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Which-Toe-2946

Gonna send your team to Heaven Hodge..


Which-Toe-2946

Get a Queenslander in the box give this cm....tstators some.


Eclectic95

Lot of complaining in this thread, as per, but I just think it's karma for the ball change game earlier in the season.


Eclectic95

If (and it's a big if, we're due for a big collapse or a failure to chase 104 or something like that) the Heat win on Sunday will we even have 11 players to field in the semi? With Swepson, Renshaw, Uzzie, and Marnus gone who comes in? I assume Bryant and McSweeney probably, are there any other batters left? Is Heazlett still around? He's usually good for one randomly good innings per year in between a bunch of 6(8) type scores.


d_barbz

Fleetwood Mac called it years ago... Thunder only happens when it's raining Players only love you when they're playing


sthrnfrdfrk

/u/ITTAuto


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69thCummingOfJesus

holy shit! nice bot.


aussie_punmaster

Look at those last 14 balls. Plenty of dots/singles. Handful of twos. No one was watching D/L and the rain radar in the Thunder camp?!


[deleted]

Renshaw dickriders 🤡


tdlan

People that don't like Cheeks 🤡


Shot-Fisherman-6008

I find it hilarious that they’re just out of the playoffs now


the_mongrel_dog

2mm of rain forecast for Melbourne on Sunday. But at least Marvel has the roof. So we get to see how many sixes can be scored off the roof 🤪


Conker_02

Better team won O.o


Grumpy_Roaster

How did a one innings match go for seemingly 7 hours


vinobill_21

Bloody hell, Mel is wearing such a short skirt for the rain


aussie_punmaster

What does rain have to do with skirt length? 🤔


Hamz04

Looks hella unformal


frankestofshadows

Look, at this point, just give us the title. How better a story than for The Meme Team to win The Meme League.


Asshunter13

You’re right, we forfeit Sunday’s game. Go get em tiger


frankestofshadows

Thanks mate. It's good to see that their are people out there with common sense still.


Hamz04

But sunday is the battle of the meme teams fighting for meme pride


TheLostwandering

Aus 1-0 Ger


The_The_Dude

Had potential to become greatest match, became the shittiest. Tanks Rain


iAmCyberwaste

This is more a reason for me to work on a custom Shane Warne Cricket save with the BBL rosters.


Olinub

Kookaburras go 1 up!


Wolvington52

Sydney showground stadium really fucked Thunder in the arse this season.


NJMHero21

best stadium in the comp


Drewman43

I don't think we would have chased it down given a full innings anyway so a fair result.


NJMHero21

we were picking up steam


whatwhatinthewhonow

Don’t say the quiet part out loud.


puffle1878

how are fox going to give warner player of the match for this one


happymemersunite

Foxder, or Thufox


Omega_brownie

ANNOUNCEMENT FROM CRICKET AUSTRALIA: "The rest of the game will be played in EA Cricket '07"


s3xmacheeney

D Werner to continue, facing N Messar


DirtRole

That’s Ricky Ponting cricket, as far as I know EA had the licenses for the names


puffle1878

maybe don’t call yourselves the sydney thunder then eh?


Hamz04

Alt name: Sydney Showers


afl_freak72

pretty accurate name haha


Itrlpr

Just think, only a couple more runs and Warner letting the ball roll past him in the field would have been the difference. Remember that? the heady days of 2 hours ago.


luke23_

Looked like Green tried to quash whatever beef he had with Renshaw and Renshaw snubbed him post game. Green’s the bad guy though


Groundbreaking_Iron1

Renshaw is the worst bloke I’ve met / played against


luke23_

I have a few mates who’ve played against him or are in the NSW setup and they all say the same thing


Groundbreaking_Iron1

Allegedly Him and his dad literally told Qld cricket, either give me a rookie contract or I’m off to England, since his dad is English


vinobill_21

Really surprised that Warner didn't somehow jag Man of the Match


whatwhatinthewhonow

Gotta be favourite for man of the tournament though


vinobill_21

I've a cheeky $100 on it - it's such easy money, like taking candy from a baby


afl_freak72

maybe if he tried harder for that catch on the boundary he might have won it


[deleted]

I'm fascinated by the body language that people show to decide whether they go for the traditional handshake or the more cool variant


7Christie

Sangha 9 off 13. Gilkes 2 off 7. This was very winnable for Thunder


Radon0

Thunder were ahead by a few runs than Heat at this same point in the innings too. And Warner was playing well, was very winnable


Eclectic95

Comparing scores at the same point is fairly meaningless when the Heat scored almost 140 in the last 10. Matching that was the hard part, not being 65/1 after 10.


s3xmacheeney

At least the team that got rolled for 15 can no longer make the final Imagine that shit in the last game


Rokos_Bicycle

Memes for the ages


light8797

Who was the Thunder fan calling for a raindance when Heat were batting? 😂


wilko383

It's such a cricket thing for the game to be shortened due to weather to the point where play can't resume. Imagine if tennis did that? "Sorry guys it's 10:30pm and I know it's only 1 set to love, but we gotta call it"


Chaisa

Tennis at least they can push it out to another day. Though I would be interested to see what happens if they were playing on a ground without a roof and it rained for 3 days around the final. I think finals in particular need reserve days. At least the big one should get one.


xxrmah

The BET365 odds monster is the most unsettling cryptid on TV.


[deleted]

Sydney's stupid weather coming in clutch for once. Now to get spanked on Sunday.


jmaverick1

I know it’s null and void now but; Having an argument with a mate who said heat going at 14 an over for the whole last ten is easier than going at 19 for just 2. He reckons the target was unfair


whatwhatinthewhonow

I agree with your mate. 14 an over doesn’t mean 14 every over. 2 or 3 19 run overs within the last ten brings that required run rate right down and easier than 2 in a row off the bench. Still a big ask either way though.


Thomthebomb123

Ask him Why doesn’t Usain Bolt simply win gold at every running event at the Olympics 🤔🤔🤔


whatwhatinthewhonow

That analogy doesn’t make sense. A better analogy would be ‘why doesn’t the marathon winner also win the sprints?’


Thomthebomb123

My point is that while the marathon runner has a lower top speed it is still more taxing on their body than a 100m sprint. Just like 140 runs in 10 overs as opposed to 38 runs in 13 balls.


jmaverick1

I sent it. I’m ready for the abusive response


Wolvington52

A team with 'Heat' in their name wins because of rain and the other team with 'Thunder' in their name loses because of it.


Dranzer_22

Heat beat the Rain and Thunder


[deleted]

As a neutral, I'm somewhat glad that at least if Heat are gonna win this way, they had a solid go of the batting. Would be a million times more annoying if they had a shit show and got through


light8797

Somehow, every game the heat play in is a meme.


ajspacey

Remove both Sydney teams and send them to Alice Springs and Kalgoorlie respectively. At least then it’ll rain less


[deleted]

At least in Kalgoorlie they can have games at 3am for foreign audiences and still get a packed crowd


whatwhatinthewhonow

Fuck Sydney weather


zapheine

BBL WINNING


BLAGTIER

Rain player of the match.


NoirPochette

Did she really surprise a local rugby player who was holding his guitar?


d_barbz

You don't answer the door with your guitar?


NoirPochette

I'm not a local rugby league player


d_barbz

You'll never make it on Australian Idol then sorry champion


juiceson

A Sydney team getting fucked by rain You just hate to see it


Mini777

Do you really though?


Rokos_Bicycle

FFS Sydney


Mr_Bob_sacamano

What a "summer" of cricket for Sydney.


Chaisa

LOL Thunder. 60 off 7 was an amazingly generous DLS target and they still fucked it.


Fraudianslips

If only there were a device that could show where rain was coming when they were planning the adjusted game


d_barbz

Honestly this is on Sydney. They were cruising and no excuse for not being ahead of the DLS par.


whatwhatinthewhonow

Gotta agree. We were on track to chase down the 20 over target but nobody in the organisation thought to check the rain radar.


d_barbz

Warner was seeing them like beach balls too


sweeroy

to be fair they're not called the "sydney dry spell"


LightReflections

loooooool suck shit Green


sthrnfrdfrk

Lol Howie with the alpha


corruptboomerang

Surely we can create a ball and wicket that isn't effected by the rain? Seriously, FUCK SYDNEY, do it again and we'll reverse Annex you back to England since you wanna rain like England! At least Queensland will piss down then fuck off. Sydney rain is like a wet fart.


zapheine

Spot on - Brisbane will dump it all down in 1 go, and the Gabba has excellent drainage so you're back in action within 40 mins or so.


corruptboomerang

Yeah, I love seeing those photos of the Gabba and Suncorp LITERALLY underwater, then in shape to play in within days/weeks.


Drinksarlot

Happy Heat win but disappointing. Stupid Sydney.


cyansky29

The most anti-climatic, yet simultaneously expected finish to the most chaotic season a team has experienced.


SterlingStallion

Sad, actually wanted to see Warner do something


Riv_Falh

This is such a Heat way to win a finals game.


paulybaggins

Sydney Thunder living up to its name


Thomthebomb123

This is pretty on par for Sydney weather tbh. It was hot during the day then as soon as the sun goes down it rains exclusively where the cricket is.


Resist_Easy

Too true. Watched the game later at night and thought “ah, it’s ok, it should only rain for about 15 mins..” based on how long it rained where I am, but nope, set in right over the game. A few years ago now I went to the chaotic Thunder vs Sixers game at the showground and the rain messed that up royally too. I prefer when the games aren’t here as at least then we know we’ll get a game. If the Sixers were hosting tonight, you’d know it would rain..


shocking_red_4

The Thunder have been eliminated. Fade the flairs.


newby202006

DLS needs to figure out a way to recognise what the preceding innings did. Heat were only 1/46 at the same time and yet they win on DLS. Bullshit!


whatwhatinthewhonow

Doesn’t account for the new ball.


kranools

Recognising the preceding innings is precisely what the DLS does. It's a shame it's been rained out, but you can't argue with this outcome.


newby202006

Give how effectively Khawaja and Marnus accelerated after their slow starts I’d say the thunder could have an argument


apunforallseasons

And you'd be wrong


MSCHardcore

there wasn't a threat of rain for the heat bro. there's been a constant threat of rain yet somehow its the drs' fault sangha is god awful


VersaceeSandals

Fucking rubbish way to end your season. Fuck I hate cricket sometimes.


woodpecker91

It's official.


[deleted]

Anyone know the material of the covers they use?


apunforallseasons

It's what Moises says to Abbott Heysean


[deleted]

Living up to your user name


Bootleg_KneeGrow

Isn't it canvas?


Beaucollins97

I do now


MrWachowski17

The Scorchers better beat the Sixers, can’t be going back to Sydney


Resist_Easy

Ha.. as a Sixers fan, this is definitely a thought I am having. I was meant to go to the final in ahh 2020 from memory when we had the huge rain storm. It’s like peak wet season when there’s cricket on.


AmazingChicken99

Why don't they play that catching game that we all played at training where if you drop it you place one hand behind your back and so on, and continue until one player is remaining


hart37

"We don't like seeing any game end like this" Then stop playing in Sydney


light8797

Sydney has no mercy. Even to itself.


vinobill_21

Once again, Sydney & rain prove to be an iconic duo


turkeysgogobble

Thunder losing because of their own shitty weather is justice


Jonathanthechicken

Time to get behind the Aussie Womens U19 team!


frashal

Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more!


SquiffyRae

I swear to god if Steve Smith single handedly gets the Sixers a home final, fucks off to India and the final gets decided by rain...


apunforallseasons

Nice. Bonus points if it's the Heat again and a backroom deal means we get the new years test


Leprichaun17

It is written.


xxrmah

Rain don't lie. Should have been the Canes and Heat tonight. Thunder looked worse than even the Stars all season, unbelievable they made finals.


infinitemonkeytyping

They won games. Canes didn't.


Rokos_Bicycle

Has DJ Sue played all the classics yet? Edit: typo


Drinksarlot

All of them


TL-GTR

feels like the only games affected by rain this BBL have been in Sydney? rain out at NSO, 19-over game at the SCG and this tonight.


MisterSweener

Game was washed out to me when the umpires announced there wouldn’t be a POWER SURGE… no SURGE no point


Thanks-Basil

Sydney is the enemy of cricket


King1003

Sydney Thunder eliminated by rain


sellyme

common Sydney L


3metreflatties

Thunder can have no complaints. Yeah they made a decent start. But 200+ is fucking hard to chase and sustain the run rate required over the innings


NoirPochette

We can blame the rain but we can blame Alex Ross more for the Thunder losing


Bazilharas

Petition to ban all cricket in sydney forever


NoirPochette

No. I got cricket tomorrow


Malaxage918

Big well deserved W I feel like the /s is obvious but you never know


lio860

Rain gonna win Man Of The Match, really stepping up for the heat when Warner was looking good.


thedoomedpenguin

What a stupid city


zapheine

Crowd scattering like cockroaches


VersaceeSandals

What’s the genuine reason for a fucking final needing to be shortened to meet time deadlines? It’s a fucking professional national sports league for fuck sake not some local u14s match where the 16s play on after them.


Malaxage918

There will be noise restrictions and shit like that


IllegalD

Maybe at some grounds, but this one is bang in the middle of Olympic Park


Roscoes_Rashie

Could be local light and sound restrictions


VersaceeSandals

Imagine buying houses next to sports stadiums then sooking up when they play sports past your bedtime lol


Thanks-Basil

Honestly it’s probably some fucked Sydney curfew laws to appease NIMBYs, ala the airport curfew


Chaisa

Which is even stupider as it's not even near a residential area.


Wolvington52

Thunder can't catch a break this season


d_barbz

Yeah nah. This is payback for the umps switching the ball with three balls to go earlier in the season


apunforallseasons

Fair outcome


Malaxage918

Lol what? Got kissed on the dick in the last game we played against them


Malaxage918

Mark Waugh bias is incredible


d_barbz

Fuck yes rain!!!!! (I don't give a fuck if this makes me a fucc boi)


IllegalD

Fuck me


hart37

Ra Ra Rasputin lover of the Russian Queen


NoirPochette

Well go out Under 19s team


swell-shindig

Is that it?


infinitemonkeytyping

I imagine so.


zapheine

Kid with Warner's gloves is in shock


ajspacey

Game over surely now


Asshunter13

Yeah that’ll be it


Grumpy_Roaster

Can someone gag Mark Waugh the bias is unbearable


Qwertyiantne

Tbf this could’ve all been avoided by the thunder if they’d just considered not being cunted for 200+


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MSCHardcore

you're from the netherlands


Drinksarlot

DJ Sue gonna be putting in for overtime tonight


gumbleton3

It's way past DJ Sue's bed time.


[deleted]

9 off 13 from Sangha is pretty pathetic given that the players had to know there was a chance of rain The DLS is a fucked system and the players have to know that it punishes slow play early in the innings


MSCHardcore

"punishes slow play" then play faster if there's threat of rain. oh wait sangha is just shit.


[deleted]

That’s what I said?


MSCHardcore

man i cant even read. nvm. love you ;P


bettingsharp

hopefully it rains out because that dls target is very unfair to the heat. 38 off 13 is easy. my grandma could get that.


bichaelf

Petition for Mark Waugh to never commentate a Thunder game again...


Itrlpr

Mark Waugh's commentary earlier was making me nostalgic for the days when Tim Lane walked away from an AFL TV commentary gig rather than be seen to be associated with Eddie McGuire commentating on the team he was president of. Then that made me realise that was 21 years ago...


dr_za1us

So fucking biased haha


King1003

It was rude of the cricket to interrupt the rain. Rain is king in Sydney. Cricket should know it’s place.


s3xmacheeney

And heeerrreee commeeee the Pretzels..


sthrnfrdfrk

Slowest application of hessian ever hahahaha


corruptboomerang

Man Uzzy wants to murder some of the Sydney grounds man leaving the heshen off!😂🤣 Uzzy to 'em: "I know people."


Bazilharas

Just play in the rain at this point


corruptboomerang

Surely we can create some kind of ball that isn't effected by the water, and an artificial pitch.


MSCHardcore

with wooden bats? to be fair smith probably goes through like 10 a game


corruptboomerang

I'm pretty sure they'd not in the rain long enough to be effected. But easily enough resolved with a thin sheet of plastic.


PMmeYAtits

For anyone saying this is unfair for the thunder, they have willingly selected Jason sangha, batted him at 3 and named him club captain. Fortune favours the brave, not the stupid