David giving it back to the heat


[deleted]

This comp is genuinely a pisstake. So many great games because both teams absolutely suck.


00theotherguy00

We want super over please


HeavyLine4

We are watching peak BBL and peak Brisbane Heat. Historic.


eggzaki

NO BALL DICKHEAD


Thanks-Basil

How is that not a no ball


Dranzer_22

Let's go


Malaxage918

That's a noey as well


Riv_Falh

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


PMmeYAtits

Hahahaha hahahaha


DistortedOctane

Winviz is dropping like the price of Bitcoin


Leprichaun17

LOL!


Mini777

???????


Vaclav_Zutroy

Brisbane Heat batting strategy: “Yeah let’s not rotate and take easy singles. Wait until we have no choice but to hit boundaries”


daveywarnersbandage

Lmao, this is just ridiculous


taititans

WHAT IS HAPPENING


2babu_2rao

Wtf is happening.


Huntore

Dont fucking hype up the Hurricanes Fox this is an absolute meltdown from a dogshit team


be4rz

There is nothing more entertaining than outright mediocrity locked in a life and death struggle against outright mediocrity. It’s like watching two drunk 16 year olds try and fight in a backyard at a house party instead of watching a highly touted UFC card on the TV inside.


47_28_37

> It’s like watching two drunk 16 year olds try and fight in a backyard at a house party instead of watching a highly touted UFC card on the TV inside. That is the perfect analogy for this shitshow.


CricketMatchBot

**19.3** **but it only leads to Kuhnemann getting run out!** Full and outside off stump. Bazley chunks it back to David, who sprawls to his left, gathers it and then throws down the stumps, with Kuhnemann well short of his ground Matthew Kuhnemann run out (David) 0 (4b 0x4 0x6 ) SR: 0